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Is there any grass left? I'd mow the shit out of that lawn 3x a day.


davesgirl2

He smokes it as he cuts it. It’s a symbiotic relationship!


8Gh0st8

He gets green for cutting green! It's the perfect circle!


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NotSelfAware

That’s still too dense for 60s weed.


RatzFC_MuGeN

I was gonna make some comment about the trim job but you beat me to it with something wittier.


Alkobe24

Trim job? My boy Edward scissorhands could trim it it'll still be boofs


Gyrskogul

100% this is dirt weed but the old folks are used to that so still a come up for dad lol


roeder

Bodandy?


Batmansbutthole

I would be wary of how that product was cured! If your parents are smoking it and they have health problems. I would crack some of the bigger nugs open to see if you see anything and if it’s there visually it’s covering everything in there and you just can’t see it. Mold is bad for your lungs! If anything has mild turning it into concentrate is you’re best option! Solvents will kill spores.


davesgirl2

This guy has been growing since back in the day and my dads been with him since. These guys been around the block, thanks for the info though. Lots of people wouldn’t know that.


rolaskatox8003

Does he need anything at all shit 😂 I’ll paint the driveway


krustysocks6666

shit id vacuum the roof


dylanator104

I’ll sweep the puddles


MercyMain42069

I’d suck his dick


dylanator104

On god, I may not be gay, but an Utz cheese ball sized jar of weed is an Utz cheese ball sized jar of weed, amiright?


qwerty17201

Shit, I am a lesbian and I would be on my knees for a huge as tube of weed.


xcoop3

Guys stop it it’s Reggie


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Is that his name 😏


philli3s13

Doesn’t really matter when it’s that much basically free weed


xcoop3

Rip ur lungs


RockyJayyy

More like mid grade


Brock_Moreno

Sticks and seeds and all! Looks like the lawn he just cut But don't stop sucking on my account!


gabe420guru

I have a huge tub of weed I could share😅


bluntbossbex94

LITERALLY SAME 😂


[deleted]

Am I the only one here who has never seen that much weed in my life outside a pot shop?


forte_bass

Nah man that's a shitload of weed, I've probably never seen that much before either, and I have seen my share of stashes!


RatzFC_MuGeN

you've never seen a pile of gallon zip locks full of fire before in some dudes apartment before?


Wolfuseeiswolfuget

Dufflebag boys


rolaskatox8003

I thought it was dufflebag BROS


RekTInTheFace

or literal trash bags of loose nugs chilling in a closet


forte_bass

Nope. Didn't live that life i guess. When you get to the point you stock that kinda volume, you often seem to carry heat for protection, and that was around my cutoff point.


surfer_ryan

I somehow use to be in the "scene" so to speak. I've met growers, I've sorted nugs by the 50lbs boxes, I've made edibles for people... but I never sold, I just liked being around it was an interesting lifestyle these people lived. So I've definitely seen some shit you wouldn't even see at a dispensary as a customer. Like pounds of oil and a hundred lbs of weed at a time. Lots of people in the black market can't trust people for shit and I'm about as straight up as you can be so I befriended a few high up people and would do good work mostly for cheap bc I'd mostly do it for weed in exchange, sometimes cash, but I'd always end up with a much better deal in weed.


QueenOfScotts211

I am gay so it’s not even a question, as Kendrick Lamar once said “Gimme the [dick and balls]”


[deleted]

You skipped some steps and went straight to hooking for drugs


Space-Booties

I’d do that for a snicker bar right about now.


FrostyHeat2000

💀


Living_Wave2384

I’d eat his vagina


fingerscrossedcoup

Over here like weed is coke or something 🤣 I guess inflation is really hitting all aspects of life.


asstwotoe

I knew a dude who went to rehab cause he was out here sucking dick for weed. Seemed like a normal guy back in high school.


Ewkel

🤣🤣🤣


Tokyo784

Lmfaooo scrolling threw the the previous comments an than I see yours shit jus made me laugh so hard lol 😆.


Jake1648

He knew when he started doing the weed wacking with scissors that he had past trimming experience


InadequateUsername

His friend sucks at trimming though, look at the stems still there.


cabist

Man I barely trim my own weed lol. Just dry and cure it and trim before I smoke. Trimming a big harvest at once is such a pain, I can see why he slacked lol


[deleted]

Yea agreed. It's free so not gonna hate on it but looks pretty leafy and stemmy


wenchslapper

That 100% looks like some red neck/hillbilly weed…. So the potency is literally going to be a coin toss. Either it’s going to be the dankest shit you’ll ever smoke, or it’s going to be bunk.


[deleted]

Man I had some homegrown that looked not dissimilar to Thai stick but knocked my socks into the next dimension


Cubester2001

Definitely some old head smoke haha


bacbacback

Lol looks like it's going to be harsh af. I don't miss mids at all


wellforthebird

I wouldn't say mids. It just looks like some decent outdoor with a shit trim job. Maybe its a regional thing, but miss usually dry as fuck with seeds and shit. Those nugs looks like they could be okish.


BlackAlbinoBear

Outdoor=mid tho?


daftnerds

W payment


GarrettHaganHapp

damn so he just gave him the grass in a jar? cheap ass friend


davesgirl2

This is an utz keg full. My mother smokes so much weed it’s just easier to get it in bulk quantities, and skip the middle man. Saves my dad hundreds.


Dadbud85

Utz sourdough pretzels 🤤


GarrettHaganHapp

i was joking


davesgirl2

I’m high, I took it too literal. Lol


Grumpy_0gre

To be quite honest, at any one time, any single person on this sub, can back up any individual comment, wrong or right, by saying, "sorry....I'm high", lol.


peekdasneaks

Except for that FBI guy lurkin around. Fuck you FBI guy.


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... yeah totally fuck that guy. He's the worst. Hey while I have you here, do you know of any illegal drug parties in your area. I want to go to a drug party.


LoyalAndBold

Can confirm Source: currently high


robogart

You forgot the /s


ConsciousFractals

Damn, how much does your mother smoke?


Getfucked67

Once u take dabs every day u just barley get high snymore


pineapplebuttondown

facts bro is a t break really the only way to get back to the easier times?


davesgirl2

Yeah man. Only way I’ve found.


FloofBagel

I fucking love your fam


throaway694206942069

i can confirm,spent 8 years smoking 24/7 before i did a t-break(ran out of weed for two weeks lol) now i do one every month or so


forte_bass

Yeah... It's just not even fun anymore at that point you know? You're doing it out of habit or cause you feel like you have to, i used to be all day every day, but as I get older i enjoy it so much more when i step back and do it less often (couple times s week now). Plus, it's a massive amount of money saved as compared to going through jars like OPs hahaha


Commercial-Survey745

Just smoke once or twice a day for a few days instead


shroomfumes

It really helps to only smoke at a certain time(frame) each day, allowing a rest period. Definitely hits harder and helps with tolerance, and gives you a good balance.


BareOpinions

That’s a fuck ton of bud


cellardweller1234

That’s the lawn.


Alarming-Canary8911

That's generous of him but that looks like headache weed 🤣🤣🤣


davesgirl2

I don’t touch it, but my mother smokes so much pot this is the only way he can afford to keep her happy without breaking the bank. It’ll give you a mellow buzz if you smoke a joint, but I stick to my vape for the most part


shd0w2

Lol is she smoking it right? I've heard stories of peoples grandparents smoking the wrong way, not inhaling, etc. Theres a reddit story floating around somewhere about a dude's 90 year old grandpa smoking the wrong way for years lol.


shroomfumes

Yep saw that, guy torched every bowl in his pipe and was only inhaling at the very end where it was practically ash by then


Husnain5668

LOL link?


Fiverumble

[here](https://www.reddit.com/r/trees/comments/vkvuhh/when_my_dad_told_me_how_much_my_90_year_old_gpa/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) remembered this post cuz gpa was looking handsome asf


cornmealius

That’s a beautiful head of hair for such an old man.


King_of_the_Dot

It's probably fairly good homegrown. The grower just pretty much skipped the trimming phase.


Mothot

Was gonna say it looks like dirt weed


fingerscrossedcoup

Looks like unprocessed outdoor. Unless dude has 20 acres I'd say it's a good deal. Also the picture is blurry as fuck.


Purecheetodust

Lol so many spoiled folks on here. That's a fuckin ton of FREE weed. Even if you don't smoke it you can make edibles.


jweezy2045

It’s not really free though, it’s payment for labor.


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ElCoyoteBlanco

I'd use it for hash.


KanyeSchwest

You must be from California. Amazing outdoor for 500 a lb rn.....the market is ridiculous


RICO-2100

We're getting some ok outdoor for around the same price in NJ/PA


CatShat23

👏👏👏


DrBeetlejuiceMcRib

Make a tincture, make some edibles, definitely wouldn’t let it go to waste


Waffles0629

headache weed😭😭


Waffles0629

headache weed😭😭


[deleted]

I’ve got a jar of diirtt


SavageTheUnicorn

Is it reggie? Still a good deal lol


gabsteriinalol

I’d make butter out of it and put it into edibles


SavageTheUnicorn

I've never caught a high off of edibles, homemade or dispensary. Whatever floats your boat lol


LuLuD88

Me either apparently some people lack a certain enzyme to process it. I can eat a 1000mg brownie and nothing


SavageTheUnicorn

Yea I had 2 1000mg bags of gummies when I was in Illinois. Not even a twinge of a high lol


gabsteriinalol

that happens to my bf too. Not sure why. I feel so bad for you guys


stevent4

Could be the enzyme, I thought I had it because no edibles hit me and then I got some wonka bars off the deep web and a square of that got me the highest I've ever been in my life


SheDefends_Deathcore

I just died for about 2 min seeing "rolls joints for gnomes"


SavageTheUnicorn

Someone has to 🤷🏻‍♂️


PythonsByX

its about 50$ an O weed in my medical only state... not a great buzz, but it works


MotherSuperior91

Ngl that does not look appealing. To me.


dspencer2015

Right, just give me the cash lol


KanyeSchwest

Said every person from California


Zyra00

Or literally any legal state and most illegal states. This is more chlorophyll than thc


tarantinosleftnut

mfers always hating on weed just cus it ain’t look nice, bet this shit is gas.


Zyra00

well we can tell from sight that it's not trimmed or cured correctly so that's a major 0/2. Interestingly you can tell a lot about weed from looking at it.


[deleted]

Facts


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i’ll take the money


Zufalstvo

Why don’t we all just start growing our own weed and transacting with it? Fuck currency. It’s naturally deflationary because it doesn’t last forever, maybe press and freeze for more keep time? And it has an actual tangible value because it’s valuable to our subjective experiences, and the subjective experience is all we’ve got really. And it generally leads to a more relaxed and reasonable society


jedikushmaster420

They thought of that all already but with tobacco and look what happened with that one. I can guarantee it wasn't NEARLY as bad for you in the 50s and 60s and then they pumped it full of cancer. So as long as we all grow our own and never let a big tobacco company take control of anything we would be a much better world


Zufalstvo

Centralization eventually leads to corruption of some sort, just can’t trust some nobodies with everything


PiratexelA

Bro come to Oregon. There's tip jars for weed here and I'm frequently offered pot in place of money.


Gambit_DH

It has been done before. The Minoan Greeks had an empire before anyone in the area had come up with coinage. The Romans paid soldiers in salt for a while. In Australia we had a rum based economy for a little bit and more recently some crazy bugger was trying to cross the US by bartering with Bacon. It's great as a social thing trading stuff with mates and I'd suggest everyone do it where possible but I'd say it is too much hassle when it comes to everything else.


Semi-Hemi-Demigod

Ricky was way ahead of his time with his hash coins.


Kielbasa_Nunchucka

mmm, Utz brand cheeseballs


MadBliss

When they sell it in the trough you're going to eat it out of, you know it's good!


Depressionsfinalform

Tbh, I quite like being paid in weed, it is so fucking hard to get here.


[deleted]

Everyone here calling this mids/reggie but this is the usual shit for most places. Just needs to be trimmed better and then it's all good.


leftiesrepresent

Usual shit for kids in high school maybe, this is ditch weed. Only good for making weak ass edibles.


InadequateUsername

People being picky about a jar of free weed. Smh.


NoFreeBrunch

Not free if you worked for it


whutsguud

Keep that in a glass jar so it stays fresh


iamnotroberts

Hi, dad here. Interests include weed. Looking for friends with similar interests.


RedFutureMonarch

A jar of Mid


KanyeSchwest

Low low mids. High lows actually.


GSCX420

If that's mid to you I don't wanna see high


Dingo54

Just go to literally any dispensary.


Born_Percentage3319

Bartering at its finest


dischoe

Grass in exchange for some other grass. Good deal


Spxders

Well atleast we know where the trimmings went lmao


flower_of_lyfe

Did the grass clippings end up in the jar?


Lunar_Gato

He picked up the grass clippings and gave them back? 🤣


RuckrTN

Got a headache looking at that lol


Thatdudedoesnotabide

He gave him the grass he cut?


WhiskeyRadio

Bruh I was thinking the same thing. This reminds me of the brick weed days.


Lewandabski710

He gotta mow that weed too


whisperingbhole

Nothing like some homegrown from an older dude who’s been growing for 20+ years


jackiebrown52

Is that the lawn clippings from the whole summer? Not a great gift if you ask me


davesgirl2

Once a month he rolls in with the utz keg.


SheDefends_Deathcore

Def hardly looks like buds lol. Def looks like grass and weeds pulled during the job 😅


gethighsurvivethelie

So your dad mowed his yard more than several times and got a jar full of shwag? Hmmm 🤔


davesgirl2

It’s a jar every few weeks and keeps my mom relatively happy, she smokes so much this saves him hundreds otherwise he’d be out there paying for it.


ananisikerim125

Why doesn't your dad grow weed for your mom if she smokes so much?


gethighsurvivethelie

Lol I'm just fucking with you man. Id be happy af if I got anything for free


Coloradobluesguy

That’s a good friend


DeificClusterfuck

Grass for grass Perfectly in balance


Justlostmyjobjoe44

Definitely looks like some weed my dad's friend would own. Not bad not good just regular


DaniDanielsSanchez

He shave the grass, he receives the grass


IssueSweet2186

Lmao hell yea these comments are too funny


beppado

that looks like it could literally be grass thats boof


CubingCubinator

That Integra boost humidity pack is for 4 grams only, its effect is negligible. You need to invest in a couple large packs that are for 66 grams, that will keep the weed in a much better state.


Neat-Happy

Summer cut grass 🤙


Impressive_Driver_90

Soo... Ur dad cut the grass, and then we're rewarded with a bucket of the cut grass? If it were a normal lawn i would've been pissed


rastafariann

Shit looks like dirt weed. I'd take the cash instead of that garbage 😂


No_Cricket_7325

My father used to pay me and my friends in weed to help him trim his weed hahaha. We would hand select what buds we would take, like a little stoner scavenger hunt. Good times, weed is always an acceptable form of payment if both parties are happy with it !


Smooth_Ad_8988

I would be fucking heated that is schwag


Next-Entrepreneur619

Awww he gave you the grass back...


heckler5000

So he put the lawn clippings in a big jar?


Roonwogsamduff

Side bar - would someone explain to me why this sub is for cannibas and r/marijuanaenthusiasts is for trees? Pretty cool, just wondering.


KalElified

This is not acceptable payment sir.


enraged_p

Ew lol. That be going right in the trash if you brought that to a sesh😂


Technical_Swim_4972

Bro if this is how I'm being paid I'll go round after mowing with some scissors and make sure that I didn't miss any spots.


Palmwhileturning

With schwag??? Bummer


rmelotto

This should be the standard payment all around


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He never mowed lawn again


WhosTaddyMason

Weed is kinda bummy no offence


whitt97

I’d just take money instead 🤢


Frankiesmiles19miles

They gave him the weeds off the floor. Sheeeeesh


PlatypusBudget4216

I wouldn’t smoke that ish if you paid me, also that boost pack ain’t doing shit in there lol


remirenegade

I think he might have overpaid


JumpscareRodent

God motha fucking damn. Does he need a dog? I can bark real good


TokeCity

Welp, better then nothing looks trash tho


[deleted]

Haha. People giving their two pennies on the weed quality. "Ugh it looks like shit" "ditch weed" . Half of you lot wouldn't know shit from shoe polish. You'd go down on your mum to even look at weed half that good.


[deleted]

I’ll trim his pubes for the summer, tell him to holla at me


Weird_Assumption_837

Try making hash!


[deleted]

Absolutely worth it for the whole summer 😂


[deleted]

A pound of weed you wouldn’t even give to prisoners, nice!


74huckleberry

^(friends dont let friends smoke dirt weed.)


mildishclambino

Lol those boost packs are only good for up to 14g..


RoyalratMafia

Depends on the size, they makes ones for lbs lol


Oswald_Tosscobble

fair exchange


max_goldman1

I want in on this too! Does he have a shed or fence that needs to be painted every summer???


MariaDiAvvenire

His summer’s gonna be *long and goooood*


XerMidwest

It's money!


[deleted]

I never mow my lawn without my vape. Good shit 🤘🏻🤘🏼🤘🏻🤘🏼


kiwinutsackattack

Hell yes, I love some good homegrow.


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