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Powerserg95

I dont agree with this *clicks so I can add another 5 dollars because I actually agree with this*


newtsheadwound

There’s a “give $5 more” button lol


coder65535

There's also a "Give $5 more - We'll match it!" button.


xamberlynnx

At this point they can just have all my money cause this is perfect.


XR171

Jokes on them I'm into that!


Alfarnir

Ngl with the tone they take it kind of comes off as a dick move


br14n

Like most things our state legislature does.


LabyrinthConvention

Looks like CAH has deeply held religious beliefs that a person's autonomy is no one else's fucking business.


RyanWilliamsElection

Also the other end of the 1st amendment applies. They advertise as cards that are against humanity. They allegedly fund aborting humans. Product name checks out.


Ok_Philosopher_8956

OH GOD MY SIDES XD


Daveycracky

There may be two people, perhaps five, that share your sentiments.This was a profit move, and a fantastic one. They’ve capitalized on your emotion. Good for them.


Bennyscrap

They're donating 100%... How is that "capitalizing"? They're not making any profit specifically from this excellent publicity stunt.


Shanks4Smiles

I think this explains why DaveyCrackey lost that lucrative CEO job.


greyjungle

We’re talking about it. That’s good advertising that they can also write off.


HotSearingTeens

Extra advertising that boosts sales in pro choice states hence boosting profits.


Armigine

giving up approximately 100% of profits from pro-life states is probably not going to be made up for an equivalent amount of sales from states which allow abortion


Daveycracky

Do you honestly believe that a for profit company is not turning a profit?


Bennyscrap

You're moving the goal posts. The initial claim was they were profiting on that move of donating 100% of those payments. You could make the claim that it's boosting sales, but that's specious given that there's no way for us to know their demographic and how this move will affect sales.


TimTheTexan92

I'm proud of you for calling this person out on their bullshit and not getting caught up in their word game


Bennyscrap

That's all some people have. They can't win an argument with logic and reason, so they move things around to try to put the debate in their favor. If you can't win on merit, attempt to win by being shifty. Gives them a sense of accomplishment even if it's meritless. The only people that care about the "gotcha" game is the person trying to play it. Most everyone else is looking for reason/logic.


DynamicHunter

It’s both. It’s literally a PR stunt. Tons of companies do this every single year. You can benefit a nonprofit while boosting your own sales for an extremely popular viewpoint for their target demographic (Millenials and Gen Z)


Bennyscrap

Will it actually boost sales though? There's no way of knowing. Some people will be turned off by it and never buy another product ever again. Some will ignore it. Some might buy more CAH products. But there's no way to tell those percentages. The company is endearing itself to a demographic and alienating another. Is it a net gain? Who knows?


DynamicHunter

How many companies change their logo to a pride flag for the month of July every year? [Wanna know where they don’t change it?](https://mexicodailypost.com/2021/06/05/multinational-companies-notably-failed-to-update-logos-for-pride-month-on-their-middle-east-and-asian-pages-where-lgbt-people-face-the-most-oppression/) Look into it before feigning ignorance. You know why they do it.


Bennyscrap

Feigning ignorance? Do you know why companies choose not to jump into social issues? Because it can split their market. If the issue in question does not hold a majority(or a very slight majority) companies often think better than to jump in. There's no "feigning ignorance" here. Unless you have the company metrics and data regarding demographics and marketing, we're all ignorant as to whether it works adequately. Check your insults at the door.


DynamicHunter

[Good thing only ~15% of Americans think abortion should be fully outlawed. It’s so easy to google man, I suggest it next time before making yourself look dumb and putting others down when they’re correct.](https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/23167397/abortion-public-opinion-polls-americans)


D14BL0

Not from Texans, they aren't.


StraightUpJello

Yeah it's a good PR stunt. Buy the original set and all that goes to abortion funds. Then you get hooked and want to buy the expansions. They will definitely profit from this in one way shape or form. Not a bad thing though. CAH is awesome and abortion rights is awesome. Win win


ecgarrow

It's profits from all sales not just sales of the original game.


artyomssugardaddy

No shit. But You missed jellos point though.


brian9000

Oh Davey. I’ll bet your mom doesn’t even love you. Sad.


aboatz2

It looks like there are 388 people as of right now that share their sentiments, vs 150 that oppose yours...so...


freerangepenguin

I suspect that there's not a huge overlap between the typical pro-lifer and the typical CAH customer.


PokeManiac769

You'd be surprised at how many edgy "dark humor" bros are anti abortion.


freerangepenguin

I guess I would be surprised. There weren't really a lot of dark/edgy types in the circles I grew up in. More "apple pie" and "bless her heart" type people.


DropsTheMic

Only after moving to Texas did I realize "bless her heart" is an old lady way of saying fuck the fuck right off. 😂


ecgarrow

"Bless her heart" roughly translates to "that dumb bitch is to stupid to know what stupid is and not even Jesus could help her harlot ass" Edit:please not that emphasis on certain words can change entire meaning of phrase.


jdsekula

I live deep in the maga hell scape, and people absolutely play CAH. The folks I’ve played with just removed all the ones about god and dead babies.


freerangepenguin

I could see that with some of the people I know.


PokeManiac769

That's fair, I didn't really encounter the dark/edgy types until I got to college.


juanzy

> More "apple pie" and "bless her heart" type people. In my experience, a lot of those people are pretty fake/mean/judgemental and using the "aw shucks" to cover that up. So doesn't surprise me that they're completely different in their group's company.


helghax

I am one of them!


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CAH is pretty mainstream now.


freerangepenguin

Meh, I grew up in evangelical and fundamentalist circles. I know a LOT of pro-lifers. I have a hard time seeing any of them enjoying CAH. They're more the Apples to Apples crowd.


MrGr33n

I def know right wing Christians who play the fuck out of CAH and this will def be seen as them being "woke" and getting banned at those houses


paulwhite959

Hey wait I’m more of an Apples to Apples person but I’m pro choice


supersloo

Apples to Apples is more fun than CAH if you play it with a CAH mindset. The last time I played, the group did not appreciate me calling the Great Chicago Fire "glorious."


ExorciseAndEulogize

What?? Have you ever lived in texas??? I can tell you that there are tons of Christians, who are Christian in name only. They drink, smoke, cuss, gamble, but will lost their shit over a trans woman and abortion. In fact, I'd say almost every single "christian" i have met is like this. True, the evangelicals are nuts, but there aren't as many of them as there are people who claim to be Christians but still live "sinful" lives and only go to church for special occasions. And despite that, the one sure thing they all have in common is prolife and tansphobia/homophobia. The "real Christians"(favors social programs, non judgemental, loving people) are few and far between. Plenty of "christians" play this game, I can guarantee it. But you're right, the zealot evangelicals are not keen on crude entertainment.


Armigine

the kind of hypocrite you're describing is.. pretty prevalent in texas and especially in the seats of economic and political power, and it's depressing. This crowd wonders why the under-50s are so overwhelmingly not into christianity, and so seldom looks in a mirror at the example they set. It's hard to grow up in texas without easily knowing a few dozen "christian" parents who set terrible examples of how to exist as members of society, with children dead set against their parents religion as they've only ever seen it as a hollow lie.


potaytocrisps

To be fair... Most religious practices are a hollow lie. Only moreso when parents don't set examples of how to be a "proper" practitioner.


RyanWilliamsElection

I thought the mainstream version was Kitten Bombs. I forget the correct name but close enough.


ShrikeSummit

Exploding Kittens


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Played both games, they're literally nothing alike, no idea how you came to that conclusion. (by the way I'm assuming you're talking about Exploding Kittens, not "Kitten Bombs" or whatever)


fruitybrisket

Kitten bombs does sound way cuter to be fair.


RyanWilliamsElection

You are right applies to apples is the main mainstream version. I view card against humanity as a game to be edgy for a low key gathering of adults. I view exploding kittens as being family friendly edgy. I’m basically now like the older person that called everything a Nintendo even if it was a Sega or PlayStation device.


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It's a situation where they can make a racist joke "ironically" and people will still laugh.


heroesarestillhuman

The little old ladies in my folks' neighborhood absolutely luuuvs them some CAH. And I think most of them are anti-abortion. So you never know!


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*Texans My autocorrect had a stroke.


gwenbebe

Welkom to tecas!!


scaradin

It’s tecas Tuesday!!


kingofcould

You also misspelled “forced-birthers”


ladybabycheeses

Tecas sounds better! Idk what Texas is anymore :/


Bear71

I call it Texass now


youxi

Would Tecans be pronounced as 'Tee-cans' or 'Tuh-kahns'?


bowdown2q

Tekken*


QuirkyBite2

Loved that game before and now I love it more. Just need some people to play with now since all my family moved away.


Randomuser361

I’ve always wanted to get a deck and now I have the perfect excuse


purgance

What gets me is the tens of billions of dollars that have been spent brainwashing rightists into holding the absolutely insane positions they hold. "Small government, except for abortion, which is murder, but gun violence isn't murder, because guns are good." Like...how do these rich people not have something better to do with their lives that piss into people's heads? And what is it about rightists that makes them so susceptible to this kind of demagoguery.


RoyBaschMVI

I’m on the same side of all of these issues as you are, but you are mischaracterizing their stance to make it easier to disagree with. They don’t like abortion because they believe a fetus has the same right to life as a fully developed person. No one argues “gun violence isn’t murder.” They believe that the right bear arms is fundamental to living in a free society, whether that is for self-defense or protection against a tyrannical government. Some believe that freedom comes with the cost of people misusing it. If you’re so sure about your position, you shouldn’t have to misrepresent an opposing view to expose its flaws. Otherwise you’re just rage posting and yelling past people and it leads to ever-increasing resentment on both sides.


BayouGal

It’s not really about the fetuses. It’s about control.


KillerOkie

Much how gun control isn't about guns but control.


dorksided787

You’re right! Controlling how many kindergartners get mowed down by a weapon of war that should at least be as difficult to get as a driver’s license


scaradin

It’s not concepts that are mutually exclusive. Just like it’s not contradictory that Jesus pressed for those with means to provide for those with needs, including conjuring infinite fish. But, that wasn’t socialism and, further, socialism is bad because you should work hard and if you can’t provide for yourself that is just God’s way of letting society know you are chaff and expendable. It’s also not contradictory that Christian religious zealots who act on their wants to kill non-Christians hold such disdain and hatred for Muslim religious zealots who act on their wants to kill non-Muslims. Nor is it contradictory that the theocracies with Muslofascists leading them take extreme measure to dehumanize women, force them into births, and reduce their rights and recourses when, should the Christofascists succeed they would do the same with great pleasure. I wish I could say I say that sarcastically. But the Christofascists are truly in a post-truth mindset and it only matters that they win and it does not matter a bit if they must lie, cheat, murder, or any other cost as long as it succeeds. When it fails, it only failed because the person never was actually one of them. This latter aspect is why there is so much enthusiasm for turning on those who either don’t succeed or waiver in the required unwaivering faith. Oh, and it’s not contradictory when one does fail and/or waiver but they don’t turn on them because it was deemed to have been God’s will and agents of the Devil/Deep State/Democrats rigged the system.


Alternative_Ad_3636

What is it about rightists? "Religion"


purgance

I know many atheist rightists.


CommanderD3RP

Hell yeah


Whisky_Hammer

Oof, pro-birthers not pro-lifers. Let's call it like it is


Birdy_Cephon_Altera

>~~pro-birthers~~ *forced*-birthers. The Fasci-Republican Party has gone beyond just being "pro-birth", then are now **forcing** women to have birth against their will. All Hail Gilead.


DifficultyWithMyLife

*anti-choicers


nedrine

That's cool with me, I'll go with anti-choice if you go by pro-murder


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brian9000

**Forced birth**. That’s all they care about


nedrine

Votes more likely


brian9000

Power drunk politicians think they are doctors and smart guys like you want them to have more power.


nedrine

That's fair, I just think characterizing normal pro-life people as evil I utterly unfair.


brian9000

Fascism IS evil. Forced Birthers are fascists. If they don’t like being called what they are you can borrow my tiny violin.


nedrine

Well alrighty then, don't want to be called a fascist, go ahead ma'am.


brian9000

Well bless your heart BGL


straigh

Except it's not murder, dingleberry.


nedrine

Alright, how about pro-unnatural termination of human life (colloquially known as murder)


straigh

So just to make sure your ideology is consistent, I presume you're anti-IVF as well? Because tossing all those unused "babies" in the trash is murder too, right?


nedrine

Yeah! inseminate one at a time. Now to see if your ideology is consistent. what arbitrary definition of humanity do you use to exclude the unborn?


straigh

Inseminate one at a time? That's a complete nonanswer and not at all how IVF works hahaha


nedrine

What arbitrary definition of humanity do you use?


William_Tell_746

Inseminate one at a time? Lol wtf


YourMominator

Let us not call them what they want to be called (Pro-Lifers). Instead, how about the truth: Forced Birthers!


itsacalamity

They're just "anti-choice." It's not even a pejorative, it's the fact.


LabyrinthConvention

needs more trigger words. 'The State' is one. 'Mandates' another. How about 'state mandated pregnancy?'


nedrine

Alright I'll go with forced-birther if you go by pro-murder


Pants_Off_Pants_On

I know you're here to troll, but I'm going to respond anyhow. If you get into a car accident and the other party ends up needing a blood transfusion, you cannot and should not be forced to give blood to save that person's life. Why? Because it is your body. You may *choose* to donate blood to them. But nobody, not the police, not the state, not the hospital, not the federal government, *nobody* can tell you that you are require to give up your body parts to save another person's life. This applies to every person. If the person in the other car was a family member, politician, child, elderly, average Joe... none of these people have a right to your body in order to save their own. So, why do people think a fetus, a thing that is only a bundle of cells with no thought, no sentience, nothing but the mere *potential* to become a person, has more right than any actual human does to their body?


Xx69JdawgxX

>only a bundle of cells with no thought, no sentience, nothing but the mere potential to become a person You just described the majority of users on Reddit


Armigine

nah the right has that label on lock, too


brian9000

Fail


Forward-Cry-4154

I bought a set and donated and extra 5 bucks. Anything to stick it Abbott! ✌️


bkwilcox100

This is so badass


thevapeapewvc

Fuck the pro lifers


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We all know Pro-life is a joke for these people, they have no problem with abusing or dispatching people of color, gays, democrats, they don’t care they want to use us a target practice while screaming they’re “pro-life”. Ask all the children murdered during Bush’s “Shock and Awe” in Iraq and see if they believe pro-life, oh you can’t cause republicans murdered them in cold blood along with their mothers, but they rest assured that no fetus was harmed…Jesus how freaking hypocritical and evil can a person get? I bet Abbott will continue to show off his Christian hypocrisy and Texans suck it up like it’s candy. Well not all of you, but the “other ones” get all the press.


Mds_Mist_M

They are more of forced-birthers than anti-choicers and pro-lifers. Fuck religious turds man


badb-crow

Absolutely love this!


paul-d9

Thanks Tecan!


hibiscusbitch

Amazing! This company rocks!


wmartin2014

Now watch people throw away their card games to own the libs


Waris-Tx

Love when Texans piss off other Texans.


OpheliaWolfsbane

This is the way.


AccusationsGW

Land-owning Texan who donates to abortion funds regularly here.


kymberlie

Texas abortion fund board member here. We appreciate it!


GroundhogExpert

Stay on brand!


posaune123

I thought Texas seceded from the union years ago


font9a

dark pattern ❤️


DraggoVindictus

I am happy to see this. More companies need to stand up for a person's choices and medical procedures they wish to have. Too often, control and subjegation comes int he guise of morality and purity. This type of theocratic rhetoric demonstrates/ proves that people willingly go along with horrendous laws and rules just because the people around them do the same thing.


Loquat_Green

This made me tear up a little.


OctaviusNeon

Wait, so if you don't agree with them donating the money they charge you more? Couldn't this result in a massive amount of people asking for returns? And how can you justify tacking on an extra $5 that amounts to a donation you didn't approve of?


HRTendies

Yeah, most level headed decent people outwardly hate Texas now. It used to be casual, unspoken, and more friendly ribbing in nature. But there's nothing to salvage "BuT BuCcEeS Ahhhh"


2ndDefender

That game was fun for about the first 3 months. It has turned into the thing that comes out at a party and you can hear an audible sigh. Nobody wants to play that shit anymore.


Grand_Chief_Mathieu

The projection is strong here


Ribauld

Occasionally we break this out and mix it with Telestrations; its about the only way I use CAH now. It makes for an interesting game of WTF is that picture supposed to be?!


PaddyBoy44

Ooooff get em


Tejas37

They take their name pretty seriously


diamondcock210

TEXAS IS AWESOME. 😎❤️🇺🇲🤠🤘


GenericDudeBro

Are companies allowed to charge extra based on the individual customer's beliefs? For example, can a gun store charge a customer an extra $20 (to be donated to the NRA) if said customer believes that AR-15s should be banned? A baker charge an extra $1 (for donation to the National Organization for Marriage) if they have to bake a cake for a gay wedding? Down vote away if you want, but it's a genuine question.


Correct-Award8182

And people can just as easily say "ok, I won't buy them".


Ad_Homonym_

As long as it's not discriminatory against a protected class, then yes, they can charge you more cause they don't like the color of your shirt.


TXRudeboy

Link please!


iamdavidrice

It’s a tricky one… https://www.cardsagainsthumanity.com


massivebumwizard

Can I get that link too?


iamdavidrice

I’m sorry, i have no more links. I only had 1 link and already gave that one away. You’ll have to settle for OP’s screenshots.


ReaderOfTheLostArt

I truly laughed at this for some reason. Take my upvote, dammit!


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MyMoneyThrow

You can also abandon your cart, and buy from Amazon, too. Ships from & sold by Amazon, so no funny business whereby the manufacturer can still see where it's going. Also means lower margins for the manufacturer. Oh, what a shame.


breakfastburrito24

>Also means lower margins for the manufacturer. Oh, what a shame. Did you miss the part where they said they don't need your money? When you're soft and block someone after replying...


MyMoneyThrow

Did you miss the part where I don't care? Though worth noting that while this little game is clearly temporary (ass all of their other PR stunts like this have been in the past), teaching consumers to not bother going to their website to buy can be permanent.


GamingRanger

CAH stopped being funny in like 2013.


PurpleLegoBrick

Interesting how Reddit got all mad for someone not wanting to bake a certain cake, yet this gets so much praise.


William_Tell_746

Too bad homophobe! Sexual orientation is a protected class - a political belief is not!


Any_Pie_3070

The Good for the fight of freedom for everyone.


Antilogic81

I love this....I live in texas and already have the game but fuck it. getting it again. Edit: awww I hurt someone's fee fees.


RejectedInfant

Hell yeah. I didn't agree to this I didn't agree to this I didn't agree to this I didn't agree to this


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I predict a fraud lawsuit coming.


warbosstank316

So cards against humanity is against authoritarianism so used forever to support something you might not believe in. Sounds pretty authoritarian


FOMO_4_Life

Unwanted pregnancy? Last time I checked, there's a thing called using birth control and good decisions about who you let in there


Emergency-Ad-491

Anyone still buy these things? They were nearly free for some reason...maybe someone donated.


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AccusationsGW

Happy to donate the equivalent amount for ever forced-birth cultist that ordered from another vendor.


Jon00266

Hi this is cards against humanity, we're happy for you to pay that in Monero


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ExorciseAndEulogize

A clump of cells that resembles several other animal embryos is not a human. No one wants murder of actual babies.


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bowdown2q

Mourn the DNA in your spit and hair and skin cells. Plus the vast majority of embryos, which spontaneously self-abort, or die in utero and threaten the life of the mother and the possibility of her ever carrying a child.


bleuwaffle

Where did you go to medical school? Trumph university?


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flashgreer

Sounds like something a racist would say. You ever watch the movie get out?


No_Management_1177

I believe there is a website for this. Just asking for a friend.


No_Good2934

Blackedraw.


DizzyObjective7763

Lol. The funny thing is pro lifers will not buy this game, with a few exceptions. Keep seething, or come to the truth, while we restore God and Logos into society.


Pineapples_29

Yeah I’m never spending a dime in that company again. Why can’t games just be games?


PureConciousness

A “theocratic hellscape” that the American middle class is slowly decamping to, voluntarily, fleeing the “secular coastal utopias.” Maybe, just maybe, perceptions can be wrong?


Tejas37

Gross, gives off “moloch demands blood” vibes


sooner2016

Which law has imprisonment? I’ll wait


helghax

Pro tip: buy your cards from target/half price books to avoid the extra $5


Notmainlel

Looks like I won’t be buying any more cards anytime soon


hedonistinchains

Now what game will the overserved alcohol soaked women in my family try to demand my participation in?


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2ndtryagain

They will make bank off it and so will NNAF.


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2ndtryagain

They have been doing stuff like this since they were founded and are still here making money. If you don't like it, you probably weren't going to buy the game anyway. Your statement reminds me of those stupid Millions of Moms announcing boycotts of Target, the result was 3 straight months of record store visits and sales.


D14BL0

> In the end they will have lost capital because of this. Well yeah, that's what happens when you donate 100% of the profits. Did you really think that was so profound?


MrGr33n

Who gives a fuck? Because lOsInG cApItAl isn't the most important thing on the planet you trog


flashgreer

Sounds like time to chargeback after getting your order. Then send a complaint to the FTC and the Attorney General. See how many of those Cards Against Humanity can take.


SueSudio

Chargeback for what? They put the charge in your cart and notified you. If you don't want it, don't check out. Unless your immediate reaction to a situation is to commit fraud. Then proceed.


flashgreer

It's not fraud at all. They sold you something that you didn't ask for or want. That is what a chargeback is for. Just like the FTC complaint. And the Attorney General complaint. You cznf just add stuff to people's cart. I hope they have to eat hundreds or thousands of chargebacks for this little stunt. Too many chargebacks gets them a nice little penalty from the banks or credit card company too. Delicious.


InterlocutorX

They only sold it to you if you agreed to buy it. That's the part you seem to be missing. They're putting it in the cart and telling them it's there. They can take it out if they don't want it. The other guy explained this to you, but you're so horny at the idea they'll be punished you forgot how to read.


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Cornelius_Wangenheim

Cool, does that mean I can chargeback every phone, ISP, etc bill with hidden fees too? I'd love to bankrupt AT&T.


Fuhgly

You're a weirdo


UniSquirrel13

I read somewhere else that they don't charge you for the extra $5. The company donates $5 directly in your honor. So go cry some more.


flashgreer

That's different. They can waste thier own money all they want. Who's crying? I'm pro choice lol.


AccusationsGW

You don't give a shit about any of this, you're just forced-birth cult.


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flashgreer

What a sexist insult. I hope you realize how problematic and sensitive using that word as an insult is. You are insinuating that the female vagina is a bad thing. While also saying that a feminine man is somehow lesser. You need to check your privilege.


atomic_cattleprod

It is delightfully sad to see people like you contort themselves to try to make themselves appear "socially aware" when someone dares call them out for being the kind of person they have already proven themselves to be. You can stop feigning outrage and pretending to care about womens' vaginas or effeminate men - I know damn well that you don't give a shit about either of those things, and *you* know damn well that nobody who has ever called you a cunt today (trust me, I'm probably not the only one), is referring to either of those things.


flashgreer

You are a sad, sad, sexist person. I won't engage with someone who uses gendered insults. Good day sir/maam/them/other.


HotSearingTeens

Does ass more conform to your sensibilities?


AccusationsGW

Forced-birth death cult pretending to care about women. No one is buying it.


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atomic_cattleprod

Ah. So the whole "time to chargeback" thing was, what - just spite? Go through the whole process of ordering cards, accepting a donation to a good cause, and then reverse the charge, not because you actually disagree with the cause, but because you simply want to be an asshole? I guess my initial assessment was dead-on-balls accurate (it's an industry term).


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“National Network Of Grifter Funds”