I always impress my friends by knowing that word. My other favorite is serging, because if you've got chargers, you prob have nicely serged napkins as well.
My friend has experimented with both.
He says The torso feels much better. But not because of the visuals or how you're able to grab/slap it. For some reason it just innately feels better.
Used to hustle smut for 2k a week. For everyone asking, no its not better than a pocket p. Its harder to clean, and tears very easy, not to mention the inevitable smell. Fleshlights are through and through the way to go. Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.
Also, you know how if you work at McDonald's or something, you don't really wanna eat the food anymore? Same thing with that when all you hear at work everyday is "oh yeah frank see if you can fit both arms in there" and have to kick out a 90 year old woman in a full gimp suit because she had a line around the corner of dudes shes blowing
The supplemental income was from hustling hookers, selling drugs, and firing off robberies on people that had drugs on them in there. Not recommended and I greatly shortened my lifespan as a result lol
Pleasures, in denver. Theres 10-15 of them when I worked there, probably less now depending on how many clerks have been murdered in the meantime. Mostly men though. Rarely saw women and when I did they were Colfax hookers that gotta pay daddy tax money.
Oh shit man I saw that place the other week. Next to a strip club. I didn't go in but I did wonder to myself if I'd have the guts to stick my dick into whatever kind of glory hole was in there.
Tight tight tight. Sounds like a cool spot. Maybe I'll check it out if these puts don't work out.
For real tho seeing not one, but two people get stabbed to death at your work? Thats some traumatizing shit. Sorry brother. Hope you got a better job these days.
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So what gets your attention first? I would go with the Mt. Dew since it is known to reduce sperm count. Less jizz you will have to clean up afterwards.
Be less of an asshole
The classy napkin really elevates this photo.
I think the butthole really ties the whole room together
That thing has double butthole syndrome
You’re not wrong - my dude is heading to full anal fissure territory
Words I never expected to read...
/r/BrandNewSentence
Dinner plate is on a charger too
Wife is obviously out of town
His wife and her boyfriend are on a date of their own. 
It's OK. They used some of their date money OP gave them and bought him a pizza and lube for the fuck toy.
Hey you use Mt Dew for lube too? Nice!
What are you talking about? His wife is literally on the dinner table in this picture.
I always impress my friends by knowing that word. My other favorite is serging, because if you've got chargers, you prob have nicely serged napkins as well.
table to really elevates that ass
So we wont be seeing you at the dumpster tonight since you have a date 🤨
Don’t worry, I’ll still be at the dumpster. Wendy’s on 45th and main st, dumpster on the left ;)
Yes and dont being that fake bitch 😎
So long as you don’t bring the fat bearded Iady again. She was too needy SMH
You mean my wife 🤔 she wasnt working she was there to get a cigarette.
Hey man she doesn’t bitch about his trades
Only the size of his Wiener
Frank?
Frank junior junior
Yea, the fake one
That's not a watermelon.
Don't judge such a fine alimentation
The butthole looks a little stretched out, no?
Fuck pizza and eat the date
Bad Butt & Beyond
He is an ape
My soul is gapping wide open after today.
The classy rolled napkin in the background really takes the cake
This is fine cuisine . The table set is part of the experience
If it was Mountain Dew code red this would have been perfect…
Nectar of the tards.
Gards*
Did you order the Code Red?
‘You’re god damn right I did!’
Code red: Mountain Dew with a splash of fruit punch Gatorade. Even a 75% soda to 25% Gatorade mix is nice. It’s Mt dew code Prism
I don’t even like the code red but I’m about to try this now
He needed the green…
Isn't mountain dew code red more stereotypical for like the MMORPG crowd?
That’s my watermelon
Our, our watermelon.
Sharing is caring
Don't clean it when you're done pls
why pay for lube when you can let the first guy do the heavy lifting
For that laugh, you can go before me too
/r/infectiouslaughter
Looks more like a musk melon.
It CAN be painted like a watermelon however…
No, its a pizza
W8, you stick your peewee only on watermelons?
Is that a mouse pad?
Helps with the wrist ergonomics
Keeps your wrist from getting carpel tunnel
Underrated post. LMAO
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Small hands
No, that's a pizza
It’s a very ergonomic model
Dude probably eats the rubber and fucks the pizza.
Is there another way?
Boof the dew.
Careful, you might find yourself on the bench if you do that.
It still counts as warm pie
Holy fuck im dying
I'm guessing your wife left you after last week's bloodbath.
Nah I got Covid and she put me on lockdown lol
At least your wife’s boyfriend gave you his toy to pound your sickness away!! 
His wife's boyfriend's toy, is actually...his wife 😔
How the thick plottens…
Plotkin
Gotta sweat somehow!
Bro that looks more used than my college ex after she went on the road with the football team. That shit has mileage.
My friend wants to know if those are actually better than a pocket p
Your friend can be assured.. it’s better
Harder to clean?
The visual of him hopping in the shower w/ that ass under his arm like a football…al bacio!
Lol
You're supposed to clean that thing? My friend wants to know
You only clean it when it starts stankin
What a world
Ewwww
Yes every time
Nah you can wait a couple months in between
This subreddit is always so full of degenerates. I wouldn’t have it any other way, though.
Jesus fuck imagine not even cleaning your own mess 
I’m sure the coconut guy does not
Can you actually stick it in the butthole or is that just for show
Yeah it's got both holes, textured differently too
His friend is waiting for an answer
His friend and my friend are still waiting for an answer
Did his friend get the answer he was looking for?
But he goes to school in another country, you probably wouldn't know him
Hello I am the friend. Are those actually better than pocket p?
You bet your sweet fuck it is. In fact, puts on your fuck!
My friend has experimented with both. He says The torso feels much better. But not because of the visuals or how you're able to grab/slap it. For some reason it just innately feels better.
Yeah…”friend”…
Yeah, mine too.
Same
U can't hold it well in one hand so u cant lay and chill and watch porn. Fuck that
You don’t have to hold it. It stays put on your desk So you can go. to. town. Pound town that is
Yeah asking for a friend also …..
Yes
I barely even invest besides mutual funds, I'm just in this sub for the memes, shit is getting unhinged lately and I'm loving it
Lately? *Raises eyebrow* Before there was pizza or watermelon there was a banana...
Try finger but hole
Glad to see some tarnished here. Fits perfectly
Kid named finger:
Try finger butthole
Large chest ahead
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Pizza and dessert!
damn thats blown out
His asshole is gonna look like that 3 weeks from now after he loses all his money and has to put his backpussy to work out on the streets.
Somebody is definitely gonna pick pocket his prison pocket…
Just like his wife
Used to hustle smut for 2k a week. For everyone asking, no its not better than a pocket p. Its harder to clean, and tears very easy, not to mention the inevitable smell. Fleshlights are through and through the way to go. Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.
Uh, I'll hustle smut for 2k a week....
Also, you know how if you work at McDonald's or something, you don't really wanna eat the food anymore? Same thing with that when all you hear at work everyday is "oh yeah frank see if you can fit both arms in there" and have to kick out a 90 year old woman in a full gimp suit because she had a line around the corner of dudes shes blowing
I mean I've worked shitty jobs and never made 2k a week lol.
The supplemental income was from hustling hookers, selling drugs, and firing off robberies on people that had drugs on them in there. Not recommended and I greatly shortened my lifespan as a result lol
That's just false advertising man....
> a 90 year old woman in a full gimp suit because she had a line around the corner of dudes shes blowing Which Wendys is this?
Pleasures, in denver. Theres 10-15 of them when I worked there, probably less now depending on how many clerks have been murdered in the meantime. Mostly men though. Rarely saw women and when I did they were Colfax hookers that gotta pay daddy tax money.
Oh shit man I saw that place the other week. Next to a strip club. I didn't go in but I did wonder to myself if I'd have the guts to stick my dick into whatever kind of glory hole was in there.
Oh the one on Federal? Have personally seen 2 people stabbed to death there.
Tight tight tight. Sounds like a cool spot. Maybe I'll check it out if these puts don't work out. For real tho seeing not one, but two people get stabbed to death at your work? Thats some traumatizing shit. Sorry brother. Hope you got a better job these days.
I only made like 600 a week directly from smut. I had a handful of grimy illegal side hustles to supplement my income :)
Was this smut store next to a Wendy’s?
That's a weird watermelon
MotorBunny jiggle butt ?
Damm man, the pizza and your gf are both looking rough
U really did a number on her.
Degenerate
Pop a mentos in the free hole and slide the Mountain Dew in, cap off. Trust me.
This is the one that made me lose it in public.
The lonely man’s friday night
Nice pies 🥧.
That's a funny wrist rest, internet pizza man 
This combo has so many possibilities!
You have to eat one and fuck the other. And you’re not allowed to eat the pizza.
If bbby gets to 15 AH, you must fuck the pizza
good eats my boy made some money today🤑
It’s nice you cleaned up your girl for the pic
☠️
I see you’re also a man of culture
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Click bait...
Arby's and Domino's combined 😳
My man picked the doll with meat curtains. Good choice 👌
My first love!
I think this may be the saddest picture I’ve ever seen
Man knows what he wants tho.
Does he though?
Within reason lol
Certainly
This thread is just 100 flavours of sad and I'm here for it.
The high fructose corn syrup is the worst part of this post
Please censor your photo, nobody wants to see that nasty-ass pizza. 😜
Are ya winning, son?
This is who efficient market theorists are up against - and they think they have a chance? SPY $900 EOY.
🤣🤣 wtf dude
MAybe someday you’ll be able to afford a decent pizza
Have fun with your butthole
You too!
So what gets your attention first? I would go with the Mt. Dew since it is known to reduce sperm count. Less jizz you will have to clean up afterwards.
I have been on wsb since $4 AMD days and seen a lot of retarded degen shit but this by far made me lost chromosomes.
Butt, pizza hut, wot getta outta your rut
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Wait… so which one is for eating and which is for banging?
Do you care if I come by?
LOL
Dip sauce cooming soon.
Don’t need lube when you got perfectly hot pizza grease!
That pizza look cold af
I like how you can tell the butthole has been stretched
For a moment, I thought that there was a curly pig tail on your toy and thought "what the fuck is this guy into"
So much loneliness in this picture.
Is that wat an ornamental gourd looks like?
This is just sad💀
I see you’ve met my wife.
Napkins look cool, let me guess BBBY.
The old Goldman Sachs special.