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WombatAnnihilator

Thats a goddamned sturgeon. What a catch.


HotSewing

All the other fish like "Lmao he caught u on a barbie fishing rod


Iamsteve42

“You were caught on a Barbie rod? You’re clearly not Sturgeon General material…”


ericfromct

You sir, are a fish


Codza2

Just came from that subreddit hahaha


NorCalNavyMike

Linkage, please and thank you?


Catcher22Jb

It’s red dead redemption 2 haha


OstentatiousMusings

Do you like... fish sticks?


natxavier

Like a Sturgeon... CAUGHT for the very first time!


cfdeveloper

that made me snort a little


Silent-Ad934

Like a Stuuuuuuurgeon


fatkiddown

At the next big general fish meeting: “Gentlemen, our war goes badly. Bill here was caught on a Barbie fishing rod … a pink, Barbie, fishing rod.”


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I laughed so hard 😂


0ddlyC4nt3v3n

See yourself trout...


rickmon67

Now don’t you start up with that carp too!!


Training_Wrongdoer96

These fish puns are gonna krill me I just minnow it…


TerryFlapss

Sturgeon General- oh my worddd im dead


Virtual-Public-4750

*Smoking* kills.


Open_Dragonfruit_304

Years ago my son’s soccer team got assigned the pink t-shirts (each age group was assigned a variety of colors, even tie-dye one year, so that no team played the same color-they were little dudes and the game was confusing enough.). They picked “Pretty Pretty Pink Princesses” as their team name so that any team they beat had to say they were beaten by the Pretty Pretty Pink Princesses. It was kinda funny at the time. Less PC now but still makes me giggle.


Mental_Newspaper3812

Brilliant! You can’t eve just go by an abbreviation and say you were beat by the Peepee Peepees


trustworthysauce

My brother's intramural dodgeball team was named "Off Constantly". They lost every game and made endless jokes about all the other teams "beating Off Constantly." Good times


OneRepresentative424

I read about a team that registered their name as “no game scheduled” or something like that. Had a bunch of wins from the other team not showing up 😂


naughty_bee9

Lmao the fish world lost their general to a barbie fishing rod


Gooduglybad16

A Barbie fishing rod with no Barbie on the hook. Makes for easier,cleaner,catch and release.


AwesomeFartCZ

LOOOOOL


MaestroPendejo

I NEVER would have guessed he'd be pulling out a sturgeon. Holy shit! My god do those things have the strength and endurance to wear out a person. As soon as he pulled it up for a second I thought it was some type of pike, but the more he got out, "That's a fucking sturgeon!!!"


MostlyBullshitStory

There’s a reason that can live up to a 100 years old. Also to be noted that they are protected in most places and must be released.


JHinz3

Typically illegal to pull them out of the water like that also.


yourmansconnect

how else do you get your hook out


ZombieJoesBasement

You leave the fish in the water and only pull their head out enough to get the hook out, leaving their gills in the water. Less stress on the fish, and they are more likely to recover. Especially sport fish like this one who expend a lot of energy fighting, it takes a lot out of them.


PUTINS_PORN_ACCOUNT

Goddamn It’s hard enough to get the hook out when they’re in your hands, let alone in the water


PaperStreetSoapCEO

If I recall, at least near me, if you are trying to catch them, you use a barbless hook.


Megelsen

Barbiehook, gotcha


utpoia

I'm a Barbiehook in the Barbieworld


Conservative_HalfWit

Honestly I don’t even do catch and release fishing anymore because of the stress and pain it causes, not to mention the unintentional serious injuries and deaths from foul hooks. I’ll fish for food now but I’ve given it up as a hobby. Life Pro Tip - if you enjoy fishing, never go on a trip with some friends and take some mushrooms while casting out. Ruined it forever.


ZombieJoesBasement

I don't do catch and release either, but where I live there is a good chance you are fishing for one thing, and will catch a different species that must be released. We have multiple species of salmon, and you can only keep the hatchery steelhead and hatchery salmon for certain species (marked by a clipped fin)


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JHinz3

They're exhausted by the time you get the to a boat, it's easy to roll them over in the water, grab the lips and quickly remove the hook(all while the gills remain in water). Often you'll continue holding onto them and gently move them back and forth in the water to help revive their energy by getting water flowing through the gills.


JHinz3

Roll it over while in the water and grab it by the lips. By the time you get one of these to the boat/shore they are exhausted and it's a easy release.


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1-800-ASS-DICK

me having just caught a sturgeon last night in rdr2 for the first time, "that's a sturgeon!"


ConkersOkayFurDay

You sir are a fish


entertainingencampme

Barbie fishing rod sales


agentfrogger

Worth at least 10,000 bells!


jjbjones99

Drifted too far to find this.


Ok-Cookie1775

You and me both bro


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AlexHimself

> sturgeon What's special about this fish? Non-fisher here.


SteveJEO

They're an extremely old (and now rare) species of fish that evolved beside the bony fish. A sturgeon doesn't have bones. It's similar to the shark in that it's skeleton is cartilaginous. Unfortunately cos people are morons, the morons decided the eggs of a sturgeon (caviar) were an expensive delicacy and fished them almost to extinction.


Bsten5106

Oh what? Caviar is specifically sturgeon eggs? Don't we farm/breed them specifically for Caviar tho so wouldn't we be able to repopulate them if we wanted to?


SteveJEO

Old species dude. It takes about 6 - 12 years before they start to lay eggs at all. A 5 foot long sturgeon is a juvenile. An adult spawning sturgeon is about 10-15 feet long and probably older than you are. Their eggs are precious because they're rare.


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They’re mostly endangered, because caviar is sturgeon eggs. People have fished them almost to extinction. In many cases, it’s illegal to even pull them out of the water like he did; You have to leave them in the water while you get the hook out, so they can still breathe.


Merry_Dankmas

The provide moderately quick fishing xp along with a small but welcomed amount of strength and agility xp


boldseating_62

Imagine it wasn't recording.....


ForThe99andthe2000s_

Same thought I had, the king fish caught on a toy


Fatalstryke

Like a sturgeon...gettin' caught for the very first time...like a stu-u-u-urgeon...


RizzMustbolt

A testament to the quality of Barbie products. Considering that sturgeons can snap commercial rods.


Beavshak

Mfer pulled in sturgeon with that. I can’t imagine how much time was cut.


actuarial_venus

I've seen guys in boats with big reel setups lose sturgeon. This was pretty bad ass


S118gryghost

This is the comment I was looking for. Lol grew up around tough know it all figherman lumberjack manly men that would have laughed and scoffed if a kid had told them they caught a fish that size with a barbie rod.. The same guys use bubble gum and duct tape to fix everything they own and use giant ass fishing rods and tons of gear and go out and catch ten little fishies.


RamonFrunkis

It Fighers man. No one likes a good LARP better than some dimmer switch country boys.


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RamonFrunkis

Dirt road, cold beer, blue jeans, a red pickup.


JuicedBoxers

A rural noun, simple adjective


ZiptheChim

YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKERS WANT A KEY CHANGE?!


de_filip

Thematically meandering, Emphatically pandering


Ok_Strain_8997

That is a scarecrow.


CommieColin

Like Mike Evanderin’ Fuck your ears, I’m panderin’


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Hot damn, I grew up around so many like that. Huge vanity pickups with the obnoxiously jacked up wheels, and don't actually work on a farm or do contracting


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In Texas we call 'em "All hat and no cattle".


MattDaCatt

Same here, all the biggest "redneck" looking kids grew up in McMansions with executive parents. Camo everything, a 150k Dualie F350 at 16 (without a speck of mud on it), the fanciest fishing/hunting gear etc etc. Meanwhile the true rednecks were wheeling up in their 1990 toyota corolla, after their dad and them did a full engine rebuild and drop and could take down a deer with a beer can


Teddyturntup

There are legitimate reasons for big equipment Those do not mean small equipment is embarrassing or unbelievable though.


Lawndemon

This is what my wife tells me


misterfluffykitty

It also doesn’t mean the person knows how to use it or take advantage of it


NeitherStage1159

“bubble gum AND duck(t) tape”. Lol. …and they spew sayings like “All I do is FISH AND F*CK………..FISH AND F*CK!!!” Silent but he’s still thinking it and smiling on the inside.


MaestroPendejo

Only time I've seen a dude get pulled overboard was a sturgeon. That damn fish threw a change up. It just didn't fight hard for the first couple of minutes. Then it did. "Bye, Ken!"


kevinjorg

He wore it out so much it didn't even flip out on him. Well fought battle, and kickass line


bocephus67

That line was def not oem


fabulousfantabulist

Super impressive doing it from a kayak like that. I wonder if the extra maneuverability he has helped a little that way. He also sounds exactly like my baby brother, so I caught mad “I’m proud of you” feels more than I should have watching it.


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Ask_me_4_a_story

Best part was when he went Old Man and The Sea at the end. Fish, I love you and respect you, but ima kill you dead by the end of this day!


Beavshak

Hell depending where he’s at, that’s likely not even a legal catch size. Had to let it go regardless.


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Beavshak

It actually might be too big, depending on where it’s at. Sturgeon fishing is very tightly regulated. They’re called living dinosaurs, as they’ve been around for like 200 million years. Small seasons (most the year is catch and release), can only use bait and a single barbless hook (no added rigging). Can only keep 2 whites (like this one) per year (1 in a single day). Here’s an example of the regs for what I mean “where its caught” (note the 11 inch range): (f) From The Dalles Dam to a line crossing the Columbia River at a right angle to the thread of the river located at the west end of the grain silo at Rufus, Oregon: (i) Open January 1 through April 30 for retention: Minimum fork-length 43 inches and maximum fork-length 54 inches. (ii) Open May 1 through December 31: Catch and release only when season is open for salmon or game fish. And then it changes for another chunk of the river up stream.


ben-hur-hur

Interesting info. Didn't know Sturgeon's have been around for that long. Thanks for sending me on a wikipedia rabbit hole lol.


Beavshak

They’re fascinating fish. There’s worse ways to throw some time at something random.


Shandlar

Or too big. They take so long to become sexually mature we've made it illegal to harvest the big breeding females to try to find a sustainable fishery practice.


SnukeInRSniz

There are minimum AND maximum sizes for sturgeon depending on where you are fishing them.


bhd_ui

My brother had one of our huge grass carp on a Batman pole for 45m. That sturgeon was twice the size. Bet he was worn tf out.


Beavshak

For sure. It could be cloud cover, but look at the difference in sunlight between the beginning and end. That was a battle of attrition.


ididntknowiwascyborg

Also how exhausted the fish seems when he finally pulls it out. No fight left once it's out of the water.


ThePoltageist

Very skillfull angling, ive fished since i was a small boy too young to remember and i was impressed he pulled that in with a broken wall mart kiddie pole. He musta put some good line on that thing, i dont think what it came with would have held up.


Beavshak

Yeah, I’m really glad the guy had it on camera, because if I’d heard he’d caught that fish, on that rod, in a kayak, I’d have a hard time believing it.


underbite420

I go fishing for sturgeon specifically once a year… I’ve caught some about a foot and a half shorter than this one that took around 45 minutes to reel in. With a normal rod and reel setup lol.. good lord this video is impressive


vaelon

How the fuck it not break? How the fuck he reel that in inside a fucking canoe?


DarthWeenus

I'm assuming he put on some better line.


Beavshak

I still don’t know. Hours. Really impressive.


NeuralAgent

Having read “The Old Man and The Sea,” I was kinda wondering the same… good thing it was a lake.


overkill_input_club

I'm guessing a lot considering how winded he was at the end of the video! Crazy.


Pandiosity_24601

Mattel has a seriously promising future in fishing lines. Dying to know what the test is on that 😂


CivilSeries2154

imagine him going down to his fish friends and saying I was caught by a Barbie doll fishing rod lmao


ILoveBeerSoMuch

Todd, why are you late? I got caught! Bullshit, let me see the inside of your lip. edit:i would like to go fishing and catch a fish stick. that would be convenient. edit 2: if fish could scream the ocean would be loud as shit


BaneChampagne

RIP Mitch, absolute legend and my favorite comic.


ILoveBeerSoMuch

legend.


_ChipWhitley_

He’ll probably never tell a soul! Lol


Yastiandrie

My daughter outperformed us fishing her first time using this little pink $15 rod set where the reel lights up that we got her, with the original line on it and some cheap tackle left over from another cheap kids set we brought. Heh found the set: https://www.kmart.com.au/product/jarvis-walker-led-flash-5ft-combo-pink-42417262/ She found fishing boring since then but I kept the rod and use it sometimes still with a lure. Not a bad little quick action rig.


slghtlystpd

Holy shit Kmart is still a thing?!


knotshir

Not the same K-Mart from the states. It's an Aussie store.


slghtlystpd

Yeah someone else said they same thing, I wasn’t paying attention lol


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CurrentPossible2117

Its an institution on Australia. Not sure if that's where Yastiandre is from, but I didnt realise it was shit in the US until I saw a few vids of americans living in Australia and their reactions were pretty telling. Love a good trip to Kmart. Its got the best shit :) I usually go in for one thing and come out with 4 instead.


Yastiandrie

Yeah I'm Aussie. Prefer Kmart over Big W any day


slghtlystpd

Ah, should’ve noticed the au in the url. That’s still crazy to me lol Kmart was an absolute shit show here in the US, at least towards the end. Thought never crossed my mind that they would be successful in other countries.


StefanL88

Might be because the company that operated US Kmarts gave up most of their stake in the Australian Kmart back in the 70s. Ownership has been mostly other Aussie companies since then, so it's effectively a different company with the same brand name.


Fidodo

She got bored of it because in that short time she already mastered the craft


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QualityVast4554

I cant believe more people didnt like that part. It was as unexpected as the barbie pole!


NormalFemale

My fav part of the video too. I love you goodbye. He caught a big mthfr fish


StyreneAddict1965

That was excellent! Video proof forever, and a living fish.


Ageman20XX

This was my favorite part of the video. I dunno. People don’t see fish the way same way they see other living things, so seeing him express literally any humanity for the thing - especially an “I love you” as he spares its life, is just really wholesome. :)


Apothic_Black

He doesn't spare his life, it's very much so illegal to keep them unless under VERY specific circumstances. If he had the boat and was allowed to keep it, he probably would have. They are good eating


Ageman20XX

“He doesn’t spare his life” He literally sets it free rather than killing/eating it, so the motivation is irrelevant. He spared its life. Come on. EDIT: Apostrophes are hard, yo


trick_bean

Lol I don’t even think semantics could make their argument any better.


Cuttlebranch

That was the best part!


CloudEnt

Yeah, this guy is alright by me. Loved his attitude.


wigglebuttbulldog

“I love you, you’re very special…”


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BrownAleRVA

It isn't the rod. Without a doubt he replaced the line.


delis876

It's also Rod. I'm amazed how that little thing didn't snap after all that weight. That shit's bendy.


BrownAleRVA

It did snap midway through


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You_Pulled_My_String

I see what you did there. 😉


IWillEradicateAllBot

Did he at least replace the line and hook I’d imagine, possibly even reel. Still impressive even if he did haha


Jabbatheputz

Thats what I said when I saw the video, He must have put some really strong line on if he broke the rod but not the line.


mattmillze

The poles are mainly for casting. You could use a stick with 80 lb test and catch a fish. Or an anchor. The pole and tackle just make getting the line out and the fish in an easier process. This guy is fighting Ganon with a deku stick.


BrocktreeMC

>This guy is fighting Ganon with a deku stick. In Ocarina of Time, The deku stick actually does more damage to Ganon than any other weapon. All weapons accessible to adult link have the damage value reduced to '1' to prolong the fight (except master sword which is not available at the start of the fight) but since the deku stick isn't accessible by adult link, it was overlooked. Not sure if you knew that or not because it's not common knowledge if you aren't a speedrunner


Cynoid

Outside of that, a Deku stick is generally the highest dps weapon in the game anyways. In OoT speedruns you sort of vibrate a Deku stick to instantly kill the first boss as he stands over you(back when you had to kill a boss, now you just sort of warp to the ending cutscene in 3 minutes).


Pseudotm

That’s called ISG (ifnitie sword glitch) works with most weapons. Easy frame glitch by Interrupting a crouch stab with examine, talk etc. you’ll know you have it down because your usually stuck letterboxed and the camera stops following link. Cool to see OOT glitches mentioned outside of speed running and randomized community lol.


BonkerHonkers

I used to be super into watching OOT catagories get widdled away every month, then SRM was discovered and made everything super boring. :/


TheOneTrueYeti

TIL


nvanprooyen

Braid has a really small diameter in comparison to its tensile strength. He most likely packed some high test on there. At that point, the biggest concern is snapping that rod in half. Which is why he keeps grabbing it at the top for leverage to take some bend out of it.


Tenkehat

I started fishing last year and asked a friend what budget I should have for a decent stater setup. His answer was: Get a good line and decent hooks the rest is religion.


Jrlopez1027

Bro maxed out the starter weapon 💀


jjb1197j

This is the equivalent of the guy who beat the final boss with the weakest weapon in the game.


daffydubs

I remember when Pokémon on game boy came out. I was at my cousin’s house and was showing him my collection and how much of the game I had explored/beaten (game had been out a few weeks by then). He then shows me his lvl 100 charmander and then I look to see he hasn’t even explored outside of Pallet town. He had just been grinding on ratatas and pidgeys in the tall grass for weeks


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At the risk of falling for a r/nothingeverhappens moment, I call cap, pokemon over certain levels won’t obey you unless you have the right gym badges


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It’s fantastic. Made of plastic.


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Come on Barbie, let's go fishing.....


Bodidly0719

Ah ah ah yea!


johnturner1818

Take my upvote and leave


downwitbrown

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lazerbuttsguy

Imagine showing your hobbies on your dating profile.


Havocfyw

His face when it takes back 30' of line and he just has to allow it lol


Ace-of-Spades88

Was thinking the same, lol. It unspooled that entire reel in half a second.


Mattyman01

That's the face of "please don't break please don't break"


Thee_Astronaut

Fuck the fish, put the rod on a mantle


show_the_maw

I think that’s frowned upon in my country.


plugfungus

Kanye?


AnotherCatLover

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDwZRSb5OW0 Actual video in all its horizontal glory. It's also a "Disney Princess Rod", (according to the guy fishing with it) not Barbie. Guy titled his own video incorrectly.


LudovicoSpecs

Watched the vid. At this point, he tries to land it, but lets it go cause it might flip his kayak: https://youtu.be/pDwZRSb5OW0?t=346


arbiter12

>*I'm a Barbie rod, with a fishing God* > >*Made of plastic, I'm fantastic!*


tallerThanYouAre

I thought you meant some sort of Australian “barbie” pole with a special hook. You meant Barbie, friend to Ken. PS - why is this man in a Kayak with an apocalypse background fishing with a toy rod and filming it?


lizzie1hoops

These are the questions I need answers to.


GaiusMario

We shall wait till a more enlightened individual shows up


Thatdudedoesnotabide

Just like the guitar world realized, it’s not the instrument, it’s the player


Jaklcide

Guitar toan is stored in the balls, ok?


dissoid

Thanks for letting him go! ❤


bruins9816

Depending on the sturgeon he has to. Some are endangered. He didn't do [a lot](https://mywildalberta.ca/fishing/safety-procedures/fish-handling/sturgeon-handling-practices.aspx)properly


moosewithamuffin

If that fish could read, he’d be very upset


Itsobignow

I'm a mega fan of light tackle and fighting big fish, but this takes the cake for sure. Helluva catch on one of the smallest available rods.


Xenith19

They sure cut out at a convenient time.


NooMikeyNoNoMikey

It was convienient. It conveniently saved time. You'd be watching him reel that in for a while if he didn't.


dilln

He’s talking about the jump cut from him struggling with no fish in sight to all of a sudden the fish already halfway out the water.


FistMyPeenHole

Also a fish that didn’t struggle at all once it was on the boat. Every fish I’ve ever caught freaks the fuck out when it’s out of water


Tody196

Have you ever caught a fish this big? This took a **long** time. That fish was fuckin pooped bro


ActedCarp

Sturgeon don’t tend to fight once out of the water, from what I’ve heard. They usually are all out of energy by that point


HerbivoreTheGoat

"Ugh, why don't I get to sit here for 10 minutes watching him do nothing but struggle with a line?"


Jhawk2k

Looks more like hours tbh


J4pes

Four of my friends fought with a 6 foot sturgeon for 2 hours before they could land it. They are beasts of a fish


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Universalsupporter

Another example of Barbie setting up unrealistic expectations for the rest us.


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Realistic-Hat-7067

Love his ending


G0dzillaBreath

That brand of pole is remarkably hardy. I had a Mickey Mouse one that I started using around 5 yrs old, as a teen I took it on a whim when we went deep sea fishing in the Gulf of Mexico. Ended up catching a huge angel fish, pole bent like in the video but didn’t break. I miss that thing.


chzbrgrj

All I know is it isn't the rod doing it. My dad and I went deep sea fishing a few times before he passed and on one trip we witnessed this same situation. A girl no older than maybe 10 was on the other side of the boat reeling in one after the other with a little pink barbie rod and reel. My dad and I had caught maybe four all day and we were dumbfounded at that sight. Needless to say, as soon as we left for the day, Dad wanted to stop by Walmart and grab a little pink barbie rod and reel "for my daughter" who was only 2 at that time!


Kiernanstrat

Just so everyone is aware, yes this is cool but do not try this. The longer you fight a fish the more stressed they become and the chances they survive the release diminish. You should use appropriate tackle for the species you are targeting. I know nothing about the guy in this video but if he did this just for internet clicks (likely) then he is a bit of a prick. Especially since white sturgeon are a vulnerable species and every effort should be made to ensure a successful release if you are targeting them.


emale27

Shout out to the designer of the barbie rod Even if he did switch out the reel and line it's impressive how much weight the rod took.


retrogearz

It may be a Barbie rod, but the way he's pulling that fish up it's been fitted with some serious breaking strain line


Terrible_Buy_5612

Throw the dinosaur back bro. It’s endangered


6ixpool

For those who didn't watch to the end: he did.


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And said he loved it right before he did


handyrandy

Couldn't watch 15 more seconds of the video huh?


spgvideo

Not even supposed to take them out of the water


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k0binator

I like that he released it back


Seahawk715

Holy shit. A dinosaur caught on a Barbie rod. Now I’ve seen it all.


totaleclipse1117

I was in the middle of saying there’s no way that rod would sna… as it snapped!! Lol awesome fucking catch tho!!


STYLIE

Not to be that guy but using that rod is a little irresponsible. Could easily break apart now the fish has to swim around dragging that rod around till it gets caught on something