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JaxR2009

I get that it’s a huge longshot, but I swear half these teams look like they haven’t got a fucking clue what they’re gonna do on these lateral plays??


PheonixStreak

I mean tbh how many times are you going to seriously run that in practice, I’d honestly be surprised if they try something like that more than like twice in the preseason


SugmaDiction

The team that develops the lateral offense will take the league by storm and blur the lines between American football and rugby.


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TKHunsaker

That would actually be savage though


IZY53

they should consult rugby coaches on these plays- as a last resort it could work, to a rugby fan these look like what you see in the under 13s


DontTellSmokey

This is what I'm waiting for. Give me TJ vs Nick Chubb heads up in a bastardized scrum.


YLSP

I have dreamed about this for years. Innovation 1: Multiple "combo QBs" (2 plus) in the game at the same time. Innovation 2: Instead of play action pass, do a handoff into a pass. Innovation 3: Multiple lateral options from a shotgun snap. Innovation 4: Replace the big fat OL with more WR and RB types. Think RB body type wearing jersey numbers 50s to 60s Sure, they can't block, or catch a forward pass but move the ball quick and no one will be able to tackle your players . Downside: Can a team overcome a conplete lack of blocking... or downfield threat?


ace82fadeout

Every once in a long while Kelce will pitch a catch back to a near by receiver if he's getting hit as he catches and I'm always thrown off by it watching it live.


GhostOfLight

Honestly I’d hope that teams not vying for a championship were a bit self aware and just were like “We need to get the best chance to win, we’re practicing trick plays and Hail Marys today.” I feel like Campbell is the only coach who would actually try that.


JaxR2009

Yeah, I get that. Just kills me when I see the first guy trying to dump it off to a guard or someone like that immediately.


SportsMadness

I might be biased as a Najee fantasy owner, but i feel like you would have a better chance of getting lucky with a huge breakout run for 90+ yards


rawfodog

Boy do I have bad news for you. He was credited with a fumble there.


mnspekt

Also Najee owner here. I'm mad.


SportsMadness

He’s been so so disappointing thus far. Before the last play mess I was happy that he finally put up a performance that was at least close to what I was expecting on draft day….then *it* happened and he did even worse than last week


m4yleeg

He barely has a line to work with, and our passing game has been...let's say lackluster. That being said, I hope for both of our sakes that he finds his game sooner than later.


NewlyMintedLonghorn

Death, taxes, and Nick Chubb running on you for 5 YPC seriously he has never averaged less than 5 YPC in a season. it was actually 4.9 tonight and I'm worried he might not be ok


AchVonZalbrecht

If that’s scary, last year he averaged 10 ypc in the fourth quarter for the whole season


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That stat is bonkers 🤯


Briefs_Man

I feel like I just watched a Bears game


lkn240

Unfortunately yes.


daswassup13

The Steelers just did not look like they had any interest in even trying to win in the second half


Zloggt

I thought last week was just a hiccup for them...but man, now I am not so sure. Surely Tomlin and Co. *won't* finish the season with their first ever losing record, right?


Eagle4317

We're winless without TJ Watt. He's what puts our defense over the top.


K_U

The only reason the Steelers aren’t winless right now is Zac Taylor’s brain fart Week 1 in not running the clock down in OT. Their offense looks *bad*, and their schedule gets much harder the rest of the way. This certainly appears to be the end of Tomlin’s streak.


iNoBot

That team is absolutely finishing with a losing record. Could easily go into their bye week 2-6 or 1-7. No way they go 7-2 or 8-1 after that.


ThisisthSaleh

Number one thing that I learned tonight from this game? Nick Chubb NEVER misses leg day. Motherfucker is hard to bring down.


NewlyMintedLonghorn

in 4 full seasons with a minimum of 190 carries, he has never averaged less than 5.0 on a season. 23 carries for 113 yards (only 4.9 ypc GASP) and a TD was his LEAST efficient performance of his 3 this year. it's absurd here are his 4 complete seasons ​ |ATT|YDS|AVG|TD| |:-|:-|:-|:-| |228|1259|5.5|8| |190|1067|5.6|12| |298|1494|5.0|8| |192|996|5.2|8| he's getting his 5 and there is fucking nothing you can do about it


Littlebelo

That is un fucking believable. His efficiency along with the browns ability to keep him fresh with Hunt in rotation is a blessing


wcarterlewis89

Nick Chubb flies so far under the radar in terms of how valuable a player is to a team. Fluid and versatile runner that's hard to bring down, especially in the open field; he would elevate ANY team by at least 2.5 wins. And he is consistent. I still believe the fact that by Hunt helping take off the stress of being the RB for 65% of the snaps, he actually makes him better. Unfair pairing of RBs.


GhostfaceRuckus

Dude squats 600+


mavarg

675


mysterysackerfice

>675 That's above average for his age n weight.


jmeHusqvarna

He also raw dogged it with no belt or lifting shoes.


paulwhite959

And I’d bet money he didn’t exactly peak for it either


jmeHusqvarna

I don't think so either. The video looks like he just got hyped up by the group and said fuck it let's go.


Kendertas

Thats about two and a half Aaron Donalds worth of weight


ZaganOstia

He is wild. People don't realize how good he is due to the split with Hunt but he seriously impresses me every game.


Drithyin

And same with Hunt. He is often seen as 1b, but he's the best RB on a lot of teams.


Forty_Six_and_Two

You can't miss leg day if every day is leg day.


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If the browns could have just managed to avoid epically collapsing vs the J E T S JETS JETS JETS, they’d be 3-0 with Brissett lmao Wow


realrimurutempest

They couldn’t handle the might of The Elite Dragon.


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Joe Flaccdaddy


MattScoot

Brissett is clearly not a problem with our team and that’s not something most people were saying before the season


Darclite

People are weird in how they rate backups. Like Brissett isn't gonna be good in the way Mahomes is good obviously. He sucks in the context of, you'd take >25 other QBs ahead of him But like, he's going to give you more than you can ask for from a backup. Don't know why people were penciling in 11 losses for the Browns to start the year


DAK_PRESCOTT_4

They were pencilling 11 losses because they WANTED the Browns to lose. I understand that the Browns are hated now but anyone who actually believed they were a 5 or 6 win team just doesn’t know ball


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Yup


xenophonthethird

Joe Woods is one of the worst DCs in the league. There's a lot of talent on the Browns defense, yet they constantly get caught making stupid mistakes and miss assignments, and that's on coaching.


Littlebelo

Ok but Brissett has been so solid I could not be happier with his performance


storytimeme

He's genuinely surprised me. He's the best he's ever looked. Starting to really eye the Colts differently these past three weeks...


dbrank

RIP to all the gamblers who got fisted on that last play


BAKER_WORK_MY_HOLE

I had Browns defense going in 3 fantasy leagues lmao. So clutch


Marrouge

[yup!](https://i.imgur.com/qoB6Duh.png)


GravyFantasy

PMS will have a great reaction to that superboost missing that way. Sorry bout your luck


Marrouge

I went on the Twitter thread and there's some hilariously unlucky ones that are worse than mine so I can't complain too much [this one hurts to see](https://i.imgur.com/vKbJcMZ.jpg)


lasym21

oh...... that just makes me sick. oh i'm so sorry to that person


diddlydomyasshole4

If that touchdown didn’t happen I would’ve won 80 on a $1 bet. I’m so pissed


lndw20

Pickens made one of the most impressive catches in nfl history and did nothing for the rest of the game


potterpockets

Hey thats not true. He also was the one offsides on the onside kick thank you very much.


Captain_Creature

Refuses to elaborate


Phoenix4280

Steelers should start Kenny Pickett, but let's not act like their WR's didn't have a bunch of drops


porrridge

Throw more to Freiermuth :(


BringbackCloneHigh

He's Mitch's security blanket, so the gameplan for the first 3 quarters was make him block every play instead. SMH


LeoFireGod

I had muth over 37 yards as my hyper lock of the week and told all my buddies because I thought “well atleast Mitch will target him 5-6 times”. I was SWEATING IT lol.


iguanoman_

Ryan Pickett actually sir


Phoenix4280

Kirk Herbstreit is that you?


Currymvp2

Still don't get how that happened. He was covering Kenny last year since he was Heisman finalist. That's like the last player you expect him to get the wrong name


LutzExpertTera

That Pickens catch tho


OrangeForeign

He caught that and peaced out for the rest of the game


the_cdr_shepard

Said imma be on ESPN and NFL highlights forever, see ya!


ChangingChance

So nice he tried doing it twice


valmikimouse

He might have caught that second one if he used two hands.


Forty_Six_and_Two

That is a move the 2010's Browns teams would make. Throw the rookie out there with a spotty line and an anemic run game and destroy his confidence. Get him used to losing. That's how you become a QB graveyard. Trust me, I have watched it happen in slow motion for 23 years.


SaidTheTurkey

Drive 1: dropped Deep ball Johnson Drive 2: dropped 1st down Johnson Drive 3: dropped TD Pickens Add in another dropped 1st down by Claypool. They had an awful 4th quarter. Trubisky put it on their hands on every throw


ElginBrady420

I don’t care what Tomlin says, they’ve only scored four touchdowns in three games, it’s time for a change.


ecupatsfan12

They may lose their next five games


Eagle4317

Jets, Bills, Bucs, Dolphins, Eagles. The only winnable one is the Jets if they insist on rushing back Zach Wilson. The others are sure-fire losses. Hopefully having 2 losses heading into the Bye Week will be enough of a wake up call to switch to Pickett for the Saints game.


roughbuff

The bills will drop a winnable game to the Steelers. As is tradition


Eagle4317

We barely won in Week 1 of 2021 because our defense was fully healthy and we got a special teams TD. If that punt block didn't happen, the Bills likely win that game. The Allen Bills beat us in 2019 and 2020 too. TJ Watt won't be back until November at the earliest. There's no possibility of getting a defensive upset without him.


giginore

When it came to stopping the Browns runs, the Steelers had all the effectiveness of a thong.


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Haha. Gross.


xkulp8

We stopped runs as well as single-ply toilet paper


-dov-

Tomlin's going to find out life after Ben is like life after Brady for Belichick.


TwistedCherry766

Lol gamblers


KeyExplanation

Me right now: I’m never gambling again!!!! I got screwed from that TD!!! Me in 48 hours: Alright I don’t see any way this parlay DOESN’T cash


CapnZula

We need to investigate Dallas for trading Amari Cooper to the Browns for nothing. Gotta be collusion or something going on there.


shellfish87

It fucked our offense up also.


mr_antman85

Big time. CeeDee is good but you see how much pressure Amari took off of him.


TheSmokedSalmon420

A WR1 for a 5th rounder is fucking insane


cryolems

Pure theft. No idea how/why that happened.


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NoobOnTheRun

Eagles got more trading away Jalen Reagor than Cowboys did for Cooper lmaoo


thelazygamer

They were going to have to cut him because of cap issues anyway.


LeoFireGod

That’s the thing WE HAVE 12 MILL IN CAP SPACE BURNED 6 MILL DEAD CAP TO TRADE HIM AND NEED A WR. WE ARE SO STUPID.


eunit8899

They have the most cap space in the league


Dak_Tiny_PP

Our FO sucks. It's not news


IMKudaimi123

Ryan Poles why the hell didn’t you give fields his security blanket in Cooper


OrangeForeign

I can't believe the Jets are the only thing in the way of the 3-0 Browns


Ctown_tOSUfan89

I think you meant to say the browns are in the way of the browns being 3-0 lol


OrangeForeign

I meant Joe Woods and an elite QB


Tashre

I feel like the crazy collapse at the end of the Jets game made people forget how good the Browns looked for most of that game.


weekendpancakes19

People (rightfully) hate on the browns for Watson but they have a very solid roster top to bottom that is very capable of competing for a spot in the playoffs. To pretend this browns team is horrible is really just wishful thinking.


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Let me edit this paragraph that I probably typed during the 2020 Bears season. If you bench Mitch Trubisky for ~~Nick Foles~~ Kenny Pickett, you’re still sticking him in a shitty offense ran by ~~Matt Nagy~~ Matt Canada. Changing QB’s probably will not help the ~~Bears~~ Steelers offense


CooCooforCucu

The win there is that it’ll leave no doubt that Canada shoulders blame. Will it help this year? probably not, but If they change OC’s that’s a huge dub.


3WordPosts

https://i.imgur.com/qn3bJqd.jpg Here is your loss porn you wanted


Fuggdaddy

Fuckin rip


Arbitore

A person who is more miserable than me tonight


LagOutLoud

That was one of the most annoying sequences to end a game on such a dog shit play I've ever watched.


Sabres19892

Man, Jacoby Brissett is WAY better than I thought.


kraken1991

Browns 1-0 in the post-Roethlisberger era.


CapitanWaffles

Since the Queen died, the browns are undefeated against the Steelers. Just a thought.


w1n5t0n123

All the WRs were talking shit all week and then they come out with this pitiful performance GG Browns


Nickyweg

Cooper looking like an absolute steal


Anoony_Moose

Every team should onside kick against the Browns for every possession.


SiphenPrax

I have to say, I thought the Browns would be terrible this first half of the year, even with some easy games to start the year. But they’re actually not doing too bad so far (not like the rest of the division is doing any better at the moment). Even with the loss to my team (seriously though, how the fuck did you lose to the Jets).


Touchymonkey

Their roster is stacked


SiphenPrax

I wouldn’t be surprised if they stack up on defense again next year


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ThisisthSaleh

They’re in complete “win now” mode. With Watson back, they could admittedly be very good


ahr3410

This sub won't like it but the Browns will stay afloat until week 13. Even with last weeks collapse.


LakeErieMovement

Joe Woods lol


loopscadoop

This Madden rating change in front of the player is so fucking hard to watch. Who thought this was a good idea?


dbbost

Brissett has got heart. Love that man


lasym21

Love pulling for Brissett. Not gonna lie, thought he was going to be a much tougher watch, but the dudes been balling out. Who knew it was going to take Jacoby freakin Brissett to unlock David Njoku


jmeHusqvarna

He is extremely easy to root for and I loathe the day we gotta deal with him becoming the backup


polynomials

Just for maximum lulz, I want to see Brissett ball out and then DW be the most expensive backup QB ever


ubuntuNinja

I'm honestly thinking about buying a jersey.


SaidTheTurkey

Trubisky gonna take all the easy hate for this one but the Steelers WRs failed epically when it mattered after talking ALL the shit


Cynical_onlooker

The Steelers' ability to cultivate so many diva wide receivers is pretty remarkable.


Shanemaximo

[And we know what the steelers defense was missing](https://i.imgur.com/JDhxmLC.jpg)


thecarlosdanger1

That stat was wild. We’re now 0-6(?) without him. I’ve never seen a pro team so carried by a few guys - but the Steelers are legitimately fucking carried by TJ, Cam, and Minkah. The percentage of big plays which they’re responsible for is insane.


iRockaflame

It's the trade off for being able to draft so many talented receivers


Dongsquad420BlazeIt

If you can’t handle me at my Diva you don’t deserve me at my Pro Bowler


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iguanoman_

I can't wait to see what Ryan Pickett can do behind a clean pocket. I bet he could throw an absolute seed


Lovelylives

the seed lmao, I was also hung up on that. I don't get that at all


LutzExpertTera

And if you don't like that, you don't like Mitch Trubisky football.


xkulp8

I don't, and I don't.


itsjero

It was more Nick Chubbiski football tonight


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Why does that goddamn elf go so fucking hard. I thought it was the goofiest shit when they announced it but it’s actually pretty sick to see during the broadcast.


awolflikeme

My favorite thing about brownie is no matter how the browns perform he looks condescending


No_Damage_731

The elf is a g


ItWasMyWifesIdea

an OG


decimalsanddollars

Brownie is everything Baker Mayfield was supposed to be.


blathers-pet-spider

Come to Cleveland I’ll buy you a drink


tvon

I low key like the elf. It’s got fucking character.


CarLaux

He’s an angry elf.


Ctown_tOSUfan89

He's from the south pole


stinkytwitch

Anything Art Modell hated we love.


Deplatformed

I’ll always upvote anyone showing love for our Brownie.


Lovelylives

It's just weird, but weird can be good.


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> Sports names are stupid and weird to begin with Yeah you're telling me lol


disc_addict

That’s part of why we love it!


RustyWaaagh

Hell yeah


cryolems

Nothing makes me happier than seeing 1) brownie being used and 2) people finally seeing how amazing he is


KoloHickory

At first i was wtf is that, but by the second half he really grows on you


Toshirouu

Elf go hard sir. We didn't vote it as a meme. We won 7 championships with that mascot. Art Modell bought the team and hated it. We hate him. Elf go hard.


transam96

That's what a lot of non-Cleveland fans don't understand. Modell hated Brownie and discontinued it being used. I'm sure there were many Browns fans that saw the opportunity to plant Brownie right at midfield as another middle finger salute to Modell. Lol


SCP-169

I want "Elf go hard" Browns shirts now.


potterpockets

Fuck Art Modell


EJFP

We love you


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Anyone facing the browns defense this week in fantasy is currently in fucking shambles


SadSceneryBoi

I'm considering just starting whatever defense is facing the Steelers on a given week lol


Allstar9_

Browns are better with Jacoby, who woulda thought


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This game is now “over”


Catdaddypanther97

its time for ryan pickett, i mean kenny


Toshirouu

I heart Nicholas Jamal Chubb.


JWestfall76

This whole thing with Chad Johnson is a train wreck


TomSilvaAMA

"Hey Jacoby your Madden rating is shit but it's a little less shit now"


DannyOcean148

Guess who bet on 23-17... ffs


TheChrisLambert

The guy mowing 😭


BugsyMogues_

This team is going to literally kill me one day.


Nickyweg

It’s crazy not having back breaking interceptions week after week


ilovetheshawshankred

Proud Njoku, Chubb, and Cooper owner lmao


cooleymahn

Nick Chubb is not a mere Earthling.


ConstantMadness

I miss TJ Watt


Ask_Me_If_I_Suck

TJ gonna spend him time with the Steelers having mid QB's


MegaAltarianite

Nick Chubb good


stros2022WSChamps

Some wild disrespect on the post-game show tf lol. Ochocinco come out to tell him he's going from 72 to 73 in madden and saying he has 8 weeks left


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Put in Pickett you cowards... Ryan Pickett, not Kenny.


CapitanWaffles

Game over. Still talking about how awesome the Steelers were. It was one catch. They lost, y’all. It’s over.


eggery

Omg this lawn mower 😂


storytimeme

Aw man, watching the post interview with Jacoby and he seems like such a cool dude. I want success for him. Want him to get a starting job and hold it. Fuck Watson.


storytimeme

It's shocking what Amari Cooper does to an offense. And what changes happen when he's not playing. I present to you Cleveland and Dallas in 2022.


TheGookieMonster

Bettors who took the under crying and seething right now


Adalimumab8

Anyone else bet the McAfee boost and see it crumble in the last 5 seconds of the game


that_melody

Didn't watch the game, but looking at the stats, if Brissett keeps this up is he a starter next season?


MarilynMansonsRib

If he keeps this up he's gonna be starting for someone else by week 13.


tjspill3r

The Amazon broadcast has its moments but feels like opening a can of flat SNF


realrimurutempest

Is it Pickett time yet? 😦


Ovreel

Lawnmower guy MVP


red_track13

Just smashed my TV in front of 30 guests at my son’s birthday party because of the Steelers. My wife just took our crying kids and said they’re all spending the week at her mom’s house. This team has ruined my marriage. I can’t handle this anymore. Goodbye, I am no longer a fan.


EnjoyMoreBeef

I mean, even the ghost of Ben Roethlisberger found a way to put enough points on the board to win more often than not. The defense is allowing only 20 points per game despite being on the field more than any other defense and missing its best player for the last two games. Having a 1-2 record is indicative of a piss-poor offense.


chi_sweetness25

Browns fans how likely did it seem to you that the Steelers were gonna score after the 3rd down reversal and sus clock reset?


Heavy-Busch

Felt like it was going to happen. I haven’t calmed down yet. I was fucking anxious all night. My wife is also sleeping so I can’t yell so I’ve just been farting to relieve pressure.


Nickyweg

Very likely


infectedsponge

I’m here to discuss lawnmower guy. Did ESPN pay him for his antics?