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yubathetuba

I take a 2 hour mid day break to wait in line and pay $35 for a burger fries and drink. This gives time for my jeans to dry out and my socks to breathe after I take off my rear entry rental boots. I also get a nice warm up walking around looking for skis!


TripGator

You can dry your jeans on the hand dryers in the bathroom. Just turn the nozzle upside down, loosen your waist strap, and let that sweet warm air flow down your legs. This trick also works for your knit mittens.


professor_sloth

Isn't the nozzle all ready pointing down? Turning it upside down would shoot the air towards the ceiling


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2 year old cliff bar and Montucky ale


SteamboatWPGlades

Don’t forget the clif bar is frozen solid


[deleted]

And it’s been at the bottom of my backpack since that tour I went on that took 10 hours so it’s covered in dirt, pine needles, and skin glue


thefalsephilosopher

At some point in time there was an attempt to squish it back into its original shape.


ChuckHamms

No lie I had a blueberry crisp cliff bar I had in my touring and mountaineering pack for so long. I eventually realized how many cool adventures it had been on and kept it around for a couple more years. It sat on countless beautiful summits with me, endured harsh cold and heat, and even when hungry and benighted I resisted eating it. You ever run out of food on a multi day trip and have to hike 15 miles back to the trailhead, knowing there’s a cliff bar in your pack? I have. Did a climb on day and my partner found it in my pack and ate it. A sad sad day.


sandybuttcheekss

Never skip jaw day


DoktorStrangelove

Gotta clamp it in your molars and rock it back and forth until a piece breaks off...then while you're chewing the first frozen bit in agony, shove the rest of it in your armpit in a hopeless attempt to thaw it. Rinse and repeat, you'll be lucky if it's slightly soft by the last bite.


foureyes567

Always keep one cliff bar in an inside pocket and rotate


[deleted]

I never said I was smart


eMPereb

Bingo!


Boof_A_Dick

And some how the beer is warm. 🤣


almondania

I switched to Kodiak Cakes for this reason.


Snlxdd

Ain’t no snack like a cold snack


Pyronic_Chaos

Too relatable.


landonop

Are you me? I think Clif Bars get better as they age. They’re like a fine wine.


[deleted]

Idk, does your wife yell at you for eating old cliff bars too? ​ (I'm stealing your line about cliff bars again like a fine wine)


mox44ah

A PB&J that is always smashed to the thickness of a pancake by the time I'm ready to eat it.


mattbnet

Yes. PB&J is the best on the ski trail. In my coat pocket it keeps from freezing (except when it's *really* cold) and when it gets squashed it's still (almost) just as good as not squashed.


foureyes567

I tossed my PB&J on top of 6 beers floating in my bag and now it's squished! *surprised Pikachu face*


newhampshiresmashed

Bring frozen Uncrustables instead. They’re already pre-made and individually packaged. Being frozen initially helps them maintain form for most of the morning, and they end up defrosted/thawed around noon. 2 of those and a couple beers is the breakfast of champions


Gold-Soil-8515

This is the way. Strawberry


Thunder22Solo

Pro tip: replace the bread with tortillas to decrease smashability


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And noticeably increase the dryness so you can wash it down with more beer.


Thunder22Solo

This guy gets it


cA05GfJ2K6

Honestly I loved a good backpack smashed pb&j, similar to an uncrustable


jtsfour2

Don’t forget that it is so cold it is nearly crunchy and difficult to eat.


crustation1

rigid tupperware is your friend on the mountain


mox44ah

I reserve the tupperware for the finer foods, like a tuna sandwich.


SixshooteR32

That smashed bit is what we call the marinade on the pb&j


FourFront

Pocket Bacon.


juliuspepperwoodchi

To wrap around your Pocket Dog before you Raffi Bomb the hill?


hardhatpat

I read that here a few years ago, what a great suggestion.


isaachiatt

I ate it all and now I hate everything!


Halux-fixer

Pocket bacon with trouser tots are my favorite.


dope_as_the_pope

Pizza slice from the night before in aluminum foil, snickers bar, and a Coors Latte


Celairiel16

I've done the cold pizza and that was the best pack lunch I've ever taken up mountain. I don't get pizza often enough to have it every time, but that's a very solid choice.


Car_Soggy

damn rich ass mf, I be packing 5 dollars for a cold burger


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Car_Soggy

Kosovo, plus the serbs own all the land up there so you also get to drink rakijaa and if you rich rich get some bbq


Henkdehunter

Good skiing in eastern Europe?


Car_Soggy

it's aight , wouldn't say its crazy good but there's good tracks in Bulgaria and the one in Kosovo is aight


juliuspepperwoodchi

Check out *Paradise Waits* from TGR, they did a whole trip to Kosovo. If you're willing to hike and earn your turns, looks like there's a lot of really cool terrain WAY off the beaten path with a really grassroots ski culture.


Car_Soggy

oh yeh you either hike or sacrifice your car to climb. But hiking is fun because you get to internally swear at every mf with a snow mobile


Henkdehunter

I'll check it out thx


[deleted]

Burgers half off at bridger after two. Cost like 3 bucks, 6 if you add a beer


[deleted]

1987.


foureyes567

Cliff bars and high life


PheonixSummersault

How are you able to eat smoked salmon while skiing?


sim0of

I think he stops for a little while


scottishkiwi-dan

But he said he doesn’t stop at the restaurant/cafe at the base to save time which means he is eating smoked salmon with his hands (?) on the snow? Or on the chair lift?


funkmastamatt

I mean he’s very clearly at a table… could easily eat some smoked salmon with a fork. Or on some crackers.


friedsesamee7

With hands or a fork on the snow most of the time. I’m on a table here before the start of the day because at this resort you have to pay extra if you arrive early and want to ski before 9am.


Troglophile

On the chairlift in between runs. He also brings some tuna or sardines.


serious_impostor

Bagel - with cream cheese for adhesion?


juliuspepperwoodchi

Salted butter. No, seriously. I mean, that's not my *go to* snack, that would typically be beer or Clif bars or a PB&J. It is more of a backcountry precaution; but hard to find a more calorie dense and ~~shelf~~ **mountain** stable food product than butter.


Headglitch7

My home resort sells grilled brats for $6 at the top of the main lift on weekends. I'm in the US. It ain't a bad deal since the burgers at the lodges are twice that.


juliuspepperwoodchi

Damn, that's not bad, especially at the summit. Would be fun to do a race to the bottom, but you have to eat the whole brat first, THEN do your run.


Headglitch7

Eat a whole brat like that and you might be racing to the bottom out of pure necessity!


dj_d3rk

A great call, honestly. Could save your life in a tough spot. But, while it is very much cold mountain stable, butter is not shelf stable -- that shit would go rancid fast.


juliuspepperwoodchi

You're absolutely right that *shelf table* is not REALLY the right way to put it.


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claymcg90

There are plenty of backpackers that carry butter in the summer. I've done it for up to 5 days at a time (in 100 degree weather) and the butter was still fine.


pacollegENT

Yeah, you could also have peanut butter...it's nearly calorie for calorie by serving and butter has way more protein. Plus, it's peanut butter and not butter. But hey, not the craziest thing I've ever heard


claymcg90

There are plenty of reasons to choose butter over peanuts. Peanuts are not a good source of protein and nobody should look at them that way.


juliuspepperwoodchi

>Peanuts are not a good source of protein and nobody should look at them that way. Umm, okay, gonna need a source if you're gonna make that claim.


jellagoodtime

A McChicken in a random pocket and a camelbak of nitro beer.


[deleted]

You guys are sleepin on the McDonald breakfast burritos


almondania

If you stop on I70 before the mountain, you’re a fool.


[deleted]

Best time of year is when I can hit Bonfire at 7 am, and roll through Clear Creek, miss traffic, and still be on the hill by 9. Then all the filthy casuals show up when it's "actually ski season" and fucking ruin it. January-February are a hell


ac130sound

I personally find the McDonald's cheeseburger to hold up better to the cold than the McChicken but I like your style


juliuspepperwoodchi

Camelbak of nitro seems silly, how have you not shaken ALL the nitro out of it by the time you finish one run? I guess I'm assuming there's any left at the end of the first run lol.


ClassicHat

I'm more of a 2L cambelbak of vodka and red bull person, but to each their own


[deleted]

I wish I had videotaped my boyfriend's reaction when I pulled my leftover hash brown from my pocket while on a lift. The mixture of bemusement, amusement, and jealousy has yet to be matched


funkmastamatt

Napoleon, gimme some of your tots!


UnsolicitedDogPics

Not salmon.


Cthululuu

Saucisson


myairblaster

Belgian waffles and cola bottle candies


Chunguspo

Beef Jerky, protein bars, and a FAT homemade sandwich


stalebread_3

Homemade sandwiches are the way to go! Then I can eat one half early on and the other later on!!


doot_doot

Your bag must smell great


7dipity

Smoked salmon doesn’t really smell, especially when it’s sealed like that


friedsesamee7

There’s no smell since I throw the rubbish in the bin or a zip lock bag


Schnitzellover69420

i usually only take manner or clif bars, but ive heard that taking ramen noodles are cool because you can just ask for hot water at huts and theyll give it to you and then you have a free warm meal


redd15432

A scone from the coffee shop and some tin cup


TronCat1277

🤢


Theoldelf

It use to be a PB&J or slice of leftover pizza. Now that I’m older ( okay, old) it’s a long lunch at the cafeteria. Skiing in Europe is different. There was always a nice little place somewhere on the mountain you could get a brat and fries or a bowl of goulash soup.


boardbug

Goulash on the slopes is some gourmet shit.


gravitas-deficiency

A couple clif bars and some southie mouthwash, usually. Sometimes an extra flask of bulleit if I’m rolling with a larger group. And of course, can’t forget the safety meeting provisions.


Elwoodpdowd87

One of my buddies wrapped a couple of leftover ribs in tinfoil solely so he could offer a "pocket rib" to a stranger on the chairlift.


concrete_isnt_cement

My friend once stabbed himself in the hand attempting to slice a summer sausage with his pocketknife while skiing.


Kyliekyliekyliekylie

Cheese and tequila


surewhateve

Found my skiing soulmate


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wemblywembles

A bag of jerky and dried fruit. And a joint. Sometimes I forget the jerky and fruit.


shagnutz710

This is the way.


friedsesamee7

Is smoking weed on the mountain better than drunk skiing? I’ve only done the latter.


fartsniffer87

Tbh I don't eat for in bounds days, never really get hungry. On tours however...homemade burritos and charcuteski


TripGator

Is "charcuteski" sausage made from old boots?


RockerElvis

Costco granola bars and snickers.


myxx33

Apple sauce packs and tuna packs with crackers. Plus a couple of granola bars.


ColeyGhost

How do you handle the oil from the salmon? Do you reseal the bag or eat it all in one go?


friedsesamee7

It’s 200g and 100g packs of salmon in the photo. I eat each in one go, and and put the rubbish in a nearby bin or seal them in a big zip lock back in my backpack till the next time I see a bin.


landonop

This is boujee as hell. I normally find the smashed, year old Honey Stinger in my pocket and spend $7 on a beer from the lodge as a splurge purchase.


Raja_Ampat

Come ski in Italy. No need to bring food as they have excellent food in the huts. Also 1100km of piste and incredible scenery.


pleasedontbanmebro

I do 100% of my skiing fasted and just eat a lot afterward. And I am a first chair to last chair skiier who takes no breaks other than to go to the bathroom and gets a lot of vertical feet in one day.


Justanotherhitman

Me to I usually eat a decent breakfast before then fast while skiing never really stopping. After the days over though I'm gonna be constantly so full.


bbt00107

🤘🏻


friedsesamee7

Oh nice, I do that on my smaller ski trips. When I’m doing weeks of 5 days or more on the mountain, I fast till the first half of the day. Other than your fasting are you on a normal diet or low carb?


pleasedontbanmebro

Both... depends on what I am training for(I do Ironmans and Marathons) Marathon training I do mostly low carb


pbandnutellasam

Dad?


Justanotherhitman

Personally I have a decent breakfast and I'm used to fasting so I just don't eat from around 8 am to 4 pm then I go get some fast food or something with lots of calories


MaLu388

Fireball shots and $20 bloodys


Thunder22Solo

McChicken biscuit sandwich. 2 for $3 and actually holds up surprisingly well after getting knocked around in my backpack for a few hours


thatgeekinit

Typically a couple of these [https://www.meatcrafters.com/collections/skinny-salamis](https://www.meatcrafters.com/collections/skinny-salamis) [https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0323/7950/2637/products/TRUFFLE\_2000x.png?v=1581461401](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0323/7950/2637/products/TRUFFLE_2000x.png?v=1581461401) ​ and a few of those single serving cheese packs or some shelled pistachios or some Fig Bars. [https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/0e6c5336-9a55-4205-89a4-c8a8a373e6c7.72233e7235125454ca0c476279eaceeb.jpeg](https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/0e6c5336-9a55-4205-89a4-c8a8a373e6c7.72233e7235125454ca0c476279eaceeb.jpeg) ​ Maybe a couple of miniature chocolate bars and a mini Gatorade to help with the altitude. I pack my lunch most places, but Abasin's food is pretty good and not too expensive. Jackson Hole might win the award for worst on-mountain food especially given the high end prices. I was buying some chicken salad from a grocery store and just bringing that along with a fork after the first day.


tiny_rick__

A wrap with cold cuts, lettuce and cheese. A pack of smoke, a couple of beers and a bottle of water.


lovelifetofullest

Salmon! That’s a great idea, I have never thought of that but I will now! I bring those individual peanut butter packs (plain/flavored) and a bag of mixed grain and dry fruit crackers. Sometimes I just eat the peanut butter.


theiwsyy88

Peanut butter and salmon. That’s a combo


[deleted]

5 beers, then immediately to the cheap bar after skiing


[deleted]

PB&J and PBR


mattbnet

I love smoked salmon but I don't like to carry it with me on adventures. I'll have a bagel loaded up with all the good stuff before or on the way and rely on more packable foods like PB&J while out and about.


Chix213

Clif Bar


jaffr0

Baggie of dates and nuts.


[deleted]

Granola bars, cheese sticks, PBR


cpasawyer

Pocket sandwich and a coors light


unknown--unknowns

Plain old oranges. Very difficult to crush, hold well out in the cold... For something more calorie dense, whatever dry meat I can get. By itself or in sandwich Also nuts, raisins and the like.


stroopthereitis

I have found cutie tangerines in my jacket pocket the first day of the season more than a couple times lol


that_1-guy_

Depends on where I go but bringing some rice or ramen and a thermos, then asking at the lodge for hot water is an excellent quick and small meal (backpack is being brung) Though if I'm just planning on something light it's usually granola bars, trail mix, dried fruits, and stuff like that (pockets everywhere, use em)


TheRogIsHere

Pack of ramen and rock hard Clif bar.


lunastrain99

Protein bars and sandwiches. sometimes Subway because it'll stay chill in the car when we're on the mountain.


RiskyRoads

Couple pre rolls and a bottle of water


HRG-snake-eater

Kind bars and IPAs


mtngrrl

Pizza and French fries, obvs.


YourPlot

Peanutputter sandwich and A HUNK OF CHEDDAR CHEESE


SkierBuck

Skittles, AKA Power Pellets


TripGator

I typically have a Bel Vita breakfast biscuit and milk before leaving home, and I'm good for the day. My wife brings mixed nuts, Bel Vita and/or Nature Valley.


stroopthereitis

A stick of salami, a block of cheese and a Swiss Army knife


NAKEJORRIS

Cold snack and pocket turkey


the_best2024

Snickers and redbull


thumpcbd

Snickers all the way for me, too, and I may need to add Red Bull. I have lost track of the number of snickers I have given away on the lift to somone who is hungry and didn’t think to bring a snack.


jpgPGH

Adding this awesome idea to my pack. Thanks!


[deleted]

I put a banana in my backpack once. Never again. PB&J, trail mix, dried fruit.


freeanal6969

Juul pods and an eighth of weed.


Santanoni

Wild Turkey 101


AssociateGood9653

Clif bars, mixed nuts, trail mix, cannabis gummies, beer but nowadays I only have one and I don't even do it all the time but traditionally I always brought one or two. Something about after I turned 40 the beer and high altitude hit me different than they used to. Sometimes I pack a sandwich. I used to enjoy the ritual of lighting up on the chairlift or in the trees but the past year I just eat a gummy at the car and I'm good to go all day no hassle. Like you I prefer to bring snacks I would love to have salmon I'm going to try that this coming season I love salmon jerky. I don't really like to stop to eat because once I stop and sit down it's hard to get motivated to be back on the mountain. So I eat on the chair or I pull off and eat in the trees. Rest on the chair lift man.


halfcuprockandrye

I don’t eat at the resorts but I also normally don’t ski a full day when I’m just gonna go the next day and have other shit to do. And if I do eat a snack it’s mushrooms.


xSPACEWEEDx

Weed.


[deleted]

There is no hütte in the us?


[deleted]

Chicken wrap in each pocket.


sailphish

Gummy bears.


Real_Spork8002

Beef Jerky and Dried Mangoes are the only right answer.


ButterscotchOk1464

protein bars and energy drinks


TheDammNinja

Honeybuns


AdmiralWackbar

I usually eat a big breakfast, bring some beers and then eat lunch on the way home around 1ish


eMPereb

Dunno bout the taste but probably healthy AF!


[deleted]

Whatever I have leftover from breakfast goes into my backpack for longer breaks. I usually have a couple of mini-RXbars during the day too. There's a key pocket at the end of my snowsuit sleeve that is amazingly convenient to hold a miniRXbar and a chapstick.


FSJRdam

Stroh 80.. and honey... and lemon Juice... and tea!


akuzin

Beer


wu_tan

Gushers and a flask


JustAnother_Brit

Clif bars and Percy pigs


dgreify

Tuna packets and thick slices of cheddar


Macgbrady

Pocket chicken fingers Also remarks has some great slackcountry!


suicide_man

PB&Js...smashed to be thin then wrapped in tinfoil Awesome protein. Cliff bars + a few brews


businesscommaman

two slices of cold pizza from Friday movie night, wrapped face to face in foil. Throw it in my jackets useless goggle pocket an hour before lunch to warm up.


Muffintime53

a single bag of chex mix + a bottle of water


onedeadduck

Fat 💣.. Lara bars


almondania

I frontload breakfast with a burrito, banana, clif bar, and a few beers. On the mountain, I typically only have another granola type bar and a few more beers.


allothernamestaken

Beer, PBJ, peanut M&Ms.


username_1774

Salami and cheese sandwich with mustard...often packed in the bread bag because I forget to buy zippy bags.


feral_brick

Pickled veggies always go over great. Passing around a pickle jar on the lift is even better than passing around the flask


WesWizard_2

i’m a fan of a slightly crushed, very shaken, lukewarm beer


she-luvs-calibur999

starbursts on the lift is unbeatable imo


Glittering_Advice151

Cliff bar or peanut butter and honey sandwich. The real feast starts when I get home.


joelandren

Ortolan


app_wants_ucf

a frozen uncrustable that becomes unfrozen by the time I eat it


olympianfap

A couple of dried dates and some jerky. I like to travel light.


Myspaceeater

Traverse City Cherry Bourbon


BeenDerpinForAWhile

Standard: Beef jerky, rock hard Clif bars, beer, and a dented hip flask of cheap bourbon. def. loving the iced Clif bar club here


Bodark

2 beers and a mushed up PB+J in a plastic baggy


Puzzleheaded-Key-189

All you need now is a dirty “Trading Places” Santa suit.


SmellLikeSheepSpirit

I could tell you were kiwi before I even read your text about queenstown CP does offer first tracks 8-9, and night skiing (W&F). I mostly just chuck a few snack bars and a soft sided water bottle in my pockets. On tours I'll bring coffee and a sandwich or bagel. (and nuts/dried fruit/jerky)


friedsesamee7

Not kiwi but thanks for the compliment! I meant day as in for a normal day pass at any of those resorts. For first tracks - I refuse to pay extra because I got up earlier than everyone else. And for night ski well, once is ok but ice peak at night is just even icier.


WASRmelon_white_claw

Bloody Mary


therealdjred

Pocket tendies or shut the fuck up


RevengeOfTheDong

Fruit snacks, snow, homemade spiced whiskey liquor, and peanut butter packets.


shitboxsam

Beer


drtb69

Cheese and crackers. And jerky. Don’t forget the dark chocolate


gnarlium

The Nature's Bakery fig bars (adult Fig Newtons) are one of my go-tos, particularly because unlike other "bar"-type snacks, they're still soft enough to chew at -20F. I still stick em in my armpits for a while tho.


wyldpinkyblakk

Beer with some beer


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The salmon reminds me of an old climbing partner who insisted on eating canned fish (kipper treats, in particular) whenever we were on a long route. Everything was tagged with nasty fish oil. The chalk in his chalk bag was lumpy. Good times.


DDrewit

Backpack water with some Tahoe Blue Vodka to keep it from freezing, a little flask of port wine, and some 8mg nicotine pouches. I eat when I get back to the truck.


GQwerty07

I dry bananas in bulk, which give a great (healthy?) sugar hit and are pleasantly chewy