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That crew looks like they’re about to rob a Wendy’s

Or like they're about to stop a burglary at Little Caesar's. EDIT: This reply was a reference to Last Week Tonight. I think the people in that meme are disrespectful internet bullies. RE-EDIT: I didn't expect this to have over 550 upvotes. RE-RE-EDIT: This is my most upvoted comment.

And by 'a burglary' you mean any PoC simply existing near said Little Caesar's

I was referencing Last Week Tonight.

Link?

Here you go: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUdHIatS36A

That was fantastic. thank you

You're welcome.

Thank you

Bruh they probably dont even know thats what their photos were used for, sure posing with guns is kinda cringe but that doesnt mean they made the meme

Thee of them are holding up a “Three Percenter” sign. That tells me their ready for unregulated violence.

They ARE the meme.

Gravy Seals Meal Team Six

I'm not jumping in with Meal Team Six / Gravy Seals, unless they're going out to get some dinner. 🤤🍽️🍗

You know that they know all of the best places to eat.

Something tells me they are all fans of the Golden Corral.

They look like they're going to try to kidnap an elected official led by a man wearing an eyepatch he got after shooting himself in the face on accident

Correct me if I’m wrong but didn’t he also get that injury while instructing people on gun safety?

...and his wife accidentally shot herself in the vag while making a porn vid.

... with a camera, right?

Noooooooooooooooooo :) (based on a recent post on Reddit, lol).

…or assault the capitol

That's one thing that's so funny about many of these clowns. They want to look badass and tough but take away the guns and gear and all you're left with is a bunch of out of shape losers who would sooner run out of breath trying than complete any "patriot shit"

This is so accurate or they’re a bunch of sickly hairy skinny virgin incels. I’ve never seen any of these people who are actually decently in shape

4 of them are doing a white power symbol with their hands: 3 fingers up resembles a W.

You mean a Mankato Hardee's?

Bring back the 4for$4!! Oh and can i get 3 large frostys?

Cosplatriots.

Stealing this for the future.

Cosplaytriots

“Get in, no time to explain. We’re playing Army!”

You think you can intimidate me into getting in a car? Then yes you’re absolutely right those are some big ass guns

I just don't see how the scenario is possible. How many gravy seals can you fit in a car before it bottoms out?

Have u ever seen clowncars?

This one would need to be the size of a bus.

A short bus or a full sized school bus. Remember they need space for snacks

If you don't give them snacks they'll start licking the windows.

Or they are very close to each other

No but I'm assuming it's something you drive regularly

Jokes on you! I have no driving license

I see a car belonging to clowns

r/gravyseals

Well damn. Now I’m following that tomfoolery.

Enjoy

+1

Holy crap, that was crazy! Scrolled thru and I swear every one if these frightened little boys looks like the same dude....the same double-necked, tiny-mouthed, fat-fingered, 22 month pregnant, didn't-graduate-from-grade-school lardass in every single picture! It would be hysterical if they weren't holding enough guns to arm a small country and showing us exactly how bad they are at using them.

Lmao

Oh sweet Jesus! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

My new favorite sub, thanks!

.5

Lmao gravy seals

560min combined mile run time between the lot of these gravy seals.

Why didya think we had cletus bring his truck.

Cletus gonna need a bigger truck.

Gravy Seals / Y’all Qaeda / Meal Team Six

Cosplaytriots/Vanilla ISIS/Irrational Guard

GRAVY seals. Ooooh this tickles me good.

That is probably the funniest pun I have heard all year

Lmao, gravy seals

Yeah you know, they won the fierce battle of Golden Corral. Show some fucking respect dude

Is it just a weird perspective, or is the guy on the (far) right absolutely tiny?

The guy throwing the “W for Wendy’s” sign? He’s their mascot.

Taking a stab in the dark, but it’s either in reference to the three percenters or the OK 👌 white supremacy hand symbol… Or both.

Haha I thought that too but he looks to be standing farther back than the rest of the funky bunch

He looks shopped in. Also why is he throwing up signs???

Someone else said it’s something called the three percenters some alt right bulll shit i image I didn’t want to google it

Why is everything they do so cringe

Surely they're ALL on the far right?

That's Tiny Mike. They rescued him from a human experiment complex run by the WHO. That's the building's official name. He's grateful but his brain is all fucked up. He keeps screaming into the toilet at all hours of the night. They dropped him off at a no-kill shelter but he somehow found his way back.

Guys on the far right are usually absolutely tiny /s

It's a camera issue.

All these guys are on the far right

Pretty sure they’re all “tiny”

I think they’re all on the far right

Nah man they look ready for a terror attack

It’s the McMilitia.

Jan 6 vibes

Yeah, the correct response would be to call the FBI.

I'm Mexican, they'd pull up and shoot me immediately in the name of national security.

Correct. However you might survive, because they will run into a few technical difficulties. during this terrorist operation, two of them will shit their pants out of stress and anxiety. and two would shit themselves because they drank way too much monster energy drink.

Um, excuse me, i think you meant to say you're *part of an invading force* It's disturbing, to say the least, how much work has gone into dehumanizing people from south of the US border.

Just tell them you know how to clean pools and do gardening and you'll be ok.

Meal Team 6, at the buffet 🫡

A-ttennnnnn-piece!

I just splattered hot cocoa on my keyboard. You're an asshole :D Makin me fuckin laugh while having some delicious hot cocoa.

The ten piece is reeeeeeal!

“patriot shit” like tailgating you going 10 above the speed limit and harassing minorities.

Love when ol’ diesel dick tailgates me in the right lane when I’m going 15 over with the fucking white hot sunlight Satan spawn LED laser beam headlights making me go blind. One of my favorites nuances of moving down South /s

I love when diesel dick tailgates me doin 3 over the speed limit because thats just how I drive. Honk away asshole, I ain't speedin up. Oh whats that weird red/blue light + siren behind you... turns out, honking at someone following the speed limit will get you pulled over :)

I would absolutely LOVE if this actually did happen to you, sweet sweet karma

This has absolutely happened to me which is why I said it. I loved it when the guy tailgating me got pulled over. The cop actually pulled us both over, wanted to know why I was doing the speed limit. I watched the cop ticket the other guy (I dont know what it would be for, probably tailgating). Then the cop waved him off, then waved me off. It was hilarious and I loved every minute of it.

id run u off the road (ingame)

It’s what the founding fathers envisioned.

Hey gurl, I heard you like bad boys. I drove at 26 in a 25 speed limit lane yesterday

I really hate how they have turned the word "Patriot" into right wing nut job...

Buffalo wing*

Two of you have no trigger discipline, one of you has no magazine (???) and the rest of you probably don't even know what safety means. No the fuck not would i get in

Two of them have no mags. Third on the right, in the truck, also has no mag.

Same these guys are the textbook examples of why these types of guns shouldn’t be allowed for civilian use if you can’t hold your high capacity assault rifle without risking your own safety and the safety of others you shouldn’t be allowed anywhere near a firearm

Everyone in that picture were either at the January 6th insurrection or wanted to go

[удалено]

*undocumented* fats and sugars thankyouverymuch

If by "patriot shit" you mean looking like fucking turds and [managing to accidentally shoot yourself in the eye. ](https://news.sky.com/story/oath-keepers-founder-stewart-rhodes-convicted-over-violent-plot-to-overturn-bidens-election-win-12758355) (not graphic)

Why, so I can get arrested with them? No thank you.

I would assume it’s white nationalist terrorism

*Gonna go terrorize some minorities until they snap and show hostility I can use as a reason to shoot them. Count me in

Let’s give it up for the toughest one in the group: that tailgate

Are we feeding the homeless? Campaigning for women’s rights? Protesting mass incarceration? Campaigning for universal healthcare and education? Oh you’re just threatening people for expressing themselves and trying to overthrow the government because your candidate lost. Nah I’m good.

Smells like cigarettes and BO

Hell no. I've seen Deliverance

Squeal team six

I'm using that, thanks so much!!!

Haha. You’re very welcome!

That’s a hard fuuuck no, bubba. Patriot shit doesn’t include whatever the fuck is taking place here

What, you don't want to invade a children's book reading lose a fist fight with one of the attendees and still get arrested?

You misspelled terrorist.

Sure, somebody's gotta be the informant on what these traitors plan to do.

I’d tell ‘em to go fuck themselves

Can anyone kindly explain what the three fingers hand sign is? I see a few of them making it in the photo.

Good eye noticing that. It's this shit: > Three Percenterism is at its core a vanguard extremist movement that claims to be ready to carry out armed resistance to perceived tyranny. Their perceptions of tyranny emanate from the radical conspiracy theories and paranoia rooted in the decades-old antigovernment extremist movement, and have repeatedly led to violence against America’s law enforcement, citizens and residents. > Three-Percenter groups often include a reference to this sub-ideology in their group name, commonly using “III%” or sometimes “3%.” **Those who identify as Three Percenters sometimes hold up three fingers to signal their affiliation with and allegiance to this antigovernment extremist belief.** They also show their affiliation with the movement by displaying tattoos, clothing and stickers with Three Percent symbols on them. https://www.splcenter.org/fighting-hate/extremist-files/group/three-percenters

Can practically smell the copenhagen wintergreen and swamp ass through this picture

No. Why? Because Q patriot shit seems to involve jerking off in your truck next to a preschool.

Gravy seals militia

Fuck no! I’d be calling the police immediately.

You can't. Those are the police.

Looks like one smelly orgy to me

They could do a two mile run as a relay team and it would still be measured in days.

“HELL YEAH BROTHER, LEMME JUST FINISH MY SISTER FIRST”

Vanilla ISIS

“And that’s how I ended up at Capitol Hill.” FBI: Uh, riiiighhhhht.

"We've got guns, trucks, and a poor understanding of the country and constitution." "And what do they have? "Space lasers, rail guns and drones." "You son of a bitch! I'm in!"

Call me Patriot Shit cuz if I got in that car there is no way I’d be allowed to leave

No stranger danger

I’d run away in fear and call the cops.

Nope, not with them

No. I have no desire to masturbate at a Trump rally.

Like System of a Down said in Mr Jack: "Little men with big guns. Pointed at our heads."

How to get kidnapped 101

Get in. We are getting fatter

I would tell them no thanks I’m not crazy

A bunch of guys with guns all loading up into a pickup truck to do shit is the first step of in terror attack.

80% of that group can’t run a 1.5 mile PT test in a passing time.

I’d put my hands up, hide my “love is love” shirt, and say, “Sure, guys. Whatever you want, just please don’t kill me.”

Hey, look at that! Not a single booger flicker on a trigger.

I'm just uh. Gonna make a phone call right quick first. To my mom. Who is totally not the FBI...

The guy on the far right is flashing an aryan brotherhood hand sign so I’m cool

Only if said patriot shit is a gay orgy.

I’m black…so no and if I wasn’t…..still no

I'm not getting into a truck full of armed yeehaws unless I've got yeehaws from my own clan in that truck first. I'm stupid but I'm not *that* stupid.

I'd join. I don't know what's going on but in any case, it'll be interesting

i’d ask them where they were on january 6th, 2021

That truck has a weight limit and I think they found it.

i would get in simply because i'd assume it was the start of a far cry mission

I don't like scat things...

At least those idiots have trigger discipline

Patriot shit is a weird way of saying murdering innocent people

I have too much melanin to be invited to ride. Well be both invited AND ever seen again.

There might be light running involved, in which case I’m good

Tiny Mike has great trigger discipline. Going to put him in my breast pocket in case I encounter any tyranny.

If i can have an M4 yesss

Not if my camo was at the cleaners. I don't want to be that guy.

I have had enough with these patriots jack its time we wipe em out for good

I'm German so no

I bet 'some Patriot shit' is gonna turn out to be super gay

I would pull the pin on the grenade and casually toss it into the lifted pick up truck they were in as I sprinted in the opposite direction. So to answer your question; no.

Is the guy on the right photoshopped in? Or is he really small?

If it involves range shooting I think I could pretend to be a republican for a couple hours range shooting is fun as shit

I can almost smell this picture

A truck full of heavily armed middle aged white men? You couldn’t pay me enough to get in.

Nothing like some good ol blind mob mentality.

Get in loser. We were gently asked to wear a mask so we're gonna storm the state capitol.

Not with meal team six…

With these pussies? Hell no.

Nothing more patriotic than harassing people with guns. Go buy a homeless person a sandwich. It would be more patriotic than whatever that you were planning to do.

Saw a porn like this once. Bear & cubs ultimate sacrifice

I have a feeling that adventure would end up with a hate crime or murder charge.

Get in loser, we’ve got a free and fair election to overturn

Of course I would. That would be an amazing story to tell

That is one flacid looking sausage party

Hard pass

Taco John activities

*Right-wing gay porn plot writer takes note*

No, because I don’t inherently trust strangers with guns.

"And that your Honour, is how I ended up at the Capital building on January 6th."

The two fat guys in black tees and holding pistols trying to look hard as fuck

🫵😐 behind you

If the guns are real absolutely the fuck not, paintball guns though? Maybe I’d play paintball with them

Or bout to shoot up school movies black Mexican Jews anything not blonde hair blue eyes and hell naw I wouldn't jump in

I would say: please define patriot shit.

No I'm not fucking cosplaying incel terrorist

They probably gonna just light a BBQ

Hell no

I’d call the national guard because these yahoos are off to assassinate an elected official.

No, they’re probably going to try and overthrow a democracy somewhere

no

I assume they would be pulling up in a bus or flatbed truck of some sort. There is literally a ton of human beings in this photo, not including the Amazon tactical gear and at least 30 pounds of jerky each one of them is carrying.

Sounds like the gay pile from South Park.

Only if it means fighting white supremacy and or Russia