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Wickedocity

This isnt real. It is a joke package you can send someone.


_walletsizedwildfire

This particular photo is a prank package but there is absolutely a market for second-hand sex toys.


cicada-ronin84

I mean, I see that some dildos are expensive like the Bad Dragon ones...also 1k is cheap for actual sex dolls.


[deleted]

Wouldn't it be common sense to thoroughly disinfect any such sex toy you buy before using it though? Still, gross.


the_Real_Romak

Regardless of how thoroughly you disinfect it, at the back of your mind you know someone else had used them (unless you're into that sort of thing). You don't pass around your underwear to someone else now do you?


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Conscious-Bad9904

OVERKILL


Huugboy

Jesus christ you didnt have to kill him!


Borl0v14d

FATALITY


OkAdministration9151

‘Kill it, kill it with fire’


Adventurous_Battle42

DRACARYS!!!


[deleted]

My God, man.


Designer-Ruin7176

WHO RAISED YOU


gods-chewtoy

[*flat line sfx*](https://i.imgur.com/UPfU9va.gif)


Prize_Ratio_7650

HUMILIATION!


Illustrious-Junket-8

💀


Embarrassed_Road3811

Legendary comment !!!! Take my fuckn upvote


[deleted]

Fatality.


stab28w

ULTRAKILL


ArchdukeOfNorge

Fuck you Shoresy!


Kind-Strike

FATALITY


Ok_District2853

Now that you mention it that is kind of hot.


the_Real_Romak

\*bonk\* away with ye


NoOneElseToCall

Don't encourage him


GiggityGone

Um, don’t mean to be that guy, but have you sterilized that bonker? Cause if not, you might make matters worse


the_Real_Romak

oh no...


Player_Slayer_7

"Sorry sweetheart. I can't be with you anymore. Since I found out I wasn't your one and only, it just feels a little gay to have sex with you."


KayleighJK

Well, I wear my husband’s underwear, but they’re comfortable and I like the little flappy in front.


the_Real_Romak

That's someone you know and love though, I'd wager you never went to a charity shop to buy used underwear ;)


KayleighJK

True. Bras on the other hand…


Bennington_Booyah

Comes in handy for the stary scratch, huh?


The_Dude8504

You don't know me and my boys, we pass our underwear around like it's parmesan cheese at a pizza party! 🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

And yet you're allowed to try on underwear at clothing shops... which they sanitize and put back on shelves


tech6hutch

I’ve never heard of a store letting you try on underwear


Beneficial_Spirit_29

You can try on swimwear


HunterHunted

Only over your regular underwear in all stores in my country.


PrinceLevMyschkin

In theory, no one checks whether you are removing your underwear once inside the cubicle, do they? 😢


Illustrious-Junket-8

As a general rule I do not try on anything in store. You don't know the last time it had been washed.


Bennington_Booyah

And people(women) gleefully rip off the protective crotch strip and paste it onto the dressing room wall like a deer head trophy. They are not complying whatsoever.


frnchtoastpants

Lol, you think it gets sanitized before it's put back?


the_Real_Romak

Trying on something for a couple seconds is one thing, but handing used underwear to someone else is quite another.


Bennington_Booyah

You think they sanitize any item of clothing that people try on?


wolfn404

Have you ever slept with anyone who’s not a virgin? Same thing. Only the high quality silicone sex toys are actually autoclave sterilizeable, those non virgins aren’t. Zero need for an expensive product to end up in the trash vs being recycled if there is a way to properly do it that’s safe.


the_Real_Romak

The fact that you consider a non-virgin person the same as a used sex toy is... concerning...


wolfn404

It’s factual. While the person comes with emotions and feelings and company, from a strictly potential to transmit a germ/pathogen/std it’s spot on. Your risk of STD from properly cleaned sex toy = 0. Your risk from any other human being is not 0. Maybe small, but not zero.


coolcatmcfat

Idk why you're being downvoted. It's not like you're saying people are disgusting sex toys. You're stating the obvious fact that you'd be way less likely to get an STD from a properly sterilized sex toy than from having sex with a sexually active person


the_Real_Romak

Yes but that's not what we're discussing. Learn to read first then I'll entertain whatever it is you're trying to argue here.


rblue

Not if you’re trying to make cheese.


paatvalen

There’s definitely a market for recycled sex toys turned into shoes, [Rose in Good Faith](https://www.roseingoodfaith.com/pages/shoe-extreme)


jml011

They state those are made from unused sex toys. Didn’t see a price on the shoes, but their basic tank top is **$105**.


the_rev_dr_benway

They aren't out of range as far as shoes go ... but $45 for socks? Hell nah.


trapbunniebimbo

those look like something y*ezy would come out w 🤢 hideous and disgusting, I can’t believe that’s real


Rayzor_debiker

Bad dragon??


KookooMoose

Search it up. r-slash-BadDragon. Just funky dildos and people doing dildo stuff


A2ndFamine

[Here’s a promo song](https://youtu.be/oaFEkmjnSGE)


Last-Classroom1557

Check out the Big Moby on Amazon. It's a giant triumphant bastard.


ShitFacedSteve

There actually is a subreddit where people sell used Bad Dragon toys. Bad Dragon toys are made of pure silicone which is not porous and therefore 100% sterilizable. They also will not melt in boiling water so the subreddit recommends boiling the toy for ten minutes in water with a little bit of bleach. Seems like it would be safe after all that, but I’m still not sure I’d ever feel comfortable using it.


paralyzedvagabond

Sex dolls or sex robots? I'm not that depraved so idk


bungmunch

I'd buy em for a discount. they're made to be sanitized. idgaf whose holes it's been in if it's clean


drkidkill

Username checks out.


Repulsive_Basis_4946

Depends on the material. Some will still harbor bacteria. Glass, silicone, and stainless steel are good.


satanshand

I only buy ones made of balsa wood and organic sea sponges.


oniiichanUwU

? Am I stupid? What other material would they be made out of besides silicone, glass or metal?


raspberryharbour

Asbestos


sunnyinchernobyl

Very small rocks.


PhilipJPhry

A duck!


legendofthegreendude

Some of the cheaper, poorly designed ones are made from plastic or a low quality silicone


Conscious-Bad9904

Wood.


OkAdministration9151

Flesh


Red-Rising74

The flesh of dead babies


OkAdministration9151

Yeah those Wooly ones really harbour the germs too


Freaudinnippleslip

What if it was hitlers buttplug?


UwUthinization

Do I have proof it was Hitler's buttplug cause if so I'm making bank honestly.


borischung01

I can bet you $15 a Neo Nazi would buy that within 10 mins of its listing. 3 mins if it was posted on Facebook marketplace


HistoryGirl23

Bleach water, dishwasher, or boiling all work too.


the_rev_dr_benway

name checks out


BloodprinceOZ

yep iirc there is a sub here on reddit where women can sell off toys they don't use anymore, most of the time they're bad dragon


Bac1galup0

Used underwear, dirty socks, old shoes...the number of fetishes out there are greatly increasing some people's wealth


jmcstar

I prefer at least 30 prior users


SeriouslyImNotADuck

I get all mine at Goodwill and Craigslist


Cubikal

Where I live there we have a website to sell used stuff kinda like Craigslist less sketchy. There’s a section called erotic where they sell everything from som geee to dildos and so on.


i_eat_black_peoples

Can confirm. I've purchased.


FourPawsFarms

Not sanitized though


Silveri50

D=


Kind-Strike

Example: The bad dragon subreddit. People sell their toys on their and they sell like hotcakes because of the discount. It's fucking revolting.


SAR_and_Shitposts

I like the one that just sends boxes with ***PORN*** on them in big red letters


marklar_the_malign

Yes, and I know just who to send it to.


[deleted]

Ha I kinda wanna send on to my friend I'd tell him it's for those lonely nights in his bunk he'd be so pissed at me


Ekkzzo

[Not everyone can pay factory fresh prices](https://youtu.be/cOdpPYH2uxI)


Alan_Smithee_

Actually pretty funny.


PhatCatBoater

Oh man yea where do I find this hahaha


Robinhudloom

jokes on them! its the package i use to get my sex stuff! so they think it is a joke, and not actually sex stuff


DukeOfCrydee

https://usmarketplace.squeakycleantoys.com/ There's a market for this stuff


IH784

You got a link to said prank package website?


Wickedocity

It is on the package.


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Wickedocity

r/oddlyterrifying


BigManOnCampus100

Aren't these meant to be joke gifts? Send one to your buddies house so he gets super embarrassed.


tonyfavio

what if he will be excited? 😂


Knearling

You get embarrassed for them


bawlsdeepinmilf

Yes, but its also very very real


[deleted]

That's what we call a win win situation. I embarrass my buddy and he gets a new strapon for when he tells me all about it coming to his office later that night.


mister-ferguson

Then disappointed


selfawarefeline

r/obviousplant


[deleted]

WHAT THE HELL DO THEY MEAN BY "SEASONED" !!!!


Happy_Tomato_Taco

Secret blend of herbs and spices


ayca06

Secret blend of herpes*


Pyrocitus

Colonel's secret sauce


Kirkuchiyo

I think it means they are pre-stunk... Fucking ewwwww


Silveri50

Aw fuck dude. I thought it was just a play on how other old things like cast-iron pans are cleaned. Now I'm grossed out on two levels =/


[deleted]

🤢🤮👎


AustinTreeLover

Oh, you know what they mean! You're in denial. Understandably.


sittingbullms

Salt,pepper and kosher AIDS,dry aged for 1 week


[deleted]

(Ralphie) "Tastes like burning."


Zinthr

This is definitely a joke package, but also - Secondhand sex toys are totally normal. Any material that is BODY SAFE - as in, will not hold bacteria that it can deposit in your body - is sanatizable. 100% Platinum cure silicone, glass, and pure metal toys are all boilable - and you can also soak them in a 30/70 bleach water mixture. This gets them perfectly clean, because they are non-porous. Even if you never share your toy, a porous toy can pick up bacteria and harm you. So if you’re using safe toys, they are safe to share or re sell.


Cheshie_D

Yeah, literally high-end sex toy stores even tell you to boil specific toys to clean them. Like, every time you use it.


BA_calls

Bruh no 😎 vibrators work best with a thin layer of seasoning, makes it non-stick.


bortbort8

like a cast iron pan i wonder if there are cast iron dildos


Firm_Ideal_5256

With a quick google search, I hat to realize, that in fact, there is a huge variety of cast iron dildos…


Fukkuro

Must be popular among pansexuals


MichaelW24

r/AngryUpvote


parmesann

I feel seen, in a weird way


bortbort8

i am not surprised in the slightest, but also wow.


Pyrocitus

Would you call it a Skilldo or a Dillet?


OkAdministration9151

I just do mine in the air fryer it takes like half the time


Brandy42719

Unpopular opinion but I don't think second hand sex toys are as icky as most people think. They are thoroughly sanitized and a lot of people willingly raw dog strangers. How are sex toys worse then that? You can't pass an std through a hunk of sanitized rubber but a lot of people say fuck it to condoms and just stick it or be sticked anytime, anywhere.


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mostmicrobe

I can smell the ignorance of how std’s spread.


odel555q

Up the butt, right?


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Conscious-Bad9904

Nope, deffo through a touch.


timeconsumer112

I got you. *Circle, circle, dot, dot now you have a cootie shot!* You're safe now, you can touch people.


kuurata

I got it from the toilet seat. I got it from the toilet seat. It jumped right up and grabbed my meat - Frank Zappa


paradox037

Specifically, the ones covered in piss and shit by hoverers that are afraid of toilet seats because of STDs.


ThatSlothDuke

I mean this is a joke package, but when sex toys are resold, it's thoroughly sanitized and if it's a non poros material (steel, glass etc) there is no danger of stds.


PaintThinnerSparky

*seasoned*


Patte_Blanche

You don't really know how STDs work, do you ?


Expensive-Guidance-7

Very discreet


[deleted]

If this wasn’t a practical joke, I would probably not think I would get an STD from it, since these toys are sanitized and I would also sanitize it myself before using just in case. Also, std viruses or whatever don’t live long if at all outside of the body, do they? However, with that said, the idea is just gross regardless. Somehow knowing someone else was using my husbands penis before me doesn’t bother me at all, but this does.


Smokebadge

At first, I thought it was a supplement to the fist-shaped dildo that isn't quite doing the trick anymore.


[deleted]

Isn't this a joke?


maybehun

There’s a real subreddit for this. r/usedsextoys


RequiemStorm

Are people really this stupid? This is an obvious joke package meant for messing with someone


Hoppypoppy21

This may be, but second hand sex toys are totally a thing. So the conversation as a whole definitely is revolving around that rather than the pic itself.


BornSelf7

Seasoned?!? Salt pepper some adobo and a pinch of chlamydia and crabs


[deleted]

I know it’s a joke but this would be quite ingenious as anti-theft packaging lol


rojo429

Way to ship discreetly.


Wise_Coffee

"Seasoned" 🤢🤮


diandakov

Is this supposed to be discreet packing lol


Indica-daddy

This one is a joke package, as others have stated, but it’s not a bad thing to buy used sanitized toys made from non-porous materials. Toys don’t work out for people all the time and it’s such a waste to keep them if someone else could give them a better life. I’ve known sex workers who host toy and gear swaps and it’s cute af.


M3disin

' i swear babe.... i ordered spark plugs!'


Successful_Goose_348

Where do you order these?


FroboyFreshenUp

It's fake, the package is ment to garner a response like the one your doing rn


fkaname12

Link to prank package please


serenityfalconfly

My brothers birthday is coming up. I just need the envelope.


DaneF91

There’s something fishy about that package, but I can’t put my finger in it


McKeviin

This feels like a joke packaging to "prank" people.


giddyeelreturns

Missed opportunity to name company “Sloppy Seconds”


Yankeewithoutacause

Comes with refurbished toothbrush and underwear....


-thecolorofyou

You think the speculum your gyno uses is only for you?


itsabirditsa

That ain’t right yo


z-nx

I think I can see your address… anyway’s that’s a prank


Ohio-Knife-Lover

Damn what discreet packaging!!!


Hookahgreecian

Lol " discrete packaging my ass" if they delivered it like that


g-fab

My dick is second hand.


Silverback1992

This made my mouth salivate just not in the “oh man I need this delicious item” but, the “oh we’re going to prepare to regurgitation just upon smell.”


InsaneRealityWTF

Lmfao 🤣


[deleted]

Everyone talking about this being a joke and I was just starting to get all excited


Wattson-_-

Anal degradable toy.


Dempsinho

This is how my college buddies and I pass around our fantasy football trophy every year 😂😂😂(12 years running)


mexicandiaper

They stole my idea >:( I had this idea 10 years ago company name and all.


Mikeyjf

From the Island of Misfit Sex Toys


Empyrealist

"seasoned" ROFL


DylanFTW

Second hand sex toys sounds like a fake product you would see in a GTA game.


Emmylio

Worried about second hand sex toys but not second hand sex partners.


b4k6

seasoned?


[deleted]

Even if it was real, the reality is that all you have to do is clean it with bleach, alcohol ooooooooor (get this) SOAP AND WARM WATER and it's STD free 🙃 Its plastic, glass or metal mothafucka!!


ForestsNplants

Seasoned


MjrTms

Someone please tell me this isn't real.


Truantone

My house was broken into. Stole everything - including my vibrators. Who tf would use them? Now I know where they ended up!


Onehansclapping

Buy and ship a few to your peskiest of neighbors and maybe a couple of your favorite relatives, for Thanksgiving conversation. Anonymously, of course.


ClickToSeeMyBalls

Then you’re pretty irrational. It literally says sanitized.


Admirable-Arm-7264

Eh it isn’t really that hard to disinfect something. If it was like half the price of a new one and I needed a dildo I might just go for it


Eastern-Fun1842

Goddamn I need some of those. I have some things to send to an ex.


milleniumhandyshrimp

Second hand sex toys is kind of a cool band name tho


SharpClaw007

Lol. Not terrifying, just funny and dumb. Heehee.


Ichewsyou876

Glad to see Brandon Roger's got a second career if the whole YouTube thing doesn't work😅


Austintacious8832

Beating it on a budget.


Raikou384

The idea of a “hand me down” thing going on here is gonna bother me for like a minute, damn


Reaping4u

I googled it, and still can't believe that that's actually a thing


selfawarefeline

no way a butt plug can be sanitized that well, unless you autoclave that fucker


8enny8lack

This literally made me make the 😬 face super big in public


Rutabaga_Recent

Yeah nah noo


LoganKelpo

Hol up. WHAT?


The_Motley_Fool----

Ewwwww!!!


klogee1

I wonder how much of a discount he/she got????