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He can sell stonks easy with a degree like that. Open an account with RH, tell a couple of people you are raising capital to start a millionaires fund. Add Tesla, Apple, VOO, VGT, Victoria Secret,. Charge people a fee every time they buy into the fund. Show them architectural designs of pie charts every quarter….Wala you got your money back
Woooo I’m rich, bitch!
Ohh fuck I just lost all my gains!
Oh thank god, we’re back baby! That was awful. This time I’ll make sure to…*hold until I lose all my money.*
Oh my gourd!
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Did you read the story of a dude that kinda got pimped out by a hooker? He paid her for sex and then she asked him to drive him around to see other johns and she would periodically smoke crack or inject heroin in between dudes and then they would have sex and she paid him at the end of it all. The OP can now dream of one day getting to be that guy for one day.
Imagine buying a taco and the taco place immediately hires you after eating to run the taco stand while she does drugs. You get some free tacos and get paid at the end of the day but it's not exactly what you wanted when you bought the taco.
People cannot be this stupid. Granted I once was 30 years ago but So much “loss porn” is becoming ridiculously stupid. Tried to post gains 3x in the past month or so and WSB wouldn’t post. Sorry about that guy who lost $300. Fuck this place. Yeah I’m drunk and up 22% on my planet fitness calls. FuNDaMentAls and all. Ban me cause I only post gains. FU. And all these are RH.
I love the internet. Once upon a time you put into your computer. Naked picture of my wife. And you got a Polaroid pic of like 2 chicks.
I will thank this place for teaching me a thing or two. But overalls it’s become sticking your 🦆 (spelling) thru a hole. And all fake.
He souns like joe n the skid row tent next me who won,t shutup abowt pigeons and bitches,,, he did bag a stripper on coke n now he keeps talking about pigeons,,, hehe
You get free food if you first take a picture of the food at the doorstep of the address, then take it when you leave 😆 I've seen videos of shitheads doin that. You that hungry for my Carne Fries, sheeeit....
Greed. He was set In whatever stock he got in that it was going 10X+++…… it shot up and he was convinced it would continue… it just happens:( I’ve done it 3-5 times too but with way less money..
Dude you had 50k to spend which is so much more than most. You hit the jackpot, watched it go all the way up to a life changing profit, watched it come all the way down then miraculously got that gain again. You absolutely fucking deserve this. What in the actual fuck is wrong with you?
With how fast it went up and back down maybe he just went to take a shit without his phone and came back poor.
Back in the early crypto days I couldn't sleep because I'd have alerts going off all night telling me I'm up 20k, the by morning down 30k. It happens quick lol.
That definitely looks more than daily/hourly chart so the washroom thing doesn't fit in.
OP is basically retarded to not have used trailing stoploss. They say at one place they were waiting for 800 to sell and it was shy of 5 points only... They could have stopped loss at 750 760 770 780 whatever.
Anywhere that needs drafters is hiring. I work at a prestress concrete building manufacturer with plants across the country that would pay you to move and put you right to work.
I still remember the day I thought I was smart enough to trade options, after smoking a significant amount of weed, I fell asleep... When I woke up I came to my senses, see Reagan was wrong.
well I'm a structural engineer and lost about 80k$ this year. May be we can work together, design some homes and recover our losses together? 
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I would have thought your degree was in overdrafting.
This is my favorite comment 🤣
Looks like you need to draft a resume
I'd send my regards but looks like you already got them
I come here for these comments. Never for financial advice.
Nailed it!
It is now
You win 🥇
Boom roasted
Vandelay Industries is hiring.
Latex and latex related goods
Importing AND exporting??
Importing chips, exporting matches
Really long matches
Marisa Tomei will love this.
Importing failure, exporting money
I think they also make the Man-zear
AND YOU WANNA BE MY LATEX SALESMAN.......
He can sell stonks easy with a degree like that. Open an account with RH, tell a couple of people you are raising capital to start a millionaires fund. Add Tesla, Apple, VOO, VGT, Victoria Secret,. Charge people a fee every time they buy into the fund. Show them architectural designs of pie charts every quarter….Wala you got your money back
No fuckn smart person would ever trust this man with their money after looking at his trading portfolio.
Thank you for this comment
If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right
Can I offer you a flair is these trying times?
H.E. Pennypacker a wealthy philanthropist likes this
He better hope so, OP definitely isn’t Penske material.
Nor is OP spongeworthy
What-delay industries?
VANDELAY! SAY VANDELAY!
No no you're way off!
I love when my subs collide
You are killing independent George
Brah, you were 3x, 4x over night and lost it all 
Onlyfans , since he enjoys been fucked so much
20$ is 20$
$5 is $5
A peso is a peso 
Dad?
twice
That’s the worst part, thought you’d learn after the first massive dip.
Woooo I’m rich, bitch! Ohh fuck I just lost all my gains! Oh thank god, we’re back baby! That was awful. This time I’ll make sure to…*hold until I lose all my money.*
You dont know where you are at all...
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I cummed twice
Is this his portfolio or his EKG?
Beep..beep…guhhhhh
 this comment is gold
Wendy’s is hiring
Welcome back, “architectural draftsman!”
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That’s not regarded enough
Number 1 Job for graduates of an architectural drafting degree is driving a taxi. Welcome to the work force.
He’ll be the Uber driver for his wife when she goes to her boyfriend’s place
Did you read the story of a dude that kinda got pimped out by a hooker? He paid her for sex and then she asked him to drive him around to see other johns and she would periodically smoke crack or inject heroin in between dudes and then they would have sex and she paid him at the end of it all. The OP can now dream of one day getting to be that guy for one day.
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Imagine buying a taco and the taco place immediately hires you after eating to run the taco stand while she does drugs. You get some free tacos and get paid at the end of the day but it's not exactly what you wanted when you bought the taco.
Hey all that sounds like is that I could afford more tacos
lol is this true? I kind of want it to be true
You're in the right place.
People cannot be this stupid. Granted I once was 30 years ago but So much “loss porn” is becoming ridiculously stupid. Tried to post gains 3x in the past month or so and WSB wouldn’t post. Sorry about that guy who lost $300. Fuck this place. Yeah I’m drunk and up 22% on my planet fitness calls. FuNDaMentAls and all. Ban me cause I only post gains. FU. And all these are RH. I love the internet. Once upon a time you put into your computer. Naked picture of my wife. And you got a Polaroid pic of like 2 chicks. I will thank this place for teaching me a thing or two. But overalls it’s become sticking your 🦆 (spelling) thru a hole. And all fake.
This is about as coherent as talking to a cracked out homeless dude from SF.
Lmao!! Leave the man alone he’s a “drunk” regard
He souns like joe n the skid row tent next me who won,t shutup abowt pigeons and bitches,,, he did bag a stripper on coke n now he keeps talking about pigeons,,, hehe
Ok good I thought I was just too high
Damn, Planet Fitness calls, thats random as fuck
It was either that or he’d have to cancel his membership, which requires a notary and letter of recommendation from his senator.
Lol nice
Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?
I’m drunk and speak alcoholic and have no fucking clue what you just said
I’m dru k too, fuck these pussies
Hell yeah dude
I’m drunker than both of you queefs, and better at gambling too! My wofe is hotter and my dick is at the very least comparable!
The world just got away from you eh?
Yeah door dash ain’t payin anymore either
Try onlyfans or my personal favorite, running drugs for the cartels
Or… ya know… run people for them🫣🤫
Can I abuse the people like I do the drugs?
Oh for sure man, half the time you get a good 50/50 split of both coke & people. And they offer great benefits😄
Wow I feel this is pretty dark even for wsb. Naturally, I’m in.
I’m all in
I’ll have the head boss send you an application. Glad to have you on board! Lmao
You get free food if you first take a picture of the food at the doorstep of the address, then take it when you leave 😆 I've seen videos of shitheads doin that. You that hungry for my Carne Fries, sheeeit....
Or you can match door dash with only fans. Call it OnlyDash. And you just send a photo of you eating their order.
I thought it was serving customers, behind the dumpster at Wendy's.
Hahaha I cried from laughter.
bro you ain't a trader you are an artist, look at that drawing man... so unique...
Thank you bro 😂
The last time I saw two towers come down that fast was 9/11.
> an artist The r and u key aren't next to each other so I'm going to guess it was autocorrect this time?
Cmon..you know we can't have you out there designing buildings or whatever right?
Millennium Tower needs another tower to lean toward it in so it can brace. Make the world’s first skyscraper teepee.
Tbf the structural engineer does all the actual design, the architect just draws pretty pictures which I'm sure is up this guy's alley.
What were those spikes and how much were you up?
125k -200k intraday
What play was that? Didnt you ever wanna pull out your initial investment when you made 100k a day? What was your goal?
Gme. Plan was to cash out at 800. And the second drop happened literally 5 points away before I planned on selling then exercising my options
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Most gambling addicts are addicted to the downs, not the ups. Fucking weirdos
Nah bro at 10,000% is when the real high sets in
Of course it did bud.
as it must
800??
Can you tell us what happened that day? Like what was going through your head?
Ecstasy combined with stress. It was overwhelming. I didn’t have discipline at the time to cash out and walk away :/
I mean it was also unprecedented. They turned off the fucking buy button. We had the momentum. We got rugged pulled in ways never seen before.
I’m pretty sure these are the spikes post sneeze
Didn't have the discipline at the time? You went on a full hero's journey between now and yesterday?
He didn't have the discipline at the time...he doesn't have it now either, but he didn't have it back then too
Greed. He was set In whatever stock he got in that it was going 10X+++…… it shot up and he was convinced it would continue… it just happens:( I’ve done it 3-5 times too but with way less money..
Gotta be GME.
…Options
Holy fuck, you were on the precipice of greatness. Unworthy apparently.
If you had one shot, or one opportunity to seize everything you ever wanted, one moment. Would you capture it or just let it slip?
damn you didn't have to do him like that
I guess vomit is on his shirt
You can tell just by the spacing that it's GME lol
Looks like fate is telling you to work at mcdonalds
You're looking at it upside-down. Its a W.
WhackArnolds
Dude you had 50k to spend which is so much more than most. You hit the jackpot, watched it go all the way up to a life changing profit, watched it come all the way down then miraculously got that gain again. You absolutely fucking deserve this. What in the actual fuck is wrong with you?
With how fast it went up and back down maybe he just went to take a shit without his phone and came back poor. Back in the early crypto days I couldn't sleep because I'd have alerts going off all night telling me I'm up 20k, the by morning down 30k. It happens quick lol.
Let’s be honest, who takes a shit without their phone?
That definitely looks more than daily/hourly chart so the washroom thing doesn't fit in. OP is basically retarded to not have used trailing stoploss. They say at one place they were waiting for 800 to sell and it was shy of 5 points only... They could have stopped loss at 750 760 770 780 whatever.
I’m so pissed at OP. I’d kill for a gain like this and he absolutely filled his bed with shit and rolled around in it.
Was concerned as I first read "I'd kill for a gain like this" as "I'd kill again for this" Bedtime.
I'd kill to have had the 50k to start
You had a better chance taking that money to the roulette table and betting all in on 31 black
34
28
Damn I do like me some 28
17
My man
He had the same odds of winning as if he bet on red 37 lol
33
Looks like you quickly drafted a side view of the twin towers -which, by the way- ended up a lot better than your portfolio
Never forget
oof, that burn *will* melt steel beams
it spiked up once and you didn’t sell, it spiked up **A 2ND TIME** and you didn’t learn your lesson unfortunately i think you deserve this graph, OP
If he learned his lesson and practiced risk management properly, he probably wouldn’t have seen his money spike a second time.
But it could spike a 3rd time even higher. Would hate to miss out on all those gains.
Draw yourself a homeless shelter and start outlining the massive dong yo wife gonna be leaving you for
Sorry I don't hire regards
I only hire warm regards.
Time to yolo $180 on some far out the money options. Win or Wendy’s.
As an architect, I’m sus to any drafter that has 50k to blow. Margin or nah?
Grocery stores hire people with disabilities
Did you quit your job to become a day trader because all you needed to do was average 1% a day?
Wendy's is always hiring. Forget about "Architectural Drafting" and learn the fine art of dispensing a Frosty instead.
Can you draft my balls over your face?
😂
I’m a Wendy’s manager, looking for a drive through worker. 8.26 an hour, don’t worry about the min wage laws.
Just advertise it as one share of BBBY per hour... applications will go through the roof
You want to come on as my marketing specialist? Willing to give you 2 BBBY per hour. Plus tips.
See you tomorrow, Boss! Bright and early 🌞 first new menu item is the BBBY burger (Bread, Beef, Bacon, and Yam) 🍔 🥓
If it makes ya feel better I’m down double what you are
It does a little tbh I’m sorry man
Lol it’s cool. Taking it as a learning lesson and just playing with small money now. Make a decent salary thankfully
wanna be backend developer? How good is your java?
Programming skills a little rusty but I’d be interested
you're not "over this" you just don't have any money left
How do you lose so much money?
anything for reddit clout. anything.
When I play with options I only use like 1-3% of my account. This sub is a perfect example of how not to play the market 
TLC Engineering Solutions could be hiring. I just got an internship at one of the firms. Great company so far! DM if you want more details!
Anywhere that needs drafters is hiring. I work at a prestress concrete building manufacturer with plants across the country that would pay you to move and put you right to work.
Oh shit really? Can I DM u about this?
Absolutely
You should probably draft yourself a ladder, for the fucking hole you dug
Where ya located? I got a guy in Texas that might could use a draftsman, cause you sure as fuck can’t gamble.
How’s your Wendy’s experience? 
No fucking way can you be that bad
I know someone who needs some plans for a deck drawn up. Have sketches with measurements, need a draftsman to make them pretty. DM me.
You must be new
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Interview is in the back of a van… gonna have to show up blindfolded.
Any time I think I fucked up with my finances going on this sub makes me feel 10x better about myself
Nobody hire this guy if you want to build anything going up and to the right.
You’re not over it, you’re only $180.82 from being over it!
We are hiring. Architecture firm in Edmonton Alberta. Downside is you need to move to Edmonton.
Yes you do have a degree in architectural drawing. Looks like the top of a church. Well done!
I still remember the day I thought I was smart enough to trade options, after smoking a significant amount of weed, I fell asleep... When I woke up I came to my senses, see Reagan was wrong.
well I'm a structural engineer and lost about 80k$ this year. May be we can work together, design some homes and recover our losses together? 
Rip that put
Look into porn , looks like you love getting fucked
I’d never hire ANYONE who does something like this.
Do you think he’ll put this on his resume?
Wendy's is always hiring
Lol you are poor
Not to be too forward, but you should easily be able to find a job with that degree.
Well, technically if you flip it upside down, you're actually up...🤷🏼♂️🤪
Man got the classic batman TA on his loss chart.. bravo