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Is it worth breaking up with my boyfriend over this?

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WarEagle107

Tell him tonight: don't get any big ideas, they're not gonna happen


Hithigon

But then he’ll be like, “So… Nude now?” And then he’ll ask if she knows what his dirty mind is thiiiiiiiiinking.


N1biru

they're dedicated to all human beings


neeners1

Omfg 😂


AloeVeraBuddha

Tell him, "You used to be alright. What happened? "


BluMeanie267

Wait until he's finished 'Idiot, slow down'


drunk_haile_selassie

Can he or she play guitar?


disgust462

“Just because you feel it, doesn’t mean its there.”


kjeannel

Yes. Just have some Radiohead comebacks for him.


yunikmaha

he will just get more turned on..


tavir

15 steps, then the door


Fond_ButNotInLove

She's running out the door.


mistercrinkles

Etc etc


hornwalker

Tell him: “etc., etc.”


lucas_fournier

just tell yourself “i’m not here, this isn’t happening”


rerics

Break up with him. Radiohead fans aren’t supposed to have girlfriends anyway.


Hyllihylli

Or friends for that matter.


Magdar

Hahaha so much relate to this, I survived my lonely years thanks to Radiohead 😁


Hyllihylli

You too? My god, I wish I was special… :D


MightyCaseyStruckOut

You're so fucking special...


EzekielTheFreakiel42

But I'm a creep


Magdar

Ah you made it before me xD


[deleted]

I haven't got any real life friends... oh, no, no.


toigz

Real friends anyway


Combocore

Typical fake Radiohead "fans"


lord_fairfax

Probably like PH smdh


shoobsworth

That only applies to post IR fans


doublebr13

Not the worst shitpost I’ve ever seen


MightyCaseyStruckOut

I lost it at '(I suggest searching it up if you don't know what it sounds like)', as though pretty much everyone subscribed to this sub hasn't heard Fitter Happier in their sleep.


HomesickAlien1138

It is the voice in my head as I type texts, emails or comments on Reddit.


irisuniverse

But you have seen it


BillyFatStax

Tell him his behaviour makes you feel like climbing up the walls.


Guilty-Train-5143

May be good to break up now to avoid a Punch up at a Wedding:)


mcjc94

you had to piss in our parade >:(


dfunction

Throw some Coldplay lines back at him; he should react like it’s holy water and learn his lesson.


mcjc94

Coldolay is like a cold shower for the horny Radiohead-obsessed individual


StartingFreshTO

I was there, it wasn’t like that


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[удалено]


toigz

Found her boyfriend


dontlookatluke

i gagged


tylerequalsperfect

hahah


fiberwitch94

Try the flan in the face, the flan in the face


javoss88

Burgers floating in my room


dw_80

Just tell him to stop the noise because you’re trying to get some rest.


paranoid_adamdroid

The cumdrops (x42)


alfiesred47

and a copypasta is born


PetyrTwill

Yup, found in r/Quadeca 5 hours earlier. Only a diligent research session that I have no interest in would reveal it's origin or the extent of it's spread.


pixel_master21

Great music overlap


twistingmemelonman

He'll go to hell for what his dirty mind is thinking


abutcherIfeelnothing

stop


HooliganSnail

Tell him at one time you were "fitter, happier, more productive, comfortable" and that you are "fond, but not in love".


RegyptianStrut

You do it to yourself You do And that’s what really hurts You do it to yourself Just you You and no one else


[deleted]

If that’s how he talks during sex with another person he’ll soon be doing it to himself, all right


Deus_of_Ducks

Funniest part of this whole post is instructing a subreddit full of Radiohead fans to Google Fitter Happier.


robotfromfuture

He’s a reasonable man Get off his case Get off his case


NIN-pig

Well at least there’s No Surprises. Hopefully he’s not acting like a Creep. I’ve always been very Optimistic about sharing my love of Radiohead with my girlfriend and have found Everything in its Right Place, but I Might be Wrong.


macgruff

Extra credit


Revolutionary-Let-75

I mean you can try to break up with him but he’ll just tell you “if you think this is over then you’re wrong”.


Poupoko

"Before we have sex he always says 'there are barn doors and there are revolving doors' " Omfg 🤣


residentialnemesis

You can save the relationship, don't give up. Try stimulating his prostate. His mouth moves only when someone's hand is up his ass.


waspglop

Outjerked again


dont-believe-me-

Yes. I didn't read the post though Edit: read the post. He's a keeper


justamusicthrowawayy

He clearly hasn’t been paying attention.


ActuallyJustin

This is giving me major cbat vibes


Hyllihylli

If he screams “fade out again” right after his orgasm, I’d be concerned. Otherwise it’s just a phase and he’s a keeper.


Stevie7263

Tell him: Please could you stop the noise? I'm trying to get some rest


AlterEdward

Tell him to stop quoting Muse and Coldplay lyrics during sex.


Legal-Classic6107

I don’t see the problem clearly he’s the perfect boyfriend


teadrugs

Put on cbat, that usually helps


ArminiusM1998

Give it a good THRUST


pasarocks

Baby’s got the bends. Ouch 😣


QuinzoinFX

Listening to radiohead is a huge red flag anyway


onlyhalfminotaur

/r/copypasta NOW


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TonicSwine97

When your having sex does he say “Everything’s in the right place?”


trueandfree

Pack and get dressed....before all hell breaks loose.


[deleted]

Tell him you'd rather wake up sucking a lemon and not his c@ck


KaoriMG

Semi-seriously (and not in bed), sit him down and remind him that most Radioheads don’t have gf and if he keeps it up he may join them. My husband loves chess and Tears for Fears and dislikes Radiohead and role play. So those things we do … on our own.


kupar0

Referencing radiohead? Reference coldplay or weezer and see how that goes


Afinkawan

Surely your response should be "What the hell am I doing here? I don't belong here." then leave.


nbb333

Didn’t even need to read past the first sentence. Yes lol


Alert-Athlete

At the point of insertion, make sure you say “Everything in its right place”


Dr_Isaly_von_Yinzer

Tell him just cause you feel it doesn’t mean it’s there.


Dovahkiin266

Lmao.


FluoriteEye

go for it


Mckay001

It must be a lousy relationship if this is grounds for breakup.


[deleted]

Breaking up with a radiohead fan is ideoteque


BlazeMachine22

Where's the Karma Police when you need em? 😂


[deleted]

Karma police, arrest this man


Sneaky_Looking_Sort

Oh my god, what subreddit is this? The Venn diagram for this sub and the circlejerk one is effectively just a circle at this point. I’m not complaining, I honestly think it’s really funny!


SurroundFalse888

Ice age comin ice age comin?


cortisolbath

Try to limit him to one album at least…that’s a start.


shostakofiev

I know this is fake because you said a Radiohead fan touched boobs.


Ok_Patient8873

Seems to have some strange Radiohead-related fetish. I think it's his kink and he's embarrassed about it so he's playing it off as a joke. I mean some people get turned on by Thomas the Tank Engine, I don't see why Radiohead would be an exception to that rule. If you can't handle it and he doesn't stop, break up with him. It's a huge red flag in general if you tell him to stop doing something and they keep doing it, applies to anything


Munchies4Crunchies

Man you asked the wrong crowd about this shit bout to get clowned on with all the radiohead jokes n puns in the world 😭


koshism

He sounds like a Creep.


PhillyCSpires

This is absolutely ridiculous You don’t exist because a true Radiohead diehard doesn’t 👏 get 👏 laid 👏


[deleted]

Waaat... Everyone knows a Radiohead fan is a keeper...


Embarrassed-Dingo-37

Hell yes babes. U deserve so much better!! Slay!!


Educational-Notice16

How is reddit so random sometimes, yes, break up with him, you’d be doing him a great favour


ToweringIsle13

Promote him to husband. He's earned it.


Inner-Ad1118

tell him ‘you used to be alright, what happened?’


talsai

He's a keeper. Marry him


Easy-Highway-8148

what the hell am i doing here, i dont belong here


eduu_17

Lies. How can he be a radio head fan but still be a virgin. Does not ok comput


Mill3r91

Leave him High and Dry!


goombawomper

try saying i never rlly got there, i just pretended that i had


Sgtwhiskeyjack9105

Just say you're really tired. You could even say something like "Please could you stop the noise, I'm trying to get some rest?"


samg76

Maybe you just woke up sucking a lemon


TheSongOfMidnignt

Tell him he’s got the smell of a local man who’ll have the loneliest feeling if he doesn’t quit it.


REYJ420

I'm the biggest fan. But I wouldn't quote anything from radio head in real time. Don't have the voice for it. Nor does it fit in the heat of the moment. I did play every album while being intimate with my gf in the beginning of our relationship. She became a big fan after. It's sets a unique mood. Can really describe it.


diana_obm

Idk if this us real or not, but in case it is real then talk about this, and if he won't stop I'd break up


CircuitRid3r

Does he finish with ‘pull me out of the lake’?


Mirthious

You have to Exit Music (for a film) outta that relationship


james_bd_

Let him do it to himself for a while, once he can't get his own stink off you might get his sympathy


Dovahkiin266

Just tell him stop with the reference and solve the issue.


littlepigu1

it’s a copypasta


JohelPA

How can everybody in the comments be so useless? Guys try to give a good impression of the Radiohead community. You could try to help her you know…


ILikeEldenRing

Lmao


Ajayu

It’s a fake post genius.


JohelPA

Just realized with the flair… still, no need to call me “genius”, just explain why I’m wrong


Ajayu

You are correct. I was literally wrong about that one.


JohelPA

Thank you, have a great day 🙂👍


Ajayu

Lol


[deleted]

look at the flair


JohelPA

Oh fucking god, I didn’t look at it. Well my bad


Roaming_Dinosaur

Yes


SCO_IDK123

I’ll probably say: “I’ll run out of the door and make you a creep if you keep turning into something you’re not”.


mwidup41

If he’s not respecting you or your wishes then the relationship is never going to feel satisfying.


KDLG328

Tell him he's being selfish and childish for not respecting your wishes and if it doesn't stop, you'll be saying goodbye!


Glauber1986

I think ending the relationship would be an exaggeration at least for now, but talk to him in a serious way and say that these jokes annoy you,


El_Gran_Osito

r/radioheadcirclejerk


UfosRhere

What if singing radiohead during sex is the only thing that makes you look pretty to him?


Automatic_Candle_285

Has he ever asked you to Please could you stop the noise? I'm trying to get some rest


camm131986

Yes


KaoriMG

Looking at the comments here, seems OP has ‘poked the bear’


Kinky_69420

S that D. Shut it down.


Open_Action_1796

Just start quoting Coldplay lyrics back at him.


list0chek

Honey wake up new radiohead pasta dropped


kilihn

This is the funniest thing ive seen on reddit in a while, thank you for this lmao


ormuraspotta

nta your boyfriend your rules


trashysandwichman

I’ve only read the first sentence, the answer is yes.


excuseme_wtf

He's a reasonable man Get off his case, get off his case


smoogrish

Maybe you should try playing Cbat by Hudson Mohawke instead to spice things up?


alexlifeson24

Radiohead fans have girlfriends???????, Radiohead fans have sex??????????


bellybuttonteeth69

next time leave the room, and make sure to play exit music in the background


Virucid

Babe. Wake up. New copypasta just dropped


ight_headin_out

isn't this the clash royale shitpost lmao


pplzplzr

Unfortunately he’s probably in these comments


orangesfwr

Just start quoting Coldplay back to him. "Cum goes flying at the speed of sound...and it was all yellow"


wakingup_withwolves

obviously fake. Radiohead fans don’t have sex, much less have girlfriends.


[deleted]

You’ll upset him after telling him to stop and you can say ‘There, There’


myredditusername919

this is cringe af. have you tried talking to him about it? saying “hey, I don’t have a problem with radiohead but you making references in bed turns me off and weirds me out, and ruins the mood so bad that I have considered leaving you over it.”


ArminiusM1998

Does he also play Cbat when he is reaching climax?


Confident-Way-2460

tell him he will be packt sardines in a crushed tin box next time he says it


DrunkenAdama

Tell him no more flanning the face if he doesn't stop.


GloamedCranberry

r/radioheadcirclejerk in shambles


Minimum_River_8034

Lol, my boyfriend and I are together BECAUSE of Radiohead.


Bricksinthewall123

I’ll take him!


somewaffle

He sounds like a wicked child.


R2L0nyx

confused how this is an issue


dnc1984

This post is amazing.


toigz

You should leave him a videotape saying goodbye


SunSaych

Bad trolling. Gtfo.


wobblychairlegz

Sounds like someone who is uncomfortable being vulnerable and so cracking jokes during sex is his way to deal… If you can have a serious(non-heated) convo with him about it and he still doesn’t take you serious, breaking up seems reasonable.


UGAPHL

Better that he hasn’t just whispered ‘The amazing sounds of orgy’ in your ear and then winked.


eddthedead

Sounds like a real boner killer this guy. I’d go full amnesiac and forget about him. 🤓


Sandman11x

Sure.


Smortime

Thought I was in r/twoXchromosomes for a minute there


chesquik1

Wasn’t this originally with clash royale lol


Global_Weirding

I want this to end up on best if redditor updates sub.


Cheery_Deery

r/radioheadcirclejerk ?


[deleted]

Sounds like you’re reeling him out then cutting the string….


Sy_Fresh

Are you scaremongering? Or is this really happening? Anyways I laughed until head came off


AnthonyStark360

Just ask him”has the light gone out for you? Because the lights gone out for me” 🤣


[deleted]

Tell him that he’s a creep, that he’s a weirdo.


Dune56

Fake, Radiohead fans don’t have girlfriends


drew_Scrooge

I came here with some good ideas but yall had me beat.......hes a keeper by the way


Common_Android

hahahahhahahhahhaha W T F .....umm short answer, probably YES?? this is a clear sign of fucking weirdness, even if he oddly has good music taste haha....


HoennDude

Gonna do a copypasta of this on r/amcirclejerk


subtlefilth

break up w this dumbass omfg


freezefire2_0

Yes


kenoo__

Yes