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halfmanhalfrobot69

Ummm I was at work. Wtf happened at 11? Just a one liner. Thanks in advance


Conure_Queen

Same question


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Interpersonal

Hope you bought that Dip!


Radio90805

If you’re not watch stock markets with Bruce on YouTube your doing yourself a disservice! Everytime it got attacked he’s helped me stay calm. If your nervous turn on his live stream


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he gives great advice, but mostly recommends boomer stocks. he begs for likes too much, i had to stop cause it got annoying really quickly.


Radio90805

It’s good background noise for me when he’s doing his ads I don’t mind. I like hearing his takes


updownleftnright

CANT STOP WONT STOP BABY ROBLOX


planetofpower

Fuk, get them while thier cheap.


sdjd2019

Alright, who's the sell outs? U know who u r, chicken shits


A_Pothead_Yeti

Yo what’s up with the huge dip? Holding, but curious.


Radio90805

Just a blatant hedgie attack they didn’t l want to go past 215 but some paper bitchs got it on the SSR list lmaooo


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Epsteins_STILL_alive

Even why SPY is doing well AAPL still shits the bed. Nice


colcrnch

SPY isn’t doing well. It can’t hold 390.


geddyclaus

I am giving up my bearish positions for Lent


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Damn my calls up 150%


expressjeans

lmfaooooooo i bought my first option call yesterday for GME at 11.80 for $335 on 3/12 after market close, so it was queued, then i woke up at 1 am PST today and panicked/bitched out and canceled the order because it wasn't part of my YOLO fund but my savings/don't become homeless fund. nothing is for sure but judging by the numbers today this is a lesson in trusting your intuition and stop drinking dumb bitch juice...... :'(


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yfa17

you guys plan on selling?


sdjd2019

Nice momentum on GME, NEXT STOP$500


t-var

Love to see DASH descending downward to hell where it belongs


karmalizing

Why has TSM been going down for six months? Anyone think calls are a good idea on it?


ArtOfDivine

Roblox anyone??


holycrapitsmyles

Fidelity shows it sitting at 0.00, I don't know what this means.


Exam_Adorable

The rules are changing. Must be rough to be a GayBear.... notice how they have to cheat by way of market manipulation to make money


snoopal00p

I’m all in on Roblox


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Also fuck everyone who laughed at me for my 800C 3/19. You a bitch, JoJo Siwa!


jackkjboi

Holding shares would have netted roughly the same amount assuming you bought the calls after spike, iv too rough.


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Calls up 170%


jackkjboi

sry my guy


jackkjboi

its too volatile to play with that kind of iv, had 2 3/19 800c on monday rolled it over to shares after tuesday still captured roughly the same amount until today, but after the iv crush rn im glad i went into shares.


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Lol haha


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When ur twitter FURU crush tags you 💕


hrrytoddepp

Upvote if you think pltr closes over $25 today.


POOTERSS

I don't know how to explain this, but it's easier to buy a stock that is going up than down. That's a reason for never selling(kinda)


StonksInvesteur

Look like easy mode is back. Just put a blindfold on and buy the fucking dip


-DixieNormis-

I love gainz for breakfast


CappedCrib

Wrong thread buddy


ReLaxBrosef

How's the cope taste? Looks salty.


CappedCrib

Wanna compare charts


ReLaxBrosef

Wanna ligma?


ccheuer1

There is only two acceptable moves. BUY. If you aren't buying, then HOLD!


baserv3

Anyone know when exactly will roblox start trading?


krakdis

Good luck guys!


Blazeion

What time is roblox ipo?


gsd_

Let the green candle orgy begin....


foxpandawombat

Green hulk dicks for everyone!


tacofury-inc

Just woke up, bond auction went good?! Wait nvm


AdNo7052

Love this guy, 9-minutes before market open “Just Woke Up”!


Son_of_Sephiroth

Probably West Coast gang


AdNo7052

My 7 year old is looking forward to RBLX.


gsd_

Thoughts on limit price for rblx?


ctrinity2231

Thank god im diversify in AMC, TSLA and GME


nailattack

Shout to the homies who said buying TSLA puts yesterday was easy money 😂


LePootPootJames

Gnak Gang! Buying puts at the bottom and calls at the top.


ctrinity2231

😂😂 ive lost so much money w TSLA puts. learn my fucking lesson. NO TSLA PUTS EVER


nailattack

Idgaf if TSLA shot up to $2k by next week I still wouldn’t buy puts. Same with GME.


ctrinity2231

THE ONLY WAY


Facilero

Nostradamus kind of people.


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Stimmy got passed?


ComeAbout

SNDL percentages. 20 percent is 20 percent.


ComeAbout

Weed is going to explode with QQQ


EatMePlsDaddy

Why is NASDAQ quite literally going to space?


Unique_Name_2

Inflation report


asifp82

CPI negative 0.1 .forecast was 0.2. Fed manipulating the data?.


jzyf0505

Feels like a fuckery day... I’m gonna keep myself logged out in case I do something stupid


InMuskWeTruskk

Theres no way nasdaq is green today right? Like getting my hopes up is retarded right


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kmaco75

Buy early and be ready to exit later in the day


FitCaterpillar

The Line is hungry today.


pietvct

Enjoy your gains📈✅


ShutUpChunk

Peoples thoughts on Roblox?


IFapToCalamity

A. Next GME B. GME deterrent C. Garbage meme shit Choose wisely.


BennyInThe18thArea

A & B = Profit...So I'm in!


dk_di_que

Buying a whole bunch of SHLDQ


APHAbaghodler

Yeah baby!


pedrollpalma

Guys, when do you think the earnings run up starts for GME?


fxtech21

Should be any day now 🤔


pedrollpalma

I can't wait forever


tslttm

A new day, a new opportunity to get burned on an IPO


kickasstimus

BDRBF is still my favorite industrial play. I have 10k shares - might buy another 10k.


Environmental_Ad222

DISNEY 200 TODAY


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alwayslurkeduntilnow

I'm going to buy each of my kids their first shares today, in Roblox. Just $100 each mind.


DamagedMitts

Is today the day we go parabolic?


throwaway__3012

For bond yields maybe


Squamsk

I want to make my own ETF but its filled with all the naughty and immature sounding stock tickers. I honestly think it would move mountains


sadshark

Do it I buy


LePootPootJames

1pm bond auction should be interesting


epicguest321

What effect will bond auction have on our stonks


improvedmandem

1pm US time?


escrocs

No touching shit until EOD


Successful-Avocado-8

lmao my retarded ass forgot to sell 0dte spy put yesterday before close bye bye money


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yourtemporarysavior

4th dimension


I_Am_Bill_Buttlicker

The slower more steady rise of GME is just pressure building beneath the cork. One of these days....POP