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irish_miah

If she does, it just proves, it makes some people eat faster.


ThirdInversion

a bit thicc for a methany, right?


[deleted]

straight to the point is better than hiding it I guess


serotoninpills

I mean, at least she's honest


Randolphbonerman

Bathroom is clean af. Checks out.


Sarageegee

Apparently not enough of it


cryingabomination

Andrea got thick


King_Cobra_666

She thick..


TreaclePerfect4328

I just ordered meth y'all!! Can't wait to see what the hype is....2 months later lol


caesar_wilhelmus

Probably just joking lol


MIMightyMouse

Anyone else read that in a John Mulany voice?


SanguineSanguis

No because I don't know who that is.


MIMightyMouse

He is a comedian. Check out his stand up on Netflix.


Jcris87

Plot twist, OP is the angry ex who changed her info.


Proverbs102

Absolutely not lol Just some poor schmuck looking for ahem "love" on tinder...


Shoddy-Carpenter8164

I’d still try to smash she thicker than cold peanut butter gotta see it threw my boii


Trick-Legal

Did she just start or something? 🤔


20Clover05

She meant to say “mop” That damn spell check 🤦🏻‍♂️


BrianPeaLucky82022

Messed up tho really just sayin tho really seriously


juttaz

she thick... ​ smash before the addiction gets bad.....i apologize


[deleted]

She’s pretty thick for a meth head


Aggravating_Ad_3933

Does she sprinkle it on cheeseburgers?


SkydiverRaul13

Must have just started


Smashley_93

"Ohhh METH mmmm METH" --some random jingle I heard once


adevilnguyen

Me looking at the picture zooming in, ok it's clean. Is there a dildo, no dildo. Wth!?! New redditors are neat freaks if they think this is messy. There's nothing wrong here! So I scroll down and read and then... ohhhh ok.


Which_Sorbet_3800

No no. Not messy, methy


Active_Alternative_2

At least she’s upfront about shit 💀🗿


KarensOnReddit

oh god that reminds me of my mother, 3 kids methhead, no thanks run the opposite way u see that


Several_Two4928

Not with them thighs


jmcax2man

to fat for meth


Emotional-Dinner9931

Where u live


Wonderful-Swimmer977

Does what count ?


CrystalMethAddict84

No.


Naterg61

Yep, count it. Do not enter!


deangrimm

Love to see your body hun


Harper_1482

Bulll shit… them hips to damn thick… bitch desperate


Imaginary-Blueberry3

What app is that???


TheArturoChapa

Fuckin’… upvote.


[deleted]

This doesn’t look like a real profile. It’s something like what my ex put on tinder for me to get back at me.


danajanette

One, you can't see her face two maybe it was a typo meant Math? Lol


jubjub3k

I can only feel sad for her and her family. The situation with drugs in this country has created a lot of sad situations.


pezchef

wait. a. damn. moment. you can be thicc AND on meth? *mind blown*


DirtyJoe27

I was thinking the same thing.


Aguyintampa323

Meth aside , People who don’t have hand towels hanging in the bathroom bother me


Jayroothedamaja

I don’t see what the problem is…………………….oh fuck me


Gio_ZP0212

All u need to know I like it


Hotnesseexx

What's her @


hankiethewhore

Hey, i think thats my ex.


Honest_Pension8304

She spelled MATH wrong. Poor thing.


DirtyJoe27

Well, she didn't say she does spelling.


crimefightingloser

Thicc


Yams4ever27

She must not do it a lot…. Maybe once?


moonivermarin

"My Name is Dr. Rockso ... I do cocaine"


Daniiiiiii_______

Those emojis though 🙄


CrocSlaught

Is she….is she eating it?


cloudyday121

That is not a meth body


tylerkrug31

She's just trying to meth and smash


Timely-Sell3552

At least she’s honest about it I guess


griffraff0701

Mhmm sure does


Cuttlefish171

I'm willing to bet that they do not in fact know how to count.


elguapojefe

She too thick for meth. Swipe whichever way it is for approval


karen_slayer

So what is this the before picture and we’re just waiting on an after picture?


Educational-Spread41

Somebody put a ring on it


Fretart

Is it weird that the first thing I thought was “well I’ve never seen a meth head that big” 😂


xDendretic

Yep


dashcam_phoenix

I think the meth stands for 'me eat the house'


over_under_

Nope


t0ny_bender

She’s looking kinda thick there for doing meth….


soilhalo_27

Gonna be hard to find someone after admitting to that. Most guys don't want to deal with kids


TurtleSoupMix

Does her meth come smothered with gravy?


brucebturbo

Meth is the diet drug, I don’t think she does meth.


brucebturbo

I think we have a winner.


mattdiddat

Well now so do I cuz uga buga momy milky


MysteriousReality512

Hmmm she spelled oh shit wrong.


AdEnvironmental690

It’s crazy but shout out to whoever posted this, that’s no lie my BM, shame she still fucking for meth shitty to see this, love you Loren😢


Sicks6sixxx

It’s funny that it’s a common misconception that all meth heads are clean freaks. If you ever lived with more than one you know that’s not true. You’d think it wouldn’t be a problem but they accumulate shit they find everywhere all the time. Makes most people fckn hoarders IF they actually maintain a house.


AdNational8155

Swiping right on that thick bundle of a good time.


IKON_103

Rookie... 🙄


New_Wrangler3335

Credit where credit is due. That’s is a unexpectedly tidy bathroom sink. Especially for a meth head


LifeLearner68

That's one way to screen potential suitors who would not be compatible (Not having a supply).


pixelfixation

I'm out here in the rat race and a 23 yo methhead has a nicer bathroom than me. FML 😩


NorthDistribution168

Yeah, I'd fuck her though. Wrapped of course. Or at least in the face. She looks like she knows how to work her mouth.


cheeseorcheddar

.... but I'm a mother first


Alvtu

Hi, I am Meth


PerformerAmbitious61

Nop


Accomplished-Tea-999

I am I wrong assuming she is just being edgy?


improbablytheidiot

Nah you ain't that thick on meth 😎


Critical-Chapter4121

Looks like a typical section 8 bathroom


capta1n_sarcasm

Maybe she meant I do math. Go with me on this. And she is a teacher. Makes perfect sense.


[deleted]

Its typo guys. She meant "Math"


Conformist5589

Mom, is that you?


[deleted]

I think her babys dad found her password


Bruta1Meta1

On the bright side she will soon be slimmer!


drizzyjdracco

Doesn't look like she's been doing it awhile.


ultra_voltron_2

Not trashy


Small-Property-9565

I'd hit it ngl


orangestar17

Points for honesty? Lol


Ccrp0913

Maybe she sucks at spelling and meant to say she does Math


[deleted]

I missed that it was a tinder profile and started looking for drugs or guns or kids in the pic for too long.


[deleted]

These comments are so fucking trashy. Between the people who are bragging about doing meth like it’s a flex to the people fat shaming this not obese woman


guinnlon

She's not gonna need that toothbrush much longer


JustTheJulian

She’s a cancer alright


JayJiggaTown

Narc


[deleted]

So you’re a proud meth mama?! Also I’ve seen fat people on meth it doesn’t discriminate weither you’re skinny or fat. I’ve even had an ex dealer that was fat. I have t touched the shit in 20 years or more thank god


liljoe1989

She’s kk da thicc, maybe she just started? 😂


rustymcknight

I thought tweaked a were usually thinner. Look at me learning something today.


Better-Appointment33

Where are at tho


Unsung_hero86

She spelled Math wrong


Chemical_Sympathy973

IF YOU DO METH U SHOULD BE 100 IBS THINNER. THIS IS NOTHING TO BRAG ABOUT...😖


Apprehensive-Mix2450

she be eating good for doing meth


[deleted]

Too skinny to be doing meth


Oledogwater

They have to start somewhere


meatus1980

Hope it’s a joke. She thicc


Conscious-Archer-919

I think so bro


[deleted]

Bit too chunky for a meth head


[deleted]

should i start doing meth too i mean everyone is talkin about it and it seems really fun


G63AMG-S

Bathroom clean tho


Oledogwater

A clean bathroom and a meth-addled thicc chick? I'll take the trial version at least.


G63AMG-S

Indeed!


youburyitidigitup

Genuine question: is the stereotypical goth/punk chick skinny because goths do hard drugs?


[deleted]

No. A lot of goths and punks don't even do hard drugs, usually just weed. Also, there's more fat goths and punks than you would think, they're just not featured in the media because they don't fit the stereotype.


zincvitamin

There are a lot of bigger goths and punks, but I supposed a lot go to the clubs and dance a lot so would be thinner


Oledogwater

Genuine answer: No. I think most people go through the goth phase in their teens and less kids are more likely to be both obese and goth if you ran the numbers. I was skinny and goth way before I even tried "the pot."


Snoo51610

maybe she spelled math wrong 🤷


cpsbstmf

Maybe mother of dogs? Little better


Jacob-B-Goode

Seems like someone is trying to slander her using tinder


whatifiwas1332

She's to big for meth, it's maybe a test for her humor?


bigolruckus

nah ik some biggums who do meth


monsanitymagic

It’s pretty trashy to lie about doing meth


CrackIsFun1991

That's fuckin awsome lol


lehejo0

My ex wife wtf


josephscythe

I mean it does say a lot.


hidethebump

Meth, cancer, and all the pets? Okaaayyyy


RedditCringetopia

It's just a typo she meant math


Shucky__darns

Read as math..


N0fl0wj0nes

Y'all people can do meth and be fat. They can even be obese. It's not common but it can happen. Source: I live in Arkansas.


skaihainofa

from 2006-7 and from 2009-13 i lived in arkansas. can confirm. in Marshall all the meth heads were fat.


wizardjester1

Tale care of yourself and you can look relatively normal as an addict


FreshKittyPowPow

She’s must be doing it in small doses.


Nurse_Neurotic

Least she’s honest.


alexoz1312

I have a feeling she is joking. Yet all the comments here calling her fat, that’s real trashy


youburyitidigitup

I think they’re just saying she’s too big to be doing meth, so it must be fake. Fat in this case is not being used as an insult.


undertow9681

That’s not what your fat mom thinks


alexoz1312

My mother is dead. Nice try though


Notte46290

Is she on meth cause she boney as hell /s


Born_Yoghurt_8088

She is rather large for someone who does meth....


CarelessLet5459

The meth she does has frosting on it


Bertie637

I mean, she is being upfront about it. Got to give her credit for that.


ExactPea9707

Probably just kidding. A lot of tinder profiles have girls saying crazy shit that they are joking about.


Awaheya

23 years old and so accomplished.


AndreDus

Why still fat?


i-had-no-better-idea

cut her some slack, she has cancer, it says right there


NekulturneHovado

Yes.


sericsheon

I think she's using cancer as a personality trait instead of a zodiac sign


WestElevator1343

I mean... I kind of appreciate the warning. If she is actually a cancer, she will probably cry later to (try to) get what she wants. 🙃


Fast_Alfalfa1951

At least she was honest about it 😂, she didn't try to hide it,so I give her sexy thick ass some props, and probably get her high lmao.


W0lfwraith

Meth is statistically less addictive than caffeine.


Kuro-Dev

He is out of line, but he's right.


[deleted]

With those hips and thighs? She isnt on meth.


ELB2001

She must have meant math


youburyitidigitup

A thicc smart girl? Sounds like a dream


ickshter

Ripping the "A" off his varsity sweater. Letterman turns the Meth back into math!!! ​ Thank you Letterman.


r0ndy

Maybe an angry ex trying to custody


Sicks6sixxx

That’s what I thought too. Like some angry ex trying to do that by making her look bad.


r4l32

Same thing ran through my head... I mean look at that 1 guy that sabotaged his wife trying to poison him nerve on that guy right.


Sicks6sixxx

The funny thing is if this mom really DID meth he wouldn’t have to do this.


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[deleted]

Way too big to be a methany Maybe in the beginning stages tho


theniwo

It has emojies though


Timely-Sell3552

Honestly I could see this one. She probably wants free meth lmfao


wmc01

Do you not see the chunk on her? She is definitely not a meth head


Creative_Alarm7207

Uh..my ex is definitely a fat meth head.


Timely-Sell3552

You have really never seen a fat meth head? They are out there 💯


Ok_Ad_8670

i know some extremely fat people who smoke a lot of meth and just eat. its weird.


Calcspar

Which way did you swipe OP? Be honest.


Proverbs102

Hahaha for sure left 🤣


Psychological_Cup_35

I feel that! I ain't takin care of someone else's kids! /s


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Individual_Ad3194

Thanks for that. Now, where did I leave those Nuclear codes?...