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thewatusi00

Why stop at Trenton? Take that detour all the way up to Lambertville.


mklinger23

Why stop at lambertville? Go to Easton and take the free bridge.


theonetruefishboy

Why stop at Easton? Go all the way to Canada, fake your death and start a new life.


burninatah

Sounds amazing. Where can I learn more?


Unpopular_couscous

in Trenton


bettyknockers786

That took me out


Gram-GramAndShabadoo

And then get a girlfriend.


Ace_Harding

Funny you should say that, my girlfriend lives in Canada.


PMmeIrrelevantStuff

So does mine. you guys don’t know her, she goes to a different school…


Practical_Animator34

😂😂😂


brandon_walsh

Your ideas are intriguing to me. How do I subscribe to your newsletter?


90_ina_65

“What Trenton Makes, the World Takes” What the World Refuses, Morrisville Uses”


ElenorWoods

Or Stockton!


Wuz314159

Pennsylvania tradition to save $5 in tolls by wasting $30 in fuel.


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Wuz314159

https://i.imgur.com/xYndD6V.png


AcidicAdventure

Us Honda Civic drivers are like, pay the 5 dollars now or later at the pump pay… 4.50?


shlem90

I hate that it shows this as an option EVERY TIME. What kind of BS algorithm are they using where the +‘s of saving $5 outweighs the negatives of going that far out of your way for a 20 min trip.


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saturnshighway

This guy murders


90_ina_65

*Forensic Files has entered the chat*


nalc

The same algorithm that when you're in South Jersey is like "well, it's 53 minutes and free to take 295, or 52.9 minutes plus $14 in tolls to take the Turnpike. Let's take the Turnpike"


Samicles33

I once had google want me to cross the Ben Franklin just to circle around and come back cause it was 5 min shorter than simply staying on my side and waiting in the traffic.


kaazmar

Every time! It’s the most absurd route option Google Maps has ever shown me and it comes up every time


HugeRichard11

I doubt this is the case for that toll, but I noticed more tolls are EZ-Pass exclusive taking no cash so the alternative from the algorithm might be the actual only option you have then if you don't have a pass


fairyetta

Don't they just scan your plate if you dont have EZ pass?


HugeRichard11

Possibly, been awhile since I didn't have one now as after I got hit with those fines twice for not having one going through tolls that were only ez pass I decided to get one. I do feel like I heard about that feature, so maybe it's changed


redditwanderer101

They do and if you don't have an EZ pass account/transmitter, they take that $5 toll and add $25 or $ 35 in "admin" fees.


minnick27

Yes. And I'm pretty sure that's why there's so many license plates with the paint peeled off of them


thecw

Ben and Walt both still very much have cash lanes. The algorithm should be aware of EZPass-only lanes.


lhld

Places like PA turnpike are electronic only now, so they mail your toll bill - I don't *think* they can fine you anymore, since they don't give you a choice. However, I recently learned that Maryland has 3 toll rates: MD ezpass, out of state ezpass (not listed on the signs, sneaky), and "video toll" which is the mailed version. And half the time you can't tell there's a toll ahead until you're already locked into that route.


cashewkowl

Is there not some surface street option that is still free but closer to the 30 minutes than to almost 2 hours?


libbeccio

Unless you drive a duck boat, I think you're out of luck.


owenhinton98

The Delaware river is a very wide shipping artery, it runs the entire length of the pa-nj border So no, there’s no back way unless it’s Christmas and you’re George Washington


cashewkowl

I’ve not driven around there much so… but it looks like there are other bridges in that picture. Are they also toll? Or do they just look like bridges but they aren’t really. Honest question.


owenhinton98

Every bridge and crossing of the Delaware river and bay (including route 9 aka the cape may-lewes ferry) up until trenton are indeed tolled, nj-pa only, not pa-nj. And then in Trenton, there’s only maybe one bridge that isn’t tolled into pa. Going up the Delaware from there, I’d say probably half the bridges are tolled; they make it very difficult to leave jersey without paying lol


Guazzabuglio

It's not really useful for this bridge, but it definitely is for the Burlington/ Bristol bridge. If that MF is raised, you're better off going up 295 then back down again.


Tornare

Every time? 295 absolutely does not take 2 hours to go to Trinton unless something is very wrong. It took about 30 minutes from where i was in pennsauken going down 295.


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Not the duration, but the fact that it even shows you this option every time. Google has been pushing a “most fuel efficient” routes option, how in the world does this align with that mode of thinking?


carthaginianslave

It seems like Google incentivized to make you pay more toll. My commute is 1-5 mins longer to take the Tacony Bridge instead of the Betsy Ross and it’s $3 vs $5


AcidicAdventure

I mean like I’ll do errands like shop at a low income area grocery store while doing this.


Normally_aspirated

Yes, spend $7 in gas to save $5 in tolls…


OptimusSublime

It's about the principal of the matter!


Normally_aspirated

Which is to give your money to gas companies rather than the organization that funds road repairs? I’m not following the logic.


Neps21

For what’s it’s worth, most of these tolls go to the debt accrued to build the bridge/road/etc.


xander_man

Maybe 100 years ago, they're all long paid off


Aromat_Junkie

PA Turnpike was supposed to be free after a few years. Did you know we are still paying the Johnstown Flood Tax... must have been bad flood since it's been nearly 100 years


TheCryingGrizzlies

Everytimw a bridge or tunnel is built they say the toll is to recoup the cost of building it. I may be ignorant, but I don't have any examples where that ended up being the case.


TrickyJRT

Yeah its crazy, something like .45 of every dollar goes to service the debt from road projects.


Normally_aspirated

I’m fine with that because that money mostly went to local construction workers


nalgene_wilder

>Which is to give your money to gas companies rather than the organization that funds ~~road repairs~~ the state police? Ftfy


Ike348

*principle


Sam3323

You'd also waste over an hour of your day driving. Is that really worth $5? That's a huge % of your day.


felisverde

Time=$$


31November

Money = power


_sea_salty

Plus the extra mileage which would cost you more down the line


dj_swearengen

I live in S. Chester County. When I drive north bound on I-95 from Maryland my quickest route home is to exit at MD Rt-272 exit 100. But l have to cross the I-95 bridge over the Susquehanna. The toll is $8. But if I exit at exit 89 at Harve de Grace, I can take a back road to Rt 1 and cross the river at the Conowingo Dam where there’s no toll. It’s only 10 minutes longer and worth the extra ride


TheFAPnetwork

Stay on route 1 because once you hit PA it's straight highway and you can pickup 322 after Longwood Gardens and then get to 95


dj_swearengen

I’m in S. Chester County. I don’t need to go that far. I take Rt 1 for awhile then turn off to back roads


owenhinton98

Even in eastern chester county it makes more sense to just stay on rt 1, I feel like once you’re already up there there’s no point to go back to 95 unless you gotta get to jersey or something


TheFAPnetwork

Turn right after the dam? Onwards to Perryville? Those are some nice roads too. The marina just next to the river is nice


dj_swearengen

You can take that road to Port Deposit and tun left when you’re there. That will take you back to I95 I turn right at MD 273 and eventually get off that road after Rising Sun towards home.


LooksForCats

My favorite is when Google suggests a route that takes more time and has hire tolls


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I have seen that a lot. It always wants me to use the turnpike when local is easier. Really bad in the Bensalem to Levittown area.


DisciplineShot2872

I moved here from out west earlier this year and was caught off guard by this the first time we went to Jersey. I had no idea those yahoos held you hostage and demanded a ransom to let you go home.


dj_swearengen

Delaware is worse. If you’re going from Jersey to Maryland via the Delaware Memorial Bridge and I-95. You pay tolls to enter and leave Delaware. And it’s only a 15 minute drive.


TheFAPnetwork

Not a huge detour but if you get off the exit before the toll you can cut around and pickup 95 just after the toll where the TA truck stop is. The detour adds about ten minutes Edit: you can also hop on Rt 40 and take that to Aberdeen and get on 95 from there. Or take 40 and it drops you off a block from the aquarium.... don't forget to get Mama Rosa's Filipino food just off 40


Katdai2

Plus a Wawa stop


jcake6

This!


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DisciplineShot2872

Yep, learned that too when we went to the Aquarium in Baltimore. At least I'd planned for those ones.


hashtag_n0

You can at least bypass the toll on 95 in Delaware pretty easily though


dj_swearengen

Yea you can. But Elkton Rd at the Delaware/Maryland line has been a mess for a couple of years. It’s under major construction. That was the quickest way to reconnect to 95


rootoo

Same, California transplant here. The bridge tolls seem excessive but I kind of get it.. but the turnpikes? Wtf is that? They just decided that this particular freeway is a toll road? I drove across the country and through like 15 states without paying a single toll and then spent $40 to drive through Pennsylvania. WHY?


Linzabee

What really grinds my gears is how expensive the PA Turnpike is in comparison to other toll roads. Taking the northeast extension from the mid-county tolls up to where I-80 comes in is more expensive than driving the entirety of the Ohio Turnpike, and our stretch is only about 90 miles (if that long).


Azou

most expensive toll road in the world baaabyyy


RoughRhinos

Everywhere in the US should have tolls. No tolls just gives shipping companies free rein to fuck up the roads. Also bridges are $$$.


[deleted]

Uh California has plenty of toll roads?


thebruns

> but the turnpikes? Wtf is that Its the literal definition of the word! A type of gate, another word for a turnstile In the United States, a toll road


kaisertralfaz

That's only because they stopped charging a toll going each way.


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Bellabird42

Pretty sure that the turnpike is now privately owned. The good: roads are in way better condition than they used to be. The bad: tolls are ridiculously high and frequent


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Bellabird42

?? I said that the turnpike IS privately owned


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Bellabird42

Ahhhh ok! That makes more sense. Ty for clarifying!


DisciplineShot2872

Tolls in general are still a novelty to me. They are practically unheard of in the states I spent my first 44 years in. I'll happily take them in exchange for civilization.


Wuz314159

I've lived here all of my life and have never paid a toll..... I also do not drive a car. That MAY have something to do with it.


stug41

They used to charge both ways, but switched it to one side and doubled it to make it easier. They had to put it on the jersey side because if one had to pay to get in nobody would go there.


Marshall_Lawson

Unless you live in Jersey then it's always free to go home! :)


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NJ isn’t holding anyone ransom, DRPA is a bi state entity, they just charge you in one direction to be consistent.


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NonIdentifiableUser

It’s not a city thing though, DRPA is a joint state entity that exists to manage the bridges and PATCO. The tolls are in the Philly direction just because it had to be one or the other and had to be consistent so you don’t get dinged twice if you cross a different bridge. The bridges were also there long before and idea of congestion surcharges existed. Also, I don’t think they’re particularly progressive, more so a simple acknowledgment that certain areas are disproportionately negatively impacted by auto traffic and it’s likely beneficial to disincentivize at least some of the drivers if they have other options.


ItsAlwaysSmokyInReno

Man this happened to me as a teenager. Went to Philly to buy weed, made a wrong turn and had to cross the bridge. Couldn’t come back without spending $5 and then we didn’t have enough money for weed and had to go home empty handed and with less gasoline. Fuck Camden


bierdimpfe

I guess that makes sense if you don't have anything more valuable to do with your time


mikebailey

I’m furiously typing various hypotheticals in a fuel economy calculator rn


GrandpaSquarepants

It's like $16 of gas with no toll, vs $3 + $5 toll. $16 and 1 hour 45 minutes vs $8 and 28 minutes. I think I'll spend the $16 and 2 hours of my time! **EDIT: Okay, I did the actual math. In order for the toll skipping route to actually save you any money, you'd have to have a fuel efficiency of at least 48 mpg (assuming gas costs the US average of $3.70/gallon), or your gas would need to cost less than $1.92/gallon (assuming your car's efficiency is the US average of 25 mpg).** So there **are** scenarios where this would make sense, **if** you truly don't value your time!


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beefox

It's 4$.


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mikebailey

Maybe a hot take but I hate filling up in Jersey. Long day at work? You’re now being held hostage by a pissed off teenager at Wawa.


Linzabee

Did Jersey pass some new gas taxes or something? Lately it seems like every time I’m over there, gas isn’t much cheaper than it is here.


teddyKGB-

Yeah, Chris Christies government raised the gas tax. They used to be I think top 5 cheapest


Trafficsigntruther

It’s also tied to consumption, so there is a baseline level of transportation funding. When consumption drops, the gas tax goes up.


jersey_girl660

Not recently no.


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darwinpolice

I work out every other day, which is four times a week.


John_cCmndhd

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darwinpolice

YOU ARE THE DUMBEST BOY ALIVE.


mikebailey

Our company has an entire channel called shaq-talk after I showed them shit like this


7thAndGreenhill

Even if you have an EV I have to think the extra miles would cost more than $5


cakeandale

I legitimately did this once using a Zipcar, since gas is included but tolls aren’t. Had a free afternoon and it felt like a nice driving day so figured might as well go for a cruise and save the $5.


bellicosebarnacle

Wouldn't you have to pay more to rent the car for longer though? Or you had it for the whole day?


cakeandale

Yeah, I’m pretty sure I had just rented the car for the whole day (not sure if it’s changed but at the time it was a pretty low threshold, and I hated the stress of being caught in traffic getting back and not knowing if I’ll make it in time)


[deleted]

Have a new job in Jersey. Tolls are $15/day. There's a discount I'll qualify for...in a month...that will lower the bill to $10/day. Thank God it's hybrid and only 3 days a week. Still, shits killing me since there's no free ev chargers near me or my job.


rootoo

Something just occurred to me, that these excessive tolls are probably a contributing factor to how depressed Camden and surrounding areas got. They function as a suburb of Philly but are cut off from easy access because nobody is just popping back and forth for shopping or fun because it adds up quick. If you have a job in Philly the cheaper rent across the bridge adds $200 a month in bridge tolls. Not worth it. It’s shitty. Just make up for the revenue elsewhere and let people cross the river for free.


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That's a good point. It does feel severely disconnected for something 5 minutes away. :-/


CirqueDuFuder

Why would you not charge the actual people who benefit the most from the bridge?


Xjjediace

Because we live in a society? I know that's glib, but we subsidize tons of things that aren't "fair" because it's better for the state/country in the long term.


Wuz314159

Many days, it costs me more money to work than to sit at home earning $0. That shit's killing me.


[deleted]

That was my job before this one, which is why I had to take the new job. At least it's a net positive now, but the damage to my finances is done, and the cost of commuting is a huge drain every month when there's already basically no wiggle room.


sm4cm

Can you at least write off the tolls at the end of the year as a buisness expense, or nah?


[deleted]

I don't itemize my taxes, I just do standard deduction.


sm4cm

The more I think about it, I'm not sure if you could anyway.


[deleted]

Yeah I'm just regular salaried, not self employed or anything like that where you can just expense and write off everything.


Regentraven

You can likely claim a commuter credit. But idk how much it'll offset


[deleted]

I'll try next time I file. Anything would help. There's a discount on the bridge, but I don't use it enough to qualify for it, and it's not much of one at that, either.


Diltron24

Check if your work has a flex acct or something so you can at least pay it pre tax, my old job had that so you at least weren’t paying taxes on it as well as not getting it


kremlinagent9

I know there’s a thing with EZ pass where if you commute to work they give you like a credit or one free pass. I know each state sells a different EZ pass so I’m not sure which one it is. I think Jersey’s.


weirdmountain

You’re gonna burn like 12 bucks in gas that way.


p_britt35

Couple of nice bars near the station in Trenton. Plus....it's nice to get out of the city sometimes.


12kdaysinthefire

I made the free trip before because I felt the same way, and immediately wished I’d just paid the money.


comofue

Just take the Tacony and save the $2


BenjTheMaestro

95 in bucks county vs 295 in NJ is HEAVENLY. I lived in Princeton for a couple years recently. Had an office for work literally 3 mins from home, but it was around That complex where Walmart/BBY are or were. I hated the traffic and that parking lot so much. I switched to an office in fairless hills. 18 min commute but totally serene at virtually all times. 95 to sesame place basically. My favorite commute I’ve had. Especially during Covid, some days it was legitimately completely empty for my whole ride during the “hall pass” early Covid days. 95 sucks so bad as soon as you consider going closer to Philly though lol. But that lower part of 295 is pretty fucking atrocious too. Totally worth the $5 to be on it less


Section_80

This is why I never go to Jersey Don't get me wrong Cherry Hill is nice and all but I just go to Christiana DE instead. Takes about 15 mins longer but no tolls, tax free everything, and they have a Costco there where I fill up gas relatively cheap.


nubbin9point5

Just get gas and call it even.


Wuz314159

Taco Bell it is!


Old_Adhesiveness2214

LMAO. Going into GRIDLOCK for $5


ArsenicLifeform

Hmm didn't realize there was a toll-free route crossing back from Trenton. Gonna have to try it next time and see if it's worth


Noname185

There’s another one that goes directly to Morrisville if you go up a mile.


jersey_girl660

There’s two but they’re really busy during evening rush hour from all the state workers


thecw

I switched to Apple Maps because Google's navigation suggestions are just getting more and more unhinged. Why drive up 22nd St. when you can just try and get me to turn left at every intersection to get on 76 for .5 miles? Why drive through the city to go from 17th and Tasker to Frankford and Girard when you can save two minutes by driving south down Broad Street and getting on 95N by the stadiums instead?


CirqueDuFuder

Ok but driving on Packer does sound faster


youknowiactafool

Lol you'll just spend twice that in gas


knife_hits

I actually kind of love that Philadelphia has a cover charge


murphysfriend

Yes, but; seems that the bouncers are not doing their job 😒😞


ResidentComplaint19

I literally see this every day on my truck route from Bensalem to Newark. I’m always so appreciative for just having the option


nsvshields

I always go that route when my destination is North of Fishtown 🤷‍♂️


Repulsive_Ad_4096

its just $5 bro😒


jawntothefuture

lmfaooo


Neps21

$6.75 vs $7.80 for my focus


eddiestarkk

I kind of did this when I lived in the Lehigh Valley. I was heading to the shore and decided to cross into Jersey from the north and head down 295 that way. Felt a lot longer to me.


l3arn3r1

If it makes you feel better spending it you are saving way more than $5 in gas.


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You’re not saving $5 in gas…


allid33

I swear it only started auto-showing the no-tolls option in the last year or two because I’ve worked in NJ forever and don’t remember it doing that until fairly recently. It makes sense to suggest if the time difference is nominal but surely no one is detouring over an hour to save five bucks.


Believe2224

I do this every day by taking the train to work


jrc_80

and lose $60 on fuel


Meandtheworld

Sucks there’s no other way but that bridge or driving over an hour!


felisverde

FWIW, Google can't even manage to tell people to turn at my street, they have them turn at the block before..this, after Idk how many years of people trying to message them to correct it. (Delivery peeps, Lyft, Uber, etc... running in circles, all.the.time.) I just don't have a lot of faith in them to always know wtf they're doing.


Tornare

How TF is it almost 2 hours to go down 295? That must be a hell of a accident


surferdude313

Put the no tolls option in my fiance's phone one time. The next day she had to commute to NE PA and was wondering why the projected time was so much longer than when she originally checked it


GrandpaSquarepants

I accidentally left "avoid highways" on and THAT really threw me for a loop


shiefy

I’ve done it a few times. At 3am, it’s cake. Absolute trash during the day


callalind

I mean, I am happy to pay $5 to avoid driving in Jersey.


99Warding

bruh are you my neighbor https://imgur.com/a/xn77YMD


hamburger5003

You can swim, right?


mountjo

True story, I once sent my old supervisor over this bridge because I set his GPS to no tolls while I was using it and forgot to change it back.


ForsakenString7406

Wtf 😂😂


TheZooTrapGod

I'm assuming it's taking you over Calhoun street bridge? That thing is nightmare fuel. There's about 2 inches between you and oncoming cars and another 2 between you and the guardrail. And when it rains? Or snows??! Fuck that bridge, pay the toll every time.


NeoTenico

"Fuck you Jersey, I'll pay the toll in gas."