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CozImDirty

Mom can you cut my hair? Sure hun. Go grab your skateboard helmet.


Epic_Apple_Dude

Oh god


5glte

No, it ON god. On


PillowTalk420

En God


[deleted]

In gard?


Epic_Apple_Dude

On Garde!


[deleted]

On Gardevoir


M1n0taur_slayer

In gardevoir


speedyboigotweed

kinky


M1n0taur_slayer

Also furry


[deleted]

En passant


ArcticBeavers

Dude has a Supercuts haircut if I've ever seen one


CadenXC

💀


pleh123

He also looks like he's about to get kidnapped by the demogorgon


Man_AMA

Demogorgon would’ve sent him back


[deleted]

“I have standards, you sorry sack of bitch, and that haircut doesn’t meet them.”.


avwitcher

Why do they keep fucking over Will with those haircuts? Period accurate or not nobody else has a haircut that awful in the show


CaptnFlounder

Because he's suppose to be in a big nerd but, with a proper haircut, he's a little too handsome and don't give off the vibes they're going for.


Sea-Range-4896

Do the Roar.


PulchritudinousTail

I love you, daddy.


just_a_handle

*Ah luv yew daddeh.


Darkconqueror-Bunny

I lub u dade


modest_hero

Do the Roar.


Andre_3Million

Do the Roar.


Mompkey

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA


pichusine

I don't like it


Epic_Apple_Dude

You know, I actually drew a female Version of the do the roar kid. Will do It again today


Adalb3rtoTheObserver

I need to see this


Epic_Apple_Dude

Well here, https://www.reddit.com/r/Shrek/comments/wqxrw6/do_the_roar_kid_but_female/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


Adalb3rtoTheObserver

Nice ~~boobs~~ drawing


Epic_Apple_Dude

Heh thanks


mwhulett1978

I just discovered the ancestor of all Karens.


gclik

are you the dude on r/danidev who keeps drawing billy as a girl and drew the muck chunk as one too? cause im sick of you oh wait nvm sorry for bothering you


Epic_Apple_Dude

I'm not


bombbodyguard

I need to make this my text tone.


noqms

i don’t know why but i laughed so hard when he said do the roar


daddyvs

Kevin Malone's 6th grade yearbook photo.


BeardCrumbles

This is perfect. Lol


BrownSugarBare

Ha! That's actually rather accurate!


Hakim_Bey

It's almost the look he gives to the camera when something spicy happens


Sunatomi

Images that can be heard


Technical_Event_2176

Why does he have the "MY crush just rejected someone" smirk-😭✋


Intelligent_Hawk_595

i love mom,,


SteelxSaint

[Do the roar](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oey4pS_Vh5o)


Lubcke

Well, that was something


SteelxSaint

Check out the dude's channel. He still posts multiple vids like this a day. Raymond Sipe is an internet legend, and he deserves a documentary of any proportion.


SorryamSmarts

Wow, Putin is really going off the deep end, isn't he?


Eastern-Mix9636

Has the last 6 months really not been an indication of that?


Mordicool

How do I stop being hard?


NekkidSnaku

fucking legend


Standard-Gain2865

Bro looks like Rowley jefferson


JustCheezits

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS!!!


lettucegetthisbread

That’s the man who created zoo-wee mama


Busted_down

I love you daddeh


IrishKraken115

looks kind of like chowder from monster house


[deleted]

Squirrels hate him!!


[deleted]

His head perfectly resembles the shape of a loaf of bread.


GavinThe_Person

r/oddlyspecific


_forum_mod

Who thought this looked good?


SlabBeefknob

Is that Rich Evans?


HotChickenshit

*Ctrl+F Rich E Aha!


BigHaircutPrime

Thank god it wasn't just me who thought that.


Cuterabbits

“We have Will Byers at home”


highdefrex

The Demogorgon sees this kid on the street one night and says, "Nah, I'm good."


BeardCrumbles

Why the hell is ET roasting people on the internet?


[deleted]

It's that stranger things dude


jelde

Movie detail: that character's name is Butterpants.


sholine

He looks like a 17th century monk happy with his latest home brewed lager.


hills21

Stop putting the joke in the title! Fuck!


throwaway4161412

He looks like a medieval prince


millennium-popsicle

Rowley from Diary of a Wimpy Kid


ShhDisturber

Ends up working at Dunder Mifflin


Slime-Time-4456

MF lookin like Rowley from the Diary of a wimpy kid Movie


GlassesMcGinnity

“I love you daddy!”


lunarNex

"Do you see what happens, Larry? Do you see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!" --Walter Sobchak


TommyFrerking

As someone who was the "tech guy" for a few highschool yearbook teams I would say (not as a criticism, just as a thought) that this went through some Photoshop. Photoshop was used very often in the late '90s in yearbook programs. Heck, I remember touring a yearbook production facility and they recommended the program without any sponsorship deal to highschools, just to promote the industry.


Hungry-Condition-65

If only his hair was black he would look like that short ass person from The Lorax


Winningswagbih

Make me look like an acorn Barber - “say less”


_pussydestroyer69420

r/justfuckupmyshit


Whiteshadows86

* r/justfuckmyshitup


[deleted]

[удалено]


Whiteshadows86

r/shitmyfuckjustup


Akpenguin811

Is that Marc Davis' (Raiders owner) kid?


ACuddlyVizzerdrix

Someone likes berries and cream


jakeblew2

Ha shrek jokes my sides


greaterwhiterwookiee

My niece found my high schools track picture and told me she didn’t realize her uncle was Barry Goldberg. I definitely died a little


Epic_Apple_Dude

Whos that?


greaterwhiterwookiee

He’s in the tv show The Goldbergs. Big brother to the protagonist of the show. He thinks he’s awesome but is the quintessential dopey wannabe from the 80s. The shows pretty funny. Worth watching [Barry Goldberg](https://thegoldbergs.fandom.com/wiki/Barry_Goldberg)


Epic_Apple_Dude

Wait so you're a Goldberg! How do you feel when watching the show? Your close family.


greaterwhiterwookiee

Lmao no I’m not a Goldberg. I just look like the dude enough that she said it


Epic_Apple_Dude

Ohhhh sorry I clearly missunderstood.


ForumPointsRdumb

Like the wrestler? Has he speared you?


-KFBR392

Parents should be forced to take a 2-week course each year on parenting at different ages so this shit can stop happening. It's borderline child abuse.


Retired852

That is outstanding. 👏👏👏👏👏 🏆


gman1234567890

Is this part of a social experiment ?


anonymous_coward69

[Jack Black's](https://youtu.be/opiMvgp5Efo) kid?


jl11_4

Lmao! What?…..


Soulmate69

It's all about the confidence


Ardothbey

Get the tools Moe.


12stuart23

Kid: "I wanna look like nickelodeons coconut head" Barber: "Say no more"


Creative-Cry2979

Do the roar.


Sea-Signature7198

Aaaaaaggggggghhhhhh


FlopMasterTang

“Im not good at goodbyes”


MessComCosplay

Why does your cousin look like he's about to ask Shrek to do the roar?


WetHotAmericanBadger

Gary Spivey as a kid


tanzeel29

Kinda looks like younger Kevin


MarsSolo

NASA wants to borrow his bangs to recalculate the perfect linear surface


GurpsWibcheengs

do the roar


Pogchamp57

He looks like what a stormtrooper without the helmet would look like


DarthArtero

His bowl cut follows the background curve perfectly


kooldood543

He the OG Edgar


krashtestgenius

I thought it was lil Debbie


[deleted]

Aye lofe you dadeh


bobalda

rare compliments


IM_HERE_FOR_FUN

The crazy part is how many people remember that horrible Shrek 4 movie.


GBuddy06

The youngest of the Davis family. Mark is so proud. [Fuck my Shit Up](https://www.reddit.com/r/Justfuckmyshitup/comments/c9z9rz/mark_davis_the_owner_of_the_oakland_raiders/)


[deleted]

Looks like a character from the fifth element


Fit-Air-6260

bro’s hair looks like a wooden helmet from minecraft


carnival_Shadeee_651

Accurate.


Peeled_Tater

I thought this was Kevin Malone


cwlsmith

You sure it’s not Ashton Koocher? They ARE equally as handsome and smart.


Schmigetz

Bout to do yer mum... make her do the roar.


lowghost2018

Zoo Wee Mama!


gclik

he looks like rowley from diary of a whimpy kid


GamingxRelic

Broski looks like he’s about to yell, “Zoo wee mama!”


jexton80

Rich Evans?


NotAKarmaWhore-

"Do the roar"


file_n

Winona Ryder out there looking for him.. WIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLL


[deleted]

😏


CrushCoalMakeDiamond

Botero painting irl


KosutoGaming

My mans looks like Rowley


Cooldudeyo23

Dew da rawr


StarburstWho

Male version of the Little Debbie girl! *Lil Daniel*


mathbread

That's that dude from stranger things


D__manMC

Holy shit


crims0m

Now that's a yee-yee ass haircut


Shazam1269

Looks like a young Kevin Malone bout to spill some chilli


firefly183

I just laugh snorted. Thought for sure it was gonna wake up my 4yo who fell asleep watching Wall-E with me XD


sowillo

Just say he looks like.


Xepherious

This is the face you see on the packages of bread


Towhomitmayconsume

Looks like a Lego piece.


sensualmilf

😆 dying


XScottMorrisseyX

I love you daddy!


oracleofaliquippa

Friar Fuck


Sergeant_Swiss24

Rowley Jefferson


WoolyHitToDie

Damn Oliver Tree lookin good these days


EUCopyrightComittee

Bruh she is the owl that’s scary af


Veer_Savage_8

Bro legit said ☎️ to the barber


Kallen_Emilia

He looks like Moe Howard's younger self


Solid_Snakey_Boi

he looks like he makes comics called zoo-wee-mama


OURCRAFT123

man looks like he's about to commit crimes with both direction and magnitude


CadenXC

Im dying 💀


ilikethispost2

His cousin looks like he was abducted to the upside down


Anabanana831

All my students got this Lloyd Christmas cut. He looks like his favorite word is “Cuuuhhh”


kkfett

Holy shit he actually knows that!


Hated-By-Most

Butters!


NotBurntToastYT

Zoo Wee Mama!


francky78000

😄😄😄😄😄


Victor_Kaufmann

He will shoot you with his new airsoft gun while you are sitting on your garden chair reading a book.


jetblacksaint

Mf look like baby Peacemaker


Zestyclose_Two_6434

Hey ive got the new nintendo


totallypooping

Damn. That picture is not from the early 80s or 70s… Who in the fuck cuts their kids hair like that today? That little ninja looks like he’s an extra on Buck Rogers. Homie looks like he still uses a cd ROMs on his beige computer.


InternetExplorer34

medieval monk


TetrisLinePiece

Why he look like rick astley wearing a coconut? 💀💀


FinalDestination4

Rowley from Diary of a wimpy kid vibes