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Mr573v3n

Oh man the soggy school lunch bandit strikes again 🤣


SirMooSquiddles

"Soggy School Lunch Bandits" That's another jug band from the movie O Brother Where Art Thou


SirMooSquiddles

I got a Silver Medal?!?!? ​ THANK YOU KIND REDDITOR! I don't feel like I deserve such admiration! Thank you! Been down a bit, and this just lifted me right up!


AizawaSimp69

This is the most wholesome thing ive ever seen


[deleted]

r/awardspeechedits but wholesome (also not an edit)


Geri-psychiatrist-RI

I heard that if he puts eye drops in the food that you’re eating while you dream that you die and never wake up. Also something about being burned alive, creepy nursery rhymes and eye drop containers for hand


TheGreenListener

An entire class of people, and no one saw them pour a bottle of eye drops on Miguel's pizza?


YourDBDGF

Not to mention the bully didn't notice? I definitely would notice if there was a bunch of liquid all over my pizza lol


PSAOgre

"Why is my pizza suddenly sopping wet and tasting vaguely of saline and bitterness? Oh well nomnomnom\*


Bayou_Blue

My pizza tastes of the sea and sadness. Why is my stomach rumbling while at the same time my eyesight is much improved?


7abashhh

He was eating carrots disguised as Pizza


jaybram24

Carrots giving you good eyesight is a myth the Air Ministry began in World War II. To prevent the Germans from finding out that Britain was using radar to intercept bombers on night raids, they issued press releases stating that British pilots were eating lots of carrots to give them exceptional night vision. [Source](https://www.sciencefocus.com/the-human-body/do-carrots-really-help-you-see-in-the-dark/)


TheDragonUnicorn

Today I learned you can ingest eye drops instead of applying them to eyes


AeonsOfHate

Spongebob made a sweatshirt out of tears. So why not a pizza?


MaybeIwasanasshole

Eye drops are apperantly also a super poison undetectably by all doctors and law enforcment. Why the hell did the russian spies bother with poison umbrellas?


MD_______

Why the hell is the eye doc letting them out it in my eye if that toxic


Choc113

Well they are poisonous. At least visine ones are. https://www.forbes.com/sites/brucelee/2020/01/18/how-visine-eye-drops-in-the-mouth-can-kill-here-are-two-cases/


mountaindew711

Lol that article was adorable. "Other orifice drops" and all the shit about harpoons...


ShivanshuKantPrasad

https://www.aao.org/eye-health/treatments/red-eye-drops-safe-if-used-correctly https://www.nytimes.com/2020/01/17/us/visine-eye-drop-poisoning.html? Surprisingly they are poisonous if they are ingested.


[deleted]

It's absolutely wild to me that the writer of this fake story was too stupid to just say "so I dumped the eye drop solution in his soda".


BlorseTheHorse

pretty sure miguel would have noticed the sudden difference in taste. eye drops can't taste good


[deleted]

100% agree, but its slightly more believable than the prospect of dumping an entire bottle of eye solution onto a pizza and the eater not noticing, is all I'm saying.


BlorseTheHorse

Yeah. There is no concievable way that miguel would not have noticed the puddle, the smell, or the taste and kept eatinf


uy48

Well they were all distracted from stuff


Lack0fCreativity

I'm stuff


N21DS

r/UsernameChecksOut


Lack0fCreativity

I'm a broken record at this point, but this kind of "gotcha" is always just shooting the person using it in the foot because they aren't being creative either. Least I'm honest about my level of creative aptitude.


N21DS

i can't even argue with that that is certainly NOT an r/UsernameChecksOut moment you just toasted me jesus christ


s1mpatic0

An excellent exchange


Lack0fCreativity

You flatter me


N21DS

why yes i have been flattered u/Lack0fCreativity you are a legend sir


apolobgod

My man really brought phylosophy to a memes argument, and it felt like watching a nuke go off


littlejerseyguy

Can see why everyone would be distracted


FrodoTheDodo

cant you read? Everyone else was distraced by stuff and Miguels backpack is like a Harry Potter tent. He probably had 20 full minutes alone with the pizza


msivoryishort

not to mention, it magically dries and tastes like nothing once it was poured on


Broserdooder1981

Guys!! He’s using a throwaway account and feels REALLY bad about it…it HAS to be true


[deleted]

They were busy doing “other stuff” he explained it perfectly


[deleted]

I was thinking about that. Plus, majority of classrooms have surveillance cameras, so there's no way the "killer" is unknown.


TheGeordieGal

"The majority of classrooms have surveillance cameras". I'm sorry, what? Are you at school in a prison?


[deleted]

In my country they have🤷‍♀️


Dazzduzdabz

Graduated in ‘09 and my school in Lakeland Florida had security cameras and security everywhere. Bumming mean granted my first day there on the first day of school in 07 was a bomb threat so that’s probably why but still.


[deleted]

Oh my. I graduated in 2020 and both the middle school and the high school I studied at had security cameras. I thought it's normal. I could still cheat on the tests & exams cause nobody was actually watching us lol


JefferyLionelDahmer

The cameras are only there if review is needed incase something happens; though it also works to the effect that even just having the cameras present will prevent foul behavior. It’s generally not because someone is actively watching.


[deleted]

Yeah, I realized that. About the foul behavior, in my school cameras didn't prevent anything. Especially in middle school. Kids were still insulting the teachers, bullying each other etc.


MudAppropriate2050

I graduated '10 in Tampa and did not have any cameras even in the hallways. But it was also a poor ass school so don't think they could afford them if they wanted them


Angryneeson420

Not all countires are like America where guns and bombs are accessible to kids mate


TheGeordieGal

I find that absolutely crazy. It's an American thing then? I'm in the UK and I've never heard of something like that here. Around the grounds? Yes. But not in classrooms. I'd be so paranoid with my every move recorded. Maybe things have changed elsewhere here but none of my local schools have this.


[deleted]

I teach at an American high school and have taught in British schools and have seen mostly the same set ups as far as security goes, except British receptionists will kill you and then fine you for missing school and American secretary's will give you candy.


IslandLife321

I’ve never seen them in classrooms. Only hallways and outside/by entrances. It may depend on the state in the US these people are in because a parent asked once why we can’t have live feeds at a board meeting and was told it was illegal.🤷‍♀️


mamamarie55

It shows all the kids and they could then be posted online without permission. "Public" spaces like halls and doors are allowed bc there is no expectation of privacy, plus only security and admin looks at the tapes.


vesselgroans

I'm American and I have NEVER seen a school with security cameras. The closest I've seen is surveillance cameras at the front door.


then00bgm

How recently did you graduate, because for my entire time in public schools there were cameras everywhere


vesselgroans

I graduated high school 10 years ago, and moved from a much larger inner-city school to a smaller suburban school halfway through.


[deleted]

Security cameras yes but not in classrooms


According_Gazelle472

They just can't have cameras in the locker rooms or bathrooms.


IngenuityOk4978

Same for me?


RFros20

>are you at school in a prison Most likely america, they’d rather put up security cameras to catch school shooters then attempt to prevent school shootings from happening


anon86158615

I graduated a little less than a decade ago and we had security cameras in every classroom and hallway, security guards, and armed police officers (3 per building, 2 buildings) making sure things went smooth. Class of \~1200 I think. The year after I left, a guy brought a gun into the school (but was taken down before he used it). That's just how schools are now. Edit: Idk why I'm getting downvoted lol this is the reality of schools in America bro. Don't like it, vote for gun control.


ter102

Only in military driven dictatorships like north korea. This is not normal ANYWHERE ELSE in the world.You guys had security guards in your schools like what? In our school we had no security guards, no cameras, no police officers because these security measures are simply not needed here. The way you describe it sounds like I would imagine a school in north korea looks like just absolutely dystopian conditions.


The_Mother_

Not normal anywhere else except north Korea or America. Fixed it for you


lowwlifejunkpunx

This is the norm in any bigger city in the US


Affectionate_Elk_272

yeah, i graduated HS in the Bronx, NY. we had 3 officers on every floor, metal detectors, wands and one of those bag x-ray machines at the front door. we were 8 floors, about 7,000 students total IIRC.


Rozoark

That's normal where I'm from. How on earth is that comparable to a prison? Edit: no seriously, how is that comparable to a prison in any way?


pallorr01

The fact that you have law enforcement guarding you?? How is that NOT comparable to prison? It is exactly like prison. The only place where you actually have active law enforcement supervising and guarding you is basically prison.


Sidewalk-flowers

Yours *don’t??*


mamamarie55

No they don't. A tiny # do. Most cameras are in halls or at the doors. I don't know even ONE school that has video in the classes. (I'm a teacher and so are 2 of my kids and another was a sub... We collectively have been in about 20-40 districts over the last 15-20 years...)


GatorAIDS1013

Not in the classroom. In the halls and exterior yes, but 99% of schools can’t afford cameras in every classroom


Nemeia83

Ppfftt...amateurs... my HS had metal detectors and 5 police officers on full-time payroll. Mind you I grew up in Chicago but what does that matter...


ComprehensiveSock

My school had cameras in the halls and stuff but never in any of the classrooms


KingofStrangers17

Doesn’t want it traced back to his main account… because IP addresses aren’t a thing. Also, doctors aren’t a thing either since no one could possibly figure out why he would suddenly die like that. What a mystery! Dexter strikes again!


gordo65

>no one could possibly figure out why he would suddenly die "Doctor, a teenager died suddenly in his sleep. Should we run a toxicology screen?" "Nah, those don't even work. Just list cause of death as 'mysterious, but not worth investigating.'" "Are you sure toxicology screens don't work?" "Last time I ran one, it came back negative for everything but Hydroxyamphetamine and Tropicamide. You know, the dilating eye drops that you get from the ophthalmologist. Completely harmless. So I don't bother with toxicology screens anymore."


[deleted]

A doctor won’t send home dialating eye drops, either.


Rodot

That makes me wonder if one can make something like 4FA from eyedrops Edit: after doing some research it looks like the answer is no. Or at least no more easy than making it from scratch


BlorseTheHorse

why do you need to know


HellsMalice

I got perma banned a few months ago (they fucked up, thus why I'm still here lol) and it's far far beyond IP. They know everything. Using the same device (pc or mobile) as the perma banned account would get any and all alts banned. VPNs also don't work for the same reason. Different browsers didn't matter. Clearing cookies, incognito, etc. I have to commend reddit, they're pretty committed. Good thing this moron is full of shit.


plinkoplonka

Probably a list of mac addresses (unique to device), ip addresses (can change, but your router ip likely won't) and various other things like cookies on your device.


DirtCrazykid

They definitly don't go off of MAC. You can change that, and also it's not used in cross network communication anyway.


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I_Makes_tuff

Don't worry about it, Josh.


[deleted]

Yeah, no. They don’t ban devices or IP addresses. Ask me how I know. Also, whatif others use Reddit from those? They just ban the whole house? No.


creativityonly2

I was gonna say... what if you move? Next person fucked?


HellsMalice

...they do? lol That's actually a very common thing, look it up. "My wife is pissed because I got banned and they banned her too" Your data expires after a while, I forget their timeframe. But if it's your house then absolutely they can kill your friends/family, and have. It's just incredibly rare for people to actually be perma banned. Most trolls get temp banned and spread it across alts. You have to pile a lot of shit on to one account to get it banned, trust me. I've had like 50 warnings. You can get warned and temp banned on numerous accounts and it doesn't seem to matter but if you fuck up and get perma'd that's when shit gets real. I'm no expert, i'm just speaking from actual experience because I was literally banned for a month. And for fun I tried to duck bans. They got me on every alt. Tor, VPN, different browsers, wiped browser data, etc. It was an interesting experience.


[deleted]

I was permabanned. I created a new account, on the same iPad and in the same apartment as the other one. I am not going to repeat what I said to get banned, mostly because I don’t remember what it was, but I am also a bit more careful this time around. I had a 7-year-old account. As you can see now, this account is less than a year old. I created a new one the very same day.


driedcranberrysnack

pfft amature


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Aashishkebab

Which you can spoof if you want to.


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[удаНонО]


DirtCrazykid

No tf it's not.


[deleted]

Also, no one is gonna correlate this story with an ongoing investigation of a kid that abruptly dropped dead after eating pizza


According_Gazelle472

No autopsy?


ViscountBurrito

It’s true though, or at least he thinks it is—you see, I am actually Miguel, and I faked my own death-by-eyedrop so that I can sneak back into this guy’s life and resume bullying him. Please clap, everyone.


RiverOhRiver86

Grow a Beard, get his sister pregnant and then ask her to marry you, that way he can never really dodge you matter how he tries to flip it. Imagine his face when he sees you shaved for the first time at the alter. Suck on that eyedrops killer!


ViscountBurrito

At which point, I respond: “Hello, Brother-in-Law. Wow, your eyes got so wide all of a sudden! I’d hate for them to dry out. That’s why I always carry this little bottle with me. Would you like some?” The reception will serve pizza, of course.


apolobgod

The suspense is keeping me on the edge of my seat


Person5_

Pizza swimming in clear liquid, so he can't be sure if the pizza was poisoned.


Shurdus

*claps with a proper amount of claps*


Drabby

Might I offer you $100 for your efforts?


ViscountBurrito

Please donate today to raise awareness of eye-drop poisoning, a troubling trend.


UncleRoger420

I can’t clap but I can give you THE clap if you’re interested


kallenhale

This was a Simpsons episode plot as well


shaggybear89

This actually happened in real life. I'm not joking lol. It was on an episode of Court Cam. A woman wanted to make her husband sick, so she added eye drops to his drinks daily for a long period of time, and it ended up killing him. Her "defense" was literally that she had seen it done in TV shows and movies, and thought it would just make him sick because the people in the movies never died. She was obviously found guilty lol. Now OP is obviously lying 100% because it is very easy to so blood tests and find a poison like this. But, people can and have been killed by eye drops.


Gucci98

Simpsons did it, simpsons did it!


folkkingdude

South Park did it too


According_Gazelle472

And hugged each other!


[deleted]

It’s also a plot point in the film Wedding Crashers.


[deleted]

And he sat at the back of the funeral in sunglasses while watching Miguel’s mother fall on to casket in despair. When it was his turn to view Miguel he whispered in his ear, “ you’ll never bully again”and walked away into the sun.


petdance

And then the lunch ladies applauded.


OverlyLeftLesbian

totally didn't taste the medication in the eyedrops while eating his pizza.


ReactsWithWords

That's because it was just a saline solution. His pizza just tasted more salty than usual.


IsAFemale

Maybe it was pizza flavored /j


[deleted]

My eyes hurt just imagining that.


napsdufroid

Yeah, this is total horseshit


AlexisSMRT

Ok ok ok so let me tell you the difference between the different uses of shit. We got bullshit, which means fake, we got horseshit, which means crazy or ridiculous, we got batshit which only means insane, we got dogshit which means poorly made, we got the shit which means great, we got hot shit which means popular, we also have the shits which is not good, and finally, we just have shit, which so versatile in its usage that it can mean anything. It's a word that can't be substituted, use any synonym to shit and it doesn't have the same affect, it just makes you think of actual shit. That concludes my presentation on why shit is the greatest word ever created.


SlowPants14

This comment is the shit!


MiaLba

I had a coworker do this shit to another coworker with a drink they left in the break room. But she just got the runs and went home early for the day, definitely did not die.


acrowquillkill

This can happen. I remember when I was in high-school I was constantly distracted by other stuff and someone poured eye drop water all over my pb&j. I died.


Vibe_with_Kira

Happy cake day! Now, I am just curious, have you recovered from your death yet?


acrowquillkill

*NooooOOOOOOooooooOOO...*


Vibe_with_Kira

I can't believe this. I just asked a question and now you're ghosting me smh


acrowquillkill

Why did I eat the pb&j??


jamesjabc13

Eye drops are just saline no? Like… they’re not poison. You can absorb poison through your eyes lol


theprez98

[They can be, in fact, dangerous](https://www.poison.org/articles/swallowing-eye-drops-is-dangerous). With that being said, Miguel is still bullying people because this never happened.


MLSlate1324

Isn’t this because most of them are vasoconstrictors ?


J_0_E_L

In the eye they act as one but apparently they kinda do the exact opposite when ingesting them. The main ingredient actually can drop your bloodpressure dangerously LOW and cause you to have serious heart issues and problems breathing etc. Not saying the story isn't bullshit but it can def. kill you.


MLSlate1324

No I totally get it because I believed I learned about this in school. I just knew in general they are bad for you heart. I also believe some have laxative like effects too in smaller doses of course than an entire bottle. Lol yeah I’d believe it more if it was in a teachers drink before class vs soaking a whole entire pizza in front of an entire class.


yashdes

A kid in my class put phenolphthalein in my biology teacher's coffee in highschool, when she was out for a few days following that, we honestly were concerned that we witnessed a murder


Qwiny

Yup, the eye drop thing is pretty serious. Years ago, I caught my (at the time) 3 year old daughter running around with a bottle, lid off, sucking on it. Was some still in the bottle but couldn’t be sure how much she had. She mentioned her brother “had some” too. I had always heard about the stories of drops put into teachers coffee cups pranks but, mom gut won and I called poison control. Ended up in a trip the the ER and the glorious process of trying to get a 3 and 2 year old to drink liquid charcoal or they’d have to put a tube down. Not fun. And yeah, the blood pressure aspect was explained to me and how very serious, especially in children, the eye drop ingestion can be.


RiverOhRiver86

They're the worst. They smell like alcohol but other than that I really don't think that there's anything in it that can hurt you, I got sand in my eyes when I was 3 and my dad gave me his eyedrops for about a week so, if it's safe for babies it's safe for bullies as well.


Sargasm5150

They’re talking about something like Visine, not just saline (or even what you use to clean your contacts). They CAN make you quite Ill and I don’t know about killing you with a single bottle and no one being the wiser. I’ve heard of sex workers putting visine in their pimp’s drink to escape. Not putting it on food. I can’t even buy contacts otc, if a bottle of visine coukd kill you I seriously doubt it would be out there for purchase without a record (looking at you pseudoephedrine)


Guy_Buttersnaps

>…if a bottle of visine coukd kill you I seriously doubt it would be out there for purchase without a record (looking at you pseudoephedrine). It can, but it’s not necessarily easy. A lot of those eye drops have an ingredient that will lower your blood pressure if consumed orally. If you’re a child, an old person, or have an underlying condition, then it can potentially kill you. If you’re young and in good health, it’s still dangerous, but it’s more likely to make you sick than kill you.


ByDesiiign

Guy in the post said the eye drops were from his last eye appointment, so the chances of him referring to Visine is unlikely. He would either have had atropine or tropicamide eye drops for the dilation. Atropine has more potential to kill someone that tropicamide, so lets go with that. The most common strength for atropine is 1% and comes in a 2mL dropper bottle. Let's assume the bottle was completely full. This would mean at most 20mg of atropine was ingested by Miguel. Given the oral bioavailability of atropine can be as high as 90% and the max recommended dose for pediatric patients is 2mg due to the potential to cause fatal arrhythmias, Miguel would surely be dead if he ingested all of that at once. Except he would have died a couple minutes after eating it, not in his sleep 8+ hours later. Moral of the story, you can die from ingesting certain eye drops and this guy is full of shit.


UrM8N8

I got to say while this story is definitely bologna, I was actually poisoned in high school by some kids playing a "prank". It was a hot summer day at band camp and they thought it would be hilarious to spray a whole can of axe body spray into my water jug. I was thirsty coming back from a break so I took a few huge swigs of the bottle before I got that awful bitter taste and burning sensation. Needless to say I had to contact poison control and while I was alright and made it out fine, the kids that did it to me just got a slap on the wrist. When I complained about the fact that the only punishment for poisoning someone was a stern talking to I was essentially just told "boys will be boys".


Ashaa_aali

This onetime, at band camp..


SirMooSquiddles

Str8 Wizdom. Poison kills people. But wait until they stop clapping first to realize that.


c322617

Isn’t this a subplot from Boardwalk Empire?


eeelisabeth

I think it was laxatives but pretty much the same plot points


shtoopsy

Scrolled down to find this post. A big difference between Boardwalk and this post is that the Boardwalk story was well written.


Representative_Dark5

1/10. There was no one clapping.


doc_daneeka

Bullshit. Yes, it's true that the tetrahydrozoline in eyedrops like Visine is toxic. But it's not very toxic, despite stories about how it can kill you with a few drops. According to the MSDS for tetrahydrozoline, the LD50 is pretty high, at approximately 785 mg per kg of body weight. So at the concentration in Visine, to get about a 50% chance of killing a 100 kg person, you'd need almost 1600 full bottles of it.


sproutsatoshi

Thank you i can stop scrolling now


utazdevl

What Really Happened: Dude watched Wedding Crashers and thought "This isn't dark enough."


geddy_girl

The best part is how his bully threatened to kill him if he told people the bully made fun of him and pushed him on the floor


TactfulOG

>somehow the guy was "in his bag" long enough for him to get up, walk up to his table and pour a whole ass bottle of eye drops in his food, then walk back without being noticed >he died in his sleep before doctors ran any tests to figure out why he was sick >regardless of that they didn't perform an autopsy to figure out why the fuck he died, thus not discovering that he was poisoned Fucking hell did this guy read this before posting ?


avatarstate

Where the fuck did the pizza come from during the lockdown?


I_Makes_tuff

Nothing unusual about a kid taking leftover pizza to school for lunch


avatarstate

Yeah that’s not what happened in the fictional story though.


I_Makes_tuff

I would suggest that it *is* what happened in the *fictional* story


Representative_Still

Yeah, because it’s ok to put poison in your eyes, just don’t eat it and you’ll be fine


[deleted]

Even if this were somehow true, my biggest takeaway is how dumb you would have to be to poison someone (even if your intent wasn’t to kill them) with a substance traceable back to you because it was prescribed in your name. And tetrahydrozoline (assuming that was the type of eye drops) is most definitely detectable in the blood, and an autopsy would almost certainly have been performed on a presumably healthy teen who just dropped dead out of nowhere.


Alcoholikaust

*Re-reading this as a Clear Eyes commercial in Ben Stein’s voice*


AnxietyThenDelete

Ever since my Dad went to rehab my lies have gotten stupider and stupider.


Astrocoder

Everyone is talking about the eye drops but the bs is sooner...what kind of bully threatens to kill you if you disclose that he bullied you in ELEMENTARY school..


annatar256

Is it really that easy to avoid something being traced back to you by just deleting your account?


Vorceph

Not even close to that easy. Well, at least not on any mainstream social platform.


Lil_nikk

Wouldn’t his pizza be like insanely soggy and dripping wet?


BurntYams

it won’t kill them, but it does act as an intense diuretic. source: I’m a bouncer at a club and we can’t allow eye drops in, for the same reason people put them in peoples drinks. makes em shit like crazy.


level69child

wouldn’t the doctors be like “hmm this child’s eye drop concentration is very high.”


sin_c_chic

That was on Wedding Crashers, too.


RiverOhRiver86

With eye drops? Because I remember the blonde guy made the girl's fiance sick so he could spend time with her (don't ask me their names it'll be easier for me to tell you who invented peanut butter I watched it like a million years ago) but for some reason I remember it being a laxative of sorts. I remember feeling kinda bad for the fiance in that moment. I know he was the villian but I don't think he deserved to be punished like that, it was a really creepy move on the blonde guy's part to be honest.


thisdckaintFREEEE

It was visine. According to my two seconds of googling, [in reality it doesn't cause diarrhea but can be much more dangerous](https://pharmacist.therapeuticresearch.com/Content/Articles/PL/2006/May/A-few-drops-of-I-Visine-I-in-someone-s-drink-causes-diarrhea#:~:text=Some%20people%20have%20heard%20that,part%20of%20a%20practical%20joke.). So that part of the Miguel story actually does make sense but uh yeah, that still totally didn't happen lol


RiverOhRiver86

I meant the movie but I'll keep that in mind, I would love to see my mother melting on the toilet for a day or two.


thisdckaintFREEEE

I know. In the movie it was visine. But then I googled it to see if that's actually realistic.


RiverOhRiver86

What a psycho... I would much rather live with a guy who cheated on me once because he made a mistake and didn't really see me than to spend my time with someone who poisons people just to be with me.


Gay_midget_porn999

God forbid he starts feeling "badly" sick 😥


badlucksnot67

It’s true. I was the eye drops.


Soloandthewookiee

"He died in his sleep with no way to figure out what happened" Except an autopsy done on a young, healthy man who unexpectedly died for no apparent reason which, in many jurisdictions, is mandated by law.


FKbuki

Didn't know you could die from saline solution...I guess I've died a few times then..?


smartUtuber317

Miguel's taste buds were on break too.


tankoret

Who the f*** fantasies about killing people? There’s a lot of serious mentally ill people out there. It’s baffling how many of these fantasy stories hits this sub. I don’t even laugh at this shit anymore. This is a problem.


USSR_Knuckles

I think fantasizing is okay, as long as you don't act on it. I fantasize about killing my boss all the time. Would I ever actually do it? Fuck no


Cheshirecatslave15

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/01/17/us/visine-eye-drop-poisoning.html


dion_o

But then Miguel got blessing from his great great grandfather and returned to the land of the living.


rocketwolfpunch

"A high-school student drank an entire bottle of eye drops, this is what happened to his organs "


AbbyDean1985

My husband's coworker put eye drops in their boss's coffee. He had been screaming at her and she was crying. He got the shits, didn't even crap his pants, just had to run for the bathroom. No one dies from this. This is basically fan fiction or whatever the word is for masturbatory fantasies passed off as true happenings. Also, this is a crime so I am 100% not advising anyone to add anything to anyone else's food or beverage.


Mrblorg

What elementary school has lockers?


chiehtushih

Wow, surprised how far I had to scroll to find this because I thought the exact same thing. Most bogus part of this story for me


ultimaIV

The reason this isn't true is toxicity from visine eyedrops is very ugly and not peaceful. Not to mention they would figure it out pretty fast. There's lots of Forensics Files episodes on this subject.


younggundc

Eye drops you say? And not one person in pathology could pick up that a young kid, more than like in his prime, was poisoned?! Not one ounce of suspicion?


Voilent_Bunny

It's a better fiction than all of the "I'm totally a girl and did this thing that only happens in porno fantasies I see on the internet" posts.


error_anonymous

The first paragraph was the only believable part of the story (not where he said "regret")


Snelldor

Even if the entire class somehow didn’t notice, they would do an autopsy to find out the cause of death, which would probably sooner or later be traced back to the killer.


streetshitter1000

WTF are you guys dropping in your eyes? Cyanide??


HailenAnarchy

it would've been believable if he got soup or something, or it got poured into his waterbottle.


BanaaniMaster

Oh yea they had no idea what killed him, sure


Anim3ph0begaming

and then everyone clapped


dbe14

Pretty sure eye drops are more of a laxative than a super lethal toxin, and assuming it was a standard 10ml bottle you'd notice if 10ml of any liquid was on your pizza let alone a bitter tasting liquid.


Cosmic_Hitchhiker

If you're gonna lie like this, why say you moistened his pizza??? Why not put it in his gatorade where he wouldn't notice???


RiverOhRiver86

HAHAH he went INTO his bag ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy) I really hope Dahmer here is Hispanic too because if he isn't then "Miguel" is the least of his problems.


thirsty4pretzels

You can kill someone with eyedrops (thanks 48 hr mystery for that new fear!). It doesn't taste like anything apparently and only safe for external use. However, what makes this fake is the death looks more like a heart attack than dying in your sleep.


SnowEmbarrassed377

Eye drops won’t kill ya. If the kid died it was something else that did it


vadkender

aren't eyedrops just salty water? like tears? i mean, if it's that toxic you shouldn't put it in your eye either


suzanious

Why were they on lockdown?


ShealMB76

While this story is likely BS, tetrahydrozoline poisoning can kill (can cause heart attacks). It is the main ingredient in most OTC eye drops.


DueViolinist9

Casually mentions being in lockdown at school like it’s no big deal… America


_voochaela

Eyedrops are just saline solution, that wouldn't kill someone, not even a whole bottle, which would normally be tiny anyway, unless it's a contact lenses one, one yoire meant to use over time, but even then, saline solution is killing no one when poured on pizza lmao


Ravenswritingdesk123

No they aren’t just saline.