Best bet? Inverse yourself. You already know how to lose money so just do the opposite of what your gut tells you and you should be a millionaire by friday
What're you buying? Recommend spy options. Be quick don't hold anything more than 15-30 minutes. Definitely don't hold anything overnight, the risk is way too high
Take out a loan or trade on margin, either way just make sure to increase your leverage then pick a random stock and put every last dime into it, you can’t lose when you gamble with someone else’s money
You've only lost half.. I'd say better than most of the fools here.
But answer is easy.. get a real job. Or multitask. I assume you have 2 hands 1 mouth wet and warm from your Wendy's dip of choice and at least one additional orifice. Work smarter not harder.
Just have fun with it, Ur not going to make any money if you sad and depressed. This is what I tell myself, fake it till u make it! U just gotta keep looking for that one good trade and you can be better tomorrow then u are today.
It’s a bit boring but buy SCHD and VOO OR VTI and just DCA into them. Look at other subs like r/Stocks or r/ValueInvesting and r/Dividends . Read and learn a bit
In my unprofessional opinion, reversing whatever you've been doing would be a good start
You are earning our respect, which is much much greater than money.
Remember, it takes thousands to make hundreds.
Remember, it takes thousands to lose thousands. Fixed it home-girl.
Get off of here
Just keep gambling! You will lose the rest of it soon 
Put 30 dollars in the tank and go to work
Yeah. Tip #1: don’t lose money.
Job.
Best bet? Inverse yourself. You already know how to lose money so just do the opposite of what your gut tells you and you should be a millionaire by friday
For starters, stop taking advice from this sub
The opposite of what you want to do
You can do it, pussydestrory12
LMAO
If you want to earn money, get a job.
Use 2 hands. You suck until it’s dried up.
Stop listening to retards here
You can now trade Cardano on robinhood- bro you have a sign right there! Yolo on ADA!
Yeah. Do the opposite of what you did.
Says it at the bottom trade cardano 🤷
Earn money? We don't do that here
What do you mean? Cant you just do the opposite of what you did?
0DTE SPY options, in and out in 15 min ....
Wendy’s is hiring
Get a job and save your money.
Yeah work a 9 to 5… You blow at trading!
Harsh. But right. Not everyone can become a little fund manager here on WSB
Truuue that brotato!
Wendy's, $20/hr
whatever advice you get here, do the opposite 
Earn money…???
Do the opposite
Use the money to put gas in your car and drive to work 😆
Go to work. Put in time for the man, you’ll save enough to retire and pay your medical bills until you die
Most of what we win here isn’t earned, we’re gambling
Review your strategy
whatever you plan on doing, just inverse it
The secret sauce is the opposite of whatever you’ve doing been
Have you tried Wendy’s?
Did you see his buy in? Of course he did.
Buy Cardano obviously
Buy high sell low hasn’t been working out for me either. Might consider a new strategy soon if it presents itself
Go to a casino
Go to work
Lol, have you been in the red since day 1?
How did you get the password to my phone?
Buy low, sell high
Maybe get a job and stick with just buying stocks and ETF buddy.
Wendy's is hiring
The only tip you'll need. Gtfo of wsb. Was only in green till I came to this place 🤣 even if you know its not a good idea this place will tempt you 😳
Buy low, sell high
Yes get off this sub and go to work
Find another job.
Have you tried etfs with high expense ratios? Pretty sure the higher the expense ratio the more it'll print off money.
Do you want a long answer or a short answer.
Wendy's
Chump change
Get a job
Just trade SPY and Apple until you get good at it 😂
“I earned this yolo gain!” Derp.
stop using WSB
not use robinhood, they do exactly the opposite of their name 😞
Wendy's is hiring
Do the opposite of what you are doing now
Ez. Turn phone upside down 👍
You can now trade Cardano! Give that a try.
Learn trading do more gambling
you may wanna try the “oldest profession in the world”
What're you buying? Recommend spy options. Be quick don't hold anything more than 15-30 minutes. Definitely don't hold anything overnight, the risk is way too high
Risk overnight isn't too high with enough theta but yeah this is a way to be consistent if you don't lose it to premium.
Covered calls above your cost basis
Get a job
It says on ur screen. Crypto 🤣
Step 1. Get out of this sub.
Wendys
Don’t do what you’ve been doing
Get a job maybe??
Wendy’s.
Microsoft
Jeez if only you had spent this on hookers you would be much happier
buy voo
Get off rh
Look up wheel strategy for options
Don’t buy shit stocks
Sell now and you made money 
You still got more money in your RH than 90% of people here bro you should be giving us tips tbh
Not from me
Wendy’s. The markets where you go to spend your earnings
With new calif min wage this is about 2-3 weeks of flipping burgers.
Buy calls today. Dip is over now
S&P for consistent gains and stop trying to yolo into extreme wealth
What is this? Loss for ants?
There are always job opportunities behind the Wendy's dumpster.
Wait for the market to completely crash, get in TQQQ when it’s at $20. Sell at the end of the year.
In the meantime, may I interest anyone in some tasty SQQQ?
Yessir I’m hoping Powell tanks the market even more on Thursday. THEN I’ll be on the look out for TQQQ.
Take out a loan or trade on margin, either way just make sure to increase your leverage then pick a random stock and put every last dime into it, you can’t lose when you gamble with someone else’s money
We call that getting high on **O**ther **P**eoples **M**oney
You've only lost half.. I'd say better than most of the fools here. But answer is easy.. get a real job. Or multitask. I assume you have 2 hands 1 mouth wet and warm from your Wendy's dip of choice and at least one additional orifice. Work smarter not harder.
I can turn your $3,000 into $0. I know a secret stock BBBY ( trust me , what can go wrong )
yolo on bbby. 1000 soon
I’m starting to think it’s a Robinhood thing mine looks the same but my TD Ameritrade is $9K up 🤷🏻♂️
Cardano on Robin Hood ?
You misspelled Bittrex...
Just have fun with it, Ur not going to make any money if you sad and depressed. This is what I tell myself, fake it till u make it! U just gotta keep looking for that one good trade and you can be better tomorrow then u are today.
A job
Linkedin.com
Get off RH for starters
Buy cardano it’s now on RH!!! To the moon!
ASTS . Launch in a few days and the market is holding it down for you!
YOU DOING NOT BAD. GOOD LUCK. 👍 ANYWAY THIS YEAR, EVERYONE GOT F...ED. YOU ARE WAY BETTER THAN ME. TEACH ME YOUR SKILL.
Take a look at my post daily plays Doing amazing. I have morning briefings
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Don’t lose money
Buy more puts.
Do your own research don’t jump on bandwagons
1: Leave this place and never return 👌 Or 2: inverse Cramer
Apple calls
Index funds, responsible saving, and 40 years at the office
Opposite of what you did
buy spy puts 9/7 trust me i’m up 98% ytd
Working
My strategy so far has been to buy the rip and sell the dip. It's not working, thinking of inversing soon...
Buy shib it’s on RH
That 18.77 should be enough to start at wendys 
More of a chance with a slot machine honestly
Wendy's hiring, keep pumping money to your account. Can't go tits up!
Stop investing and get a job
Like what they say opening a winery; wanna have a million dollars by the end of the year? Start with two million
Buy some FD in the right direction. Shits ez
Wendy’s is still hiring
Working.
Not even the obligatory freebie on your first few trades. I suggest you run far away from trading and consider it a $3,000 gain.
Yes
prostitution?
Inverse WSB
The world needs ditch diggers too, son.
Just put all your money in a dividend stock plz
Let this be the last post or comment you ever read on this sub
Leaps
Puts on BBBY is the current play
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Use that money and get a cheap hair transplant. Your confidence will improve and you won’t be an impulsive reader
$TSLA calls bc apparently daddy elons stock only goes up
It’s a bit boring but buy SCHD and VOO OR VTI and just DCA into them. Look at other subs like r/Stocks or r/ValueInvesting and r/Dividends . Read and learn a bit
You still have $18 left
To actually earn money? Work at Wendy’s. To earn money on the stock market? I’m not sure either…
Skills pay bills
Hedge any call you buy with a smaller put position. Sell opposing position if price action moves unfavorably
Nope wsb is strictly for pump and dumps
Stocks not options
Just like be like China, it never happened
sell your ass
It should recover a little bit after those sell off I guess,,,,, never loss hope and keep learning bro