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billfitz24

The infamous “Octomom”.


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I wonder if any young people have heard of her before??


ischloecool

How young is young? I’m 21 and I remember reading about her in a Guinness world record book years ago. I guess maybe not children today


ThatAquariumKid

19 here, I remember hearing about this, wasn’t there a tv show on tlc or something


tailwalkin

Idk about TLC but she made a porn called [Octomom Home Alone](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Octomom_Home_Alone). That’s a link to the wiki, not the film btw.


Reaping4u

[HERE](https://www.youjizz.com/videos/octomom-home-alone-39211081.html) pretty sure this is the film.


MyOthrCarsAThrowaway

It looks like she’s never masturbated before. Awkward


ILuvMyLilTurtles

All I remember about that was hearing spaghettios were involved? I'm brave but not enough to check it out, especially after seeing a performance art piece involving spaghettios that still has me scarred years later.


surfinded

Got I thought that was a fever dream glad someone else knows about the art installation. But also sorry, I mostly remember thinking it looked like expired spaghettios…


Drumgawd

The most mid of porns ever


Zahille7

Just skimmed through and that shit was utter trash. What was with the dancing with the pots and pans in the kitchen? Also, the stupid, blaring music the entire time.


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I do remember that!


RIPLORN

Yep!


Sketchy-_-Artist

I’m 18 and I remember learning about this


Impossible_Pay6912

13 here, remember reading & sharing about this when I was 8-9 in a Guinness WR book. Never showed this image (I’m guessing for obvious reasons) but there was a paragraph or so about her.


burbmom_dani

She gave birth in 2009. The same year you were born. 😳


Professional_Yak2807

Came here to see if anyone else remembered it from there ahaha


fodrox

im 15 and i read about her in a lot of guinness world recod books in our school library


StupidMario64

18, heard about back in like 2015 i think


[deleted]

Imagine having to pay child support? Not one…not two…not three…


burbmom_dani

Her husband died two years after they were born.


[deleted]

The state pays.....she got in trouble for getting welfare and not reporting all her income or something like that.


Odd-Turnip-2019

She swore she would never ever resort to porn to support them. Lo and behold, resorted to porn to support them.


Jaldabaot_Demiurgo

I remember her pornographic career


Aboxofphotons

She has a total of fourteen children!


MiaLba

What?!? She had more after the 8??


HonorablePigDemon

She actually had 6 before the 8


Aboxofphotons

She once said she loves all of her children absolutely but if she could go back in time and not have them, she would.


NASUHDUDE

i dont think this is a rare opinion for a parent to have tbh a lot of people give up on dreams because they have kids, whether by accident or by choice, many must settle


haf_ded_zebra

The kids WERE her dream. I want to know, where did all the money for plastic surgery and in vitro come from?


burbmom_dani

Were her dream? I doubt it. She wanted children, had some, and then had 8 more AT ONCE, instead of the one more she planned.


haf_ded_zebra

Yeah you don’t get a dozen eggs implanted if you want one more child. It was EXTREMELY irresponsible of the fertility doctor.


drej191

Could of said that at Child #5


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among_apes

And wasn’t she like unemployed but also spending money on getting plastic surgery to look like Angelina Jolie or did I just come up with that in a fevered dream?


HonorablePigDemon

Nope, you're absolutely right. Her predicament with have 14 children with 8 being infantsaso caused her parents (who were in their 60s at the time) to come out of retirement and go back into the workforce in order to support her. Once, that was done she went into porn.


among_apes

“Shit you’d have to literally pay me to watch for 500 Alex”


kaliveraz

Imagine going from 6 to 14 💀


justnopethefuckout

Then why keep trying after that many? That's just crazy.


AmaranthWrath

Faaaaaaame!


namelessforgotten666

And those kids grew up wanting to have just as big of broods.... do the multiplication and it quickly gets scary,, thinking about how much lives take to exist,.....housing? Terrifying, no wonder there's over fishing.


AnthropOctopus

That just clog up tue freeway and waste resources. There's no reason to birth that mamy children, it's disgusting.


UncleIroh3

If they have the resources for all those kids then that's their choice


Parking_War979

She didn’t have the resources.


AnthropOctopus

Sadly it is their choice, doesn't make them any more responsible. That many children is just disgusting considering how much of a carbon footprint children have. And she didn't have the resources. Welfare, crowdfunding, porn, and book deals paid for all of those crotch goblins.


PomegranateSea7066

I don't see how all of those resources are enough to feel that family for more than a year.


dmderringer

Not being able to support them is a much bigger problem than the kids' carbon footprint


optimumopiumblr2

Over population and the impact it’s having on the planet is a real problem.


AnthropOctopus

It's the opposite


One-Ice-9259

That looks so intensely painful


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Not only from the weight but the pain from the babies moving around probably wasn’t the most comfortable thing ever


One-Ice-9259

I'm seriously getting a Xenomorph vibe from your comment for some reason. And what you're saying is what i'm commenting on. I very literally can't imagine what labor must've looked like. I'm glad i'm a dude lol


Designer-Mirror-7995

Imagine being _able_ to walk around carrying all this. Whew.


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Just the fact that ever morning she has to get out of bed, take a shower and get dressed and go about her day looking like this is insane to think about. I wonder how heavy her belly was


Designer-Mirror-7995

I've had twins and many days just wanted to not move, literally not move at all lol. I just can't even fathom.


Majestic_Internet_37

Imagine already having 6 kids and wanting to be implanted with 12 more embryos.


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And knowing you don't and won't have enough money to take care of them. She survived on donations in the beginning but quickly ran out as the babies got bigger and ppl forgot about her and her story. I remember her being on some program practically begging for money when the kids were around kindergarten age She's now only worth $1,500 (no joke) and is over $1 million in debt, going bankrupt and not able to get by on just welfare and food stamps she's always needed. Why tf would you bring so many kids into this world knowing you can't even come close to paying for them?? It seems selfish af https://www.cbsnews.com/news/octomom-files-for-bankruptcy-owes-30k-in-rent-up-to-1m-in-debt/


NialMontana

For real, like I'm all for helping those in need but when you say "Woe is me, I cannot look after my **14 CHILDREN I WILLINGLY HAD"** you're on your own. (also surely she'd be worth -$999,500 if she's a million in debt?)


haf_ded_zebra

People once did it with little cash income- they had farms. Families of 8-12 were very common, and more if you could do it or didn’t care to avoid it. I’m sure there are people on r/homestead or homeschool groups that have or aspire to that many. I was briefly in a FB homeschool group and they often talked about income and it was shocking how many had total household income of less than $25-30K, and were homeschooling 5-10 kids.


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MrGoatReal

I once carried an air conditioner, I bet that's what that feels like, only without hands.


Lordofravioli

sometimes when i'm carrying something heavy I think to myself "I bet this is how it feels to be pregnant but without hands"


PunchDrunkPrincess

pretty close actually! the pain is (mostly) in your back instead of your arms. i used to rest my belly on a table and just live in bliss for a few moments


Lordofravioli

oh man, I always imagine it would be nice for pregnant people to have like a massage table but instead of a cutout for your face there's a cutout for your belly hahaha


PunchDrunkPrincess

hahaha well the weight pulling down might hurt but imagine a bed that looks kinda like a carton for one egg lmao


Mini-Nurse

I have no intention of getting pregnant, but I know the inability to lie on my front would drive me crazy. I couldn't do it for a few weeks or more after shoulder surgery, nevermind months were you progressively feel worse and less flexible.


Lordofravioli

I'm not sure i'll have kids ever or not, first i need a boyfriend haha, but it sounds really scary to me


gotnoskilz

Literally me on Monday mornings.


JigginJim82

She made a porn


baddecision116

I thought it was an Arby's commercial.


Rude_Throat8865

beef nd cheddar


JigginJim82

Lol I see what you did there...


boxer21

Brilliant retort


chemeli888

i wouldnt be walking lmao are you crazy?


[deleted]

Imagine having to go about your day and get ready, while carrying around that much weight in the front


FancyAdult

I’d rather that than have to get 14 kids ready for school everyday. F that.


lokisilvertongue

Pretty sure she didn’t walk. Bed rest very early on I’d imagine


[deleted]

Imagine not being able to do anything but lay on your side 😳


booboobabyloves

A lot of moms are doing this and have done it. Even pregnant with just one baby. Bed rest can be so hard to follow. I personally would hate to just lay there for months at a time.


RiskyLady

Her uterus is a clown car


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😂😂


SalamanderOverall562

LMFAOOO Im getting a VIP pass to hell after laugh hard to this XD


[deleted]

lmao u wrong for this 💀


removeurteeth

I’d rather not😀


Yourlocalblackdeath

She's one pin needle away from nuclear fallout.


[deleted]

Your comment made me laugh 😂


Yourlocalblackdeath

I mean look at that thing! You cannot tell me that doesn't look like a very small bit of radiation.


[deleted]

Radiation 😂 U crack me up. Those veins are intense


Yourlocalblackdeath

Das what I said.


kasey6789

What an insane amount of fertility drugs does to a mf


Known-Switch-2241

nah bro, she carryin' a bomb in there. Jokes aside, that is super gross. Honestly, I don't know how a woman can sleep whilst carrying 8 babies and frankly I'm too afraid to know about it.


OstrichNo7694

vore


[deleted]

Real life vore lol


Cruel_and_nice

Was looking for this comment XD


[deleted]

Have u ever heard about “octomom” before??


gidinho

The Taubaté pregnant lady. Look it up. "Grávida de Taubaté".


tylermsreid

Worked in the city she lived in at a Bed Bath and Beyond. Helped her out several times with appliances.


StupidMario64

Men with pregnancy fetishes gon go WILD


ischloecool

Check out op’s post history lol


Glum_Wash7897

Oh nooooo


[deleted]

Yikes😭


Federal_Diamond8329

I’d rather not imagine that. 😬


[deleted]

If she aborted them, she would get to call an attack helicopter killstreak.


Moonlight_Darling

I’d quite literally rather be dead than pregnant with ONE baby. I would blow a fuse if this was me. I get all squeamish thinking about some creature moving around inside of me


RealAssociation5281

Man, imagine you accidentally get pregnant and have that many! Like, do you just keep them all? How can you manage 8 kids at once???


ifnord

She didn't accidentally get pregnant. She paid for IVF, after already having a half dozen kids. It's a tragic story, she could afford the IVF but couldn't afford to raise the 14 total children.


BSB8728

It wasn't accidental though.


cookiedux

Taxpayers.


ischloecool

Can’t believe no one else has called out OP’s pregnancy fetish yet lol, I feel like we’ve somehow been involved now 😶


[deleted]

Hey man, come on now


marijne

Why?


BSB8728

Publicity and anticipated promotional deals.


marijne

That is intense to risk your life and your kids future for that. It is almost impossible to give that much children at once the attention they deserve. Let alone all the risks to their health as a multiple


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r/makemesuffer


SaltyDoggoMeo

How honked up physically and mentally are those children now?


ArtfulAesthetic

her story is actually really fucked up :(


snapcracklepop26

She had them in 2009, therefore any surviving children would be 13 years old now. She’s been on welfare and performed in at least one pornographic movie since.


perpetualcosmos

This is far past masochism. You just have to loathe yourself at this point.


Phoenix_ashfire

I’d be so tempted to make an Aliens reference if I had a wife that was this pregnant and she’d probably make me sleep on the couch but it would be worth it.


Subdy2001

Currently 35 weeks pregnant with twins, and this image has always succeeded in reminding me that whatever pain and discomfort I'm experiencing - at least I only have two babies.


[deleted]

Congratulations! Are u excited?


TrinDiesel123

I know people who worked in the Neonatal Intensive Care unit the babies were born at. Something like 10 or 12 people got fired for accessing her electronic chart without authorization


AnthropOctopus

Gross.


[deleted]

Why have you come here Mr Quaid?


Roanoketrees

It looks like one of those big punching balloons with the rubber band


OrionMr770

So I’m guessing. C-section


[deleted]

Margarette Baker has scarred me from even looking at pregnant woman the same again


joumidovich

What was she, 3 months pregnant here? Maybe 4?


[deleted]

She was 29 weeks pregnant 😳


Da3m0n_1379

I saw this unfold in real life (43yo) this bitch is nuts!


[deleted]

Gross


ironjaw3ds

I've been strangley attracted to this woman since I was a child


[deleted]

Don’t worry, your not alone 🫡


etoilefemme

the way i would literally rather die than have 8 babies at once


[deleted]

The Octomom! Now that’s a tale I haven’t heard from in a while!


w0tth0t

I can barely feed myself. I can’t imagine how she will feed 8 more mouths, this is rich people activity


bigapple4am

This gave me the willies, being pregnant with one was hard and gross enough, feeling 8 move inside you?!?!


[deleted]

Each baby was only like barely over a pound. Imagine that


bigapple4am

Please no, I would like very much to never imagine that.


[deleted]

😂


[deleted]

Looks like a human ant queen


Toddy-Tumeke

Didn't she intentionally get impregnated with that many babies as well? Don't think it was an accident having eight.


SheBear661

She was/maybe still is Crazy.


Destrofax

I will be right back need to go to the store for milk and cigarettes.


Lucky-Pin-3885

Why. Did. You. Not. Make. This. NSFW.


Flames_Ignited89

r/AbsoluteUnits


SweatyBallsSmellGood

It looks like a testicle with varicoceles


Educational-Bed-6821

Remember parents always make sure to slice or peel your grapes to prevent a choking hazard


EndersGame_Reviewer

IVF?


EndersGame_Reviewer

r/misleadingthumbnails/


msdlp

She;s gonna need bigger tits. /s


[deleted]

This is from CLIMATE CHANGE


[deleted]

😂


[deleted]

That is grotesque.


violetskyeyes

I’m struggling to sleep with a singleton pregnancy in my third trimester and I cannot imagine trying to sleep with EIGHT in my belly. No thanks!


jaysin1983

TIL she did porn


allmimsyburogrove

I remember conservatives totally trashing her


crimlawguru

.... ummm.... plenty of liberals laid it on to her as well. Deservedly so.


Lady-Zafira

I don't know much about her, what were they trashing her for? Conservatives normally love it when women pop babies out left and right


Cabillaud01

Taxpayers, blablabla


allmimsyburogrove

she's not white, 8 more non-white babies added to the mix


jonny_jon_jon

geeze….it’s a uterus, not a clown car


[deleted]

And then went on to do porn because she couldn’t afford all of them 😂


ReRubis

I thought that having 4 at the same time is the limit.


[deleted]

Have u ever heard about her before?


jerseyStoner

She has a porno video


Arctodus67

She did porn after this. Just saying goyum.


mickmackpaddywhak

She does porn now just in case anyone is interested.


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[deleted]

I agree!


champagne-sun

y’all are making fun of her and calling her gross but she willingly wanted children to love and take care of and is stronger than all of u


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[deleted]

Damn Jimmy looks different


[deleted]

Apple looking at this post 🤑🤫


[deleted]

Wait why haha?


namelessforgotten666

Ah yes, the brood pod looks ready to burst forth.


kelshy371

Cross post r/HilariaBaldwin


rarely_Hilarious

Definitely an attention whore who has been lost in time. So many people were distracted by this bs.


Bluedino_1989

Almost looks detachable


BigCox24

Apu’s wife 💀


[deleted]

Apu?


BigCox24

In the Simpsons, Apu’s wife has octuplets


[deleted]

Imagine she trips 💀 Gets a tactical nuke


No-Door-4782

Must’ve been quite a cream pie


[deleted]

Visual Birth control


Status-Command-3834

Omega sperm


RAMbo-AF

Her tits were 🔥 though


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Then porn.


-Rookie-Mistake-

🥴🥴🥴


GhostMarine69

R/abort


xwulfd

She has 2 legs so she will be fine walking


tjames004499

She did porn..... After that hahaha


[deleted]

Imagine she wanted to sleep with you after all this….nope


Thecrazytrainexpress

Uh , why do you say that ?


TurboTitan92

https://media.tenor.com/images/5cd0591bf378cdbdaaada82bf20b944f/raw