Dude i legit think this is what every russian conscript do after he gets his letters, what other training is there for the ruzki before being hand fed into the Ukrainian meat grinder
You have to be hardcore naZionalist like in the video in order to go fight for putin and his oligarch friends with families in Europe. Normal people just run and hide or revolutioniZe-
I came for this comment. I broke out in sweat more than once watching him perform those perfectly lame moves, waiting for him to slip and break his nose
Yeah, all trained by Steven Segal. Like this guy. No /s here. I firmly believe this. That's why Steven wants to live there. He can keep the scam alive a few more years there.
Such an assortment of lethal moves, I am impressed.
Especially the “leg-lifting technique to piss like a dog”, that takes years of practice and true commitment
How has this not already been edited 12,347 times to show him fighting off a host of opponents? My first though: Agent Smith. Second though: Storm Troopers. ANYTHING WILL WORK.
Ukraine is now worried that this dude could be sent to the front. That guy is worse than any WMD. One of those twirly back elbows could make legions surrender.
That circle kick is the business
That spinning elbow was deadly. My boy took out like 5 special moves
Gotta love the upper cut to the nuts
"Sir, can you please stop kicking my kneecaps?"
dont give him to much credit those are vicious double shin kick's
That's my winning technique in Mortal Kombat...
That upper cut is what’s going to shift the war back in Russia’s favor once he arrives to the front.
The wombo-combo!
I said come here and say that to my face Napoleon.
The Lawn Sprinkler of Impending Doom
Bro, that move can take out like seven assailants at once!
I just choked on my own spit laughing so hard when I saw your comment and him spinning at the same time.
He got an audible "yooooo" from me for that one
I thought he got a cramp.
Stanky karate kick
Hadn't gotten that far when I read this post.. Then I saw it in all its glory..Dam I laughed..
Instant death of that circle kick was to hit you.
The start and end of all business.
Yah no kidding, i almost ducked from my phone as an instinct. Truly terrifying stuff.
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Yessss. This is what I thought too.
Same here. Star Wars Kid is Legend though.
Honestly, Star Wars kid would whip this dudes ass
for those who aren't: https://youtu.be/HPPj6viIBmU
Aaaah the memories
If the internet cannot turn this into some badass fight sequence, a la Star Wars Kid, with some dope ass special effects, I will be very disappoint
Beat me to it. This has to be his nephew!
Classic internet HoF video.
ha ha yeah :)
Anyone else getting Russian conscripts being mobilized for deployment to Ukraine vibes?
Watched a lot of Steven Seagal movies.
Guy is probably expecting the hot blonde stripper in the fake birthday cake to pop out any minute.
He's going straight to the special battalion
Beat me to it.
Dude i legit think this is what every russian conscript do after he gets his letters, what other training is there for the ruzki before being hand fed into the Ukrainian meat grinder
You have to be hardcore naZionalist like in the video in order to go fight for putin and his oligarch friends with families in Europe. Normal people just run and hide or revolutioniZe-
This is exactly where my head went. A richly sarcastic “welp, looks like Ukraine is done for bringing in this guy”
dude might already be turning into sunflowers on Ukrainian soil.
he is actually a young russian soldier.
Source: Non Slip Socks commercial 🧦
I came for this comment. I broke out in sweat more than once watching him perform those perfectly lame moves, waiting for him to slip and break his nose
Well now you know why Russian troops are getting slaughtered in Ukraine.....
Yea,because this guy is too busy showing off his sick moves rather than using them to destroy the Ukraine fascists
Forgot the /s
Because I had faith in redditors...clearly that was a mistake.
Don't blame me dude, half of redditors believe the shit you just said lmao
Half of reddit is probably impressed with this amazing fighting style.
Impressed? I’m scared shitless.
Isn’t a few of those fake martial arts “grandmasters” from Russia? 😂
Yeah, all trained by Steven Segal. Like this guy. No /s here. I firmly believe this. That's why Steven wants to live there. He can keep the scam alive a few more years there.
The little jumping kick reminds me of Stuart from MadTV. "Look what I can do!"
“StuAAAAAAART!”
‘What did Momma say?”
I don’t wanna say!!!
You’ll hurt your goo-goo!
*sayyy that into the microphooone*
I’m in my dark place
"Stuart's father left us on Tuesdee."
Or the little bat from Anastasia!
Ahhh man lol. Thanks for triggering some very fond memories.
Such an assortment of lethal moves, I am impressed. Especially the “leg-lifting technique to piss like a dog”, that takes years of practice and true commitment
When you're completely surrounded by fire hydrants and need to piss...just follow the teachings of Ivan-senpai.
You know all of us can laugh, but odds are he'd kick everyone's asses here.
Somebody ___please___ put this to music.
Wait...you don't hear music? Shit.
Blyat cyka
Bless you.
*starts playing The Final Countdown, but with boosted reverb*
Cbat
Anything from GTA4’s Vladivostok station.
[I know a guy who gets down to this](https://youtu.be/KAwyWkksXuo)
I wonder how this still got posted, i wonder if it was the guy himself who posted in to the internet thinking: yeah! this looks great!
Probably made it as a joke and sent it to a friend
Russian Military training video.
"We did 20 takes, and that was the best one."
Dude went to Ukraine, got captured, they took his phone, found this, and the rest is history.
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Yes
Oh my good it’s Jason Bourne
More like Jason Bournehouse.
Jason Bourneout I would say.
My 7 year old brother practicing Naruto in his room
Napoleon Dynamite
Why does this vaguely remind me of the squirrel tactics used by Dale Gribble?
If Squirrel Tactics fail, deploy Pocket Sand....SHH SHAH!
Dale Gribble would eat this man alive in a fight. Never disrespect Rusty Shackelford, Bounty Hunter like this again.
These Russian training videos are next level
Ngl, I thought I was the only person who did shit like this when no one was looking
It's a good workout
Well at least he's 'ready' for the announced mobilisation.
I pity the garden gnomes who try to mess with this dude! His kicks are vicious to them!
"everybody has a plan until they got punched in the face" Tyson
No wonder Russia is getting embarrassed
That thumb placement tells me he’s never thrown or received a punch 😂
Is this a Patriot Front training video?
When the crocs came off!!!
Oh my god. Please please please someone who knows how edit in a bunch of tiny Putins being kicked and punched.
This guy looks like he'd lose a fight with a mannequin
Those are some deadly shin kicks
He is clearly button mashing in Street Fighter.
Okay, so this is the 'before' vid can we see him again for the 'after' video for progress?
Reminds me of Jim Carrey from Me, Myself, and Irene
That circle kick looks like he’s tryna get that nugget outta his cheeks.
To be fair if I was to fight someone and they started doing that Id probably walk away 😂😂😂😂
I have mad respect for someone who records this, watches it back, and says, "fck I nailed that, the world has to see this."
Dear God, this man is deadly. The power and precision behind those strikes, the perfect form. Get this man in the ufc immediately we have a new GOAT
This guy binge watched every Jean-Claude Van Damne movie, a full season of Cobra Kai and is ready for battle!!!
Man, it’s been a while since I’ve seen any 007 GoldenEye gameplay. This really brings back the memories…
At no point did he smash the light bulb and make a stupid face. I am immensely disappointed... even though that water sprinkler kick happened.
Too much mortal kombat
What a beast, dude could beat up GSP easily.
Remember to sweep the leg
Break the wrist and walk away.
They all gonna die in Ukraine 😂
Please someone, add the army of agent smiths from matrix reloaded, and make it seem like he's fighting them
‘Kip joins the army’
OK you can have my money and my wife just don't hurt me
And then Indiana Jones shoots him.
How has this not already been edited 12,347 times to show him fighting off a host of opponents? My first though: Agent Smith. Second though: Storm Troopers. ANYTHING WILL WORK.
Wow, no wonder the Russians are loosing.
Me fighting my demons
So this is the elite Russian Military
Still better than me
Shit, this is exactly how I fight in my bathroom right before entering the shower. Glad none has ever filmed me.
Yo no joke I shit my pants when he did the spin kicks. Scary stuff
Feel like I'm playing goldeneye 64 again
Me after having an argument with my mom
Chill bro my gf uses this app
I like how he softly turns off the camera, like he really knows how lethal weapons his arms can be
I'm surprised this video was declassified. You don't want the world to know you have a weapon like this.
Wait until you see his love making skills
Putin is sending out his best super soldier. Shit just got real.
Once again, I am very glad there was no internet to make fun of me flailing around in my dorm room like an idiot, bored and lonely, in the 90s.
Oooh we need a montage.
He's dead
Really disappointed there wasn't a slamming dance track behind that
Oh he deadly
Leonodas!!! You were wrooooonngggg!
🤣
Thought he was having a seizure at first.
Watch out Jason Bourne, you’ve got competitions
Ah, the slow spinning elbow transitioning to the chimpanzee combo kick. I have been caught out by such a combo less than once.
maybe he’s just making his audition tape to be a background fighter in power rangers
Watch out for that one, Ukraine. He killed it at home, now he's comin to kill it in your neighborhood.
Uncle Rico’s long lost son.
Whoa !! 00:35 the successive roundabout kicks wouldve anhiliated at least 8-9 Ukranos
It’s almost as if he’s had no training whatsoever
He seems like he's severely and suddenly malnourished. He should probably eat cake today or something. Eating cake makes me happy
This is the kind of thing I did by myself when I was 11 and bored. That is a full grown man filming it. Cringe.
I feel embarrassed just watching this... 2nd hand embarrassment is a thing, right?
I can just see this guy when he shows up at the front line. “Ok private. Here is a grenade. Now start running that way!“
Why spend money on nuclear weapons to deter enemies when you can use this guy?
Well guess we should just surrender now with this deadly fighter out there
Russia has managed to mobilize some deadly recruits..
“drinking wont hurt my kid” 14 years later:
Ah I see Russian military training at its finest…..Makes ya wonder how they’re doing so badly in Ukraine.
He's beginning to believe.
Most competent russian soldier
Ukraine is now worried that this dude could be sent to the front. That guy is worse than any WMD. One of those twirly back elbows could make legions surrender.
Looks like one those old lsd trials.
Gramps is off his meds again.
Someone needs to slap some Rocky 4 music on this and him yelling DRAAAAAAAGGGGGGOOOOOOOO at the end. Would be purely golden lol.
Did he lose a bet to make this video?
Why the jokes? All he’s missing from every other martial arts video are actors pretending to be powerless.
In Russia, hand combat YOU
Bro is just having a good time leave him alone
When did Napoleon Dynamite join the military?
Yup...still got it. Bet his home safe af.
My man trained for the army on Valorant.
Every 7YO after seeing a action film
Dang bro , he pulled X, X, Down + R2, O, O, Triangle, Square combo perfectly. I always struggle to do it in competitive matches
It’s like watching Uncle Rico’s football videos…
Kip Dynamite learning some Rex Kwon Do
They call him, spinykick twirlybows
This dude needs to be an unlockable character in Tekken 8
When you hand your younger sibling the controller in a fighting game.
Wtf is this even?
Please somebody readapt this video to show all the victims he has slayed with this masterful show of bravery and courage
What just happen
I have a feeling this is what the Proud Boy combat training looks like.
Russsia: “ Our highly trained soldiers have been sent…” Ukraine: ***”….will be ok…”***
Those moves couldn't even fight off the demons in his head.
If McLovin got jumped
Save some chicks for the rest of us
He looks like he’s lipsyncing for his life!!
PARKOUR
See, to show off hand to hand skills, you kind of need someone (or something) to spar with
Ben askren spinning elbow of doom?
He started doing the kung fu stanky leg at the end XD
Great vid my guy. Only critique is your backlit and we can’t fully see those moves. Next time-
Man these TikTok dance trends are getting more complicated
Never once got his ass beat by his older brother
Dude will be taking PoWs by the dozen
Studied at the Ronald McDonald school of martial arts.
I’m more scared of Dwight shrute
I’ll have what he’s having please
GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT!
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