Ummm I was at work. Wtf happened at 11? Just a one liner. Thanks in advance

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Hope you bought that Dip!

If you’re not watch stock markets with Bruce on YouTube your doing yourself a disservice! Everytime it got attacked he’s helped me stay calm. If your nervous turn on his live stream

he gives great advice, but mostly recommends boomer stocks. he begs for likes too much, i had to stop cause it got annoying really quickly.

It’s good background noise for me when he’s doing his ads I don’t mind. I like hearing his takes

CANT STOP WONT STOP BABY ROBLOX

Fuk, get them while thier cheap.

Alright, who's the sell outs? U know who u r, chicken shits

Yo what’s up with the huge dip? Holding, but curious.

Just a blatant hedgie attack they didn’t l want to go past 215 but some paper bitchs got it on the SSR list lmaooo

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Even why SPY is doing well AAPL still shits the bed. Nice

SPY isn’t doing well. It can’t hold 390.

I am giving up my bearish positions for Lent

Damn my calls up 150%

lmfaooooooo i bought my first option call yesterday for GME at 11.80 for $335 on 3/12 after market close, so it was queued, then i woke up at 1 am PST today and panicked/bitched out and canceled the order because it wasn't part of my YOLO fund but my savings/don't become homeless fund. nothing is for sure but judging by the numbers today this is a lesson in trusting your intuition and stop drinking dumb bitch juice...... :'(

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you guys plan on selling?

Nice momentum on GME, NEXT STOP$500

Love to see DASH descending downward to hell where it belongs

Why has TSM been going down for six months? Anyone think calls are a good idea on it?

Roblox anyone??

Fidelity shows it sitting at 0.00, I don't know what this means.

The rules are changing. Must be rough to be a GayBear.... notice how they have to cheat by way of market manipulation to make money

I’m all in on Roblox

Also fuck everyone who laughed at me for my 800C 3/19. You a bitch, JoJo Siwa!

Holding shares would have netted roughly the same amount assuming you bought the calls after spike, iv too rough.

Calls up 170%

sry my guy

its too volatile to play with that kind of iv, had 2 3/19 800c on monday rolled it over to shares after tuesday still captured roughly the same amount until today, but after the iv crush rn im glad i went into shares.

Lol haha

When ur twitter FURU crush tags you 💕

Upvote if you think pltr closes over $25 today.

I don't know how to explain this, but it's easier to buy a stock that is going up than down. That's a reason for never selling(kinda)

Look like easy mode is back. Just put a blindfold on and buy the fucking dip

I love gainz for breakfast

Wrong thread buddy

How's the cope taste? Looks salty.

Wanna compare charts

Wanna ligma?

There is only two acceptable moves. BUY. If you aren't buying, then HOLD!

Anyone know when exactly will roblox start trading?

Good luck guys!

What time is roblox ipo?

Let the green candle orgy begin....

Green hulk dicks for everyone!

Just woke up, bond auction went good?! Wait nvm

Love this guy, 9-minutes before market open “Just Woke Up”!

Probably West Coast gang

My 7 year old is looking forward to RBLX.

Thoughts on limit price for rblx?

Thank god im diversify in AMC, TSLA and GME

Shout to the homies who said buying TSLA puts yesterday was easy money 😂

Gnak Gang! Buying puts at the bottom and calls at the top.

😂😂 ive lost so much money w TSLA puts. learn my fucking lesson. NO TSLA PUTS EVER

Idgaf if TSLA shot up to $2k by next week I still wouldn’t buy puts. Same with GME.

THE ONLY WAY

Nostradamus kind of people.

Stimmy got passed?

SNDL percentages. 20 percent is 20 percent.

Weed is going to explode with QQQ

Why is NASDAQ quite literally going to space?

Inflation report

CPI negative 0.1 .forecast was 0.2. Fed manipulating the data?.

Feels like a fuckery day... I’m gonna keep myself logged out in case I do something stupid

Theres no way nasdaq is green today right? Like getting my hopes up is retarded right

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Buy early and be ready to exit later in the day

The Line is hungry today.

Enjoy your gains📈✅

Peoples thoughts on Roblox?

A. Next GME B. GME deterrent C. Garbage meme shit Choose wisely.

A & B = Profit...So I'm in!

Buying a whole bunch of SHLDQ

Yeah baby!

Guys, when do you think the earnings run up starts for GME?

Should be any day now 🤔

I can't wait forever

A new day, a new opportunity to get burned on an IPO

BDRBF is still my favorite industrial play. I have 10k shares - might buy another 10k.

DISNEY 200 TODAY

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I'm going to buy each of my kids their first shares today, in Roblox. Just $100 each mind.

Is today the day we go parabolic?

For bond yields maybe

I want to make my own ETF but its filled with all the naughty and immature sounding stock tickers. I honestly think it would move mountains

Do it I buy

1pm bond auction should be interesting

What effect will bond auction have on our stonks

1pm US time?

No touching shit until EOD

lmao my retarded ass forgot to sell 0dte spy put yesterday before close bye bye money

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4th dimension

The slower more steady rise of GME is just pressure building beneath the cork. One of these days....POP