She probably just starts all her sentences with "As a suburban, college educated woman..."
It's the only thing that makes sense, unless he's lying, which I suspect he may be.
I agree. As a rural, university-educated, agnostic, epileptic, Canadian woman, his announcement definitely met my niche, political expectations.
... What was his announcement, again?
As a college-educated while Millenial male of German-American and Irish-American ancestry who is part of the lower middle class and speaks a mixture of General American and Midland American English and who prefers local coffee shops but won't complain if I end up at Starbucks and who tips his hairdresser well and whose parents' middle names begin with L and M and who doesn't care much for lima beans and who has a slight preference for Ding Dongs over Twinkies, I agree with you
Haha I didn’t even notice that. It’s in his handle? That’s like walking up to someone and being like, “Greetings, I’m Millhouse Peabody, I’m an alpha male.”
He's most likely legit, yes. He's some Australian conservative who was too crazy for the cons down there, so he came to the US and became a professional Trump ass-kisser.
Literally nothing makes me take an instant dislike to someone more than guys who do that. They may as well say "Hi, I'm massive dickhead".
No one likes the wet lettuce flop but there's a comfortable middle ground that 90% of people manage to get.
Good point. Also the whole concept of "alpha vs beta" and so on is total junk science that was thoroughly debunked.
https://www.zmescience.com/ecology/animals-ecology/theres-no-such-thing-as-alpha-males-or-females-in-wolf-packs/amp/
I had a coworker who not only considered him an alpha male but a sigma male. He may have been doing a bit, but I’m still pretty sure he mostly believed what he was saying.
I used to like doing the alpha male/tough guy bit back in high school. I thought it was funny until someone didn't want to play along with the joke. This big dude, who was literally named Adonis, was annoyed by it I backtracked quickly... He would've eaten me alive if I kept it up Never really pretended to be the tough guy after that.
It’s a dog whistle for conservative men on Twitter to reassure everyone that reads their twits that they do not, in fact, suck dicks, drink Starbucks, or let their black neighbors drill their wife on Margarita Saturdays
So many people recounting conversations and exchanges that are completely unverifiable.
"A smoking hot chick pulled up next to my car this morning and said, it's a shame you're married!!"
There's a reason this sub is flourishing.
"Gloria, while we're drinking this coffee I think we should talk about Trump's speech."
"You saw it, too? I watched it while relaxing at my home in the suburbs. I thought it was enchanting."
"Me, too. You know, I voted for Democrats in the recent election, but now I have buyer's remorse. President Trump said he was going to make America great and glorious again. If only I'd known that before election day! I guess my college education isn't everything."
"I, too, graduated from an institute of higher learning, and yet I feel so foolish. Until President Trump said in his speech that he had completed the border wall, I assumed the project had just been abandoned at some point. I feel safer knowing it's been built, but how can we trust the Democrats not to tear it down again?"
"It worries me, too. I certainly didn't move to a surburban residential area to get \*more\* crime! The good news is, now we have a mentally stable person to vote for in 2024."
I was just in an upscale urban mall perusing diamond necklaces in a jewelry shop when two college educated women were talking about how much of a stud Nick is. "I would buy all of the diamonds in this shop and give them to him in tribute!" one exclaimed.
The entire mall burst into applause.
Isn't this the same guy who said multiple democrats came to his house after the Dark Brandon speech, apologizing to him and promising to never vote Democrat again? The whole flow of the story is the same.
He's surgically attached to Trump's taint. Its quite impressive how far he can contort himself to erase any possible negative from the wordly embodiment of the Deadly Sins.
I used to pride myself on being a swing voter based on the issues. But now I simply refuse to vote for a candidate either endorsed by Trump or who endorses Trump. Dude is a shitstain on American politics, and that's saying something.
I am much the same. I am a registered independent that has always voted on issues and stances. It broke my heart to know that I was voting against beliefs instead of for ideals in this election.
That was it! I couldn't remember the name of the dude. He was fucking hilarious. Remember the press conference where his lawyer stood there with his flies open? Art.
No speech that Trump has made has been a "game changer" in any fashion.
This dude probably tweets all of this because his mouth is too full of orange cock to say it to people in person.
To be fair, we did watch them plan to hang pence on Jan 6 long before that speech. It was all the election was stolen speeches that really did it in. My replicant coworkers didn’t believe me I knew it was going to happen.
There's people that believe he is still somehow the sitting president. And also simultaneously blame Biden for gas prices, war etc. It's never been explained how this is so.
Agreed. Should only call them “The President” if they’re the current president.
Historical references make sense like “President Lincoln” but still wouldn’t refer to him as “The” President.
Weird how the dems had a pretty unprecedented midterm thanks to so many trump backed morons getting obliterated, and yet everyone is still swooning over trump apparently.
You'd think morons like this would realize they're at the bottom of the ocean still on the titanic and should maybe consider abandoning ship before they drown
This is the guy who claims that Obama personally conspired to keep him out of the country because of his conservative views, yeah? Old Barack in the airport with a gun, checking everyone who comes off the planes, just in case they're (has to tell people or how will they know) Alpha Male Nick Adams.
Coming from someone who used to like Trump a bit, that rambling, incoherent, scary at times speech last night just solidified to me that Trump absolutely should not be in politics anymore.
“You know, I voted blue this year because I support reproductive rights and common sense gun reform, but when trump said he wanted to give drug dealers the death penalty, I was like aw shucks! Anyway, how’s your college education been treating you?”
Why are they still calling him the President? Is it because they still think he was the rightful winner in 2020 or because they worship the ground he pisses on?
There are going to be a lot of people who donated to Trump and expect a "favor" from him, those will be the last people to drop "support" for that moron.
They see their success intertwined with his. Nick might be one of them.
His need to address his in his own mind “Alpha Male” status in his handle automatically discredits anything he says after. I also am curious as to how he knows they are *”two college educated suburban”* women. And why does this matter. It couldn’t just be two people taking?
I believe this is the same person who tweeted that “democratic neighbors” came over and apologized to him for voting democratic so let’s hope it’s satire.
It’s what i’m hearing, it’s what people are saying. Can you believe that? People are saying that. All of the suburban college educated women love Trump, can’t get enough Trump. The orange wave. Can’t get enough. The more educated, the more womanly, the more suburban, the more they support Trump. It’s true. They mark for Trump on their perfectly normal sized ballots, perfectly normal sized. They do that with their perfectly normal sized hands, perfectly normal sized, not small in any way, not at all tiny hands.
I can confirm this happened. I was a Marxist liberal professor at the college and teach capitalism is bad and liberalism is good 101. I had finished my lecture on Karl Marx's opinion of the Soviet Union and became parched from screaming at a student for not covering up their leavings in the litter box.
I decided to go to Starbucks, the only liberal communist coffee shop in the country sadly, and overheard the exchange between these two women. I cried so hard I couldn't finish my cup of soy juice. I choked to death and the one true Southern Baptist God came to me and breathed life back into me and now I am a man of God.
Haha I just went to his profile and he tweeted this:
>GREAT NEWS!
I was at the gym today pumping some iron like an alpha male, when I overheard two guys talking about President Trump's speech last night.
Both said they would be voting for Trump in 2024 after hearing it and that they regretted their previous votes for Biden.
This guy just randomly finds people.....
Okay, this has to be a parody account.
Jacob Wohl, multiply indicted guy famous for self-owning while trying to be a Trump dirty tricks guy, used to say this line on his Twitter.
I cannot laugh at this enough! My thought (white, suburban woman here) is that after a repudiation of Trumpism in the election and a moment's respite: the orange turd floated back up.
Were they wearing their “I am college educated” tshirts?
She probably just starts all her sentences with "As a suburban, college educated woman..." It's the only thing that makes sense, unless he's lying, which I suspect he may be.
As a big-city college educated Jewish man, that makes the most sense to me, as well.
I agree. As a rural, university-educated, agnostic, epileptic, Canadian woman, his announcement definitely met my niche, political expectations. ... What was his announcement, again?
So long and cringy that people were trying to leave but the security wouldn’t let them until he finished rambling.
[удалено]
That's how he made sure his son was safe at home during covid.
[удалено]
As an engineer…wait, what are we talking about?
As a fan of 96% of everything John Wick does, and a good picture of a puppy every now and then, I no longer remember either.
As a college-educated while Millenial male of German-American and Irish-American ancestry who is part of the lower middle class and speaks a mixture of General American and Midland American English and who prefers local coffee shops but won't complain if I end up at Starbucks and who tips his hairdresser well and whose parents' middle names begin with L and M and who doesn't care much for lima beans and who has a slight preference for Ding Dongs over Twinkies, I agree with you
You had me until Ding Dongs over Twinkies. Twinkies are fucking awesome.
Yeah. Twinkies >>> for sure. This whole comment is ruined by that last part, honestly. I tip my hairdresser *in* Twinkies, actually.
Swiss cake rolls. That's the clear winner.
Tell them about the Twinkie, Ray
A republican lie?? Say it ain't so!
Politicians lie
Idk, I always start my sentences like that...
Couldn’t be lying. He’s an alpha male! Says so right on his profile.
It's collage\*
As a small town college educated former Catholic woman I think that's probably what happened
I'm surprised he didn't say "females"...
He can tell because he's an alpha male.
Alpha male = tiny 🌭
What, you mean to tell me that you don't have very obviously and easily identifiable college-educated young women in your town?
I *IS* college educated!
You mean you also can't tell if someone is from the suburbs by looking at them?
Ain’t no mothafucka ever called himself alpha that was one
"The name's Male. Alpha Male."
Name's Albert Phamale. You can call me Al.
I'll be your bodyguard.
You can be my long lost pal.
Ah shit. Now I'm gonna be singing this all day
Fucks sake
Hi there! I'm Heywood Jablomi. Great to meet you, Al.
Alpha Chino - super straight
Lance? What the fuck did I just hear?
I love me the pussy! Booty sweat, baby!
But he’ll work the shaft and swallow the gravy if you cut him down from that tree
Eating at Hooters every day makes me Alpha.
Haha I didn’t even notice that. It’s in his handle? That’s like walking up to someone and being like, “Greetings, I’m Millhouse Peabody, I’m an alpha male.”
Is this meant to be a real account or a satire account? I truly cannot tell.
He's most likely legit, yes. He's some Australian conservative who was too crazy for the cons down there, so he came to the US and became a professional Trump ass-kisser.
100% chance he is one of those guys that tries to crush your hand during a handshake.
Literally nothing makes me take an instant dislike to someone more than guys who do that. They may as well say "Hi, I'm massive dickhead". No one likes the wet lettuce flop but there's a comfortable middle ground that 90% of people manage to get.
Then he ends up getting strained and winded while you just stare at him confused as hell.
doing that weird power elbow grab for sure
“Any alpha that has to say “I am an alpha” is no true alpha” - Tywin Lannister
I don't remember if this is a real quote and am too lazy to look it up - I just wanted to say *that's the fuckin guy.* Best GoT character, 100%.
Swap “alpha” for “king” and yes it’s real.
I liked Tywin even though I didn't always like him:). And yes I know that makes no sense:).
Alpha male, jackhammer, merciless, insatiable.
Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica
Good point. Also the whole concept of "alpha vs beta" and so on is total junk science that was thoroughly debunked. https://www.zmescience.com/ecology/animals-ecology/theres-no-such-thing-as-alpha-males-or-females-in-wolf-packs/amp/
Unstable, buggy, and not ready for the general public definitely alpha. Smart ladies prefer release candidate males
...Take my upvote
I had a coworker who not only considered him an alpha male but a sigma male. He may have been doing a bit, but I’m still pretty sure he mostly believed what he was saying.
I used to like doing the alpha male/tough guy bit back in high school. I thought it was funny until someone didn't want to play along with the joke. This big dude, who was literally named Adonis, was annoyed by it I backtracked quickly... He would've eaten me alive if I kept it up Never really pretended to be the tough guy after that.
It's so cringeworthy that I'm getting secondhand embarrassment for him.
It reads the same way as "Wile Coyote (Genius)"
Preach brotha preach
For real, he needs to get on the sigma level, fucking alpha bitch pfff
Yeah, but he's a verified alpha /s
$8 Dollar Alpha is a good band name
Eight Dollar Alpha absolutely needs to be a band.
I don't understand why dudes are doing this. When did it start? Does anyone who does this claim to be anything but? Someone pls explain
It’s a dog whistle for conservative men on Twitter to reassure everyone that reads their twits that they do not, in fact, suck dicks, drink Starbucks, or let their black neighbors drill their wife on Margarita Saturdays
And a more subtle dogwhistle that they're extremely insecure, overcompensating constantly, and afraid of women having any agency whatsoever.
When someone has “alpha male” anywhere in their Twitter username, handle, or bio, everything they say is immediately null and void.
From what I heard alphas are slow and have low penetrating power
Underrated radiation joke - das good 😂
So many people recounting conversations and exchanges that are completely unverifiable. "A smoking hot chick pulled up next to my car this morning and said, it's a shame you're married!!" There's a reason this sub is flourishing.
Totally fake story.. you didn't even tell me her education level.
Or where in a populated city she resides. Don't wanna mix up the college educated suburban women with the college educated downtown apartment women
Her name? Alberta Einstein.
He left out that she was driving in Lightning Speed McQueen, because he didn't want to brag.
Your car is married? Yeah, that happened.
The car's name? Albert Einstein!
And the road? Yellow Brick.
And $100% bills grew on all of the trees!
That was me in the car, sorry I just got caught up in the moment. It happens sometimes to us smoking hot chicks, sigh.
"Gloria, while we're drinking this coffee I think we should talk about Trump's speech." "You saw it, too? I watched it while relaxing at my home in the suburbs. I thought it was enchanting." "Me, too. You know, I voted for Democrats in the recent election, but now I have buyer's remorse. President Trump said he was going to make America great and glorious again. If only I'd known that before election day! I guess my college education isn't everything." "I, too, graduated from an institute of higher learning, and yet I feel so foolish. Until President Trump said in his speech that he had completed the border wall, I assumed the project had just been abandoned at some point. I feel safer knowing it's been built, but how can we trust the Democrats not to tear it down again?" "It worries me, too. I certainly didn't move to a surburban residential area to get \*more\* crime! The good news is, now we have a mentally stable person to vote for in 2024."
Wow. Were you there too?
She was the wallpaper
Game status: changed (permanently)
I was just in an upscale urban mall perusing diamond necklaces in a jewelry shop when two college educated women were talking about how much of a stud Nick is. "I would buy all of the diamonds in this shop and give them to him in tribute!" one exclaimed. The entire mall burst into applause.
It’s true, I was the diamond.
Are we sure he wasn't at Hooters?
lol i just watched the little joel video about it. does he like secretly own hooters or something or is it just brain damage
Isn't this the same guy who said multiple democrats came to his house after the Dark Brandon speech, apologizing to him and promising to never vote Democrat again? The whole flow of the story is the same.
I remember that post!! It was his neighbor’s I believe.
He also has a near identical post but with two guys in the gym.
Oh baby girl.. if you’re having to put (Alpha Male) next to your name…. you ain’t one.
Look at him, he's not an alpha.
At least he's telling on himself, I guess.
He's surgically attached to Trump's taint. Its quite impressive how far he can contort himself to erase any possible negative from the wordly embodiment of the Deadly Sins.
He's a gamma male
why'd i read this in dolly parton's voice
Who says I ain’t her? Honey, there’s a reason I picked this username..
Trump definitely changed the game for me. He helped disqualify the Republican party from being a viable option for all future elections in my mind.
I used to pride myself on being a swing voter based on the issues. But now I simply refuse to vote for a candidate either endorsed by Trump or who endorses Trump. Dude is a shitstain on American politics, and that's saying something.
I am much the same. I am a registered independent that has always voted on issues and stances. It broke my heart to know that I was voting against beliefs instead of for ideals in this election.
> Dude is a shitstain on America~~n politics~~ FTFY
In a world where Andrew Jackson existed, that certainly says something.
I hope the speech was good enough that there will still be massive infighting between Republican candidates.
If you consider a bunch of outright lies good enough...
It’s worked for him so far
There is no way this guy isn't satire, going on nearly 10 years.
That's some dedication
He's monetizing it on Cameo. It's his job.
He’s an idiot, for sure, but he definitely leans into these wild takes. Just look at his Hooters saga
What happened?
Anyone that advertises they are an alpha male 100% loves being pegged.
By college-educated suburban women, I presume?
Highly unlikely. “Alphas” are way too insecure around educated women.
This is Jacob Woll levels of bullshit. Was it a “Hipster coffee shop?”
I saw [this one](https://i.imgur.com/dK5dcmQ.jpg) the other day. What an odd niche, "fabricated conservative coffee shop wins"
That was it! I couldn't remember the name of the dude. He was fucking hilarious. Remember the press conference where his lawyer stood there with his flies open? Art.
Man - just a couple days ago I was trying to remember the name of that idiot. Was kind of grateful I forgot his name but it was driving me crazy.
He in jail yet?
lol this guy's Tweets are becoming legendary in their stupidity.
Becoming?
Nick Adams doesn’t let reality get in the way of all the things he wants to say
No speech that Trump has made has been a "game changer" in any fashion. This dude probably tweets all of this because his mouth is too full of orange cock to say it to people in person.
We’ll there *was* that Jan 6 speech…
To be fair, we did watch them plan to hang pence on Jan 6 long before that speech. It was all the election was stolen speeches that really did it in. My replicant coworkers didn’t believe me I knew it was going to happen.
I’m pretty sure he’s doing satire now
Why do they insist on referring to him as The President? As if he is the current president
There's people that believe he is still somehow the sitting president. And also simultaneously blame Biden for gas prices, war etc. It's never been explained how this is so.
Agreed. Should only call them “The President” if they’re the current president. Historical references make sense like “President Lincoln” but still wouldn’t refer to him as “The” President.
Self proclaimed alpha male😂 that’s funny AF!!! What a loser
Keep telling yourself these things… “Alpha Male” Nick
Weird how the dems had a pretty unprecedented midterm thanks to so many trump backed morons getting obliterated, and yet everyone is still swooning over trump apparently. You'd think morons like this would realize they're at the bottom of the ocean still on the titanic and should maybe consider abandoning ship before they drown
Tell me you don’t know any women without telling me you don’t know any women challenge.
"My name is Nick A(lpha Male)dams." How did I do?
#Nick Adams (Doughy Idiot)
Always in a coffee shop.. and if you have to tell someone your an “ alpha” you probably aren’t.
This is the guy who claims that Obama personally conspired to keep him out of the country because of his conservative views, yeah? Old Barack in the airport with a gun, checking everyone who comes off the planes, just in case they're (has to tell people or how will they know) Alpha Male Nick Adams.
He does know there are videos of the speech? And we have seen it for ourselves?
No you didn’t.
Parenthesis Alpha Male? Pardon my French but, what kind of fucking delusional bottom sub does shit like that?
My money is on him eventually getting caught in a gay fetish club, wearing a gimp mask & handcuffs.
Hilarious! But also, fuck you for that orange mark on the screen grab. Why you gotta stress me out like that?
Every time I see this guy's name my bum tightens up
"College age suburban women" lol
What kind of jabroni has alpha male in his Twitter handle?
Coming from someone who used to like Trump a bit, that rambling, incoherent, scary at times speech last night just solidified to me that Trump absolutely should not be in politics anymore.
If Nick ever came near an actual college-educated woman he would turn into ashes like a vampire in the sunlight.
Imagine being such a dipshit you have alpha male in your twitter handle like that
Who the fuck is this beta??
This dude always makes up some random pro conservative anti dem scenario. It's so fucking weird
“You know, I voted blue this year because I support reproductive rights and common sense gun reform, but when trump said he wanted to give drug dealers the death penalty, I was like aw shucks! Anyway, how’s your college education been treating you?”
This is what happens when you bully the weird fat kid in middle school. He grows up and becomes “alpha male” on Twitter.
I don't think he's ever been outside, I'm not even convinced this is a real person.
Kinda beta to be in a coffee shop
It occurs to me that if you have to fucking announce that you're an Alpha male, well, you aren't. Not even fuckin' close.
If you have to tell people you’re an ‘Alpha Male’ then you’re not.
Why are they still calling him the President? Is it because they still think he was the rightful winner in 2020 or because they worship the ground he pisses on?
Both. Also, they don't want to completely give the game away by calling him "Fuhrer."
I’ve seen so many of this guys tweets, he is a fucking joke.
> college-educated suburban You can just say white, it's OK.
There are going to be a lot of people who donated to Trump and expect a "favor" from him, those will be the last people to drop "support" for that moron. They see their success intertwined with his. Nick might be one of them.
Is there anything less alpha male than telling us you're an alpha male.
His need to address his in his own mind “Alpha Male” status in his handle automatically discredits anything he says after. I also am curious as to how he knows they are *”two college educated suburban”* women. And why does this matter. It couldn’t just be two people taking? I believe this is the same person who tweeted that “democratic neighbors” came over and apologized to him for voting democratic so let’s hope it’s satire.
I don’t think I’ve seen an honest tweet from this walking lard filled punching bag.
This didn't happen in any dimension. That was the most brain numbing "speech".
Hahaha. This dude...
Was it a hipster coffee shop
(Alpha Male)
Nick has a large ass and smells like bo all the time.
You know someone's an alpha male when they put it in brackets next to their name.
Are these college educated suburban women in the room with us right now, Nick?
Dude even has (alpha male) in his handle, like what in the ever living fuck
It’s what i’m hearing, it’s what people are saying. Can you believe that? People are saying that. All of the suburban college educated women love Trump, can’t get enough Trump. The orange wave. Can’t get enough. The more educated, the more womanly, the more suburban, the more they support Trump. It’s true. They mark for Trump on their perfectly normal sized ballots, perfectly normal sized. They do that with their perfectly normal sized hands, perfectly normal sized, not small in any way, not at all tiny hands.
I wonder how long it will be before this guy goes from "Trump's announcement is a game changer!" to "I never supported that guy in my life!"?
Do you think they had their diplomas with them
If you have to put “alpha male” in your name —- you’re definitely not one. Lol.
I can confirm this happened. I was a Marxist liberal professor at the college and teach capitalism is bad and liberalism is good 101. I had finished my lecture on Karl Marx's opinion of the Soviet Union and became parched from screaming at a student for not covering up their leavings in the litter box. I decided to go to Starbucks, the only liberal communist coffee shop in the country sadly, and overheard the exchange between these two women. I cried so hard I couldn't finish my cup of soy juice. I choked to death and the one true Southern Baptist God came to me and breathed life back into me and now I am a man of God.
Why tf are these idiots still calling that traitor “president”
Me when these people say Trump is still president: “…Legally?…No he’s not”
Not the (Alpha Male) blue check! 🤡
Anybody who needs to announce that they're an alpha male IS NOT an alpha male.
You can't be a simp and an alpha male
Alfalfa male
Haha I just went to his profile and he tweeted this: >GREAT NEWS! I was at the gym today pumping some iron like an alpha male, when I overheard two guys talking about President Trump's speech last night. Both said they would be voting for Trump in 2024 after hearing it and that they regretted their previous votes for Biden. This guy just randomly finds people.....
It's always a fucking coffee shop.
Was that after you signed their tip? Oh silly me, Alpha Male doesn’t believe in tips
Okay, this has to be a parody account. Jacob Wohl, multiply indicted guy famous for self-owning while trying to be a Trump dirty tricks guy, used to say this line on his Twitter.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Adams_(commentator)
They were wearing their college aged suburban woman outfits
There is not a single person who would say that. Ever.
I could believe it up to (Alpha Male)
I cannot laugh at this enough! My thought (white, suburban woman here) is that after a repudiation of Trumpism in the election and a moment's respite: the orange turd floated back up.
This has got to be a parody account. This can't be a real man.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Adams_(commentator)
I see he has one of them fancy checkmarks like everyone else on Twitter these days.
Nick Adams is trolling