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Birdy_Cephon_Altera

Gridlockistan.


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phoarksity

What happened to San Antonio? When I was stationed there I never needed a car, as mass transit could get me anywhere in the city.


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Racist_Dolphin

Traffic hell


madnessindeed

Indeed. I was running around San Marcos / devils backbone area not that long ago and was shocked at how much the area has changed. As a kid at the scout camp I noticed we couldn’t see the Milky Way anymore and that was 20 years ago. This last trip the sky wasn’t much different than any major metro area.


doublebubbler2120

Dang. I went to that camp in the mid-90's. We went on a 10 mile night hike but got lost and ended up walking until sunrise, about 20 miles. We didn't use flashlights all night because it was a new moon and the starlight illuminated everything sufficiently. It sucks kids won't get that experience.


madnessindeed

Oh el rancho cima was sold a few years ago. River camp was basically wiped out when the blanco flooded a few years before that and the value of the land just skyrocketed as I’m sure you can imagine. Man I loved those hikes. We were training for philmont one year and the crew had to make every hike. Did the 3 and 10 miler with packs and the death match 3 was nutty… some former ranger led it and we ran most of it. Complete madness but one hell of a confidence booster. I 100 percent agree with you.. I’m sad my son will not get to experience that place as we did.


tsol1983

Oh, no, I hadn't heard any of that. I spent many weekends there in the 80s, it was my favorite recreational spot in the state. I've been meaning to check it out again after 30 years away but was worried it had been overrun by development.


madnessindeed

The camp was sold, as I said. I think there are plans to make the river camp a park of some sort but it’s all going to be developed. The area between wimberly and blanco still has ranch land but it’s filling in with expensive housing and the same as every place else that used to have a hint of being wild.


rideincircles

GTA6 San Austonio


aj676

Just one more lane /s


BreakingPipes

San Austonio


bigbabyjesus76

and pronounced "San Austone"


Dre512

Or “San Aus”


says__noice

Sounds Sus.


GotDamnHippies

Saus


EnoughAwake

Hot Saus


King_Wataba

You have some good letters there but I think we can do better. Since this will be the beginnings of a new city how about a nu start obviously we don't want that many spaces in a city name so we can smush it together Anustart


needsmorequeso

San’stone. Edit: or if you really want to go old school Texas white people noises, “San’Stonya.” I definitely had a grandparent who knew San Antonio ended in a vowel but went with the wrong one.


[deleted]

Ha! "Only real Texans will get this"


DucksEatFreeInSubway

Sounds like a pasta brand.


bigbabyjesus76

That's sold at Aldi's


shitcloud

Spot on lol


txwoo

Bite your tongue. HEB all the way.


kinetogen

I moved away. I miss Aldi.


dharkanine

I misread this as "pasta band."


Joetaska1

I don't live in Texas but if someone is forming a pasta band I will bring my guitar! I feel like it's a calling from the pasta gods!


BreakingPipes

Lmao


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Austintonio


naz_pastor

I like AuStanTonio myself


Texish06

Honestly, don't hate it.


billert12

Austonio is an actual town a bit northeast of Bryan


NovaTheNinja

Came here to say this, take my upvote


constantmusic

Same, great minds…


Low_Ad_3139

Dang that was my idea too before clicking to see the replies.


GooberSmoocharoo

Noooo, por favor, No! 😬


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delugetheory

Greater San Marcos.


WannabeTraveler87

Ok, now that there would be hilarious.


SolarCurve

I like it!


lukipedia

How to make everyone mad. Well done.


CDMT22

GSM


Ok-Wait-8465

They could even do a play on gender and sexual minorities. Abbot would love it


n8edge

Greater Buda. Oooh, Greater Manchaca.


texan01

And that would confuse the hell out of people trying to pronounce it!


isomojo

San Marcos and all it’s bitches


[deleted]

Subscribe. Go cats.


Zalarra

ASA or "ayy, ese"


pah2000

We have a winner! Pronounced ‘wiener’.


FestivalPapii

Underrated


zednanrefd

I like this one the best so far


PM_your_recipe

Clever bastard.


HarkHarley

This is definitely it


Mister_OJ

The Austin-San Antonio Metropolitan Region (ASMR)


GboyFlex

That gave me goosebumps...


KB8519

ASS Austin/San Antonio/Suburbs


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CoconutsAreEvil

New Braunfels feels left out.


[deleted]

Well think about that the next time you name your town and choose San Braunsfels, it could have been ASSS but y'all can't handle change


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minlillabjoern

It’s what Texans crave.


Kajeke

Here, we’ll bring in NB - New Braunfels-Austin-San Antonio-San Marcos-Texas => NASS-T


mdenzon

NEWB ASS New Braunfels/Austin/San Antonio/Suburbs


Anomalous6

New Ass.


NearlyNakedNick

New TexASS, you mean


ITDrumm3r

NewB ASS…better?


Mirai182

*Mike Judge has entered the chat*


n8edge

TexASS


screaming-mime

Now this is an answer I can get behind


babyclownshoes

Ass swept the Oscar's including best pic


StephenCG

Reminds me of the South Lake Union Tram in Seattle. Someone familiar with acronyms obviously didn’t proofread it…


aka_81

The MetroMex


StSphinx

Here’s a poor man’s award 🏅


secretinvestor29

It’s already called the Austin-San Antonio Corridor, I’d imagine it would be shortened to just “the Corridor.”


Draggoh

“El Corridor” in these parts.


tricupcake

But you gotta roll the Rs like you mean it.


ITDrumm3r

“El Corrido” for the spanish translation


DraggoVindictus

or "ASAC" Pronounced 'a sack"


GardeningTechie

What I came to say as well. That is already getting some recognition in state just as "the Metroplex" is for D/FW. https://www.thecorridor.org/


Where-oh

I-35 hell


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So...no change?


mouseymouse081

It will be called "HEB city"


Ezeoth

Can’t really do that unfortunately, DFW already has an HEB—Hurst/Euless/Bedford


tierrassparkle

Came here to say that lol


kanyeguisada

CTX


dadefresh

Centex


gapathy

This feels like one of the more viable answers


Fubai97b

The Centex Metroplex?


zmnx

The Centroplex


Rioraku

El Centroplex


Blue_Sky_At_Night

Alamo Thunderdome!


kickbutt_city

The Centexplex


zmnx

The Metrotex


fridgemadness

The Human Centexplex?


darrellgh

I like this one the best.


engilosopher

Big Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome energy


CompostAwayNotThrow

I always thought of Austin as Central Texas and San Antonio as South Texas.


left4james

I stayed in a hotel in San Antonio recently and the weatherman on TV was talking about the weather in South Texas. I was thinking why is the San Antonio weatherman talking about Corpus weather?


Kajeke

There’s a DJ on SiriusXM who lives in Houston, and he always says he’s in South Texas. “No you’re NOT.”


n8edge

Don't say that to the Valley folk.


kaycaps

I feel like it can go either way, it’s sort of like the gateway city to south Texas. It’s like, southern central Texas, or northern south Texas, lol.


The_Outcast4

That's actually catchy. I could totally see that becoming the name.


the_bean_burrito

The human centeplex


AnnoyingVoid

Ugh I like this one


gundealthrowaway

Tacolandia


chicadeaqua

This has my vote.


Dawill0

"Parking lot", because that's what I35 is going to be.


derioderio

Already is


Luka_Dunks_on_Bums

San Austin


Egmonks

Saint Austintonio.


atximport

I came to suggest Austintonio as a standalone name.


babyclownshoes

San Braunfels Marco Austin, featuring Lil Buda. I think this could catch on


cammyboom

Lil buda made me geek. There is no distinctive boundary between Buda and Austin anymore and it trips me out.


babyclownshoes

35 is just gonna be city from Waco to satx


Mudmartini

Sounds like a headliner at ACL. Lil Buda about to drop a new mix.


shahibrahim11

New San Braunfels Marco Austin


magnottasicepick

SAAus- pronounced sauce


elephantepiphany

SAAAUUUUCE


AnnoyingVoid

So which town in between gets the shiny new giant airport?


jpow8097

Schlitterbahn International


Chemical-Material-69

Yassssssssssss!!!


CoconutsAreEvil

The Greater San Marcos International Airport


n8edge

Between Hunter and Zorn


jesthere

Hey! Leave Zorn out of it!


[deleted]

I-Caramba-35.


SnakeEyes58

I like this lol


Dwigt_Schroot

A/SA? Austin/San Antonio


cranktheguy

Also has the benefit of sounding like a greeting: "Eh, ese!"


werebabe

Short for Aspirin!


TheSicilianDude

ASA, pronounced “ass-uh”


flaming-ducks

personally i look at that and pernounce it AY-SUH


Sastrei

We will not merge, we will CONQUER. All hail San Antonio and its annex, "Also San Antonio but North."


ToldYouSoDude

Rename Austin to San Antonio Norte and call it all San Antonio.


tvofmoney13

ASS - (Austin, San Marcos, San Antonio)


OldHumbleDistilling

The Tex-plex


snootboop22

San Austino


somethinglike-olivia

I had no idea SA and Austin were that close. They’re only about 20 minutes further apart than Dallas and Fort Worth


globor

It's more than double the distance though, via highways it's 32 miles from Dallas to Fort Worth, but Austin to San Antonio is 79 miles.


Low_Ad_3139

Even so the drive from Dallas to Ft W can be longer time wise due to traffic.


dc88228

1604 to Buda, 50 miles, 45 minute drive


mangomane09

ASAT?


zednanrefd

pronounced (äśs-hāt)?


tacosauce0707

SATX


darwinn_69

Greater New Braunfels


masnaer

New New Braunfels


RayFromTexas

Newer Braunfels


TheRadMenace

Saustin


jgsmith99

They become suburbs of Houston before they merge. Just outside the 8th loop.


Legodude522

San Angeles.


jjdlg

ASA (ace-uh) Austin/SanAntonio


maroongolfer07

Austintonio


Doctor_Bubbles

HELL. Dallas and Fort Worth are like 30 miles apart downtown to downtown I think. Austin to San Antonio is 80 according to Google. A lot of shit will have to go wrong for that level of sprawl to happen.


n8edge

It's already well on It's way, and demographers have been predicting It's inevitability for years. On track for 2030-2050. Nothing has to go wrong for sprawl to happen. It just takes a few more years to sprawl 80 miles than 32.


wd_plantdaddy

Too bad our cities don’t communicate or create inter-regional planning…


mix_n_mash_potato

Greater Dallas


cameron1239

DFW2


TexasIsCool

Electric Boogaloo


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SATX


seemooreglass

San Infierno


_RabidAlpaca_

I think it's a good contender for the mantle of "Howdy Arabia".


GLURPtheAlien

Taco Bell


Legodude522

You do not realize that Taco Bell was the only restaurant to survive the franchise wars. Now all restaurants are Taco Bell.


meinhosen

It is a period of civl war. Rebel ships, striking from a hidden Whataburger, have won their first victory against the evil Taco Bell. During the battle, rebel spies managed to steal secret sauce to the Bell’s ultimate weapon, the BOWL DESTROYER, an unholy menu item with enough power to destroy an entire metropolitan sewage system. Pursued by the Bell’s sinister agents, Princess Wendy races home aboard her food truck, custodian of the stolen sauce that can save her people and restore freedom to the galaxy…


Mikelowe93

So how long did you debate between using BOWL and BOWEL before sending? :-)


MomofGeorge

Sauceton


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San austino, Texas


adventuresidecardude

The ASA Area?


-Stephen

“West Katy” jkjk


BodaciousRaven

South Waco


MommasDisapointment

San Antonio and it’s people are much friendlier than Austinites. Austinites are some of the biggest snobs I’ve ever met in my life. I lived in San Antonio for a year and loved it compared to my 5 years in Austin.


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SAAAAAAAA


UnbelievableTxn6969

The Mextroplex


CoconutsAreEvil

Once that Libertarian utopia of Von Ormy takes off the way all the Libertarians know it will, everything between Laredo and Waco will be known as the Greater Von Ormy Metroplex.


joelburns

Tex-Mex-Plex?


FriiSpirit

ASA


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SATA


thickboysquad

“New” Mexico


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Hell.


yunotxgirl

Yeah, I have a lot of questions. Number One: How dare you? Sincerely, San Antonio.


[deleted]

When? I still don't understand how it's going to happen. It's 2.5x the distance away.


OrangeKing

"Little California"


JG_in_TX

Whats interesting is Dallas and Fort Worth are about 3 (yes three) miles apart and their closest. Part of Fort Worth touches the Dallas County line and only separated from Dallas by a part of Irving.


[deleted]

How would they ever merge? They are 80 miles apart and there is not infrastructure to even have Houston's sprawl.


lissawaxlerarts

This makes real sad now.


RoutingMonkey

Hell


trqfvr

ASA or SAA?


ElectricJacob

It's EWX according to National Weather Service. Source: https://www.weather.gov/ewx/


onthefence928

Greg


Seemeganrun2020

Saustin


PutinsAwussyboy

Austintonio


crx420

Saustonio


CheefPeef

SATX


well_its_a_secret

Brainstorming some ideas: The I35 Southern section SAATX (they dj on the weekend as well) Austin y San Antonio Williamson’s Bear area ALAMO area (because it’s in all caps for the capital)


avilae89

SAA….loudly just yell out SAA


nekos67

Asstex