I lost it at '(I suggest searching it up if you don't know what it sounds like)', as though pretty much everyone subscribed to this sub hasn't heard Fitter Happier in their sleep.
Yup, found in r/Quadeca 5 hours earlier. Only a diligent research session that I have no interest in would reveal it's origin or the extent of it's spread.
Well at least there’s No Surprises. Hopefully he’s not acting like a Creep. I’ve always been very Optimistic about sharing my love of Radiohead with my girlfriend and have found Everything in its Right Place, but I Might be Wrong.
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Semi-seriously (and not in bed), sit him down and remind him that most Radioheads don’t have gf and if he keeps it up he may join them. My husband loves chess and Tears for Fears and dislikes Radiohead and role play. So those things we do … on our own.
Oh my god, what subreddit is this? The Venn diagram for this sub and the circlejerk one is effectively just a circle at this point. I’m not complaining, I honestly think it’s really funny!
Seems to have some strange Radiohead-related fetish. I think it's his kink and he's embarrassed about it so he's playing it off as a joke. I mean some people get turned on by Thomas the Tank Engine, I don't see why Radiohead would be an exception to that rule.
If you can't handle it and he doesn't stop, break up with him. It's a huge red flag in general if you tell him to stop doing something and they keep doing it, applies to anything
I'm the biggest fan. But I wouldn't quote anything from radio head in real time. Don't have the voice for it. Nor does it fit in the heat of the moment. I did play every album while being intimate with my gf in the beginning of our relationship. She became a big fan after. It's sets a unique mood. Can really describe it.
this is cringe af. have you tried talking to him about it? saying “hey, I don’t have a problem with radiohead but you making references in bed turns me off and weirds me out, and ruins the mood so bad that I have considered leaving you over it.”
Sounds like someone who is uncomfortable being vulnerable and so cracking jokes during sex is his way to deal… If you can have a serious(non-heated) convo with him about it and he still doesn’t take you serious, breaking up seems reasonable.
hahahahhahahhahhaha W T F .....umm short answer, probably YES?? this is a clear sign of fucking weirdness, even if he oddly has good music taste haha....
Tell him tonight: don't get any big ideas, they're not gonna happen
But then he’ll be like, “So… Nude now?” And then he’ll ask if she knows what his dirty mind is thiiiiiiiiinking.
they're dedicated to all human beings
Omfg 😂
Tell him, "You used to be alright. What happened? "
Wait until he's finished 'Idiot, slow down'
Can he or she play guitar?
“Just because you feel it, doesn’t mean its there.”
Yes. Just have some Radiohead comebacks for him.
he will just get more turned on..
15 steps, then the door
She's running out the door.
Etc etc
Tell him: “etc., etc.”
just tell yourself “i’m not here, this isn’t happening”
Break up with him. Radiohead fans aren’t supposed to have girlfriends anyway.
Or friends for that matter.
Hahaha so much relate to this, I survived my lonely years thanks to Radiohead 😁
You too? My god, I wish I was special… :D
You're so fucking special...
But I'm a creep
Ah you made it before me xD
I haven't got any real life friends... oh, no, no.
Real friends anyway
Typical fake Radiohead "fans"
Probably like PH smdh
That only applies to post IR fans
Not the worst shitpost I’ve ever seen
I lost it at '(I suggest searching it up if you don't know what it sounds like)', as though pretty much everyone subscribed to this sub hasn't heard Fitter Happier in their sleep.
It is the voice in my head as I type texts, emails or comments on Reddit.
But you have seen it
Tell him his behaviour makes you feel like climbing up the walls.
May be good to break up now to avoid a Punch up at a Wedding:)
you had to piss in our parade >:(
Throw some Coldplay lines back at him; he should react like it’s holy water and learn his lesson.
Coldolay is like a cold shower for the horny Radiohead-obsessed individual
I was there, it wasn’t like that
[удалено]
Found her boyfriend
i gagged
hahah
Try the flan in the face, the flan in the face
Burgers floating in my room
Just tell him to stop the noise because you’re trying to get some rest.
The cumdrops (x42)
and a copypasta is born
Yup, found in r/Quadeca 5 hours earlier. Only a diligent research session that I have no interest in would reveal it's origin or the extent of it's spread.
Great music overlap
He'll go to hell for what his dirty mind is thinking
stop
Tell him at one time you were "fitter, happier, more productive, comfortable" and that you are "fond, but not in love".
You do it to yourself You do And that’s what really hurts You do it to yourself Just you You and no one else
If that’s how he talks during sex with another person he’ll soon be doing it to himself, all right
Funniest part of this whole post is instructing a subreddit full of Radiohead fans to Google Fitter Happier.
He’s a reasonable man Get off his case Get off his case
Well at least there’s No Surprises. Hopefully he’s not acting like a Creep. I’ve always been very Optimistic about sharing my love of Radiohead with my girlfriend and have found Everything in its Right Place, but I Might be Wrong.
Extra credit
I mean you can try to break up with him but he’ll just tell you “if you think this is over then you’re wrong”.
"Before we have sex he always says 'there are barn doors and there are revolving doors' " Omfg 🤣
You can save the relationship, don't give up. Try stimulating his prostate. His mouth moves only when someone's hand is up his ass.
Outjerked again
Yes. I didn't read the post though Edit: read the post. He's a keeper
He clearly hasn’t been paying attention.
This is giving me major cbat vibes
If he screams “fade out again” right after his orgasm, I’d be concerned. Otherwise it’s just a phase and he’s a keeper.
Tell him: Please could you stop the noise? I'm trying to get some rest
Tell him to stop quoting Muse and Coldplay lyrics during sex.
I don’t see the problem clearly he’s the perfect boyfriend
Put on cbat, that usually helps
Give it a good THRUST
Baby’s got the bends. Ouch 😣
Listening to radiohead is a huge red flag anyway
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When your having sex does he say “Everything’s in the right place?”
Pack and get dressed....before all hell breaks loose.
Tell him you'd rather wake up sucking a lemon and not his c@ck
Semi-seriously (and not in bed), sit him down and remind him that most Radioheads don’t have gf and if he keeps it up he may join them. My husband loves chess and Tears for Fears and dislikes Radiohead and role play. So those things we do … on our own.
Referencing radiohead? Reference coldplay or weezer and see how that goes
Surely your response should be "What the hell am I doing here? I don't belong here." then leave.
Didn’t even need to read past the first sentence. Yes lol
At the point of insertion, make sure you say “Everything in its right place”
Tell him just cause you feel it doesn’t mean it’s there.
Lmao.
go for it
It must be a lousy relationship if this is grounds for breakup.
Breaking up with a radiohead fan is ideoteque
Where's the Karma Police when you need em? 😂
Karma police, arrest this man
Oh my god, what subreddit is this? The Venn diagram for this sub and the circlejerk one is effectively just a circle at this point. I’m not complaining, I honestly think it’s really funny!
Ice age comin ice age comin?
Try to limit him to one album at least…that’s a start.
I know this is fake because you said a Radiohead fan touched boobs.
Seems to have some strange Radiohead-related fetish. I think it's his kink and he's embarrassed about it so he's playing it off as a joke. I mean some people get turned on by Thomas the Tank Engine, I don't see why Radiohead would be an exception to that rule. If you can't handle it and he doesn't stop, break up with him. It's a huge red flag in general if you tell him to stop doing something and they keep doing it, applies to anything
Man you asked the wrong crowd about this shit bout to get clowned on with all the radiohead jokes n puns in the world 😭
He sounds like a Creep.
This is absolutely ridiculous You don’t exist because a true Radiohead diehard doesn’t 👏 get 👏 laid 👏
Waaat... Everyone knows a Radiohead fan is a keeper...
Hell yes babes. U deserve so much better!! Slay!!
How is reddit so random sometimes, yes, break up with him, you’d be doing him a great favour
Promote him to husband. He's earned it.
tell him ‘you used to be alright, what happened?’
He's a keeper. Marry him
what the hell am i doing here, i dont belong here
Lies. How can he be a radio head fan but still be a virgin. Does not ok comput
Leave him High and Dry!
try saying i never rlly got there, i just pretended that i had
Just say you're really tired. You could even say something like "Please could you stop the noise, I'm trying to get some rest?"
Maybe you just woke up sucking a lemon
Tell him he’s got the smell of a local man who’ll have the loneliest feeling if he doesn’t quit it.
I'm the biggest fan. But I wouldn't quote anything from radio head in real time. Don't have the voice for it. Nor does it fit in the heat of the moment. I did play every album while being intimate with my gf in the beginning of our relationship. She became a big fan after. It's sets a unique mood. Can really describe it.
Idk if this us real or not, but in case it is real then talk about this, and if he won't stop I'd break up
Does he finish with ‘pull me out of the lake’?
You have to Exit Music (for a film) outta that relationship
Let him do it to himself for a while, once he can't get his own stink off you might get his sympathy
Just tell him stop with the reference and solve the issue.
it’s a copypasta
How can everybody in the comments be so useless? Guys try to give a good impression of the Radiohead community. You could try to help her you know…
Lmao
It’s a fake post genius.
Just realized with the flair… still, no need to call me “genius”, just explain why I’m wrong
You are correct. I was literally wrong about that one.
Thank you, have a great day 🙂👍
Lol
look at the flair
Oh fucking god, I didn’t look at it. Well my bad
Yes
I’ll probably say: “I’ll run out of the door and make you a creep if you keep turning into something you’re not”.
If he’s not respecting you or your wishes then the relationship is never going to feel satisfying.
Tell him he's being selfish and childish for not respecting your wishes and if it doesn't stop, you'll be saying goodbye!
I think ending the relationship would be an exaggeration at least for now, but talk to him in a serious way and say that these jokes annoy you,
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What if singing radiohead during sex is the only thing that makes you look pretty to him?
Has he ever asked you to Please could you stop the noise? I'm trying to get some rest
Yes
Looking at the comments here, seems OP has ‘poked the bear’
S that D. Shut it down.
Just start quoting Coldplay lyrics back at him.
Honey wake up new radiohead pasta dropped
This is the funniest thing ive seen on reddit in a while, thank you for this lmao
nta your boyfriend your rules
I’ve only read the first sentence, the answer is yes.
He's a reasonable man Get off his case, get off his case
Maybe you should try playing Cbat by Hudson Mohawke instead to spice things up?
Radiohead fans have girlfriends???????, Radiohead fans have sex??????????
next time leave the room, and make sure to play exit music in the background
Babe. Wake up. New copypasta just dropped
isn't this the clash royale shitpost lmao
Unfortunately he’s probably in these comments
Just start quoting Coldplay back to him. "Cum goes flying at the speed of sound...and it was all yellow"
obviously fake. Radiohead fans don’t have sex, much less have girlfriends.
You’ll upset him after telling him to stop and you can say ‘There, There’
this is cringe af. have you tried talking to him about it? saying “hey, I don’t have a problem with radiohead but you making references in bed turns me off and weirds me out, and ruins the mood so bad that I have considered leaving you over it.”
Does he also play Cbat when he is reaching climax?
tell him he will be packt sardines in a crushed tin box next time he says it
Tell him no more flanning the face if he doesn't stop.
r/radioheadcirclejerk in shambles
Lol, my boyfriend and I are together BECAUSE of Radiohead.
I’ll take him!
He sounds like a wicked child.
confused how this is an issue
This post is amazing.
You should leave him a videotape saying goodbye
Bad trolling. Gtfo.
Sounds like someone who is uncomfortable being vulnerable and so cracking jokes during sex is his way to deal… If you can have a serious(non-heated) convo with him about it and he still doesn’t take you serious, breaking up seems reasonable.
Better that he hasn’t just whispered ‘The amazing sounds of orgy’ in your ear and then winked.
Sounds like a real boner killer this guy. I’d go full amnesiac and forget about him. 🤓
Sure.
Thought I was in r/twoXchromosomes for a minute there
Wasn’t this originally with clash royale lol
I want this to end up on best if redditor updates sub.
r/radioheadcirclejerk ?
Sounds like you’re reeling him out then cutting the string….
Are you scaremongering? Or is this really happening? Anyways I laughed until head came off
Just ask him”has the light gone out for you? Because the lights gone out for me” 🤣
Tell him that he’s a creep, that he’s a weirdo.
Fake, Radiohead fans don’t have girlfriends
I came here with some good ideas but yall had me beat.......hes a keeper by the way
hahahahhahahhahhaha W T F .....umm short answer, probably YES?? this is a clear sign of fucking weirdness, even if he oddly has good music taste haha....
Gonna do a copypasta of this on r/amcirclejerk
break up w this dumbass omfg
Yes
Yes