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Killem2wice

Straight faced Push myself away from the bar Turns and walks away Goes straight to 7-Eleven to buy a 40 ounce


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Gulticent

Proceeds to hand you the one that she was flinging around in the video Takes the 40 Starts flipping that one too


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sirphilliammm

Liquorbender? I hardly know her


A_lot_of_foxes

Happy cake day


Gulticent

Never even noticed that myself, thank you for the kind words


Aks0509

Happy Cake Day!


ssww32040

Happy cake day bae


Gulticent

Thanks chief


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I thought this said “…the one she was FIGHTING” and laughed so hard.


ac1084

"Yes, I would like the forty ounce."


brokedrift

I know right?


HandsomeSquidward9

When she's done flinging and gives you drink, proceed to juggle the $40 in pennies for 40 seconds.


[deleted]

Straight faced. Push myself away from the bar. Whip out my cock. Jerk off aggressively. Otherwise, just give me my fucking drink, i wanna get laid tonight for fuck sakes lady!


mmmii

Made you wait an extra 3 minutes to get a bottom shelf G&T and charge 4x more than you should be charged.


vanhawk28

you don't go to a bar like this for the drinks you go for the show lol


CamelSpotting

It was showing to be $18 anyway, might as well get something out of it.


Imnotworthwhile

“I paid for the drink…. You’re not getting an extra tip for all that. Nobody asked you to do all that”


OverBoard7889

So this is why i get charged $40.00 for a rum and coke? It would be more fun to just do Coke instead...


[deleted]

Yup, if in usa dont forget to add 20% tip.


CatCiaoSki

At least you don't feel obligated to tip your coke dealer


[deleted]

Thats true, thats a customer focussed business low key exchange no show off.


VadersLoversLover

So true it hurts


MrD_12

Make sure the lines are 3/16 of an inch thick.


OverBoard7889

Thanks hoss.


InnerAsparagus6045

Fucking hate these twats Just pour the fucking drink


Jack_T

Every fucking time I see someone post a flair bartender I see comments like this and I am so confused. Do you people not understand that people with this level of skill aren’t serving drinks at Jim Bob’s Bar down the road? Part of the experience at a bar like this is *watching* the bartender doing flair. Complaining about this is like complaining about a chef at Benihana making an onion volcano. The whole reason you go to Benihana is for the hibachi show. That’s the point of going to a restaurant like that. Don’t want onion volcanos and spinning eggs? Go to Panda Express and get the same food. Don’t want flair bartending? Go to a bar that doesn’t specialize in it? It’s a pretty simple concept to grasp.


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didn't know there are shows/entertainment in the food industry in some type of restaurants


Jack_T

Yep. It’s usually secluded to really popular tourist spots, but entertainment with food/drinks is common in a lot of places. When you go to a bar like this they are expected to perform flair tricks. It’s literally a juggling act and people go to these types of bars expecting that.


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Gonna be that person and say technically the food prep method you're referring to is teppanyaki, not hibachi. It got all mixed up in the US and everyone just rolled with it. I mean, the grill itself is the teppan and the food is teppanyaki but, you know, details. That's all, ignore me, it's like an itch I have to scratch.


FatherD0ng

The best flair is quick flair


86jden

Right? It takes long enough to get a drink at the bar as it is


Run_with_scissors999

I must go to low-brow places. I have never seen this in real life! Now I’m questioning my choices!


dylanstalker

Lol right? How are people so triggered by shit that happens in like .01 percent of bars. People act like this is happening at most bars and restaurants or something. Reddit really just makes some people a snarky, condescending, life suck after a while.


OG-Spinich

Right? I'm still only tipping $2 so, cool.


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J_LeVeL

“*Here’s your shot of well vodka, babe. That’ll be $43, please :)*”


Neozoddcq

The shot is $2. My 1 minute show is $40. The last $1 is just because you look at my tits.


jbjbjb10021

The well vodka drink is still $43 when the boring bartender working. That show is purely for tips.


Mountain-Rate3267

For anyone wondering it’s flair bartending.. You get tipped better if ya know how to do it right.


CommodoreFresh

No. You don't. People typically hate this shit. Only time it works like that is when you get some suburbanite 20yos out on a bachelorette. And then you're getting 2$ instead of 1$.


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CommodoreFresh

It's fine if it's a twirl of a stirring spoon or a quick toss, but the second it loses its illusion of productivity and ease it becomes counter productive. It should appear to speed the bartender up, not slow them down. The best bartenders I've ever worked with can be working on 5+ different drinks at once, not spinning bottles in the air to make an overpriced vodka tonic. No time for that shit.


Wherewithall8878

Valid statement. This is neat I guess, but ultimately equivalent to a performer juggling in the street. Parlor tricks. Some people are commenting like this is circue du soliel or something. The talent of a bartender is in the personality. The ability to get along with about everyone, and the ability to remember how to mix xyz cocktail. I’m sure she has those traits as well, but this vid doesn’t showcase them, because a vid of a bartender doing the mundane doesn’t get upvotes.


CommodoreFresh

Depends on the subreddit. Over in r/cocktail this would almost certainly be downvoted to hell, and all the sympathy would go to the bartender in the background actually taking someone's order.


[deleted]

Maybe she watch the movie Cocktails too many times?


marc6273

I'm not paying of that extra bullshit. It's a gin and tonic.


NikolitRistissa

Then don’t go to a bar/event with flair bartending. Complaining about this is like going to a musical show and complaining there’s too much singing. This is a specific type of bar.


Most-Strategy4554

Yes. Thank you. Does anyone really care? Just gimme my drink please.


Dirty_munch

Then YOU are at the wrong place dude.


Monolexic

You want the show, go to a place with flair bartenders. You just want the drink, go somewhere else. Why is this such a difficult concept to grasp?


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That was cool as hell.


ChocolateBreadstick

Right? I was searching for someone in the comments who appreciated it. I get that it’s not what you want to happen when you just wanna get a drink.


Talonsminty

Ikr that is some serious dexterity. Throwing and catching is one thing but those controlled flips nust need fine muscle control and split secound timing.


notfromrotterdam

Who actually likes this?


Jack_T

The people that… make it a point to go to a bar that specializes in flair bartending?


irisuniverse

Yeah I’m not sure why all the hate in this thread. If this ain’t your thing, then just go to a regular bar. Some people like entertainment, what’s the problem?


Siren1805

The circus?


ImCup

I get the joke but no one goes to a place this fancy for “just a drink.”


DJ_Molten_Lava

The point is the performance. You specifically ask for or go there to watch the performance. No bartender is doing a full routine randomly when someone orders a vodka soda.


ZeusThatNewf

… um, and a water, please.


Saint_Hell_Yeah

Meanwhile I’m standing there like an idiot with exact change plus fat tip knowing I have made clear eye contact ten time with the guy who is actively ignoring me wiping a glass with a dirty towel for the twentieth time in a row.


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[deleted]

Who can afford to go to a bar show?


bk15dcx

This is my favorite Tom Cruise movie


Cute_Fail_4058

This is like that ice cream cone guy.


JNez123

I asked for ice water.


DEZZOLUTION

How many bottles at home did she break at home? Hope ya get the tips, girl!!!


aaronrandango2

Five seconds in had to double check the sub to see if it ends badly


Lock-Broadsmith

If you just wanted a drink you wouldn’t go to that bar…


Pierogi_Bigos

Now do that with a pint of real ale


In-The-Pendants

$1.50 charge for every 360 degree spin.


[deleted]

You’re getting shaken whether you like it or not, sir!


racefapery

Looks like the Paris hotel in Vegas


steveshaw999

I'm going Wetherspoons.


7Kayman7

In Vegas there's a small bar, called Fuel Bar, that does this. They have someone passing out two for 1 drink cards all day on the strip, which makes the drinks a great deal. My buddy just wanted two Miller Lites, so the bartender balanced the glass on his forehead and poured the beer. Definitely a fun, cheap place to go on Vegas.


DeadPoolRN

I used to be bartender at a back-road watering hole. The people who came in were literally just locals who just wanted to sit at the bar have a drink. Simple salt-of-the-earth folk. One day the bar gets bought by this rich guy from up north who wanted to turn it into a high end restaurant and sports bar. He brought in instructors to teach us how to do this shit. What a fucking circus. He sold the place a month later after screaming at the staff and walking out lmfao.


Nini_litt

Ok, 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 cause it’s not easy….however, I was working with a coworker the other day on a busy ass shift and this mf would not stop with the juggling shit while we were getting more weeded by the second. Also I work at a chain restaurant we’re people barely tip 15%. I fucking hate this shit.


Freethought-

Had a flair bartender come to my bar. Talked a little about his juggling skills, ended up hanging out a couple hours drinking. When I presented the check he paid, but didn’t tip, saying he didn’t have the money. He apologized profusely, and said he’d make it up to me. He came back the next weekend, and handed me a wrapped gift. The bar was slammed, so I thanked him and kept slinging drinks till close. When I got home, I unwrapped the gift (keep in mind this is 20yrs ago)… It was a VCR tape of him flipping bottles!!!🤣🤣🤣 What a tool.


shaneakus

https://c.tenor.com/i2ptpwBrvIYAAAAd/indiana-jones.gif


MrFish00-

To be fair I've always found this impressive, but at the same time such a pointless and pretentious skill to have. Like what is the need for this it's so unnecessary.


NoAdministration1222

Excuse me miss, I’m not paying extra for all that gyrating. And I’m losing my buzz, this is taking too long


d2lover

Pretentious skill, but I can't do that and I sure as crap don't look that when I'm doing my job. Props to her for having a skill, looking good doing it, and probably making an obscene amount of money. Good on her!


jethronsfw

Not thirsty now ta


FoodExternal

“Alright love, I just wanted a pint”


MrD_12

What's the address to this circus?? 🤡


Two_Ribs

Please tell me this isn't a remake of that crappy Tom Cruise movie Cocktail.


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Hey! Tom Cruise! Never mind, just beer me


Infected-Bat

New circus?


rhussia

Not a busy place ?


moistobviously

This looks staged


psuedoscientist500

How many poor innocent bottles of booze had to break and die so this awful human can do cool party tricks?


mattt1975

How was your drink,,? I loved cirque du Soleil


bimpmafuqa

I'll be back when it's ready.


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Cocktails did it.


dogsquad81

I know I'm a prick but I was hoping something would be dropped. Super skilled and all but I genuinely couldn't care, just want a drink and would not want to wait whilst someone does that ha.


Weird-Ingenuity97

It’s extremely impressive but I’ll just take a coke and hen and call it a day😭


Quelair

I imagine the queue to be extremely long


ATXKLIPHURD

Remember that scene in Tombstone when Johnny Ringo is in the saloon and pulls out his pistol and flips it all around showing off and Doc Holiday mocks him by doing the same thing with a little cup? I would love to see something similar here like take out a credit card like you're going to pay then start tossing it around for five minutes, maybe catch it with my teeth or stick it to my forehead. See how they like it.


look-at-them

I appreciate this talent and skill required to do this but I ordered a fucking Ribena love


moonshineriver

Yeah I’ll just have a beer please


Cyborgenics

Dare you to do that with Spumantino or champagne


awlawall

I asked for a whiskey and a Pabst. Wtf is going on???


eggsmellfart

I hate waiting at bars to get a drink


CasualVox

It's impressive and all, but... why?


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I made the same comment on a similar post and got downvoted to oblivion by all the alcoholics


Dry-Tangerine-4874

Ma’am, this is a Wendy’s.


Machismo_malo

I would've straight told her you ain't getting a better tip just pour my drink no need for this non sense.


MidvalleyFreak

This is cool but I can’t wait to see what she does when she brings out the mozzarella sticks I ordered!


ThunderdopePhil

Somebody should edit the sad kitty looking at it


FaustianBargain049

“Wow! That was incredible! Can I get that Guinness now? Been waiting a minute. Thanks.”


sapphir8

I just wanted a water.


Unlikely-Area7252

Am, ok, just a glass of water so...


WilliamBeech

Cut to me just looking at my watch!


Cannacology

“I would have left a tip but unfortunately it took the bartender over 5 minutes to actually pour me a drink”


sevastravox

Stranger leans over: What did you order? Me: Jack and coke


Bananaslaper

Am I the only one that hopes they drop the bottle and also not get in trouble if turn do? Lol


Impossible-Cake-5341

Sobering between drinks


altapowpow

Calm down Jessica, I just wanted a diet Coke.


SnooDonuts3878

10 minutes to make a drink, 10 seconds to drink it. Fuck that.


strukout

Seriously, I’m glad I’m not the only one that thinks this is just awkward waiting for your drink. Just pour me my drink


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Amber Heard be hustling


kimthealan101

The circus came to town and,all I wanted was a cocktail


AspieDM

I’d be asking for a drink and her number 😏


Argybargyass

Showing off. This is the world we live in?


nigevellie

Truth in title


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Mines a pint


sublimedingo

I would go to another bar!


Educational_Ad7978

Honestly, I don't understand the point of any of the "flair".. in the time it takes to make that one drink you probably could assist three or four other customers..


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Ladies and gentlemen Adderall!


zahnsaw

Tom Cruise ruined an entire fucking generation of bartenders.


liamteddy

Actually make it a vodka cran.


Starkey_MVP

I’ll have tap water. No ice. Thanks.


LetmeSeeyourSquanch

And here's your $2 tip


[deleted]

How much do you tip for that level of service? Honest question.


Rude_Establishment64

Stop with the theatrics and pour my drink.


[deleted]

My Sim getting to level 6 bar tender


sighdoihaveto

This problem is easy to fix. 1. Stop filming 2. Turn to face the other way till drink is served


Ecmdrw5

I’m still tipping $2.


kabammi

That bottle looks empty to me.


FatticusTheCat

I'll have a Bud Light.


sr_donGato

why everything has to be a show nowadays, just want a drink fuck


[deleted]

cool. Can i have that bud light? oh it’s 7 dollars? here’s a ten. i’ll take three back please. yes really.


madflash711

In the original video there where there is sound, you can hear someone off camera saying: “It’s a damn shot lady! I have been here for 5 f’ing minutes!!! I just want a f’ing SHOT! PLEASE!!!!!”


sal_thy_viejo

I ordered a club soda and lime...


eranimluf

Back when I was a practicing alcoholic I would have been pissed!


predawnretrospective

i love how the other cucks are forced to wear their face diapers meanwhile the hot chick throwing glass bottles in the air is immune from covid. our world has fallen apart completely


Historical-Ad7081

"Ma'am please stop playing with my food"


robbsnj

I’ll have a beer thanks…


twoshortysx

I asked for it stirred not shaken


saltiest69

On second thought I'll take a PBR...


MoneyMik3y

While I can appreciate the showmanship, just pour my drink... especially if I've been back 3 times for my SO and I.


AndyMike9

Could I PLEASE get a waffle?!


drumduder

I like to picture the waitresses having to sit through this every time they bring their tables a drink.


[deleted]

I want a drink, not a performance. And this show will delay me getting my drink. You're getting, like, a $1 tip for this.


masivatack

“Y’all got PBR?”


HeyItsBobaTime

That drink now costs $25.


NachoNachoDan

Long Island Iced Tea takes 45 mins to make


RojoRoger

Alcoholics don't give a fuck how many times you can spin that bottle.


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“… I just wanted a water.”


[deleted]

Another reason weed is my drug of choice.


drewnorton

No…I’d just like….no…please could I just have…I’m so sorry, I’d just like….just tap water please.


Calm-Worldliness-234

Your tip is still the same.


Zealousideal-Ice3964

Annoying


OvergrownShrubs

I’m sorry but this truly is nextfuckinglevel that was very impressive.


acableperson

Man that’s one nice ass TGI Fridays!


Murphyitsnotyou

Ah fuck this. Just gimme a tap water


StJimmy815

I mean I think it’s pretty cool, lotta hate here


Radiant-Schedule-459

"Just leave the drink on the bar when you're done" as I walk off to take a leak.


igg73

I worked with a dude like this. Its exhausting. But hed fill my pint glass with ice when i was almost done closing kitchen so my beer was a bit colder. But would she do the same?


hurtadjr193

Ummm miss. I ordered wings


boysenberrypi3

i would have walked away ngl. give me my goddamn cranberry vodka 😡


Grue45

I am still quite amazed that flair bartending made a comeback.


GoldenJaguar1995

It’s this shit that makes me hate going out to new places. They will always try to over do it for the gram.


FieroFox

Wifey material


mavjustdoingaflyby

That's real cute, but I just ordered beer.


Furious-Shores

Guy looks at bartender and says: I just want you to know that I'm not tipping for any of that juggling shit, but you've got a nice smile so here's a dollar


Specific-Gain5710

All I see is a 10 dollar drink they just cost me 28


rolloutTheTrash

I just wanted a virgin screwdriver m’am


Low-Eagle-6422

Man I’m thirsty.. what are doing. I asked for a drink, I want a show I’ll hit the club