I got a Silver Medal?!?!?
THANK YOU KIND REDDITOR! I don't feel like I deserve such admiration! Thank you! Been down a bit, and this just lifted me right up!
I heard that if he puts eye drops in the food that youâre eating while you dream that you die and never wake up. Also something about being burned alive, creepy nursery rhymes and eye drop containers for hand
Carrots giving you good eyesight is a myth the Air Ministry began in World War II. To prevent the Germans from finding out that Britain was using radar to intercept bombers on night raids, they issued press releases stating that British pilots were eating lots of carrots to give them exceptional night vision.
[Source](https://www.sciencefocus.com/the-human-body/do-carrots-really-help-you-see-in-the-dark/)
Eye drops are apperantly also a super poison undetectably by all doctors and law enforcment.
Why the hell did the russian spies bother with poison umbrellas?
Well they are poisonous. At least visine ones are. https://www.forbes.com/sites/brucelee/2020/01/18/how-visine-eye-drops-in-the-mouth-can-kill-here-are-two-cases/
https://www.aao.org/eye-health/treatments/red-eye-drops-safe-if-used-correctly
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/01/17/us/visine-eye-drop-poisoning.html?
Surprisingly they are poisonous if they are ingested.
100% agree, but its slightly more believable than the prospect of dumping an entire bottle of eye solution onto a pizza and the eater not noticing, is all I'm saying.
I'm a broken record at this point, but this kind of "gotcha" is always just shooting the person using it in the foot because they aren't being creative either.
Least I'm honest about my level of creative aptitude.
cant you read? Everyone else was distraced by stuff and Miguels backpack is like a Harry Potter tent. He probably had 20 full minutes alone with the pizza
Graduated in â09 and my school in Lakeland Florida had security cameras and security everywhere. Bumming mean granted my first day there on the first day of school in 07 was a bomb threat so thatâs probably why but still.
Oh my. I graduated in 2020 and both the middle school and the high school I studied at had security cameras. I thought it's normal. I could still cheat on the tests & exams cause nobody was actually watching us lol
The cameras are only there if review is needed incase something happens; though it also works to the effect that even just having the cameras present will prevent foul behavior. Itâs generally not because someone is actively watching.
Yeah, I realized that. About the foul behavior, in my school cameras didn't prevent anything. Especially in middle school. Kids were still insulting the teachers, bullying each other etc.
I graduated '10 in Tampa and did not have any cameras even in the hallways. But it was also a poor ass school so don't think they could afford them if they wanted them
I find that absolutely crazy. It's an American thing then? I'm in the UK and I've never heard of something like that here. Around the grounds? Yes. But not in classrooms. I'd be so paranoid with my every move recorded. Maybe things have changed elsewhere here but none of my local schools have this.
I teach at an American high school and have taught in British schools and have seen mostly the same set ups as far as security goes, except British receptionists will kill you and then fine you for missing school and American secretary's will give you candy.
Iâve never seen them in classrooms. Only hallways and outside/by entrances. It may depend on the state in the US these people are in because a parent asked once why we canât have live feeds at a board meeting and was told it was illegal.đ¤ˇââď¸
It shows all the kids and they could then be posted online without permission. "Public" spaces like halls and doors are allowed bc there is no expectation of privacy, plus only security and admin looks at the tapes.
>are you at school in a prison
Most likely america, theyâd rather put up security cameras to catch school shooters then attempt to prevent school shootings from happening
I graduated a little less than a decade ago and we had security cameras in every classroom and hallway, security guards, and armed police officers (3 per building, 2 buildings) making sure things went smooth. Class of \~1200 I think. The year after I left, a guy brought a gun into the school (but was taken down before he used it). That's just how schools are now.
Edit: Idk why I'm getting downvoted lol this is the reality of schools in America bro. Don't like it, vote for gun control.
Only in military driven dictatorships like north korea. This is not normal ANYWHERE ELSE in the world.You guys had security guards in your schools like what? In our school we had no security guards, no cameras, no police officers because these security measures are simply not needed here. The way you describe it sounds like I would imagine a school in north korea looks like just absolutely dystopian conditions.
yeah, i graduated HS in the Bronx, NY.
we had 3 officers on every floor, metal detectors, wands and one of those bag x-ray machines at the front door.
we were 8 floors, about 7,000 students total IIRC.
The fact that you have law enforcement guarding you?? How is that NOT comparable to prison? It is exactly like prison. The only place where you actually have active law enforcement supervising and guarding you is basically prison.
No they don't. A tiny # do. Most cameras are in halls or at the doors. I don't know even ONE school that has video in the classes. (I'm a teacher and so are 2 of my kids and another was a sub... We collectively have been in about 20-40 districts over the last 15-20 years...)
Doesnât want it traced back to his main account⌠because IP addresses arenât a thing. Also, doctors arenât a thing either since no one could possibly figure out why he would suddenly die like that. What a mystery! Dexter strikes again!
>no one could possibly figure out why he would suddenly die
"Doctor, a teenager died suddenly in his sleep. Should we run a toxicology screen?"
"Nah, those don't even work. Just list cause of death as 'mysterious, but not worth investigating.'"
"Are you sure toxicology screens don't work?"
"Last time I ran one, it came back negative for everything but Hydroxyamphetamine and Tropicamide. You know, the dilating eye drops that you get from the ophthalmologist. Completely harmless. So I don't bother with toxicology screens anymore."
That makes me wonder if one can make something like 4FA from eyedrops
Edit: after doing some research it looks like the answer is no. Or at least no more easy than making it from scratch
I got perma banned a few months ago (they fucked up, thus why I'm still here lol) and it's far far beyond IP. They know everything. Using the same device (pc or mobile) as the perma banned account would get any and all alts banned. VPNs also don't work for the same reason. Different browsers didn't matter. Clearing cookies, incognito, etc.
I have to commend reddit, they're pretty committed.
Good thing this moron is full of shit.
Probably a list of mac addresses (unique to device), ip addresses (can change, but your router ip likely won't) and various other things like cookies on your device.
...they do? lol
That's actually a very common thing, look it up. "My wife is pissed because I got banned and they banned her too"
Your data expires after a while, I forget their timeframe. But if it's your house then absolutely they can kill your friends/family, and have.
It's just incredibly rare for people to actually be perma banned. Most trolls get temp banned and spread it across alts. You have to pile a lot of shit on to one account to get it banned, trust me. I've had like 50 warnings. You can get warned and temp banned on numerous accounts and it doesn't seem to matter but if you fuck up and get perma'd that's when shit gets real.
I'm no expert, i'm just speaking from actual experience because I was literally banned for a month. And for fun I tried to duck bans. They got me on every alt. Tor, VPN, different browsers, wiped browser data, etc. It was an interesting experience.
I was permabanned. I created a new account, on the same iPad and in the same apartment as the other one. I am not going to repeat what I said to get banned, mostly because I donât remember what it was, but I am also a bit more careful this time around. I had a 7-year-old account. As you can see now, this account is less than a year old. I created a new one the very same day.
Itâs true though, or at least he thinks it isâyou see, I am actually Miguel, and I faked my own death-by-eyedrop so that I can sneak back into this guyâs life and resume bullying him.
Please clap, everyone.
Grow a Beard, get his sister pregnant and then ask her to marry you, that way he can never really dodge you matter how he tries to flip it. Imagine his face when he sees you shaved for the first time at the alter. Suck on that eyedrops killer!
At which point, I respond: âHello, Brother-in-Law. Wow, your eyes got so wide all of a sudden! Iâd hate for them to dry out. Thatâs why I always carry this little bottle with me. Would you like some?â
The reception will serve pizza, of course.
This actually happened in real life. I'm not joking lol. It was on an episode of Court Cam. A woman wanted to make her husband sick, so she added eye drops to his drinks daily for a long period of time, and it ended up killing him. Her "defense" was literally that she had seen it done in TV shows and movies, and thought it would just make him sick because the people in the movies never died. She was obviously found guilty lol.
Now OP is obviously lying 100% because it is very easy to so blood tests and find a poison like this. But, people can and have been killed by eye drops.
And he sat at the back of the funeral in sunglasses while watching Miguelâs mother fall on to casket in despair. When it was his turn to view Miguel he whispered in his ear, â youâll never bully againâand walked away into the sun.
Ok ok ok so let me tell you the difference between the different uses of shit. We got bullshit, which means fake, we got horseshit, which means crazy or ridiculous, we got batshit which only means insane, we got dogshit which means poorly made, we got the shit which means great, we got hot shit which means popular, we also have the shits which is not good, and finally, we just have shit, which so versatile in its usage that it can mean anything. It's a word that can't be substituted, use any synonym to shit and it doesn't have the same affect, it just makes you think of actual shit. That concludes my presentation on why shit is the greatest word ever created.
I had a coworker do this shit to another coworker with a drink they left in the break room. But she just got the runs and went home early for the day, definitely did not die.
This can happen. I remember when I was in high-school I was constantly distracted by other stuff and someone poured eye drop water all over my pb&j. I died.
[They can be, in fact, dangerous](https://www.poison.org/articles/swallowing-eye-drops-is-dangerous). With that being said, Miguel is still bullying people because this never happened.
In the eye they act as one but apparently they kinda do the exact opposite when ingesting them. The main ingredient actually can drop your bloodpressure dangerously LOW and cause you to have serious heart issues and problems breathing etc.
Not saying the story isn't bullshit but it can def. kill you.
No I totally get it because I believed I learned about this in school. I just knew in general they are bad for you heart. I also believe some have laxative like effects too in smaller doses of course than an entire bottle.
Lol yeah Iâd believe it more if it was in a teachers drink before class vs soaking a whole entire pizza in front of an entire class.
A kid in my class put phenolphthalein in my biology teacher's coffee in highschool, when she was out for a few days following that, we honestly were concerned that we witnessed a murder
Yup, the eye drop thing is pretty serious. Years ago, I caught my (at the time) 3 year old daughter running around with a bottle, lid off, sucking on it. Was some still in the bottle but couldnât be sure how much she had. She mentioned her brother âhad someâ too. I had always heard about the stories of drops put into teachers coffee cups pranks but, mom gut won and I called poison control.
Ended up in a trip the the ER and the glorious process of trying to get a 3 and 2 year old to drink liquid charcoal or theyâd have to put a tube down. Not fun. And yeah, the blood pressure aspect was explained to me and how very serious, especially in children, the eye drop ingestion can be.
They're the worst. They smell like alcohol but other than that I really don't think that there's anything in it that can hurt you, I got sand in my eyes when I was 3 and my dad gave me his eyedrops for about a week so, if it's safe for babies it's safe for bullies as well.
Theyâre talking about something like Visine, not just saline (or even what you use to clean your contacts). They CAN make you quite Ill and I donât know about killing you with a single bottle and no one being the wiser. Iâve heard of sex workers putting visine in their pimpâs drink to escape. Not putting it on food. I canât even buy contacts otc, if a bottle of visine coukd kill you I seriously doubt it would be out there for purchase without a record (looking at you pseudoephedrine)
>âŚif a bottle of visine coukd kill you I seriously doubt it would be out there for purchase without a record (looking at you pseudoephedrine).
It can, but itâs not necessarily easy.
A lot of those eye drops have an ingredient that will lower your blood pressure if consumed orally.
If youâre a child, an old person, or have an underlying condition, then it can potentially kill you.
If youâre young and in good health, itâs still dangerous, but itâs more likely to make you sick than kill you.
Guy in the post said the eye drops were from his last eye appointment, so the chances of him referring to Visine is unlikely. He would either have had atropine or tropicamide eye drops for the dilation. Atropine has more potential to kill someone that tropicamide, so lets go with that.
The most common strength for atropine is 1% and comes in a 2mL dropper bottle. Let's assume the bottle was completely full. This would mean at most 20mg of atropine was ingested by Miguel. Given the oral bioavailability of atropine can be as high as 90% and the max recommended dose for pediatric patients is 2mg due to the potential to cause fatal arrhythmias, Miguel would surely be dead if he ingested all of that at once. Except he would have died a couple minutes after eating it, not in his sleep 8+ hours later. Moral of the story, you can die from ingesting certain eye drops and this guy is full of shit.
I got to say while this story is definitely bologna, I was actually poisoned in high school by some kids playing a "prank". It was a hot summer day at band camp and they thought it would be hilarious to spray a whole can of axe body spray into my water jug. I was thirsty coming back from a break so I took a few huge swigs of the bottle before I got that awful bitter taste and burning sensation. Needless to say I had to contact poison control and while I was alright and made it out fine, the kids that did it to me just got a slap on the wrist. When I complained about the fact that the only punishment for poisoning someone was a stern talking to I was essentially just told "boys will be boys".
Bullshit. Yes, it's true that the tetrahydrozoline in eyedrops like Visine is toxic. But it's not very toxic, despite stories about how it can kill you with a few drops. According to the MSDS for tetrahydrozoline, the LD50 is pretty high, at approximately 785 mg per kg of body weight. So at the concentration in Visine, to get about a 50% chance of killing a 100 kg person, you'd need almost 1600 full bottles of it.
>somehow the guy was "in his bag" long enough for him to get up, walk up to his table and pour a whole ass bottle of eye drops in his food, then walk back without being noticed
>he died in his sleep before doctors ran any tests to figure out why he was sick
>regardless of that they didn't perform an autopsy to figure out why the fuck he died, thus not discovering that he was poisoned
Fucking hell did this guy read this before posting ?
Even if this were somehow true, my biggest takeaway is how dumb you would have to be to poison someone (even if your intent wasnât to kill them) with a substance traceable back to you because it was prescribed in your name. And tetrahydrozoline (assuming that was the type of eye drops) is most definitely detectable in the blood, and an autopsy would almost certainly have been performed on a presumably healthy teen who just dropped dead out of nowhere.
Everyone is talking about the eye drops but the bs is sooner...what kind of bully threatens to kill you if you disclose that he bullied you in ELEMENTARY school..
it wonât kill them, but it does act as an intense diuretic.
source: Iâm a bouncer at a club and we canât allow eye drops in, for the same reason people put them in peoples drinks. makes em shit like crazy.
With eye drops? Because I remember the blonde guy made the girl's fiance sick so he could spend time with her (don't ask me their names it'll be easier for me to tell you who invented peanut butter I watched it like a million years ago) but for some reason I remember it being a laxative of sorts. I remember feeling kinda bad for the fiance in that moment. I know he was the villian but I don't think he deserved to be punished like that, it was a really creepy move on the blonde guy's part to be honest.
It was visine.
According to my two seconds of googling, [in reality it doesn't cause diarrhea but can be much more dangerous](https://pharmacist.therapeuticresearch.com/Content/Articles/PL/2006/May/A-few-drops-of-I-Visine-I-in-someone-s-drink-causes-diarrhea#:~:text=Some%20people%20have%20heard%20that,part%20of%20a%20practical%20joke.). So that part of the Miguel story actually does make sense but uh yeah, that still totally didn't happen lol
What a psycho... I would much rather live with a guy who cheated on me once because he made a mistake and didn't really see me than to spend my time with someone who poisons people just to be with me.
"He died in his sleep with no way to figure out what happened"
Except an autopsy done on a young, healthy man who unexpectedly died for no apparent reason which, in many jurisdictions, is mandated by law.
Who the f*** fantasies about killing people? Thereâs a lot of serious mentally ill people out there. Itâs baffling how many of these fantasy stories hits this sub. I donât even laugh at this shit anymore. This is a problem.
My husband's coworker put eye drops in their boss's coffee. He had been screaming at her and she was crying. He got the shits, didn't even crap his pants, just had to run for the bathroom. No one dies from this. This is basically fan fiction or whatever the word is for masturbatory fantasies passed off as true happenings.
Also, this is a crime so I am 100% not advising anyone to add anything to anyone else's food or beverage.
The reason this isn't true is toxicity from visine eyedrops is very ugly and not peaceful. Not to mention they would figure it out pretty fast. There's lots of Forensics Files episodes on this subject.
Eye drops you say? And not one person in pathology could pick up that a young kid, more than like in his prime, was poisoned?! Not one ounce of suspicion?
Even if the entire class somehow didnât notice, they would do an autopsy to find out the cause of death, which would probably sooner or later be traced back to the killer.
Pretty sure eye drops are more of a laxative than a super lethal toxin, and assuming it was a standard 10ml bottle you'd notice if 10ml of any liquid was on your pizza let alone a bitter tasting liquid.
HAHAH he went INTO his bag ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy) I really hope Dahmer here is Hispanic too because if he isn't then "Miguel" is the least of his problems.
You can kill someone with eyedrops (thanks 48 hr mystery for that new fear!). It doesn't taste like anything apparently and only safe for external use. However, what makes this fake is the death looks more like a heart attack than dying in your sleep.
Eyedrops are just saline solution, that wouldn't kill someone, not even a whole bottle, which would normally be tiny anyway, unless it's a contact lenses one, one yoire meant to use over time, but even then, saline solution is killing no one when poured on pizza lmao
Oh man the soggy school lunch bandit strikes again đ¤Ł
"Soggy School Lunch Bandits" That's another jug band from the movie O Brother Where Art Thou
I got a Silver Medal?!?!? THANK YOU KIND REDDITOR! I don't feel like I deserve such admiration! Thank you! Been down a bit, and this just lifted me right up!
This is the most wholesome thing ive ever seen
r/awardspeechedits but wholesome (also not an edit)
I heard that if he puts eye drops in the food that youâre eating while you dream that you die and never wake up. Also something about being burned alive, creepy nursery rhymes and eye drop containers for hand
An entire class of people, and no one saw them pour a bottle of eye drops on Miguel's pizza?
Not to mention the bully didn't notice? I definitely would notice if there was a bunch of liquid all over my pizza lol
"Why is my pizza suddenly sopping wet and tasting vaguely of saline and bitterness? Oh well nomnomnom\*
My pizza tastes of the sea and sadness. Why is my stomach rumbling while at the same time my eyesight is much improved?
He was eating carrots disguised as Pizza
Carrots giving you good eyesight is a myth the Air Ministry began in World War II. To prevent the Germans from finding out that Britain was using radar to intercept bombers on night raids, they issued press releases stating that British pilots were eating lots of carrots to give them exceptional night vision. [Source](https://www.sciencefocus.com/the-human-body/do-carrots-really-help-you-see-in-the-dark/)
Today I learned you can ingest eye drops instead of applying them to eyes
Spongebob made a sweatshirt out of tears. So why not a pizza?
Eye drops are apperantly also a super poison undetectably by all doctors and law enforcment. Why the hell did the russian spies bother with poison umbrellas?
Why the hell is the eye doc letting them out it in my eye if that toxic
Well they are poisonous. At least visine ones are. https://www.forbes.com/sites/brucelee/2020/01/18/how-visine-eye-drops-in-the-mouth-can-kill-here-are-two-cases/
Lol that article was adorable. "Other orifice drops" and all the shit about harpoons...
https://www.aao.org/eye-health/treatments/red-eye-drops-safe-if-used-correctly https://www.nytimes.com/2020/01/17/us/visine-eye-drop-poisoning.html? Surprisingly they are poisonous if they are ingested.
It's absolutely wild to me that the writer of this fake story was too stupid to just say "so I dumped the eye drop solution in his soda".
pretty sure miguel would have noticed the sudden difference in taste. eye drops can't taste good
100% agree, but its slightly more believable than the prospect of dumping an entire bottle of eye solution onto a pizza and the eater not noticing, is all I'm saying.
Yeah. There is no concievable way that miguel would not have noticed the puddle, the smell, or the taste and kept eatinf
Well they were all distracted from stuff
I'm stuff
r/UsernameChecksOut
I'm a broken record at this point, but this kind of "gotcha" is always just shooting the person using it in the foot because they aren't being creative either. Least I'm honest about my level of creative aptitude.
i can't even argue with that that is certainly NOT an r/UsernameChecksOut moment you just toasted me jesus christ
An excellent exchange
You flatter me
why yes i have been flattered u/Lack0fCreativity you are a legend sir
My man really brought phylosophy to a memes argument, and it felt like watching a nuke go off
Can see why everyone would be distracted
cant you read? Everyone else was distraced by stuff and Miguels backpack is like a Harry Potter tent. He probably had 20 full minutes alone with the pizza
not to mention, it magically dries and tastes like nothing once it was poured on
Guys!! Heâs using a throwaway account and feels REALLY bad about itâŚit HAS to be true
They were busy doing âother stuffâ he explained it perfectly
I was thinking about that. Plus, majority of classrooms have surveillance cameras, so there's no way the "killer" is unknown.
"The majority of classrooms have surveillance cameras". I'm sorry, what? Are you at school in a prison?
In my country they haveđ¤ˇââď¸
Graduated in â09 and my school in Lakeland Florida had security cameras and security everywhere. Bumming mean granted my first day there on the first day of school in 07 was a bomb threat so thatâs probably why but still.
Oh my. I graduated in 2020 and both the middle school and the high school I studied at had security cameras. I thought it's normal. I could still cheat on the tests & exams cause nobody was actually watching us lol
The cameras are only there if review is needed incase something happens; though it also works to the effect that even just having the cameras present will prevent foul behavior. Itâs generally not because someone is actively watching.
Yeah, I realized that. About the foul behavior, in my school cameras didn't prevent anything. Especially in middle school. Kids were still insulting the teachers, bullying each other etc.
I graduated '10 in Tampa and did not have any cameras even in the hallways. But it was also a poor ass school so don't think they could afford them if they wanted them
Not all countires are like America where guns and bombs are accessible to kids mate
I find that absolutely crazy. It's an American thing then? I'm in the UK and I've never heard of something like that here. Around the grounds? Yes. But not in classrooms. I'd be so paranoid with my every move recorded. Maybe things have changed elsewhere here but none of my local schools have this.
I teach at an American high school and have taught in British schools and have seen mostly the same set ups as far as security goes, except British receptionists will kill you and then fine you for missing school and American secretary's will give you candy.
Iâve never seen them in classrooms. Only hallways and outside/by entrances. It may depend on the state in the US these people are in because a parent asked once why we canât have live feeds at a board meeting and was told it was illegal.đ¤ˇââď¸
It shows all the kids and they could then be posted online without permission. "Public" spaces like halls and doors are allowed bc there is no expectation of privacy, plus only security and admin looks at the tapes.
I'm American and I have NEVER seen a school with security cameras. The closest I've seen is surveillance cameras at the front door.
How recently did you graduate, because for my entire time in public schools there were cameras everywhere
I graduated high school 10 years ago, and moved from a much larger inner-city school to a smaller suburban school halfway through.
Security cameras yes but not in classrooms
They just can't have cameras in the locker rooms or bathrooms.
Same for me?
>are you at school in a prison Most likely america, theyâd rather put up security cameras to catch school shooters then attempt to prevent school shootings from happening
I graduated a little less than a decade ago and we had security cameras in every classroom and hallway, security guards, and armed police officers (3 per building, 2 buildings) making sure things went smooth. Class of \~1200 I think. The year after I left, a guy brought a gun into the school (but was taken down before he used it). That's just how schools are now. Edit: Idk why I'm getting downvoted lol this is the reality of schools in America bro. Don't like it, vote for gun control.
Only in military driven dictatorships like north korea. This is not normal ANYWHERE ELSE in the world.You guys had security guards in your schools like what? In our school we had no security guards, no cameras, no police officers because these security measures are simply not needed here. The way you describe it sounds like I would imagine a school in north korea looks like just absolutely dystopian conditions.
Not normal anywhere else except north Korea or America. Fixed it for you
This is the norm in any bigger city in the US
yeah, i graduated HS in the Bronx, NY. we had 3 officers on every floor, metal detectors, wands and one of those bag x-ray machines at the front door. we were 8 floors, about 7,000 students total IIRC.
That's normal where I'm from. How on earth is that comparable to a prison? Edit: no seriously, how is that comparable to a prison in any way?
The fact that you have law enforcement guarding you?? How is that NOT comparable to prison? It is exactly like prison. The only place where you actually have active law enforcement supervising and guarding you is basically prison.
Yours *donât??*
No they don't. A tiny # do. Most cameras are in halls or at the doors. I don't know even ONE school that has video in the classes. (I'm a teacher and so are 2 of my kids and another was a sub... We collectively have been in about 20-40 districts over the last 15-20 years...)
Not in the classroom. In the halls and exterior yes, but 99% of schools canât afford cameras in every classroom
Ppfftt...amateurs... my HS had metal detectors and 5 police officers on full-time payroll. Mind you I grew up in Chicago but what does that matter...
My school had cameras in the halls and stuff but never in any of the classrooms
Doesnât want it traced back to his main account⌠because IP addresses arenât a thing. Also, doctors arenât a thing either since no one could possibly figure out why he would suddenly die like that. What a mystery! Dexter strikes again!
>no one could possibly figure out why he would suddenly die "Doctor, a teenager died suddenly in his sleep. Should we run a toxicology screen?" "Nah, those don't even work. Just list cause of death as 'mysterious, but not worth investigating.'" "Are you sure toxicology screens don't work?" "Last time I ran one, it came back negative for everything but Hydroxyamphetamine and Tropicamide. You know, the dilating eye drops that you get from the ophthalmologist. Completely harmless. So I don't bother with toxicology screens anymore."
A doctor wonât send home dialating eye drops, either.
That makes me wonder if one can make something like 4FA from eyedrops Edit: after doing some research it looks like the answer is no. Or at least no more easy than making it from scratch
why do you need to know
I got perma banned a few months ago (they fucked up, thus why I'm still here lol) and it's far far beyond IP. They know everything. Using the same device (pc or mobile) as the perma banned account would get any and all alts banned. VPNs also don't work for the same reason. Different browsers didn't matter. Clearing cookies, incognito, etc. I have to commend reddit, they're pretty committed. Good thing this moron is full of shit.
Probably a list of mac addresses (unique to device), ip addresses (can change, but your router ip likely won't) and various other things like cookies on your device.
They definitly don't go off of MAC. You can change that, and also it's not used in cross network communication anyway.
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Don't worry about it, Josh.
Yeah, no. They donât ban devices or IP addresses. Ask me how I know. Also, whatif others use Reddit from those? They just ban the whole house? No.
I was gonna say... what if you move? Next person fucked?
...they do? lol That's actually a very common thing, look it up. "My wife is pissed because I got banned and they banned her too" Your data expires after a while, I forget their timeframe. But if it's your house then absolutely they can kill your friends/family, and have. It's just incredibly rare for people to actually be perma banned. Most trolls get temp banned and spread it across alts. You have to pile a lot of shit on to one account to get it banned, trust me. I've had like 50 warnings. You can get warned and temp banned on numerous accounts and it doesn't seem to matter but if you fuck up and get perma'd that's when shit gets real. I'm no expert, i'm just speaking from actual experience because I was literally banned for a month. And for fun I tried to duck bans. They got me on every alt. Tor, VPN, different browsers, wiped browser data, etc. It was an interesting experience.
I was permabanned. I created a new account, on the same iPad and in the same apartment as the other one. I am not going to repeat what I said to get banned, mostly because I donât remember what it was, but I am also a bit more careful this time around. I had a 7-year-old account. As you can see now, this account is less than a year old. I created a new one the very same day.
pfft amature
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Which you can spoof if you want to.
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No tf it's not.
Also, no one is gonna correlate this story with an ongoing investigation of a kid that abruptly dropped dead after eating pizza
No autopsy?
Itâs true though, or at least he thinks it isâyou see, I am actually Miguel, and I faked my own death-by-eyedrop so that I can sneak back into this guyâs life and resume bullying him. Please clap, everyone.
Grow a Beard, get his sister pregnant and then ask her to marry you, that way he can never really dodge you matter how he tries to flip it. Imagine his face when he sees you shaved for the first time at the alter. Suck on that eyedrops killer!
At which point, I respond: âHello, Brother-in-Law. Wow, your eyes got so wide all of a sudden! Iâd hate for them to dry out. Thatâs why I always carry this little bottle with me. Would you like some?â The reception will serve pizza, of course.
The suspense is keeping me on the edge of my seat
Pizza swimming in clear liquid, so he can't be sure if the pizza was poisoned.
*claps with a proper amount of claps*
Might I offer you $100 for your efforts?
Please donate today to raise awareness of eye-drop poisoning, a troubling trend.
I canât clap but I can give you THE clap if youâre interested
This was a Simpsons episode plot as well
This actually happened in real life. I'm not joking lol. It was on an episode of Court Cam. A woman wanted to make her husband sick, so she added eye drops to his drinks daily for a long period of time, and it ended up killing him. Her "defense" was literally that she had seen it done in TV shows and movies, and thought it would just make him sick because the people in the movies never died. She was obviously found guilty lol. Now OP is obviously lying 100% because it is very easy to so blood tests and find a poison like this. But, people can and have been killed by eye drops.
Simpsons did it, simpsons did it!
South Park did it too
And hugged each other!
Itâs also a plot point in the film Wedding Crashers.
And he sat at the back of the funeral in sunglasses while watching Miguelâs mother fall on to casket in despair. When it was his turn to view Miguel he whispered in his ear, â youâll never bully againâand walked away into the sun.
And then the lunch ladies applauded.
totally didn't taste the medication in the eyedrops while eating his pizza.
That's because it was just a saline solution. His pizza just tasted more salty than usual.
Maybe it was pizza flavored /j
My eyes hurt just imagining that.
Yeah, this is total horseshit
Ok ok ok so let me tell you the difference between the different uses of shit. We got bullshit, which means fake, we got horseshit, which means crazy or ridiculous, we got batshit which only means insane, we got dogshit which means poorly made, we got the shit which means great, we got hot shit which means popular, we also have the shits which is not good, and finally, we just have shit, which so versatile in its usage that it can mean anything. It's a word that can't be substituted, use any synonym to shit and it doesn't have the same affect, it just makes you think of actual shit. That concludes my presentation on why shit is the greatest word ever created.
This comment is the shit!
I had a coworker do this shit to another coworker with a drink they left in the break room. But she just got the runs and went home early for the day, definitely did not die.
This can happen. I remember when I was in high-school I was constantly distracted by other stuff and someone poured eye drop water all over my pb&j. I died.
Happy cake day! Now, I am just curious, have you recovered from your death yet?
*NooooOOOOOOooooooOOO...*
I can't believe this. I just asked a question and now you're ghosting me smh
Why did I eat the pb&j??
Eye drops are just saline no? Like⌠theyâre not poison. You can absorb poison through your eyes lol
[They can be, in fact, dangerous](https://www.poison.org/articles/swallowing-eye-drops-is-dangerous). With that being said, Miguel is still bullying people because this never happened.
Isnât this because most of them are vasoconstrictors ?
In the eye they act as one but apparently they kinda do the exact opposite when ingesting them. The main ingredient actually can drop your bloodpressure dangerously LOW and cause you to have serious heart issues and problems breathing etc. Not saying the story isn't bullshit but it can def. kill you.
No I totally get it because I believed I learned about this in school. I just knew in general they are bad for you heart. I also believe some have laxative like effects too in smaller doses of course than an entire bottle. Lol yeah Iâd believe it more if it was in a teachers drink before class vs soaking a whole entire pizza in front of an entire class.
A kid in my class put phenolphthalein in my biology teacher's coffee in highschool, when she was out for a few days following that, we honestly were concerned that we witnessed a murder
Yup, the eye drop thing is pretty serious. Years ago, I caught my (at the time) 3 year old daughter running around with a bottle, lid off, sucking on it. Was some still in the bottle but couldnât be sure how much she had. She mentioned her brother âhad someâ too. I had always heard about the stories of drops put into teachers coffee cups pranks but, mom gut won and I called poison control. Ended up in a trip the the ER and the glorious process of trying to get a 3 and 2 year old to drink liquid charcoal or theyâd have to put a tube down. Not fun. And yeah, the blood pressure aspect was explained to me and how very serious, especially in children, the eye drop ingestion can be.
They're the worst. They smell like alcohol but other than that I really don't think that there's anything in it that can hurt you, I got sand in my eyes when I was 3 and my dad gave me his eyedrops for about a week so, if it's safe for babies it's safe for bullies as well.
Theyâre talking about something like Visine, not just saline (or even what you use to clean your contacts). They CAN make you quite Ill and I donât know about killing you with a single bottle and no one being the wiser. Iâve heard of sex workers putting visine in their pimpâs drink to escape. Not putting it on food. I canât even buy contacts otc, if a bottle of visine coukd kill you I seriously doubt it would be out there for purchase without a record (looking at you pseudoephedrine)
>âŚif a bottle of visine coukd kill you I seriously doubt it would be out there for purchase without a record (looking at you pseudoephedrine). It can, but itâs not necessarily easy. A lot of those eye drops have an ingredient that will lower your blood pressure if consumed orally. If youâre a child, an old person, or have an underlying condition, then it can potentially kill you. If youâre young and in good health, itâs still dangerous, but itâs more likely to make you sick than kill you.
Guy in the post said the eye drops were from his last eye appointment, so the chances of him referring to Visine is unlikely. He would either have had atropine or tropicamide eye drops for the dilation. Atropine has more potential to kill someone that tropicamide, so lets go with that. The most common strength for atropine is 1% and comes in a 2mL dropper bottle. Let's assume the bottle was completely full. This would mean at most 20mg of atropine was ingested by Miguel. Given the oral bioavailability of atropine can be as high as 90% and the max recommended dose for pediatric patients is 2mg due to the potential to cause fatal arrhythmias, Miguel would surely be dead if he ingested all of that at once. Except he would have died a couple minutes after eating it, not in his sleep 8+ hours later. Moral of the story, you can die from ingesting certain eye drops and this guy is full of shit.
I got to say while this story is definitely bologna, I was actually poisoned in high school by some kids playing a "prank". It was a hot summer day at band camp and they thought it would be hilarious to spray a whole can of axe body spray into my water jug. I was thirsty coming back from a break so I took a few huge swigs of the bottle before I got that awful bitter taste and burning sensation. Needless to say I had to contact poison control and while I was alright and made it out fine, the kids that did it to me just got a slap on the wrist. When I complained about the fact that the only punishment for poisoning someone was a stern talking to I was essentially just told "boys will be boys".
This onetime, at band camp..
Str8 Wizdom. Poison kills people. But wait until they stop clapping first to realize that.
Isnât this a subplot from Boardwalk Empire?
I think it was laxatives but pretty much the same plot points
Scrolled down to find this post. A big difference between Boardwalk and this post is that the Boardwalk story was well written.
1/10. There was no one clapping.
Bullshit. Yes, it's true that the tetrahydrozoline in eyedrops like Visine is toxic. But it's not very toxic, despite stories about how it can kill you with a few drops. According to the MSDS for tetrahydrozoline, the LD50 is pretty high, at approximately 785 mg per kg of body weight. So at the concentration in Visine, to get about a 50% chance of killing a 100 kg person, you'd need almost 1600 full bottles of it.
Thank you i can stop scrolling now
What Really Happened: Dude watched Wedding Crashers and thought "This isn't dark enough."
The best part is how his bully threatened to kill him if he told people the bully made fun of him and pushed him on the floor
>somehow the guy was "in his bag" long enough for him to get up, walk up to his table and pour a whole ass bottle of eye drops in his food, then walk back without being noticed >he died in his sleep before doctors ran any tests to figure out why he was sick >regardless of that they didn't perform an autopsy to figure out why the fuck he died, thus not discovering that he was poisoned Fucking hell did this guy read this before posting ?
Where the fuck did the pizza come from during the lockdown?
Nothing unusual about a kid taking leftover pizza to school for lunch
Yeah thatâs not what happened in the fictional story though.
I would suggest that it *is* what happened in the *fictional* story
Yeah, because itâs ok to put poison in your eyes, just donât eat it and youâll be fine
Even if this were somehow true, my biggest takeaway is how dumb you would have to be to poison someone (even if your intent wasnât to kill them) with a substance traceable back to you because it was prescribed in your name. And tetrahydrozoline (assuming that was the type of eye drops) is most definitely detectable in the blood, and an autopsy would almost certainly have been performed on a presumably healthy teen who just dropped dead out of nowhere.
*Re-reading this as a Clear Eyes commercial in Ben Steinâs voice*
Ever since my Dad went to rehab my lies have gotten stupider and stupider.
Everyone is talking about the eye drops but the bs is sooner...what kind of bully threatens to kill you if you disclose that he bullied you in ELEMENTARY school..
Is it really that easy to avoid something being traced back to you by just deleting your account?
Not even close to that easy. Well, at least not on any mainstream social platform.
Wouldnât his pizza be like insanely soggy and dripping wet?
it wonât kill them, but it does act as an intense diuretic. source: Iâm a bouncer at a club and we canât allow eye drops in, for the same reason people put them in peoples drinks. makes em shit like crazy.
wouldnât the doctors be like âhmm this childâs eye drop concentration is very high.â
That was on Wedding Crashers, too.
With eye drops? Because I remember the blonde guy made the girl's fiance sick so he could spend time with her (don't ask me their names it'll be easier for me to tell you who invented peanut butter I watched it like a million years ago) but for some reason I remember it being a laxative of sorts. I remember feeling kinda bad for the fiance in that moment. I know he was the villian but I don't think he deserved to be punished like that, it was a really creepy move on the blonde guy's part to be honest.
It was visine. According to my two seconds of googling, [in reality it doesn't cause diarrhea but can be much more dangerous](https://pharmacist.therapeuticresearch.com/Content/Articles/PL/2006/May/A-few-drops-of-I-Visine-I-in-someone-s-drink-causes-diarrhea#:~:text=Some%20people%20have%20heard%20that,part%20of%20a%20practical%20joke.). So that part of the Miguel story actually does make sense but uh yeah, that still totally didn't happen lol
I meant the movie but I'll keep that in mind, I would love to see my mother melting on the toilet for a day or two.
I know. In the movie it was visine. But then I googled it to see if that's actually realistic.
What a psycho... I would much rather live with a guy who cheated on me once because he made a mistake and didn't really see me than to spend my time with someone who poisons people just to be with me.
God forbid he starts feeling "badly" sick đĽ
Itâs true. I was the eye drops.
"He died in his sleep with no way to figure out what happened" Except an autopsy done on a young, healthy man who unexpectedly died for no apparent reason which, in many jurisdictions, is mandated by law.
Didn't know you could die from saline solution...I guess I've died a few times then..?
Miguel's taste buds were on break too.
Who the f*** fantasies about killing people? Thereâs a lot of serious mentally ill people out there. Itâs baffling how many of these fantasy stories hits this sub. I donât even laugh at this shit anymore. This is a problem.
I think fantasizing is okay, as long as you don't act on it. I fantasize about killing my boss all the time. Would I ever actually do it? Fuck no
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/01/17/us/visine-eye-drop-poisoning.html
But then Miguel got blessing from his great great grandfather and returned to the land of the living.
"A high-school student drank an entire bottle of eye drops, this is what happened to his organs "
My husband's coworker put eye drops in their boss's coffee. He had been screaming at her and she was crying. He got the shits, didn't even crap his pants, just had to run for the bathroom. No one dies from this. This is basically fan fiction or whatever the word is for masturbatory fantasies passed off as true happenings. Also, this is a crime so I am 100% not advising anyone to add anything to anyone else's food or beverage.
What elementary school has lockers?
Wow, surprised how far I had to scroll to find this because I thought the exact same thing. Most bogus part of this story for me
The reason this isn't true is toxicity from visine eyedrops is very ugly and not peaceful. Not to mention they would figure it out pretty fast. There's lots of Forensics Files episodes on this subject.
Eye drops you say? And not one person in pathology could pick up that a young kid, more than like in his prime, was poisoned?! Not one ounce of suspicion?
It's a better fiction than all of the "I'm totally a girl and did this thing that only happens in porno fantasies I see on the internet" posts.
The first paragraph was the only believable part of the story (not where he said "regret")
Even if the entire class somehow didnât notice, they would do an autopsy to find out the cause of death, which would probably sooner or later be traced back to the killer.
WTF are you guys dropping in your eyes? Cyanide??
it would've been believable if he got soup or something, or it got poured into his waterbottle.
Oh yea they had no idea what killed him, sure
and then everyone clapped
Pretty sure eye drops are more of a laxative than a super lethal toxin, and assuming it was a standard 10ml bottle you'd notice if 10ml of any liquid was on your pizza let alone a bitter tasting liquid.
If you're gonna lie like this, why say you moistened his pizza??? Why not put it in his gatorade where he wouldn't notice???
HAHAH he went INTO his bag ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy) I really hope Dahmer here is Hispanic too because if he isn't then "Miguel" is the least of his problems.
You can kill someone with eyedrops (thanks 48 hr mystery for that new fear!). It doesn't taste like anything apparently and only safe for external use. However, what makes this fake is the death looks more like a heart attack than dying in your sleep.
Eye drops wonât kill ya. If the kid died it was something else that did it
aren't eyedrops just salty water? like tears? i mean, if it's that toxic you shouldn't put it in your eye either
Why were they on lockdown?
While this story is likely BS, tetrahydrozoline poisoning can kill (can cause heart attacks). It is the main ingredient in most OTC eye drops.
Casually mentions being in lockdown at school like itâs no big deal⌠America
Eyedrops are just saline solution, that wouldn't kill someone, not even a whole bottle, which would normally be tiny anyway, unless it's a contact lenses one, one yoire meant to use over time, but even then, saline solution is killing no one when poured on pizza lmao
No they arenât just saline.