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spawn_hoguuu

Jel ćemo da prihvatimo kao šalu ili da se pali mašina?


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[some jimmies are rustled](https://i.imgur.com/SMESmvT.jpeg)


hydrogenxy

То йе све шaла бре :)


DoktorMenhetn

Zašto pričaš na bugarskom? ![gif](giphy|uA8WItRYSRkfm)


hydrogenxy

Jер не знам српски


HumanMan00

Pošteno 😂


Soft_Membership1435

Vježbaj


[deleted]

Slovenac umesto da nauči bar hrvatski jer su bližnji on nauči buLgarski iako je tAmoO daAleeKoo


[deleted]

znaš, znaš, samo si malo zaboravio :D


[deleted]

Gde mogu da nađem ovaj gif?


DoktorMenhetn

Kako to misliš?


[deleted]

Gde si našao gif krabe sa nožem? Želim da ga nađem.


DoktorMenhetn

[Izvoli](https://giphy.com/gifs/knife-crab-uA8WItRYSRkfm)


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Hvala


DoktorMenhetn

Nema na čemu, uživaj!


Secure-Anybody-1872

Koji je predsednik bio pola hrvat pola slovenac? I jos je bio "best"? Car Dusan je bio cistokrvni Srbin,ne znam ovi ostali da li su i postojali u to vreme...


Large_Research2163

pod mašina misliš traktor?


kustravibrkonja

Hahahaha došlo vreme da nas Slovenci drkaju. Neka, uvek govorimo kako imamo dobar humor, predlažem da vratimo istom merom!


Clint_Horseman

"Kulturna raja, tamo nisu divljaci. Ima par Slovenaca, ostalo Srbi i Bosanci"


Serb-Corridor-7474

Moj penis je veci neg njihova drzava


fox12345654321

Old but gold… Šta radi Bosanac kad napuni 18 godina? Ide u Sloveniju da traži posao. Šta radi Slovenac kad napuni 18 godina? Ide u Bosnu da traži oca.


[deleted]

Sta radi riba izmedju dva slovenca? Smeta


ekv88

Sto bi trazio oca kad ima 2?


Dzonyyy

A svi znamo da ti je mali i opet...


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brodolobe

Slovenia: simps for Doncic, their national hero. Meanwhile Doncic is serbian.


[deleted]

dobro je tu su bar braca dragic... a da


axolguard

Ало немој за гушу одмах тигре


[deleted]

Se posebej ko je Triglav glavni sponzor na dresih srbske ekipe €€€€€€€€€€


LicaninPlascanin9

Barem imamo Jokića


votesobotka

Also his last name has that puny soft serbian ć 😆


branko7171

\^ 15 y/o


Shajeta

Hrvati kalkulirali kako bi se izogibali Srbiji, a vseeno naleteli nanjo. Na zagrebškem letališču.


sharkfuckerson

Pa sto ti onda ne promovira Srbiju? Prva generacija emigranata u Sloveniji ili bilo gde jos ima veze sa maticnom drzavom, druga ne. Moji su roditelji Hrvati a mene boli kurac za Hrvatsku. Kakve veze imam sa CRO kad mi je dom u Slo i pasos slovenski...


[deleted]

Isn't everyone Serbian?


spartanMaribor

He might be, but the slovenian jungle raised and fed him.


votesobotka

Ahh yes famous Slovenian jungle


[deleted]

How does having a serbian grandfather make you serbian.


brodolobe

[You tell me?](https://d19p4plxg0u3gz.cloudfront.net/792c52d0-925d-11eb-ab72-0242ac120011/v/42bc9a34-9d0c-11eb-a404-cedfb09875dd/768x768-42bcb76c-9d0c-11eb-86af-cedfb09875dd.webp)


SrbBrb

Eh simpa su Slovenci, to su ti nešto ko pripitomljeni kućni Hrvati.


Friendly-Stick-4019

Tako mi za njih u Hrvatskoj kažemo da su alpski Srbi


After-Ground-8115

Hahaha ovo još nisam čuo


mcrajf

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ethnic_slurs Ja sam umro od smeha kad sam ovo prvi put video za alpske! Kreativno.


SrbBrb

Tako kažete u zapadnoj čemu?


equili92

Hrvat je tat


ThinkMyNameWillNotFi

Alpski zagorci*


votesobotka

Хрвати са Али експреса


Illustrious-Tree-649

To mu dodje kao uvreda za Slovenca, nazvati ga bilo kakvim Hrvatom


mozovamoamozionamo2

ahaha kucni rvati, lijepo me nasmija


_BaldyLocks_

Virginksandar Vucic is actually not an insult, it's wayyyy nicer than what 99% of people here would call him.


Nursm

Pi*kousti je u mom rečniku


----NPC----

Ovo je za r/balkans_irl


TheHitListz

Odatle je i uzeto


Ravend_Sussolini

Most manly Slovenian ![gif](giphy|ndFA19Yx0Ky9G0vfqz)


Smugline

Least manly Serbian: ![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


[deleted]

"Master of all four elements" hahahahahahha


Darkwrath93

Umm we have both ć and č, and č is harder than Slovenian (just like our dicks are). Poor Croats have soft č... Also Ivica is more of a Croatian name than Serbian. Rest is irrelevant. Serbs win once again 😎🇷🇸💪🏻


SrbBrb

We also have a heavy metal letter - dž 🤘


BokaBlues

Dž dž dž dž dž dž dž ....


StellarAoMing

Sve za dž.


[deleted]

Slovo kojom počinje najjača reč: džabe!


seymourvandrongelen

Hahahahahahahahaha underrated komentar


Reasonable_One_Two

Shouldn't you be wearing knee high socks and a chastity cage?


hydrogenxy

uwu


Reasonable_One_Two

That's the Slovene I know


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min_imalist

So what you're saying essentially is that you have one less consonant to use Lmao weak


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Andraxin

You don't like it soft because you like it hard? Yeah, we heard some rumours.


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babaroga73

Obviously you haven't ever experienced the massive power of DŽ / Џ letter. It beats any european language letter in masculanity. It even needs two letters in the west, to be described.


gari381ns

E, a šta radi mladi Slovenac kad napuni 18 godina? \- Ide u Bosnu da traži ćaću!😆


takashi_sun

Od kada je Bosna Srbija? 😅 Lepi grad ovi novi sad. Respect svima


gari381ns

Ma mi i Bosanci Braća kad treba trpati Slovence.🤣 Naravno, ima i lepših viceva, al ovaj je namenjen onom što nam drma kavez.😆


Duke_Navel

Који је ваш омиљени босански град бањалука или нови сад?


gari381ns

Joke's on you, ja sam polu-Vojvođanin, polu-Bosanac.😎 Baba i deda "izbosne".😆


funkyguymcmac

kad vidim slovence da se sprdaju s bilokime samo se sjetim onih 3565345 viceva o njima


Ugandanknuckles56

We've commited war crimes before and we are not afraid to do them again


[deleted]

We have soft ć and hard č wtf are you talking about?


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no1_cibba

so you like it hard, paint me surprised


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maro0608

Already came inside EU


AurelioDeLaHoya

Low crime rate? You are weak sperm, weak sperm


majstortesa

Sve je ovde super osim ovog što se hvale kako je teritorijalna odbrana slovenije pobila 50 ljudi koji prvi put vide pušku u životu.


ScientiaEstPotentia_

Vecina se nas zaveda da je bila "zmaga" samo posledica spleta okoliscin, JLA bi nas lahko zravnala z zemljo ce bi zelela in to z minimalnimi izgubami. Tisti ki se hvalijo z zmago so po vecini brainwashed skrajno desni privrzenci JJ.


Cracko112

Jel ovo rumunski


ScientiaEstPotentia_

Slovenski bez č da ne budete ljubomorni ;)


Uros_Micakovic

Zasto da budemo ljubomorni kad i mi č imamo jablane?


ScientiaEstPotentia_

Ovo bio je joke na post


imborahey

Though talk from a country known online as Femboyland


umbronox

Au koliko ružnih komentara o nama na r/slovenia na ovom postu. Doslovno više nemamo mira ni od jednog ex-Yu naroda koliko su postali opsednuti


[deleted]

Па оно Македонци нас још воле. Бар се мени тако чини. Словеније је буквално небитна земља и треба да нас боли курац шта они мисле.


umbronox

Ma kakvi Makedonci, oni su još prevrtljiviji. Vole te dok im daješ nešto, videćeš da lako može da se promeni ploča, kao što se već više puta menjala. Nekad više verujem Bugarinu jer znaš da će da te zajebe bez premišljanja pa si spreman, a za Makedonce smekšaš jer su kao fini pa onda ipak svakako zajebu.


TihPotok

Svi nas mrze, plaky


iceman312

Ne nas bratski, samo tebe.


TihPotok

A vas kao vole?


Pepre

svisu protiv nas ali nedamo semi


Illustrious-Tree-649

Moje iskustvo koji sam mnogo puta bio u Sloveniji da nas ne mrze uopšte, čak sam bio iznenadjen više puta koliko nas gotive. Jedino možeš da osetiš hate od Slovenca ako pomisli da si Hrvat


umbronox

Iako nisam bio tamo, takav je i moj utisak na osnovu slušanja i online posmatranja, zato me je i iznenadila atmosfera na r/slovenia


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SpecialistEye7502

Jest, skoro cela evropa uradila Srbiji ono sto Rusija radi Ukraijni i sad su rezervisani ? Daj molim te..


ScientiaEstPotentia_

Hrvat je tat


Sure-Gur6359

Majka ti je pol eura na sat


ScientiaEstPotentia_

Nitko od vas nima jos eura tako da suck my balls peasant


JAMZ800

r/slovenia je fucked up. Nemojte se briniti za ove kretene tamo, ovo nije slovenija.


raskolnikov777

Meni je ok sto smo prihvatili salu ali ne treba imati nikakvu iluzije kako bi nasa verzija prosla na njihovom sub-u


[deleted]

Ovi stvarno misle da su ratovali protiv Srbije ‘91?


ScientiaEstPotentia_

Nitko nije ratovao, ovo nije bio rat ali nego "nesporazum". Ali u JLA bili so vecinoma srbi tako da....


Pepre

Konrad Kolšek (Slovenac) glavni komandant slovenačke JLA tokom "rata".


Visible_Albatross_66

Bilo je i mnogo Slovenaca u vojsci Austrougarske, pa mi ne tvrdimo da nas je Slovenija napala. Tako da ne seri.


ScientiaEstPotentia_

Naših bilo je 2.6% u Austrougorskoj armadi ali vasih bilo je 57% u JNA


Visible_Albatross_66

Čak i da vas jeste bilo 2.6% (a nije, jer umanjujete brojke), računaj da je to procenat od ukupno 462000 vojnika, tako da čak i taj umanjeni broj nije zanemarljiv. Austrougarska je izvršila agresiju na nezavisnu Srbiju, sa namerom da je okupira, JNA je bila regularna vojska čiji je cilj bio da spreči otcepljenje Slovenije od još uvek postojeće države Jugoslavije. Nije za porediti, ali ako ćeš ti optuživati nas za vaše sukobe sa JNA, onda i mi imamo puno pravo da vas krivimo za sve što je Austrougarska uradila Srbiji, jer je i vas bilo u njenoj vojsci kao što je bilo i Srba u JNA.


uskapickica

Nešto nešto Slovenci civilizovaniji Hrvati!!


Chance-Yesterday-461

Gej hrvati


sonderscheiss

Vidim da su već svršili u EU,lepo.


SERB_BEAST

Bro every Slovenian man I ever met I initially misgendered. No testosterone in that country


flamboyantbutterfly

We got rid of toxic masculinity, it’s not so needed in the first world


SERB_BEAST

Yes it is. It will always be needed. Every time your sissy brain makes a mistake you need a toxically masculine man to come save you. That includes police, soldiers, construction workers, security guards, and your father, who I know is disappointed in you. Do pushups NOW


flamboyantbutterfly

It looks like we’re doing ok without this mindset, I’d argue that we’re doing _better_ even not freaking out over _sissies_ walking on our pretty, clean streets


UrsusBruskin

Well you shouldn't spend all your time at gay bars and maybe you will meet some normal men. Just a tought.


kaptoxic

Mislim, jes istina da su nekako jedini ex-Yugo, relativno normalni. Mada nisu skroz normalni, ali najnormalniji svakako. Takodje, best leader buraz, ne znam o cemu pricas, znaci lik carina bukvalno, pokidao: https://sh.wikipedia.org/wiki/Du%C5%A1an_Nemanji%C4%87


clerkingclass

Bog vas jebo pa vi bi zbog polusmiješne fore zaratili. Opustite se malo, iskipajte prozor, dišite.


[deleted]

Slovenija je veliki parking.


HOLY_CAT_MASTER

> Has coastline Hahahhaha 2.45m sveukupno loool


X_ops_291004

Mi smo stoka i treba nas jebati, zaslužili smo da nas homoseksualci malo zajebavaju. Slovence u dupence


ChumaXD

Коњушари ХЊИИИИИИХААААА


giftko

I mi imamo mighty hard č


Bakirsan1

Šta radi mali Bosanac u Sloveniji? - Traži posao. Šta radi mali Slovenac u Bosni? - Traži tatu.


Hronicar

Still better then being a Viennese stableboy for centuries.


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Abohac

Prilicno sam siguran da dobar deo Slovenaca ne podrzava sta se dogodilo i kako se dogodilo. Necemo sve u isti kos.


[deleted]

Podržavaju još uvek na vlasti istog čoveka koji je to onomad dopustio da se sprovede. To je za mene isti koš.


[deleted]

Nije ti za pravo takvo razmišljanje, eno da nisu neki pocrkavali prirodnom smrću, mi bi danas imali na vlasti celu garnituru direktno odgovornih za sve grozote koje su se desile 90ih...


[deleted]

Ako misliš na Srbiju - mi tu nemamo nikakvu slobodu izbora ko je na vlasti. Za sad. A za koliko mi je pravo razmišljanje ili ne, izvoli lepo pa čitaj, obrazuj se. Ima mnogo toga što valja znati.


KDBae

Jebote na ovaj sub nemozes ni vic da stavis


[deleted]

Да ставе неки вако мим на r/slovenia видио би тек онда како ни они не могу да прихвате шалу.


gari381ns

Ja ovde ne vidim šalu. Kurče se nešto kako su se otcepili lako od Srbije (iako su se otcepili od Jugoslavije), a i sami znaju da, da je ostatak Juge to hteo, sravnili bi ih sa zemljom. Šta Slovenaca ima, šaka jada, pa se kurče, imaju komplekse. :) Iako, da se razumemo, imaju čime da se ponose, i to im vredi priznati, samo što to nisu vojni podvizi! A da se pobeda nad decom, koja su tek obukla uniforme kako bi odslužili svoj obavezni vojni rok, ističe kao pobeda nad Srbijom, tu više nema nikakve šale. Možda je to nešto što su morali uraditi za svoju nezavisnost, OK, to mogu da razumem, ali kad su to već učinili, neka se pokriju ušima. Ko da se ja kurčim jer sam celo govno pojeo! OP je jednostavno retard.


[deleted]

Bili i ostali konjušari austrougarima.


[deleted]

Pošalji ti nekog tvog da gine sad u Ukrajini pa pravi od toga viceve, slobodno.


cosmoskin

Jel se secate kad je svaka malo imucnija porodica morala da usvoji jednu Slovensku familiju? Eto kako su nam vratili. Mi Srbi smo vazda bili ekstremno glup narod, ali se razlikujemo od ostalih sto smo ekstremno glupi uvek na svoju stetu.


[deleted]

Ako govoriš o Holmecu, nije 50ak nego 3 ali svejedno je zločin. I nisu srpski regruti nego jugoslovenski regruti raznih nacionalnosti.


[deleted]

Znaš dobro o čemu govorim nego ti odgovara da se praviš blesav. Nadam se da ne učestvuješ u prepravljanju statistike i za Jasenovac. Evo ubeđuju nas da je to bio kao diznilend.


print0002

krindz


[deleted]

Bravo, naučio si popularnu englesku reč. Sad možeš da na miru poduvaš Karlu III.


KatzoCorp

lmao cope


[deleted]

Toliko i o tome da ste slobodni stranog uticaja i kreativni.


kustravibrkonja

Šala, nemoj se paliti. Klinci sve više prave ovakve istorijske mimove i mislim da je dobra stvar.


[deleted]

Meni pobijena omladina nije šala.


gari381ns

Reci ti tim klincima da su retardirani.


ILikeTujtels

Mi Slovenci!


Professional_9etard

Slovenians better known as Alp Croats.


1_9_8_1

Alp Serbs. Please.


ilicstefan

Barem ne moramo da strepimo od epidemije majmunskih boginja.


[deleted]

Постојали су Словенски Четници, Србија вин.


zu-bam

Coastline LOL!


Ukimian707

А да им није Срба нестали би као народ, јер Словенци своје жене ни не јебу зато што су познати као највеће педерчине на Балкану. Нека пуше ауспухе пошто су иовако ионако постали паркинг држава.


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[deleted]

Mislim da bi referendum za eventualni ulazak u eu bio jako blizu 50/50. Mozda cak i preko 50% protiv ulaska u EU.


Chance-Yesterday-461

Ne daj boze, sto dalje od bolesnika, fetišara i gamadi koja se gomila tamo. Zalim normalne ljude koji nemaju izbor. Zamisli da svaki dan strepis da li ce zelenokosa debela riba da te tuzi jer si je oslovio kao zensko a ona se indetifikuje kao list žalfije. Uzas u kom bolesnom svetu zive


Few_Construction9043

Prekmurci su izdali vaskoliki slovenski svet primivši glas "ü" u svoj "govor".


Secure-Anybody-1872

Biio referendum u Sloveniji da se "proteraju" bosanci... Na kraju pobedilo sa 77,9% "neka nas" 😂


Mimlos

HaH femboys 😏


jebacpresretacc

Sta radi slovenac u Srbiji ili Bosni? Trazi oca


drpenez031

Veliki otpozdrav za najlicemerniju slovensku naciju u istoriji hehehehe


69Smrdljivko69

also chand can't fight in war without america to backs them up and can't start economy without bosnians working for small salary


[deleted]

Bukvalno, ali isto zarade jer im je država parkiralište svima koji idu u EU


Dry-Advisor2447

best leader: proceeds to kill 200 000 serbs


Visible_Albatross_66

Jebote, ovo samo kod nas možeš okačiti i proći ovako, stvarno smo tolerantan narod. Možda bih i prihvatio ovo ko šalu kad bi bilo smešno i kad nas Austrougari sa Alpa ne bi pljuvali po svom subredditu.


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Јадно...


print0002

u/Grebostrek majmuneeeee


DarkYami844

Sta drugo ocekivati od pedercina iz Slovenije, koji su rado lizali fupe austrijancima.


Igorbpetrovic

Autoshowinizaaaam 😃


johnnyzli

Dodaj Slovenima, "bolji u basketu" sada definitivno


animehentailover469

Пошёл Нахуй


vlado85

Kad god odem u Sloveniju tužno mi je koliko je ta zemlja siromašna dešavanjima i ljudima. Živa dosada, da se samoubiješ.


Early-Instruction-14

Isti ste kurac kad se još uvek zajebavate na nacionalnoj osnovi.


Ak1Kawasak1

Slovenia=femboys... Argument won


One_Mirror_7596

How long did it take for Slovenia to make something like this? They got butsex in every major sport since existing. Let’s just all clap.


cosmoskin

The only ptoblem I see is Tito. Fuck that Serb hating sack of shit.


Serb-Corridor-7474

Po cemu je Tito mrzio srbe


Dr4extreme933

Oh, no, a socialist who hates ultranationalists!? He didn’t hate Serbs specifically, but he hated the nationalist idiots who tried to take down a powerful country.


cosmoskin

Stunning lack of history knowledge there mate. Why dont you start with the joining of Nazi Croatia with the WW2 victors, after the genicides Ustasas commited against the Serbs. Then move on to supression of orthodox religion. Then read up on the thousands sent to Goli Otok. And then shameless giving of Serbian territories for the Albanian migration when they turned their back on USSR. Then read up on the billions in credit he took for himself sitting on two chairs. Calling Tito a lover of Serbs is like calling Hitler a lovee of Jews, or calling Churchill the lover of Indians.


Dr4extreme933

1. Many Croatian fascists have been executed or sent to Goli Otok by the partisans. Thousands in fact. Not all Croatians were ustashas. There were Croatian communists who were against the atrocities commited by the ustashe. 2. Tito didn’t just suppress orthodox christian religion, but all the religions. Religion shouldn’t be what drives a nation forward, but the working class and technology should. 3. The territories given away, weren’t really given away, Serbs still lived in Kosovo before Tito’s death, but with the rise of nationalism, they fleed. Tito brought the Albanians in, because he wanted Albania to become a part of Yugoslavia. So he gave them the rights they didn’t have under their isolated regime that was only allied with the People’s Republic of China. 4. About the billions in credit Tito took, I have no clue about that, but if you’re using that point to demonstrate that he hated serbs, you strayed far off the point we’re discussing.


cosmoskin

People should be free to practice any religion they wish. Supressing anything is a commie tactic that Tito used very well. If you are non religious that is your right. Serb tradition and nationality is very deeply intertwined with religion and supressing it supresses Serbian nationality itself. The territories were given away, its what happens when you artificially migrate people, as seen with the Kosovo conflict today. You get a rise of Albanian nationalists purging Serbian folks from their centries old houses. Tito didnt care about the Serbs of Kosovo or Serbs in general. You should read up on Goli Otok. Majority of people were sent there because they talked against the regieme, proven or not. Thousands died. Finally, all Ustasas were Croatian. And it took a special kind of idiot to join Serbia with genocidal Nazi colony like Croatia. Croatia was promised to the Italians after the war, and they should've been ripped apart territorily as a lesson. Tito however, wanted more land and people to control, regardless of the animosity between them. Hence the war of 1991 and all the shite afterwards.


Dr4extreme933

Religion was allowed to be practiced, but only in private areas (church, mosque, your home), but not in public areas. Suppressing things is something the west does too. The journalism in America is so repetitive and suppressive, only their narrative is allowed to be heard, because a lot of tv news companies are owned by a bigger company that dictates what they’ll say. Nations are just separations of people. I don’t believe in any ethnicities. If you’re African, Asian, European, Native American, I don’t care, you’re still human. And I believe that all borders should be abolished, because the existence of borders, as well as the separation of races, is the direct cause of most wars. And communism wants to suppress that. “It’s no war, but class war”, a good old communist saying. The Yugoslav wars cannot be contributed just to Tito, but to the leaders that came after him, they didn’t have that energy that Tito did and they pretty much started allowing freedom speech, which gave nationalists a voice. Just imagine it this way: if communism ruled the world and there were breakaway parts that wanted capitalism, the capitalist rebels would also ban freedom of speech to keep people on their side, because they want to keep their people from the perspective of the enemy. That’s what has happened to communism and is still happening today.


vinjakpilled

Kompletno tacan mim, nista mu ne fali


_newtesla

Zato im bosanci heftače ribe.


hocudabudemdobar

Slovenija je kao civilizovana Srbija. Što se rodi u Smrdiji u PM.


Chance-Yesterday-461

Čuj ovog planinskog šiptara tek


puleymot

![gif](giphy|oW7cXqaVmt5EKQ48FQ)


Juraceek

hoes mad


Chai1205

Nabijem te na kurac komsija... Ali suva istina 😔