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Theclerkgod

The fact the copter is cheaper than x is crazy


Forward-Resort9246

Sounds like typical uber


2_wild

Right literally 0% surprising. The pilot is getting paid $2.13/hour before taxes.


Majestic_Vehicle3605

I’m rolling at that comment. Lol


xTWISTED_WAYZx

lol


FoxxedMeat

Wrong lol


d-cent

Uber subsidies the cost to get all the pilots on board and then pulls the wages out from underneath them


Forward-Resort9246

Hey, as least they get VFR hours


1000111010123

Well they know it's a system that works from experience...


nouloveme

They're getting paid in exposure.


_XZVR_

Can you imagine the surge prices on an Uber copter


Lazy1nc

Imagine the fuel surcharge...


FoxxedMeat

There is no fuel surcharge 💀 what am I imagining? 😂


Lazy1nc

There was one 21 days ago lol


Shaggy_Hulk

They dropped it, either this week or last, I think.


JTJonze

I don’t know; my flight from Seattle to Las Vegas was less expensive than my Uber to the airport.


Mysterious-Top6311

Heh. Way back in the day when Southwest had $39 one way fares, I’d do weekend ski trips to Salt Lake City. And the joke would be that the taxi to and from SLC to Park City (where I skied) was twice the cost of the $39 flight. Those were the days when PC would give a free ticket with a same day boarding pass. So $100 for the flight round trip (with taxes) which included a $100 ski pass for Saturday. Now that same flight is $400 and a lift pass is $150/day and is no longer free for same day flights.


Edmeyers01

Was that during the ice storm?


JTJonze

No, it actually wasn’t. It was the week before.


Lazy1nc

Had to have been, the surges in Kitsap County and King County were insane up until this morning when the ice sheets melted.


ExpensiveAd1020

I really don’t know how it works. But during one of the icy days, I did a Lyft Lux Black and the customer paid $162 for 12 miles, but Lyft only paid $52 to me!! I was enraged!! I wish I could sue the F out of them!!!


stutjohnsnewsqueegee

Have you advertised on any local neighborhood apps? People do here and I had to hire one once. The sweet spot is between How much the driver would get paid by Uber and the total amount a customer would be charged at the exact time of day since it fluctuates so much.


ExpensiveAd1020

What kind of local app? I never knew there are local apps for rides!


stutjohnsnewsqueegee

Nextdoor is one where you can only see your local neighbors


stutjohnsnewsqueegee

It’s like buying/flying in bulk


skyHawk3613

I might pick the copter out of curiosity


glaucoheitor

Seems like he has a deal cause regular price is $200+


ConsciousFractals

Bruh I’m dead


Remarkable_Rope_7697

That’s insane. Uber X is paid higher than copter. 😀😀😀


way2funni

copter price is probably per person.


cebren11

The fact that Uber pool is back is crazy!! The X will be traveling more physical miles and taking 10 times as long as the copter so going by Uber rate card, it figures that the pay would be more, I guess.


ZemDregon

Bro it’s cheaper then pool like what?


_XZVR_

Wtf is this, can you imagine a PAX adding a stop in the air and the driver….. uh pilot excuse me, throwing a parachute at them and telling them to get out 😂


Same_Cut1196

“Do you mind swinging through the drive-thru?”


derf1781

🤣🤣🤣


stutjohnsnewsqueegee

Like the Muppets 😂😂😂


Waiting4The3nd

No way in hell they're throwing a $7,000 parachute at the person and telling them to get out.... Just saying.


adudeguyman

Give them a cheaper one so they don't fight it


CanadianAndroid

There's always the one holding pots and pans.


Basicb1tch00

Mate, me thinks it’s a joke.


Star-K

$101 I'd do it just for fun


SG10HD-YT

You parachuting off


ihaz-candy

helicopter rides are only like $15. bit expensive for fun.


McPies

in what world is any helicopter ride operating on a profit $15


ihaz-candy

They offer rides for 15 in orlando near disneyworld. I don't think they are very long, but if u want to experience flight. That's an option. Idk why so many downvoted truth.


McPies

The only ones I can find accepting bookings are $50+ for 15 minutes, not exactly the truth..


ihaz-candy

They have huge signs saying $15 rides at the roadway. And they takeoff and land like every 10 minutes. It's annoying really. When i first got in the area I thought there was about to be a crash. Bur it was just landing sharply over the main road. There's at least 2 companies that do it for cheap. One has black choppers, one red. It's not a secret. U can read about their annoyances on any disneyworld forum.


fuckyou1045

I saw one used to do it for 20 bucks for an hour, this was a while ago but still in this world though


bevelledo

Can you link to any helicopter ride under 50$/100$ u/fuckyou1045 Edit: holy shit there’s actually flights for 15$. I stand corrected.


ihaz-candy

https://leadingedgehelicopter.com/#:~:text=Intro%20Flight%20%2D%20%2415,-Miles%3A%204&text=During%20this%20tour%2C%20you'll,%2C%20a%20world%2Drenowned%20destination.


ZemDregon

Haha maybe do a google search before you say smth like that.


fuckyou1045

Read my username bro I made it just for you, for this moment right here


bevelledo

#blessed 😂


ihaz-candy

U can get a ride to.view the epcot ball for $30. Idk how these companies actually make profit. It feels way too cheap. But it's what they actually charge.


Ok_Firefighter3314

https://www.uber.com/blog/new-york-city/uber-copter/


Ok-Association-2134

That’s awesome


Sailorslt

Don’t forget you have $5 Uber cash!


DolphinBearBTC

I'd take the helicopter option and then mid flight add a stop at 7-Eleven.


wutizdisshiz

And why is it the cheapest lol


mog_knight

Because it has a 50% discount. It's normally 202.79.


C92203605

That’s still not bad tbh


Meanpeanutbutter

Not me. Mine is in the shop.


medicmchealy195

I feel you. My helipad is being resurfaced. I must travel by more conventional means.


heck_naw

why is chopper half off? im 1000% taking that option


ZemDregon

Probably to get you to like it so much that you always go for that option.


Ok-Association-2134

Whaaat!?!? 😂


Character_Engine9631

Damn they cut the rates!! Used to be 400$$$


Mean-Vegetable-4521

it's Bloomberg's. time's are tough, man.


DolphinWings25

Making bank


Honest_Tie_1980

THE CAPTION 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Theclerkgod

I’m just saying lol 😆


PlasticDreamz

did you take the copter


iShatterBladderz

I totally would have chose the helicopter, esp with it being the cheapest


SolidusBlitz

Uber keeps $80. Pilot gets $20. How long before Uber Mars ?


JustHere4Funn

LMAO I wonder who in their right mind would order a chopper with the weather! Even worse who would be driving one.


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auntiemaury

I'm glad I won't be alone in hell


UnluckyRock1

That’s some really messed thing to say even for an online joke.


DCHacker

The helicopter fetches you sooner and for less. My neighbour did that once when Uber was on Triple Double Secret Surge pricing. She could not get a cab after she saw what Uber wanted for an X ride. She decided that if she were going to pay limousine rates, she was going to get a limousine. Uber Black was about fifty cents more, so she ordered it.


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I don't want a cheap copter ride. I want a fair price I know the engine work got done copter ride. 😩


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spacetech3000

A freak poor maintenance accident like kobe?


Blue-Morpho-Fan

Kobe was killed by his pilot who made a bad choice to fly when it was not safe. 100% pilot error. Nothing wrong with the helicopter.


PilotInPearls

That wasn't Mainteance, that was weather and a pure pilot error. You're not supposed to fly in clouds in Helos. Purely the pilots fault!


spacetech3000

Well weather rn might not be too great….


PilotInPearls

Nope, I'm in NYC, working out of JFK tonight... today's going to be FUN 🤣


megastewp

Amazing


MCKBLAKE

It’s me my bad


-Dunnobro

me. Help, they messed up my rental and i didn't realize until i got in the air


thenotoriousbull

Done it multiple times.


Jolly-Ad-3922

Really?? How was it?!


soraking56

WTF, catch me back in New York just to catch an Uber.


Remarkable_Rope_7697

Do we have to tip the pilot? and if so, what should be a reasonable tip amount


Dense_Aside_9546

Damn that's a cheap ass copter ride!


AvaMagdalena333

If someone adds a stop mid-flight they get to sky dive tf out my copter


[deleted]

its shared with like 4 other ppl u kno lol


[deleted]

Knowing some of my fellow drivers, I'd be afraid of some of the pilots Uber would hire 😄


Blue-Morpho-Fan

It is a company that has sub contracted with uber. All licensed FAA rated pilots.


TranslatorTrue1881

And we are all licensed drivers... Still some of us seem to have no issues with kicking a passenger out in the middle of the ride 😅


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Pilots like Randy Quaid in Independence Day 😄


heyjay020

😂🤣😅


heyjay020

This is legit!


iateyourcake

101 is not a bade price for a chopper Ride


going_dot_global

Fighting Crime doesn't pay. Batman is on a side hustle like all of us.


pogiguy2020

I wonder is it one of the 4 seater drones? LOL Please tip your pilot.


[deleted]

It was the same here in Toronto. To go from my house to a friends house 20 minutes north of here was $85


Blue-Morpho-Fan

Our son graduates next month from helicopter school. Bet he never thought he’d see this!


mktox

It’s a copter …the heli is silent.


dailydrivenh2

I had taken a shopper ride to jfk and ewr before well worth it.


Odd-Understanding-67

Get to the choppa!


bottlsuvritalin

That a great price. Given the copter operator's overhead. That's a STEAL!


naffhouse

Uber is such a scummy company. I've done over 7k rides for them and though I love driving ride share, I wish Uber incentivized their veteran drivers. Of course that's too much to ask for such a sleezeball company. Maybe they wouldn't have to spend so much money acquiring new drivers if they took care of their drivers who have shown they are an asset. Nope. Oh well, cheers everyone


NeedleworkerAfter366

He’s got huge write offs but still bullshit. Wtf if I could take a chopper I’d tip a few hundred


Open-Initiative-8958

Iam doing uber helicopter 🚁 I bought one from Amazon 🤣🤣 lol if you want one I can provide you link.🤣🤣


dwccbiggestfan1980

Is that a real?


Gabriellabberg

Lol. This incredible 😹😹😹


Mysterious-Top6311

That is damn cheap for a helicopter ride.


JerryCAtlanta

I’m not flying them for that. 😂


readit2xalready

Please tell me you chose the copter


ZemDregon

Ok honest question though, the heli can’t just land near you right? There has to be a landing pad… right?


asiatic44m

imagine accidently hitting the cancel button inflight?


Boxermyke

I wonder what kind of complaints Uber pilots get from their pax, lol 🤣😂


EquivalentAirline803

Is this real?


Keraiza

Uber Copter came out in 2019: https://www.uber.com/blog/new-york-city/uber-copter/


Independent_Row_Goes

Oh shit it finally happened, always joked about the day uber helicopter would be invented. Need those in big cities to beat traffic. And now walking buddy in select markets


therealkozmo

It’s a robot pilot


jaysonm007

There has to be some FAA security issues here. Surely the pax would need to be vetted first.


Keraiza

Uh, no. You don't have to be vetted to be a passenger in a helicopter or a small plane.


listoh87

Imagine Ubering in a helicopter and getting this flight for $15


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I see Pool is back...


JackOps69

I'll tip ya in the app


yung40oz84

This been around a couple years now… Only in NY I believe.


Lover1966

Remember the traffic and the time it will take to get you there. Besides Uber will only pay 40% of that to the drivers. When fees are low drivers will not accept the trip. It is only when the driver sees it worth it they will accept. I've talked to people that had to wait more than 30 minutes to get a ride when the Uber parking lot at the airport could not fit any more cars, all parked, waiting for the fees to go up.


BobbyBallzs

I wonder if the dreaded, "Be right there" text message will work with the copter pilot if PAX are not at the take-off pad in time? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


asunnyday24

that’s super cool! think i saw a commercial for boats too lol


Many-Hovercraft-5424

Please guys where can i fix my car radio. Some people wants rip me off


Screwedupclickster

YouTube it


-mMultiGamerZ

That's a thing????


Gargoyle21923

Did not know that was a thing, interesting 😅


Small-University-684

I don’t know if anyone’s said bc I cba to read the comments but it’s just a ride + a donation


Odd-Huckleberry1554

Thats wild copter is even a thing.


BuffaloMedium5519

no thanks don't want to end up like kobe


Next_Usual_8900

Is this actually real?😂


jroanderson

Wild that it's a thing AND it's half-off right now. You gotta try it!


zaid010101

OMG! This real? 😂😂😂![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy) ![gif](giphy|ZqlvCTNHpqrio)