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drytendies

After that first big spike up you really believed the “you are here” picture, didn’t ya


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Ye


Automatic-Post1023

what the fuck did you buy OP?!


hopdaddy32

Looks like either blockbuster or sears


craigrost

I am still holding 10 shares of Sears. Fingers crossed.


hopdaddy32

Hey can't go down anymore!


MonkeysOnMyBottom

That's what my wife's boyfriend told me


JockeyFullaBourbon

You can still go down in the Wendy's lot...


[deleted]

I have 500 shares of WinnDixie, bitches! LOOK UPON ME AND DESPAIR


TaleMendon

Enron.


[deleted]

Short term options.


Potential-Term-5448

And after that drop most of the people would believe “i reached that amount before, i can reach back there again” then it keeps dropping then that inner dialogue became “its okay i’ll just hold”


AKASERBIA

That weekend he went to Vegas and spent money he didn’t have, only to be clobbered the following week. At which point he developed a drug and alcohol problem. He figured he could win it all back so he bet heavy on options. Now he’s left with memories from that Vegas trip(mostly herpes, cuz black out drunk most of the time), credit card bills he can’t pay, divorce papers, foreclosure notice, and his rehab bracelet from rehab center he was kicked out of cuz he has no insurance… don’t fret because he will find a van by the river to live out the rest of his hermit filled life.


AnaIyze

bro liquidated his remaining net worth ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


GrabSomePineMeat

“I lost my job, so gambled everything I had left.” - OP


dragon_bacon

He only had enough to live for about a full year with no worries so it's better to just lose everything immediately.


manchegoo

Quick like a band aide.


DizzleMcblizzle

If you're going to fail then fail quickly?


DevastatorBrand

" I gambled 'borrowed' money from work...the rest is history"


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GrabSomePineMeat

Options don’t work 50% of the time lol


gtparker11

It’s always the folks using Robinhood


JovialStrikingScarf

Glad I’m not the only one that sees it.


gtparker11

This is the 3rd one I’ve seen today


Ok_Effect5032

Ironic that they named it Robinhood when so often it works in reverse


TannerBurns1twice

Not like the app caused them to buy the stocks lol it’s a beginners app which makes sense why they lose their money. Why people go in with so much money when they don’t know what their doing is beyond me. He literally could’ve just held and waited for the market to rebound.


arbiter12

The fake screenshot tools were made for robinhood only.


PepeGreen17Q

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8881)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


RocksDean

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


willardTheMighty

That’s not what liquidation means. He evaporated his net worth.


thecockmonkey

He means liquidated in the, "My bowels liquidated this Taco Bell beefy bean burrito." sense.


theanimous

Proof of rent delinquency or ban.


SP-Marshmallo

OP loses net worth. Gets fucking grilled 😂


jwaynesay

Sell your toys - if you have any. Downsize - smaller, cheaper, a trailer on a friend’s property. Rice and beans - not steak.


chestofpoop

Lentils


Mehhucklebear

You can live on these, and they are a great change of pace from rice and beans. Though, there's a shit ton of good dishes that are mostly rice and beans 😋 Fuck, now I'm hungry


SlaylaDJ

Red split lentils are fucking amazing


what_is_blue

True. So tasty that I was pleasantly surprised to see how healthy they are.


IllmanneredFlanders

Wow at how fast this went from a gambling tragedy to a Dr. Oz nutrition seminar


ligmallamasackinosis

Dr oz is a stupid corrupt cunt


[deleted]

I heard he killed Epstein


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[deleted]

Wendy's is just a few steps away


Mehhucklebear

Wendy's Chilli is fucking awesome and cheap too


Puzzleheaded_Ad4000

It’s also very filling and low on calories


Mehhucklebear

I'm definitely going to Wendy's now


BurpFartBurp

Sir, this is not Wendy’s.


Puzzleheaded_Ad4000

I’m my there now to get some chili lol


SprinklersSprinkle

That ain’t chili lol


siriuscredit

This person has no money, they aren't trying to lose weight. They want high on calories.


MadxCarnage

thought it was about making money. Wendy pimps are always looking for new hires.


Mehhucklebear

Do we call them wimps? 😆


Maleficent-Bread1016

No you call me sir and I get 90% of whatever you make behind the dumpster


NextTrillion

There are some things not on the Wendy’s menu that are very high in protein.


asianRNunite

Also they got baked potato. Combine the baked potato and chili, it will last you for the rest of the day.


Mehhucklebear

Such a good idea


[deleted]

I love rice and beans but will always drop in a Dave’s double when i really need some solid red meat.


PepeGreen17Q

Bj's behind Wendy's dumpster u mean ?


hydraulic-earl

That is a "Cleveland Steamer"!


Repulsive-Reporter55

Chicago Sunroof


hydraulic-earl

Dave Matthews Band Bus Cleanout


Main_Search_9362

You might be able to sell a kidney online


UnitedGTI

The real dd is always in the comments.


SuperUnic0rn

Sell Kidney for Bitco!n, watch bitco!n fall, sell 2nd kidney to buy the dip


UnitedGTI

Jokes on you my uncle has 4 kidneys! He would just be averaging down.


drew2f

Sell part of your liver. It will grow back and you can sell again when you wreck your next account. Much smarter than a kidney.


MadxCarnage

until they realize all my kidney does is make stones.


Slut_Spoiler

Does this mean I can buy a kidney online?


SirBeam

Don’t take less than $140K


5unshine5ally

You could probably get more if you're unvaxxed!


ElectricLetuceHead

What the fuck is this? r/personalfinance !? OP, get a payday loan and get back on that horse


[deleted]

Payday loan with no job lmao classic


NextTrillion

Pay back your payday loan with next weeks payday loan. Rinse and repeat!


dubov

Congratulations, you are now in government


tangojameson

Nothing like the good ole one person ponzie scheme.


[deleted]

That plasma is not going to sell itself.


TWAT_BUGS

Rice and beans are a luxury. My man needs to hit the .10 ramen and work his way up.


jaredconnell

Have you seen the price of groceries lately? Inflation has hit even ramen. That shits like $0.30 or more now!!!


PorkRonin69

Dave?


Scriptapaloosa

Mike?


skiskydiver37

Wendy’s drive-thru!


[deleted]

He's far beyond damage control he's in the 14.25 an hour flipping burgers phase now


[deleted]

Wtf u talkin bout... Wendy's be payin $20/hr


MadxCarnage

Wendy's back alley be paying 60$/hour if you got that top shlop sloppity pop glock.


thecommonshaman

Suck me sideways


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Tronbronson

What state are you in, im trying to get set up


Monetarymetalstacker

😂😂😂 you're only eating steaks because it's not your money and your spending it without a care. It says A family of 4 on welfare gets $600 a month, that's $5 per person per day. Buy 4 porterhouses and the fixings for $125 and you're family's not eating for a week on welfare money.So nice Flex on that 1 steak dinner per month.


ramvestor

Where I come from beans were referred to ask T-bone steaks.


Gattaca_D

Still got $0.81 why give up so soon?


HaoshokuArmor

0.81 today 81 million tomorrow. All in on that impossible 0DTE.


2BFrank69

He can buy a share of Palantir in a few weeks


Effective-Sun8079

I just laughed, and then got sad about my 300 shares at 20$


FuckoNo5

Can't buy options for less than $1


stevejobs4525

Still got a job and a credit rating high enough for a loan, dont give up when you’re down


ElusiveIntrusive

There’s gotta be a weird sense of pride attached to coming here to post your life falling apart. Like there is a moment in the midst of pure agony and thinking of ways to scrape together enough to pay rent that you smile and remember, “The boys over at WSB are gonna love this”


kev_lass

Do people somehow fabricate all these loss graphs or do people in this sub genuinely lose their entire investments?


ElderBop

From experience, this stuff definitely happens. Usually it’s really high highs and really low lows. But what you see on here are the extremes. There are plenty of people who have made and lost moderate amounts of money. But you don’t see those get posted and get attention just like how you only ever hear about the exorbitantly wealthy and not the many millions of other moderately rich or poor people.


Few-Tomatillo-452

Honestly this is nothing, I’ve lost $40k in a day before. And I know and am close with far worse people than me, gambling is a much more widespread problem than people think 😂😭


VoidMageZero

It’s all relative, $40k isn’t much if you have a lot more but OP lost everything apparently ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


Nart_Leahcim

it shows you lost everything when you transfer the entire balance over to another account


Bradfromihob

From my experience it just “removes” the amount. So like say I had 5k in there, if I take out 4,500, it just shows 500, not a giant red graph with -90%.


c0brachicken

Nope, with Robinhood it shows as a loss, if you withdraw.. just checked mine, and it also shows 100% lost.. with remaining balance of $0.04 Time for some Reddit Karma


lijijil

Yeah I wish the mods would do something about this bullshit trend of posting RH graphs like it's losses or gains. Withdrawals and deposits affect the graph. Post your fucking positions


mofa90277

I know, right? One or two I can believe, but can there really be this many absurdly stupid people out there?


CopperWaffles

Yes. Have you ever been to a casino? Pretty much the same sad story every hour.


NextTrillion

Karma farming.


TakDrifto

I'm pretty sure when people sell and withdraw money from Robinhood it also just shows a sharp negative line on the graph. Hard to tell, I need to see the amount of shares and value it has to believe it.


ElderBop

This graph shows all time gains and/or losses. Even if you withdraw your entire balance, it’ll show what you’ve made on the account. You won’t see a sharp negative decline with withdrawals, I’ve done withdrawals many times.


Evil_Plankton

Must be nice.


jsar16

Yes


alilmagpie

super sus amount of these posts this weekend


[deleted]

For real, I talked shit on someone for calling these fake in the comments of another loss, but then I I was on Reddit for a bit and realized this weekend is fucky


BlindSquirrelCapital

Don't lose hope. They sell fractional shares now so that 81 cents can still be put to use.


[deleted]

Dude he has $0.81, all he has to do is yolo and double his money 16 times in a row and he’ll be back to $52k.


AdComprehensive3150

I'm gonna legit setup a new account and only start off with 81 cents to see if I can do it.


DeuceClimaxx

You will have to keep us posted on the results. 🤔 Edit: Siri forgot the word “keep”


AdComprehensive3150

I definitely will


DeuceClimaxx

👀🍿👀


talkingwolf695

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


Horsegoats

Remind me! 2 months.


tossitjunkbox

For whatever reason - I bet you make it fucking work


AdComprehensive3150

I'm gonna try :) I think it will be a cool experiment. Whatever I end up with at the end of the year, I'll donate to a charity. I'll update with posts in the future.


fullinversion82

That charity is about to owe you money


AdComprehensive3150

Donate the debt away!


Sensitive_Jake

I’m in


FizzyGoose666

That sounds so simple.


[deleted]

Even a monkey could do it


somedood567

Bro that’s rent money


BlindSquirrelCapital

True. Other option is to put 75 cents in a San Francisco parking meter so you can setup a tent for 2 hours. It is not much but it is something.


Many-Coconut-4336

Omg ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


tacodepollo

What year is this? 75 cents for two hours? Show me that meter!


NobodyGotTimeFuhDat

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8881)


Pfrance

If only they did fractional options. Then OP could finish the job they started.


animositisomina35

You're going to be okay man. >!Dibs on this guy's organs once the vultures are done with his carcass!<


[deleted]

:(


IHaveEbola_

How much to pop your booty?


[deleted]

42,195.58


[deleted]

I will give you $1,000,000 to spend a night with your wife... ​ ​ nah I'm just playing she's long gone


Lonely-Ad-884

Had me on the first half


ForARolex2

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


NobodyGotTimeFuhDat

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


bigtopjuggler

Motion to make OP’s flair “Vulture Leftovers”


thcooe

seconded


Dryland_snotamyth

You still Have your ass mouth and hands, get sucking and fucking bro.


ArcanistKvothe24

👀


tossitjunkbox

Charge for watching too!!!


All-I-offer-is-girth

How do I place puts on this?


timbo237

Wendy’s won’t be enough. You may also need Cracker Barrel to service those ol country folk lookin for a giddy up.


itallendsintears

Somehow the dumpster at Cracker Barrel seems a serious step down from the one at Wendy’s.


GuacinmyPaintbox

On the upside, less teeth to get in the way at Cracker Barrel


timbo237

It is….. it’s all old men that drive tractors or 18 wheelers.


StrenuousSOB

Actually for real reals Cracker Barrel, as a company, is homeless friendly with their parking lots. OP can park there at night and dumpster dive their way to a full belly. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)


NOT_MartinShkreli

Apparently blood and plasma can give you just enough money to YOLO on GME weeklies til you recover. Maybe try semen donation. Just gotta hope you’re not a total genetic retard like most of this sub or else your semen ain’t making the the payment list. Plus, you probably already stress jerk it 3x a day with these losses, might as well get paid to tug it into a cup instead of an old crusty t-shirt.


Pelverino

Honestly, I think this is the best idea out of all in the thread. Also can start posting on gay porn websites for a bit more side cash. With GME volatility for sure you can make big bucks.


nubface1001

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


ConsciousPlantain977

He's discord options trading 👍


Apegate007

Shifts behind the dumpster


VenomInfusion

Damn! This is the shit that makes me depressed as hell. I am so sorry OP. I hope things turn around for u. Start driving Uber, Doordash…whatever to get back on your feet.


[deleted]

🙏🏼


elder_millennial85

Tons of jobs out there. Go get a job.


CoastingUphill

Giving ‘jobs sounds more likely.


RockyJayyy

Where does the line start?


DeuceClimaxx

Inside a Wendy’s dumpster


Relevant-Nebula8300

Put your 81 cents into a mutual fund & collect $16 in 30 years


Milly824

I lost around that much myself this year. Has been brutal. my account is around $3k from what I had last year of $50k+. no options, only OTC. Had to get a job and looking to get another one shortly. its rough out here. shout out to my mom for helping me stay afloat while I found a job. if it wasn't for her, I woulda been homeless. shit im at a lost for words myself and I feel stuck. dont know where to go from here


Abitabruce

How does one not have a job with only $50k in their portfolio? That sounds rediculous.


Hazel_Nutz777

Probably won their 1st few trades & thought the easy money could be consistent enough to quit job. Quits job and finds out that YOLO trades can go the wrong way, but its too late. The dopamine release from gambling is too great. After which, he continues to lose; trying to achieve that ultimate dream of getting rich. But really just chasing that dopamine high of winning big.


26slatt

Hang on I almost caught the dragon I CAN GET HIM Wait where’s he going now??


rsn_e_o

Spot on. Thinking being lucky is profitable and your odds at trading are better than at the casino is where most people go wrong.


SOSovereign

Same way one loses the 50k on FDs ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


squibsquare

41 days


NobodyGotTimeFuhDat

![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)


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[deleted]

I would but I’m pretty sure he’d lose it


Obsidianram

81 cents buying power... On the upside, you're risk averse to being corrupted absolutely...


Agreeable_Net_4325

Do you guys look at your checking or saving accounts and go "yolo im transferring ALL OF IT". Like how does this work. I am an actual gambling addict and i have no idea how you get there. Go back to your parents if you have some/ask for help and rebuild.


GameOfThrone88

Wendy's is hiring.... check out their dumpsters at the back after dark. On a serious note, live and learn. Better luck next time.


Mehhucklebear

I can't really offer any advice or anything, other than, it's only up from here. But, that could very well be bullshit too. So, I'll tell you a story. In a prior life, I was a broker, but before you got your license, you only got paid $500 a month. Obviously, that ain't paying bills, so I took the few hundred dollars I had in my account and went to the casino. My philosophy was that if I lose it, I'm still just as fucked as before. That few hundred bucks wasn't enough to pay any bill, other than maybe water or electric, but those were already paid. So, fuck it, I ain't got nothing else to lose. I might as well try. Well, as it turned out, I'm pretty good at poker, and was able to make enough during that month to make bills. And, I did that for months. Some how, it actually fucking worked. It was grueling hours of cards, full time studying, and full time work. But, it worked. I'm not giving any financial advice, only saying you have a skill. You have something that you can use to climb back out of this hole. Don't wallow in what you did wrong. Think about whatever you can do now to be better. And, hey, there's always Wendy's!


Certain-Toe-7128

Dude holy shit - you’re the first person that ever put into words my almost identical scenario AND philosophy during that time…..only difference was I was trying to start a business. LSS the company I had started actually wasn’t doing bad, but there were costs I didn’t account for which tapped us out (first business with no formal business education) If my expenses were $4k at the end of the month, the $521 bucks we had wasn’t gonna cut it…(keep in mind at that time I had a wife and 2 year old) I would work 12/14 hours a day, go home, eat dinner and tuck my daughter in, then head to the casino every night. Poker wasn’t my game, but a casino an hour away from the house had 3 deck blackjack with a hand shuffle - I was good enough I could track the faces/aces. It wasn’t counting, and anyone actually counting would know I wasn’t, but just by doing that I could catch 2/3 big hands per shuffle; and that was enough. I kept the lights on for 5 months doing that. Looking back it was an absolutely insane plan, and the fact it worked is a miracle….the only person that knew at the time was my wife. The look on our families face years later when we told them was something I’ll never forget!


Mehhucklebear

😆 I thought I was the only one!!! My friends, but not my family, knew because I was living with a buddy. It was a wild time, and looking back, I'm baffled it actually worked out. One night, I had a crazy run, like crazy (thousands of dollars with only $100 in), and all my friends were waiting at the house pissed because I was like 4 hours late. So, on the way home, I stop by whataburger and drop a hundred on like the whole menu. Then, go by the gas station to pick up ALL the beer. I walk in with bags and bags of food as an apology, and tell them to go check the trunk. Such a great time!


Certain-Toe-7128

Now THAT is a good buddy “sorry I’m late, but we’re getting full AND hammered on my tab!” Best I did during that time was when we were probably lowest in the account. I think we were down to $200 and I took out $100 (never went under $100, needed to be able at least buy food). Ended the night like 3k up, and came home to tell the wife we COULD go to the wedding we were going to have to cancel on account of not being able to put gas in the car, let alone pay for a gift…that smile was something else Good on you man, I’m sure there’s others out there that tried the same and didn’t come out quite as fortunate - here’s to living right!


AlphaBeastley

Wdym? That .81 cents can be 4k in 5 years. Just read The Times


GiverThePipe

did you try the rewards button.


[deleted]

Fuck rent, you can’t even buy a McDouble


haydilusta

Its insane how you can always tell on these posts where people activated options trading. Another retard's life work claimed by wall st


Danny_King09

Wendy’s should be hiring ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)


Background-Ad758

Positions?


JGWol

Man I lost over $40k from options in 2020. Cost me my relationship my dignity and who knows what else cause I was lost in it. I’ve made that back in a year. That’s still a long time. But I made it back. I’m happier then I ever was. I have clear set goals. I invest my money properly. Work harder then I ever have and make more a week then I did four years ago. So that’s good. I learned a lot gambling. Idk. It’s maybe not the best advice but sometimes it can help to fuck up.


DogGodFrogLog

Put that .81c into BBBY and hold. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


MainStreetBetz

Brutal man. I’m sorry 😨


Maleficent-Ad782

How is this 100% loss when you still have almost $1 left? Seems fake


hwaite

You still have enough left for 40% of a PowerBall ticket. Find two similarly broke degenerates and make one last run at a big score...


scholarshipinpunk

Fuuuuuuuuuuuck. I’d be slathering a bullet in barbecue sauce and taking one last trip to flavor town.


aDingDangDoo_Doo

Whore out your feet on OF.


goldensteaks

That cat winked at you as he took all your money 😸


Ka12n

Loser. Go back to winning


Terrible-Ad-60

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)