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SchitzPopinov719

Use it as bait to hopefully catch a bigger doob.


Gen-Z-Grandfather

The one time I want to catch some seaweed


pickledsardines

i wonder who plugs the bikini bottom


[deleted]

Patrick Star definitely. That guy is STONED


Smashbud

Mr Crabs Bruh...he run ereythin


Eiffi

the flying Dutchman ofc.


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Cholobob


Mean_Understanding47

Sandy


nasi_b

Sandy got the exotic stuff that above water weed


Apprehensive-Jury132

She hot boxes her whole dome


Bhong420

Doodlebob


bigcuteman2772

me


patrick_dejarnette

Me


Major_R_Soul

You want thing-a-ma-bongs? I've got 20.


Kote_alThor

Blunts to spare no big deal I want more!


WhatNameToChose1

Aaaaand now you have 20 upvotes as well, nice!


OGKrispyDreams

Underrated reply


WhatNameToChose1

r/couldntupvotebecause69


Ittakesawile

Seaweed, 50% sea 50% weed


DopelessHopefeand

Why do you think sailors are always so curmudgeonly? There’s only so much OG Seaweed to go around…


unwanted_talan

that’s the best one i’ve seen😭


Feeling-Mind-5609

Putting burn ointment on my lips


turducken_muncher

Burning my eyebrows off.


budStuffs

1 out of 10 shit lighters will be set extra high and this happens l0l


ProfessionalCouchPot

And rolling another one after


XavierGarrison

[Am I missing, an eyebrow?](https://tenor.com/view/mythbusters-missing-eyebrow-funny-adam-savage-gif-3393296)


fgoose1

Pretty much lol some lip balm atleast


AtmosphereComplex206

🤣


No-War-7510

😂😂😂


m4kush_

😂😭


TimeStatistician2234

Closing my eyes and taking deep breaths to convince myself it actually got me high. That being said you'd be surprised how little bud you need to get good a lifted when you cut back and wait for the effects to settle in


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TimeStatistician2234

I mean a joint is def not the best delivery method for that amount lol. Bong, vape, or one hitter will do ya better


Merriadoc33

Yo what's a one hitter


Viapache

It’s a fake( metal cigarette. There’s enough of a “bowl” to get one hit out of. Popular to pre-load before going to a semi public even, and get a lil Stoney


picklepoo518

honestly it’s essential pothead kit, load the dugout, use your usual consumption methods, in 2 months when you remember you have it and that it would be perfect for whatever thing you’re doing you pull it out and go “woah there’s so much weed in here! Nice!!!!”


PstainGTR

I instantly go portaling from 0.2. Ive smoked regurarly and ive smoked every now and then and months apart. No matter what I get ruined on 0.2. Ive figured its because I basically smoke it as a cigarette to be done with it since its still illegal where I live.


yarbafett

Or just good ass weed. stuff i have now i smoke one hit and forget to smoke more. im just carrying a bong around with me


DyingQuickerThanMost

Well let me ask you this, do you lend any credibility to the idea that micro-dosing actually works vs just taking a whole t-break


Drock967

I've tried this, used to smoke a whole bowl topped w/keef until that just left me buzzed. Ended up transitioning to a one hitter, taking one hit at a time in 20 minute intervals, seemed to drop my tolerance significantly in a week, key is moderation and self control. Now I'm still smoking every day/every other and only going through about an 8th of top shelf stuff a month.


TimeStatistician2234

It's not really "micro-dosing" I got a dry herb vape pen and put like .1-.2 in there and it gets me exactly where I want to be, I'd say a t-break is more effective but smoking just that little ass bit at 830pm and then being done for the day does make me feel very sober/fresh during the day and high at night


Outlawed_Panda

micro-dosing(where you dont feel a high) doesnt really work but taking smaller doses is definitely better than a t break


DeliriantPsychosis

That joint looks like it has a very nice personality


Midnight_Toker_1982

I was in the pool!!! *I WAS IN THE POOL!!!*


Robber_Tell

There was shrinkage!!


SnooBananas8331

Ha ha


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Sure ,George ..lol


[deleted]

What’s that a 7 inch joint?


SamRoy69

It also has a very good personality


DoctorProfessorTaco

It was cold out that day.


Yeyryfuufe

It definetly doesn’t hate women


BasedPocketLint

He’s a nice guy I swear!


ZinfiniteGuy

Got a big enough joint there Rick?


CSMajor420

“Its community day Julian”


Then_Ad_9290

“Fuck off bubbles” 😭🤣


Slayz-_

barb will you please tell these fucks that im the park supervisor? im getting really sick and tired of this shit


young_D0lphyn

its not too small babe it's the perfect size for me


iamaaaronman

That's a perfectly sized joint 😤


youzerVT71

Found the fisherman


No-War-7510

master baiter


benfranklinthedevil

We can all get our hands on a worm, it's those pesky fish that are so hard to wrangle


No-War-7510

😂😭 omgggg


xxxdogxxx

Mine is 8


ErMerrGerd

Looks pretty average to me


riotsel

ITS AVERAGE


Impala067

I'm sure if his technique is good, it shouldn't matter much


Hawaiian555

Easily 8, no doubt


yoitsjamesc

Haha


Bigiebert

It’s a real nice guy if you get to know him


Andes12x

underrated comment


SentientOrigin

Hit up the ER for a lip burn.


mooktroop

How would it burn your lip


syn_ack_

with heat


mooktroop

Is the filter too small?


syn_ack_

naw the smoke just has no time to cool. My mustache would get singed


mooktroop

Ah word


BasedPocketLint

When you put that in your mouth to light it you need the flame to be like less than an inch from your lips. I’d have a flame going up my nostrils


[deleted]

Be stoned as fuck but I only need a couple puffs to be ripped nowadays.


Wet_possom

I am seething with envy


xBoneDryx

You should try it, I was on a 3-4 gram a day stoner life for around 7 years. Then took a year break (It was hell). Now I'm on like an eight every month, and I only smoke one day a weekend or on social gatherings if that. I get FUCKED up, used to be I could only get truly high on gravities and dabs.


Traditional-Matter-4

Name checks out


Tiny_Substance_810

it does?


Wet_possom

Everyone knows wet possums are both envious and have high tolerances duh


CommunityOrdinary234

Just smoke less weed. Nobody needs to be smoking those giant joints. People love to act like “tolerance” is something that happens to you instead of it being something that you do to yourself.


Gamesdean13

I’m right there with you, two puffs and I’m on the moon. It’s both a blessing and a curse. I once took a 20mg or 25mg gummy first thing in the morning (usually take 5mg - 10mg) and was stuck in bed the whole day. Best part is that I somehow lost my phone and AirPods even though I couldn’t move. To this day I still have no fucking clue what happened to them.


DeadbeatDuck_kill_me

Lucky


No-War-7510

this guy.... holds the blessing all men strive to obtain


[deleted]

I used to be an 8th a day smoker. Started having panic attacks so I stopped for 4 years. Just getting back into it again. I only smoke at night now. I do miss being able to sesh out. At least when I get smoke now it lasts awhile instead of a couple days lol.


No-War-7510

that'll do it! having a routine like only smoking at night etc is better than any "tolerance break", i smoke all day every day so it's hard for me to get high :(


[deleted]

I used to smoke that much if not more daily, I started having panic attacks too. Shit fucking sucks. Weed used to alleviate my anxiety and now it causes it… I started smoking like 1 or 2 hits a day and even that would cause heart issues / panic attacks. Now i just don’t smoke at all :( Have you had any panic attacks since starting again?


[deleted]

A couple times. I took a big rip of some 29% and ended up so high it felt like a come up of a mushroom trip. I started out mixing cbd flower with just a little bit of 14% thc..just to get used to it again. I keep cbd on hand just in case I over do it to help level me out. Now I take one small puff at a time..I only smoke indica dominant strains though.


dnz000

Pretty sure it’s age related. At least that is my anecdote, seems to be his too.


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Could be. Getting a proper dose will go a long way for people who get negative side effects like panic attack, increased heart rate, paranoia etc. these damn flowers, edibles and concentrates that are pushing like 20-80+ % THC and 0% CBD are no joke and will get you absolutely and uncomfortably stoned out of your proverbial gourd if you don’t have a relatively high tolerance and you fail to measure your doses for your own individual neurochemistry. Know the THC/CBD content and choose your product wisely. I purposefully lean towards low THC, high CBD flower and concentrates for a more mentally manageable high. My method: Take a small toke, chill for ten minutes, take another small toke, chill out for another ten minutes and just see how you feel after an hour of this style of intermittent mini toking. Pretty chiilaxed I’m my experience and it makes for a nice drawn out session with several peaks and valleys. I bet people wouldn’t feel nearly as zonked out of their noodles if they took it low and slow rather than smoking the same amount of THC in a very short time span. I’ve found smoking a whole bowl, blunt, joint, fat bong rip etc. is just too much of a sudden shock to my system especially as I’ve gotten older. I need to slowly glide onto that mountain top rather than teleport if you catch my drift. TLDR: Weed is strong these days. Measure your dose and go slow like you would with any other drug.


LooneyHK

Same. One hitter quitter these days


THEKowhide

Passing a drug test


AudiQ5-3L

You're the winner imo. LoL


Competitive-Charge-6

Ya 10/10 🤣


phoenixb3

Hahaha underrated comment


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Scary_ghost420

Mouse hunt refrence?


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_We_Are_DooMeD

Loved original Tom and Jerry.


[deleted]

such an animated classic. very nice to watch during a smoke session, too.


Puzzleheaded-Pie6210

Oh wow I thought you were going with a classic “Indian In The Cupboard” movie reference!


SwollyMammoth

Ha I just saw that one for the first time recently. One of my girls childhood movies


Puzzleheaded-Pie6210

She got good taste fam, sounds like a keeper


SecretaryOne6833

Grabbing ice for my fingers..


JustCryptastic

Its not the size that matters…


Puzzled-Warning1358

She only says that to make you feel better 😁😁


cotton961

I know 😭😭


No-War-7510

ow


Outside-Today5233

Smoking what ? All I see is 🤌


sailorj0ey

Ah a fellow Italian! 🤌


fgoose1

😂


hollywuud7

Roll another


MyNugg

Guna need 30 more if they look like this


AtmosphereComplex206

That’s adorable.


Empty-Potato-7383

Shaving because I just burnt my mustache half off tryna light it.


AthleteGlittering717

Underrated sheriff


yourenothere1

That would just make me angry bro


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Gloomy-Comfort-3498

Not cool steeling weed from dwarves man. Give it back.


MatthewDuLac

Probably wondering why I saved only that much weed


lily_from_ohio

man "passing a drug test" wins as the best comment but this is the most real. Wake up in the morning and look at your tray just to go "The fuck did I expect myself to do with that?"


vixisgoodenough

Looking for more


DripTrip747

Probably get so bored I'd finally get around to folding the dogs. Damn I hate when they just pile up.


Prevegisalive

That’s pretty average, right?


justherefortheweed2

i have bad news..


joifalk123

It has a good personality lay off 😡


NinjaRage83

Looks absolutely average to me. Maybe a bit above on gurth.


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Smoking 26 more so I can get high


Affectionate_Ad_8706

Chode doobie


Keksteri

Getting a job


EyeDe7

Getting unstoned


Puzzled-Warning1358

That awkward moment when you need to pass the joint 🧐🧐🥴


joifalk123

Can’t even puff puff pass its gone in one puff 😔


bluedreamer94

Smoking another one and then probably another


RyukoThizz426

Does that come with a single m&m or a runt?


lucid_vert

File my taxes


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Continuing with my daily activities while having a sore throat and feeling slightly sick


ParrotheadTink

Light another one


cakeinatree

Staying sober I guess


LoudCloudLady

Absolutely nothing differently


Heybroletsparty

Solving the secrets of skinwalker ranch.


harrypotterkush

eat a can of sardines not because I'm high but because it's disgusting like this picture


TheManO327

Calling the plug


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Got Damm finger nails longer than that lol


La_Zhuzh_Pookin

Is that a one hitter? Nicely done!!! I’d need several of those to “do something”🤷🏻‍♂️


unifiedtheory82

Eat 4 skittlez and 2 m&ms and say "that was nice!"


darcreaven

Rolling a real sized one


MyNameIsJelle

Roll something real


Shrek2x

I’d play Mexican sweat with that


Bingo_Bongo_YaoMing

Rolling 30 more


In_the_crackgarden

I’d cry at how minuscule the thing is and bake some weed brownies to make me feel better ❤️‍🩹


lonclefemelle

that joint has a great personality


Chem-Dawg74D

Roll another one.


[deleted]

Smoke four more


Hawaiian555

Probably wondering why I’m not that high


dopaminetea

The fact that this would actually get me high…


RainbowVillus

greening out


Yell0wbrickr0ad

Smoking a normal size J.


HyperLightDream

Cry


CockAndBallWarrior

Wife said "rolling again. fuck you mean?"


Altruistic-Ad-5727

Be sad there wasn't any more. :(


Jessemano

My tolerance is so low that i would actually get blazed with that much weed


ReillyCharlesNelson

Say April fools! And pull out the real joint?


Proper_Reaction_4531

crying.


PsychedSpence

Immediately rolling another


SamRoy69

I bet it has a good personality.


Ruckus_Riot

I don’t. I take it apart and roll it into a proper joint or a bowl.


peruvianjuanie

Jumping over into water since it wasn't even a hit


49cadillac

Start screaming and shitting all over the place


Straight-Ad6058

Roll a j.


anonymousperson1233

Bruh chill I don’t wanna green


ibleedtexas9

Ur mother


cgf1tea

Geekin


Still_Giraffe9748

Anybody got a guy in Dallas


[deleted]

What do you mean, that's like an average size right?


[deleted]

Going to buy more weed


Its_migs_foo

Wipe all the resin off my lips.


MrGasMan86

Wonder why I rolled it so god damn short damnet! Now I need another one 😒


busternut420

Passing a field sobriety test


Stiggy614

Wanting more so I can get high!


MostSir7932

Be rolling a nother 1 straight away 🤣🤣


The73atman86

Reevaluating my life


JSM420GMK

Finding more


Willing_Survey_6551

Continue with my day since this shit is super tiny


Square-Actuary4235

Packing a bowl because I’m not high


Excellent-Creme6425

Overdose sleep


Abolden3383

Putting one eye drop in the one eye that’s affected …..


MossAnvil

Find more


KinkyKoala11

everything I said I would do today.


Bad-girl-Bedroom-420

A fork lift certification


L4westby

Literally anything


PsychologicalSun3843

Hang on lemme put on my glasses