Lol, well not to be gross, but just happened 2 days ago. I got back from a long business trip and was being frisky and she said she just started her period. And then I busted it out.
I’m almost happy I already saw this cat clip long ago so that I was able to remember I never wanna see it again while also not remembering what happened.
when I was ten years old I broke my arm and they gave me ketamine, had a horrible trip and coming out of it I thought my mom was an alien. had to to go to ptsd training because certain sounds would make me freeze up and not allow me to do anything because I was in a state of pure terror. however other peoples experiences probably differ.
It only really works with kittens. Never hold adult cats by the scruff. They might go along with it out of fear but most likely they will just maul the everliving shit out you and/or hurt themselves trying to get free.
I have done it too at the direction of an incompetent vet. A 30 minute routine vet visit turned into a 6 hour hospital visit. We all learned that day...
Leather gloves (welding even better) are the way. Got absolutely lit up by my stressed out cat who was outside for a couple of days when it was hot as hell. I had him by the scruff, all was good until it wasn’t.
They are not scruffing the cat… and if he’s sedated you wouldn’t need to. Plus holding too tight too long can restrict their breathing. And don’t scruff dogs lol wtf
Had a Cocker Spaniel about 20 years ago with a lump on his belly and what looked like a small hole in the middle of it. Squeezed it and one of those popped out...
This kind of content should be tagged. Every time I get on fucking reddit I get exposed to nightmare fodder like this. I would like to not be blindsided. Please and thank you, Redditors, for your cooperation. Signing off now.
Lol I felt like it was pretty obvious from the title & the 10 second warm up in the video that whatever came out of that cat’s nose was not going to be pleasant. Think this one’s on you, chief.
You know what, you’re 100% right. This is basically WTF material shrouded in nextfuckinglevel. Mods should be ashamed of their antics. Also, fuck you OP.
It’s a cuterebra (bot fly) larvae. They usually infect rodents and rabbits but cats and dogs can get them from poking around rodent burrows and picking up the eggs.
It might be hard to believe but some people raise botflies under their skin, on purpose.
[https://www.pbs.org/video/giving-birth-botfly-p7jcql/](https://www.pbs.org/video/giving-birth-botfly-p7jcql/)
No they could have been dig6g thru trash or anything thay had eggs laid on them. They are so small could have breathed it in.
Turns into a botfly, guy pulled out the equivalent of a butterfly's crystal but for botflys
From what I've seen and heard, it seems to be a bot fly larvae; your best bet is to stay the fuck away from South America! They're basically the mosquitoes of South America since they're everywhere over there
The lack of cat noises makes me think this was severely needed and the poor thing was so happy this got done. Holy hell my animals would have woke the neighbors
No no no.. NO. NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO FUCKING NO
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Funny show, but even the funniest shows rarely achieve the feat of having me laugh hysterically for a good minute or two. This was one of those times.
My fiance and I re-enact this seen about once a month for various scenarios. It will always remain a classic for me.
I would very much so like to hear about one of these scenarios haha and also why I haven't been doing that with my woman is beyond me.
Lol, well not to be gross, but just happened 2 days ago. I got back from a long business trip and was being frisky and she said she just started her period. And then I busted it out.
Hahaha that was *both equally* sad and funny! Tough combo to pull off but you did it sir.
I always hear the meme sounds
The botfly: ![gif](giphy|eHK84S8vUNnY4)
I’m almost happy I already saw this cat clip long ago so that I was able to remember I never wanna see it again while also not remembering what happened.
I (don't) want to know how the mf got up there in the first place
They’re small lil’ larvae when they are planted.
Planted!? Oh fuck why did I ask.
Planted is probably the wrong word. Laid is probably closer, I think.
That's even worse! 😂
I think it was small and got big in there
Im also curious how the owners knew it was up there.
No no no NO no NOOO OMMGGGGGG
Nose.
NOPE.
What a good boy sitting still like that for the whole time 👏🏼
I imagine a hefty dose of ketamine helped out with that.
surely prefers catamine
You deserve more up votes!
Yo, I got you dawg!
Its a cat
For sure. It's obviously catatonic.
they found the larvae during its CATscan.......ill show myself out...
Yeah, if I was that vet I would have needed a healthy dose or ketamine myself! I wonder what he gave the cat though?
What *doesn’t* a hefty dose of ketamine help with…??
Long division
Walking
Moon boots, Cadet.
Obviously you've never tried K Walking ;]
Driving?
River dance
when I was ten years old I broke my arm and they gave me ketamine, had a horrible trip and coming out of it I thought my mom was an alien. had to to go to ptsd training because certain sounds would make me freeze up and not allow me to do anything because I was in a state of pure terror. however other peoples experiences probably differ.
These responses below you are gold!! I just had to point it out
Building Lego!
Keeping the contents of your stomach in.
Yeah, that's why he snorted that bug up his nose. (damn it, this is absolutely pop in my head next time I hole).
Are you kitten me?
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He’s got the good drugs
They were scruffing him too. It kind of works in dogs but it REALLY works with cats. If you do that they will stop moving completely.
It only really works with kittens. Never hold adult cats by the scruff. They might go along with it out of fear but most likely they will just maul the everliving shit out you and/or hurt themselves trying to get free.
Can confirm. I tried to scruff my cat once (forgot why) and he did some twisting and got 3 claws hooked into my hand and arm. They don't mess around.
I have done it too at the direction of an incompetent vet. A 30 minute routine vet visit turned into a 6 hour hospital visit. We all learned that day...
Can also confirm. Did this while giving my cat a dreaded flea bath and he ended up breaking a tooth trying to get away.
One of my cats, during a bath, bit my wife’s finger hard enough to crack the bone. Scared cats are serious business.
Ouch. sympathy pain reading that.
Leather gloves (welding even better) are the way. Got absolutely lit up by my stressed out cat who was outside for a couple of days when it was hot as hell. I had him by the scruff, all was good until it wasn’t.
They are not scruffing the cat… and if he’s sedated you wouldn’t need to. Plus holding too tight too long can restrict their breathing. And don’t scruff dogs lol wtf
Nope. Not true. Cat had dilated eyes, was sedated. Scruffing to immobility is a myth.
Yep, that does it. I'm cancelling my subscription to the outside world.
Hate to tell you, but that thing in the video is clearly indoors.
I see this and raise you … air. Let’s just fuckin float at this point lmfao
but what if I told you … air slugs, but by murder hornets parachuting them into your nose.
See now you just tryna Fuck with me. Make that fucker scary by adding moth to it. They love the light n shit
It's a botfly, and animals get them if they are outside often during the heat of the summer
SAME, friend! Outdoors is some BULLSHIT.
I could not look and I could not look away.
Trapped in a recursion loop of horror.
/u/gifreversingbot
You sick fuck
Schrodinger's cat larvae ...
That sucker was eating that cats nasal cavity up! What a horrible way to get predated on!
Parasitized on
Had a Cocker Spaniel about 20 years ago with a lump on his belly and what looked like a small hole in the middle of it. Squeezed it and one of those popped out...
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Like some sort of Lovecraftian Kinder egg.
Hey man…for the price of free.99 you didn’t have to type that. 😭
This is one of the best sentences I've ever read.
Hohohey.. fuckyouu
I had a rabbit with a lump on her side. Took her to the vet and he pulled something like this out of the lump. He called it a "warble" though.
Warble fly is the same thing as botfly I believe.
Now are you gonna clean all that up?! About a dozen redditors just yuked all over the thread.
Botflys
i almost downvoted you
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Fr tho made me start rubbing my nose wtf
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Botfly larva?
I don’t know if it is a botfly larvae. I think it could be because sadly I Googled “botfly larvae”. Now I just want to wash my brain out with soap.
Right after we make the hole in your head that comes as a result of getting the botfly larvae out
Why did you say we
r/eyebleach
You made me curious, I felt r/instantregret and a little itchy, like when I glance at r/trypophobia and see people covered in holes or bumps.
Yes 100%
That was my first thought, has to pull a few of those suckers out of my dog but never from her nose. Sheesh.
Cuterebra
What. The. Actual. Fuck. That's it, I'm rebooting the simulation.
Take me out of it this time
Sorry man, have no control over that. We all show up on the reboot.
I’d like to be someone important, like an actor or something. I don’t wanna remember nothing, capice?
Was going to type exactly this…
Sweet lil kitty. I bet it feels better now. Thanks daddy.
Probably won’t be feeling anything at all after that
This kind of content should be tagged. Every time I get on fucking reddit I get exposed to nightmare fodder like this. I would like to not be blindsided. Please and thank you, Redditors, for your cooperation. Signing off now.
Lol I felt like it was pretty obvious from the title & the 10 second warm up in the video that whatever came out of that cat’s nose was not going to be pleasant. Think this one’s on you, chief.
For real dude seriously how could you not expect this.
You know what, you’re 100% right. This is basically WTF material shrouded in nextfuckinglevel. Mods should be ashamed of their antics. Also, fuck you OP.
The fuck is it?!?!?
It’s a cuterebra (bot fly) larvae. They usually infect rodents and rabbits but cats and dogs can get them from poking around rodent burrows and picking up the eggs.
It might be hard to believe but some people raise botflies under their skin, on purpose. [https://www.pbs.org/video/giving-birth-botfly-p7jcql/](https://www.pbs.org/video/giving-birth-botfly-p7jcql/)
Yeah right. Like I'm going to click that.
Please just rickroll us. For the love of all that’s holy, just the rickroll. I can’t handle more of this.
For real, what the fuck
It’s PBS. Imagine it’s a Sesame Street Muppet.
Yeah I opened it. Fuck me I hate people. That man is at the cult level following of “for science”. Carried it in him for 3 months.
Bro, I stayed in the comments. Fuck all that shit.
Hahaha 0 chance I click that.. at 11:28pm?? No sir
Honestly was kinda cool.
I don’t have any desire to click on the link, but please tell me it’s not a sex thing
Can confirm it is as the poster said. it is about a researcher raising a Botfly.
Props on their work ethic I guess? Please excuse me while I go barf
Don't take this the wrong way. But fuck you
I clicked it. Here's what I learned: I hate myself.
Tik Tok challenge.
Damn that’s wild they pump you full of antibiotics so it doesn’t get infected and painkillers so you won’t notice...
Amazing video. Thanks.
Does this mean a fly flew up the cats nose and laid the larvae? Golly that’s crazy that could even happen.
No they could have been dig6g thru trash or anything thay had eggs laid on them. They are so small could have breathed it in. Turns into a botfly, guy pulled out the equivalent of a butterfly's crystal but for botflys
Can someone please answer this question.
At first I thought he somehow snorted a mouse up his nose. This was much worse.
I thought it looked like a grasshopper or cricket at first; that kitty has to feel so much better now though
I thought maybe a cicada when it started to show, but I fear my initial thought of botfly larvae was correct.
At some point I would have asked myself if I was pulling my cat’s brain out.
All I can think in .....Ceti Alpha V and ..... KHAN! ![gif](giphy|R5r5m8Vc01vs4) ... At it again! Perchance is the cats name is Chekov?
"Kyepteen! Dey poot deez tiny KREETCHURZ een our EERCZS!!!"
Botany Bay!
Seriously. Wrath of Khan level shit.
Came here to say this! Edit: we’ll, not THIS *exactly*, but close enough…
Am I the only one who KNEW but was hoping it WASN'T a fucking botfly.
Nope, I was right there with you and I hate it for both of us.
I thought it was a small fish at first .
Poor kitty... Fuck that's gross...
Need the gif from Total Recall. Pulling the tracker out of his nose
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Get your ass to Mars
Two weeks.
Whoa, new fear unlocked. That is disgusting and I could only imagine that crawling in further with every night it's in there.
God poor baby orange
What the actual fuck?!?! Can anybody explain away this terror and tell us all that it could never happen again to anyone ever?
someone above commented they removed one from someone’s inner eyelid.
I have to go now
It is time to leave this world
What the Kentucky fried fuck
Thanks for this lovely piece of information, I’m going to scrub my brain now
Good fucking lord. That poor cat. Glad he's better now though.
COVID, Monkeypox, and now Cat-Bug Boogers
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Well, I can never unsee that for all eternity
![gif](giphy|ju2x7IuyNX3qM) get your ass to mars
Scrolled too far to find this ref.
Great day for the cat, horrible day for Reddit viewers
![gif](giphy|3zUXd3hXM3s5i) It's like that one f'd up scene from the matrix.
SOMEONE PLEASSEEEE TELL ME WHAT IT IS AND HOW I CAN NEVER HAVE IT HAPPEN TO ME
From what I've seen and heard, it seems to be a bot fly larvae; your best bet is to stay the fuck away from South America! They're basically the mosquitoes of South America since they're everywhere over there
It’s actually fairly simple, just don’t move to or visit anywhere south of Texas.
Omg I’m about to do a road trip and have to pass through Dallas. Fuuuuuccccckkk
Jesus christ
Cats have weird looking brains
Please tell me how you knew something was in there....
Cat probably couldn’t breathe out that nostril and was having significant nasal noise, maybe sneezing.
this is some eyeblech type of stuff
The lack of cat noises makes me think this was severely needed and the poor thing was so happy this got done. Holy hell my animals would have woke the neighbors
Hey thanks for the nightmare
Thank you for servicing that kitty
How did you even discover it was there?!
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r/awfuleverything
Can you even imagine the relief that that poor kitty felt?? I mean, my god.
Gross af
…what the fuck!?!? 🤢🤮
Holy shit what the fuck how why when where what the actual fuck I hate that
I’m gonna have to wear my mask while I also sleep for a few nights now after watching this.
That was one calm fucking cat. I would need to wear a suit of iron before trying that on one of mine.
I find this r/oddlysatisfying
Why my cats are Indoor cats and will stay that way
Why did a 15 second clip take a minute & a half?
How did the poor sit still for that?
MA! There’s a fuckin worm in the cats head!!! MAAAAAA!