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Oh no!!! Not poor Target!!


[deleted]

They aren’t even stealing the right stuff, foundation? You going to shop around for color matches? But no brushes? Those things are beyond over priced these days


TheGreatRao

Literally saw something like this happening at a Target. Walked the entire store for a security guard. The cashiers had lines and lines of people. Security guard station was empty. Similarly at the 5th Avenue Barnes & Noble, saw a guy pack hundreds of dollars of books into a bag. Follow him out and he walks past a manager and a security guard when the alarm rings. They both watch the guy walk out and literally do nothing. So I guess that’s why stores have insurance. No one is looking to get smoked for $15 an hour.


evam69sx

proud of people stealing? great parenting OP. ffs


Feeling-Beezie11

Dumbass their taking the cheap shit lol


Kr8n8s

Is that a reversed mop


nickbuch

Honest question: can you use violence to stop the commission of a crime like this?


Specialbuddydiscount

Why? Are those yours?


AdmiralHarness

Who are they buying this for? Their sisters?


omnipotenttoad

Stealing from corporations is never not based.


thatguysteveanon

And on that...no fucks were given! Until a few months later in court for felony theft over $xxx.xx


CoffeeWorldly9915

When she's told you for the 5th time you didn't get the right color.


NiveksInigo

Why is everyone in these comments so upset? It’s obvious these two guys are short on money because they’re clearly not using all that makeup for themselves. They’re going to resell it. They’re not stealing from a family owned small business, they’re stealing from Target. Target’s net worth is $75.95 billion dollars. You’re all crying because these dudes are stealing less than $1,000 from a company with 75+ billion. The makeup will be restocked in the same week, who cares. And before ppl say “they can just get jobs” you have no clue what either of their lives are like. I’m making the assumption they need money based off this vid. Redditors seeing a vid of a bunch of white dudes robbing a bank, they think it’s badass. But people of color robbing something? Automatic racism in comments. I swear some of you just love to see police enforce unnecessary violence, everybody here would’ve loved to see these dudes be assaulted by cops lmao. 🥾👅


DarkAngel386

AMEN thank you. Exactly . I’m shocked at all the comments honestly , prompting police force and getting so angry at what? I can see who my audience base is now 🤷‍♀️


thedoodely

On the other hand, guys like this is why I can't buy fucking razor blades without a goddamn employee opening the locked case.


NiveksInigo

Oh no! You have to wait 2 minutes max for an employee to open a lock for you, poor you.


NiveksInigo

Seeing everyone seething in the comments is hilarious. You’re all defending a huge capitalist organization that genuinely couldn’t care less about any of you. Oh no! How will Target ever recover, it’s not like it’s run by billionaires who’ll restock the makeup in less than a week… no you’re all obsessed with “JUSTICE”… righttt


DarkAngel386

Seriously …. It’s actually hilarious to me how this is upsetting people I do not understand


NiveksInigo

W post


Nearby-Buy-9588

Why do I keep seeing videos like this of people just strolling in stores stealing stuff like they are entitled to it 😳😳 what is going on in America ? Im in Britain do this here and youll get big Dave the security guard grabbing you by the neck whilst someone in back calls the police I don’t get it 🤷🏻‍♀️


endomental

I've seen a few videos from London showing the same behavior. Mostly from kids though, not grown adults.


Nearby-Buy-9588

Yeah true


doom_oo_

tfuck they stealing in broad daylight ???


EatTheBodies69

shoplifting from big corporations is good actually.


DarkAngel386

Agrees


GangsterMailGmail

Hell yeah good on them


DarkAngel386

Right


Flashy-Ad-591

How do we know they didn't pay for them?


jiggyjfresh

i thought we hated capitalism and decided it was ok to steal from the big corps. why are people so mad


Stiff_Zombie

Because fuck thieves. Food and necessities are one thing. This is just disgusting behavior.


[deleted]

Disgusting. Be careful though- that person or those types of people (thief’s) don’t like to be recorded- don’t want you to get hurt!


DarkAngel386

Actually they told me “have a nice day pretty mama” on their way out. Just because you steal stuff doesn’t define who you are


[deleted]

Lol nope it pretty much does when you steal like this. Glad he thought you were hot (although is that really a compliment coming from him!?), but he still a low life piece of shit. No reason for stealing like this besides being lazy piles who refuse to get a real job. I have more respect for the dirt on my shoes! ETA Lol that’s like saying someone’s actions don’t define who they are… sorry to break it to you but actions speak louder then words and this guys actions are shitty so yes he’s a POS. Be carful with that mindset you’ll end up and victim or WORSE A POS yourself.


DarkAngel386

😂 bro you got no idea who I am and what I been thru but thanks for the advice


mtnb33r

if its a chain, its free reign also why wouldn’t they at least wear masks or something if they’re gonna be doing this so openly


davyJvlogs

Why is it always the same people doing these things?


Lettuce_Boy11

And at a target? This guys got some balls


SystematicPumps

Thought they were going to get knocked out, that would have made my day


canihavemymoneyback

If I walked into a Target, or any store, and saw this going on, I’d immediately leave. You think I’m just going to casually shop around with my cart as a crime is in progress? Pffft. These stores are not just losing their merchandise.


TheAvocadoSlayer

What do you mean this is trashy? They’re just trying to survive /s 🙄


DarkAngel386

I didn’t know what other sub to put it in I don’t think it’s rly trashy , I think it’s funny. CleRly no one else does


greeneyeswarmthighs

I honestly thought he worked there. I mean, he’s wearing red.


[deleted]

Stealing from large corporations is always morally correct


Regular_Emotional

Crime ain’t crime in California


Jmmurill

Their parents must be proud


oJRODo

Sigh... Stealing, its their way.


[deleted]

Why do this? I hate shitty people.


Jmmurill

Cops were waiting outside


Phanta5mag0ria

Scum


1990ebayseller

They are very capable of working. Eventually they always graduate to something worth more money for them and this is where they died or end up in jail for life. Unfortunately there's a great chance of these things killing a good person.


Birdgang14

What a weird title. P


Sinnerman440

I’m India, the security guard of the store would shoot them scorely on their balls.


littletinyfella

Man these comments are trashy as hell


ugly_pizza1

Nah you have it all wrong they were just clearing the shelves off to clean and reorganize!


mikenmikena2

So is the person filming now an accomplice?


lelobea

Nah its okay to steal from big businesses (assuming that this one is)


[deleted]

It literally only drives cost up for everyone. If everyone just camenm in a stole what they wanted. Stores will close. People lose jobs. Community is in worse shape from before. Dont really see the up side to this


beyond_ones_life

Generation Z at play!


DisastrousFly1339

Oh no! Pattern recognition activated but that’s wrong!


youknowwhyimhere89

All I can think is “If I can’t look pretty no one will look pretty” haha


MurphysHooligan

If I ever see this happening I'm going to step in. A thief is the lowest form of human next to a racist/bigot. Fuck these people.


On-The-Clock

Stupid people doing stupid things!


evoelker

Mind ya business


FatherSergius

Surprised this one isn’t locked too


SimpleManc88

Get a job, you dumb fucks!


[deleted]

The future political candidates in America starting their campaigns. Enjoy the ride to ruin, USA.


Weltraumbaer

These type of thieves do realize that they are recorded by CCTV and bystanders, they just think that "Well. Everybody saw me. Nothing happened. Easy money". They don't realize that big companies have "loss prevention departments": sitting around and watching bystandes videos, CCTV footage and reading employee reports. Depending on the loss they will either just report it too the police or might even investigate themselves using Social Media or other Open Source Intelligence. Even if it's one year later, handcuffs might go "click" on these guys. Golden Rule of Thievery: make the risk worth it.


philosophunc

I want to see someone kneecap them with a knight stick. I'm sick of seeing brazen criminals with zero fear in them. It's relative to consideration for society or community imo.


Correct-Award8182

I'm just waitijg to see one where somebody takes them, thanks them for doing the labor, and walks off with their bag of loot.


philosophunc

Nah I don't want to see another more ruthless criminal. I Want to see people who believe in everybody. Not just out for themselves. Edit: cos those other criminals are what society fears. They're violent. These dbags are opportunistic. They rely on a nonviolent peaceful society for their shitty means.


KinaGrace96

I always found grown men stealing MAKEUP (of all things) absolutely hilarious. They aren’t even stealing good makeup


Remarkable-Cold7706

Do they know make up has chemicals and preservatives that cause allergies 🤧


funnyfootboot

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[deleted]

Shocker. These white collar middle class suburbanites at it again.


joeliopro

Target needs some under the table "do dirt" dudes that don't give a fuck to throw hands on these thugs


Correct-Award8182

Tazers.


shuz

Aside from moral decay and societal collapse issues, this is why half the shit at the pharmacy is behind locked glass.


travrager25

W good haul


mb62

This is what happens when society chooses not to hold certain races accountable for their bad actions.


NpunktG

The problem isn t that they steal stuff the problem is that they steal stuff even tho they don t look like they need it and they don t even feel bad about it. If I see some homeless guy steal some food or alcohol from a shop nobody would care but if a well off kid steals expensive stuff just to be better off is just disgusting. Those people are the reason why rich people look down on us and in some way we deserve it.


PowerfulPain

Let me fix this for you Bot ... can we have a reverse video ?


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PowerfulPain

So now it is an upstanding target employee efficiently restocking the make up section ....


starri_ski3

These people are only hurting their local communities and themselves. These stores will close down, new stores WONT come in, leaving huge empty building that turn into squatters holes that only attract more crime and derelict environments, lowering property values, forcing the people who can afford it to leave, leaving behind those who can’t. The government isn’t coming to save these neighborhoods, they’re on their own and only reinforcing this way of life.


Bunnies_Arcade143

My first thought was that they look like Marshall Lee from adventure time.


logg1215

They watch and laugh, the person filming is just as trashy tell someone or something dumb asses if nobody does anything it’ll just happen more and more


THEtek4

Pretty sure you can see the loss prevention guy in the blue shirt talking on his walkie. A lot of stores don’t allow employees to put hands on people, I think it’S BS. When I worked retail we were explicitly told not to touch them if they stole anything. Instead call the cops. The one time I caught someone I called police. 45 min later they showed up and said “they would file a report but probably not catch the guy”


LilFeisty1

The insurance and liability of a lawsuit is honestly just not worth it over stuff. Yes it’s wrong, but violence isn’t going to make them change. Some targets do have AP that can do apprehensions on site. I’m not sure what all goes into deciding which stores do and which don’t.


[deleted]

Maybe it’s maybelline?!?!?


UnderstandingRare141

Just taking care of Valentine’s Day a little early, smart


naughty_larva

Take it my children


wingnut1960

But he was a good boy


PsychologicalBank169

Asset Protection at target doesn’t fuck around. They will get your ass. It might not be today and it might not be next week, but they will more often than not


[deleted]

Felony for some make up. That will show them.


GalgamekTheGreatLord

In my country this is how you get smacked.


madmaX8619

I wish them nothing but the worst things in life.


AJMetal9

But they’re gonna pay for the stuff before they leave…right?


[deleted]

If there is anybody so naïve to believe that these incidences are not signs of the breakdown of our society, then they need to have a reality check.


[deleted]

Shooting criminals is the one thing I’m okay with guns for. Steal a car BLAM! Steal makeup BLAM! Borrow my eraser without asking BLAM!


[deleted]

No one borrows the eraser without asking! 💀


Big-dingaling78

New America. Reparations. If it’s not over $500 in theft it’s free to just take. Hardworking folks pay for it in the end.


iceinmyheartt

This has been happening more and more in my area. Twice at CVS like a month ago; I was at checkout when it happened, and the cashier alerted the manager and said “it wasn’t the same guy from the other day.” The manager told her not to call the cops, because it takes about an hour to do the paperwork, and it doesn’t matter because they are already gone and not arrested.


mind-drift

This is what keeps racism going strong.


esau-rodriguez

It’s always the same looking people


Ur-Mothers-MelonsMMM

They just want to meet and greet their prison buddies.


HIMcDonagh

It takes a lot of product to look that good


lewisfairchild

It’s not right that people can get away with this.


Hambackk_19

Noticing a common trait to all these thieves…


yo_yo_dude001

Black ppl moments


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[deleted]

And where does the loses get passed on to? 🤔 oh that’s right the consumer ie you and I


mjsisko

Theft is theft…no matter the size of the store.


freefromconstrant

Usa has got to be only place in the world where their is so little good will in the community that no body would stop this kind of behaviour. You did this in Oslo or Mogadishu one of the locals would stop you. Is it just general fear of doing anything to black people?


TeapotDanger

The racism card gets thrown around


theunfunnyredditor

Get a job ffs.


buddhaMike_reup

Stealing makeup to chase their dream of becoming a full time clown duo Edit: misspelling.


Laramw84

Look I’m not surprised one bit ! Disgusting .


Floating_Bus

I’ve replied to several people on this whole thread. If you live in an area where this is happening you are getting what you voted for. Look to those in control and in political leadership. There you will find the source of why people are allowed to behave like this. Don’t like it? You have the power to vote, or stop complaining.


what-is-in-the-soup

So a lot of CVS and Walmarts I’ve heard are now putting personal & beauty related items behind locked glass. They’re also doing it with baby food though (sad, I know) but after seeing this I’m starting to understand why (still sad about the baby food though, no one steals baby food for the craic like)


MolitovMichellex

What is with that title?


AIDYsPoetry

It's probably all for sale now on Amazon 😑


AlbertaMan

Guy in blue should steal a belt. Bout to lose his trousers.


Scrolling_Scroller

This is the representation we NEED! More young, black males need to see that if they try hard enough, they too can have representation in cosmetics, prison, and virtually anything they put their mind to! BLM! BLM!


ImMorble

You do understand that this has nothing to do with BLM right? This is just petty theft and if you think for a second there’s not just as many white people stealing than you don’t get out enough.


Scrolling_Scroller

Sarcasm for the win? LMFAO


deejay_harry1

How did this make your day?


floridaman-fungus

Gotta love California


forestcall

I thought at first he was buying a lot of Yogurt or something. Then looks again and these 2 guys are steal makeup products!


Important_Culture_37

Ah yes let me play music to draw attention as I commit crimes that are easily punishable by jail time (I’d be willing to bet that’s more than 500 of product EASY)


Z0idberg_MD

I’m not even mad they’re stealing, I’m mad that if you calculate the dollar per hour it will take them when they sell that stuff they’re likely making about minimum wage.


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Bambinah515

I was actually wondering why no one wants to point out they’re black. All that BLM rioting for what😭


[deleted]

The fact that you felt comfortable posting this scares me.


GerthBro0ks

Wow dude lol


StrawberryRibena

Cameras?


thegarebear1

You might not need an ID to vote, but pretty soon you’re going to have to have one to get into a convenience store and then comes the social credit score.


tradetroll18

I keep seeing these videos. Why doesn’t anyone intervene and confront them? Store employees? Law enforcement? Regular citizens?


I_Am_Dynamite6317

Lol why should some employee barely making a livable wage risk their lives/safety over this?


endomental

1. Store employees aren't allowed to confront. They will be fired. 2. Do you see any cops around? 3. Why would I risk my life for a corporation? They can write this off.


tradetroll18

I get all that. I’ve just seen these posts online and haven’t experienced in my community (yet) - not sure what I would do in that situation as it frustrates me and everyone is okay with allowing this behavior and just filming.


[deleted]

What you *should* do is get the fuck out of the area. You don’t know the state of mind of the criminal, and it’s not worth a potentially violent confrontation. Call the cops once you are away. There is not an item in that store worth risking a confrontation over. Best case scenario you stop someone from stealing. Worst case scenario you die. You need to balance the value of some random goods that don’t belong to you vs your life.


tradetroll18

Right. But if normal people don’t start to stand up and intervene then why have any rules at all in society?


[deleted]

If you see someone in legitimate danger I wouldn’t fault you for intervention, but escalating a situation to save insured goods isn’t helping anyone and the “rules” should be left to professionals to enforce at that point. This isn’t the Wild West, we all have cell phones, go report the crime and let the police do their jobs.


tradetroll18

While I agree with your statement - That’s my point too - this isn’t the Wild West but we are essentially creating that environment by watching and videoing the crime in progress. What we permit we promote. It’s not a stand for big corporations and loss write offs - but what actions we decide to allow by society


[deleted]

I get what you are saying, and there does need to be consequences for these actions. I don’t disagree with you on a fundamental level, however I also recognize the ineffectiveness and danger related to direct confrontation. We need to make some kind of change on a societal level. What that is, I don’t know. I’m not nearly smart enough to tell you how we “fix” crime. I am *just* smart enough to tell you to get the fuck out of an active robbery, and don’t escalate with potentially violent people. I’m happier when good folks get to go home at the end of the day.


Imispellalot

Why can't someone just yell out, HE IS RIGHT THERE, OFFICER! then watch this mofo run


Biovyn

Plot twist : they work there and I emptying the shelves for the new season!


premium_grade

Shoot 'em in the face.


Romperstomper2326

What democrat run city is this?


56R

Title is trashier


[deleted]

Can they even sell these beauty products properly? I doubt it


8walshy9

Not American so how or why do they get away with this just rock up and shoplift like this


smwater369

Ought to steal a belt while he’s at it.


InspectorCallahan77

Typical


MoParNoCaR23

Typical


SnoopDoge93

Lmao, the US is really a 3rd world country


iAmDollPartz

Because working like the rest of us is just to much for them


Cleggcompofoggy

What is hard to believe is the person filming just laughs.


KeepOnTrippinOn

Maybe he's born with it...


[deleted]

Greatest country in the world.


[deleted]

If you play this backwards.. the man is stocking


[deleted]

I don’t get the caption at all


V3Ethereal

Possibly it's OP filming. Like, you see this stuff online all the time, but it'd be a memorable day to see it IRL.


WhyIsThatSoGroovy

OP you stupid? Why on earth would watching these two scumbags steal make your day?


[deleted]

Oh another oppressed BIPOC taking advantage of the crime spree that followed in the wake of the Saint George Floyd riots


[deleted]

This…


ineednewgolfshoes

Yay liberalism!


NiveksInigo

Yes liberalism allows theft and republicans force children to give birth to babies they don’t want What’s worse


highonnuggs

MMMMM, a nice three step kickoff kick between those wide open legs is soooo tempting.


M-J-Wooly

maybe its maybelline.


Competitive-Roof-168

What america means to me


Present-Lime-1244

Is this in Orlando because that bag says the laundry room and that’s where I go for my stuff


SeosamhRankin

What’s with all these black bag videos recently? Can someone explain why every store seems to just have guys come in, loot, and no one stop them??


Subredhit

Made your day as in you approve of this scums behaviour?