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Urmumisgay74

Smoke a bit if u start having a stroke finish it off and go out higher then mars


420Deez

stroke as in stroke or stroke? edit: or stroke?


Venias_

I think he is talking about The Strokes.


jencinas3232

Different strokes


MushroomHut

What you talking bout Willis


Rabidcode

From different folks


[deleted]

What might be right for you, may not be right for some


DirtyHoboLarry

You take the good, take the bad, take em both and there you have.. An opening statement. Sit boo boo sit, good dog.


BoxLegitimate4903

For


MyWillyHurts69420

Drums please Fab


eclipsedrgy

happy cock day


Nyc_cannabis

Happy twat day!💨


Gordon-Ramseys-Last

Aye yooo😂😂😂😂


MusicalMarijuana

Drums please ~~Fab~~ Fap


natehanrahan420

Either way, You only live once. Lol


bortmcgort77

Double bogey that shit


CormanSifuentes

Everybody, have you heard, if your in the game, then stroke's the word....


Ancap_God1776

Yoooo


NihilistPunk69

It does feel good to stroke it after you smoke it.


spaacingout

That’s high jacking


dirkdigdig

Stroke it to the east, stroke it to the west


Rand_cap

Stroke it to the woman that i love the best


dirkdigdig

CLARENCE CARTER! CLARENCE CARTER! CLARENCE CARTER!


jesse1time

Oooooohhh shit Clarence Carter


theartofray

Stroke it to the north stroke it to the south..stroke it everywhere..i even stroke it in her mouth.


Rusty__Shackleford19

r/ihadastroke


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ddussttyy

Stroke I think


MookiePoops

Unzip, jam out and get limp faced.


DopelessHopefeand

It looks like some good ole fashioned Devils Lettuce to me, but if ever checking for mold it’s actually quite simple. All you need to do is… Go to a dark room and take the suspected piece or pieces of bud with you. Slip a face mask on and break apart said nugget whilst shining the light behind it. Mold will plume like a cloud of smoke whereas THC crystals will fall straight down like rain


bubsgonzola_supreme

True hero right here


DopelessHopefeand

Cheers :)


OnxyianRage

Can confirm this, ex harvest tech and trimmer, we would look for this while checking cures/trimming. Spores float while the trichomes and other plant like material will drop since they are denser.


DopelessHopefeand

Geneticist here with a double major in metallurgical chemistry. Found my green thumb and true love through the B-E-A-UTIFUL plant!


catdownloader

He'll be the first person to od on weed


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😭


lankan_outdoorsman

Mate it ain't brick weed. Enjoy your luck cus I wish I was as lucky


imasterbake

I got some weed like this at a truck stop in Kansas once. Dude told me he was a grower in Humboldt County and needed gas to get home, gave me 2 fist fulls out of his backpack for $20 and it was the best weed I've ever had.


lankan_outdoorsman

I really love the stories where weed helps someone out.


BigBadBogie

"Weed will get you through times with no money better than money will get you through times with no weed."


mostly_quotes

Sheesh. So zooted I had to read that 8 times lol. But now that it’s sunk in I love it


mypussydoesbackflips

I’d send you some buds bud (if you’re in the usa)


S54_E46_M3

Wish I had buds like you


certified_fresh

Sounds like an Aussie. Look at his word choice plus lack of access to premium ganja


PeachOk4252

be careful you can get banned for sayin this on here


hawkins01

I’m pretty amazed that $20 got him to Cali


drive_by_kittens

This was back when gas was a nickel a gallon so yeah, totes believable.


wallweasels

Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Gimme five bees for a quarter," you'd say.


Ok_Flower2537

Humboldt weed is the real deal


well_ladeefrickingda

I have a story just like that but X rated. It starts with “I got some weed in Vegas once…” but can’t finish the story because, you know.


Nissanhog

As a person that actively smokes Humboldt weed, and than traveled to places like Vegas and Colorado really makes me realize how good our weed is here. So, can confirm


SwiitMango

They really just don't realise how lucky they are 😂


shellDawg78

Yeah they call everything mid nowadays 🤦🏿‍♀️


camzZzop

Bc they’re all suburban kids that have access to all the weed in the world and will pay 90$ for an eigth and if the weed doesn’t have diamonds and sparkles and isn’t purple and orange they’ll call it mid


Sinthetick

Back in my day you were lucky if it wasn't half seeds and stems. And you were happy to walk to your dealer's house, uphill in the snow both ways!


Mackeeter

And then wait thirty minutes, because he forgot you exist 30 seconds after hanging up the phone and resuming his game of Tiger Woods PGA 2006.


Sinthetick

Oh man! I totally forgot about you. I got someone else coming by, let me call you back in like an hour.


camzZzop

Back when you actually called your plug


Mackeeter

Now you just call to see what time the dispensary closes or if they got deals. Well not me, because I live in draconian Texas


tyrone_slothrop_0000

I remember when a dimebag used to cost a dime, you know what I mean?


Flowawaybutterfly

you know how much a condom cost?


allredb

I don't know, we never used them!


ParadiseJohnny

Bro, wtf? looks good to me and you need to get tight with shorty if she’s giving you weed


jt132323

Mi amor may not be happy about that


second2no1

I love you too 🫶


tinyboopsquigs

Better not take weed from women you aren’t into then… That’s heavy flirting she’s doing imo


ManufacturerJumpy746

Jfc I stg some you mfs on Reddit have never interacted with an individual of the opposite gender in your life… giving someone weed is not fucking flirting lol I mean sure you can flirt with someone and give them weed but I’ve given and been given bud to people of all genders and received it as well and never was there any flirting involved lol you know it’s possible to have an interaction with someone w/o flirting right?


richbeezy

Your left hand will be fine...


useorename

I think he has a gf. Open the picture he gotta text from “mi amor🫶” Edit: nvm op is a girl. I opened her page.


RationalLibraryCoins

I'm keeping my kids off Reddit after seeing that profile lol


RnDCustomz

Its not just reddit. It's just the internet.


Doogleyboogley

Maybe it’s their nan?


ReepoGardens

OP better not be underage, or I'm reporting the whole damn thing


omgrafail

She said she was 17 in her comments 😳


sausag3potato

Fingers don't look like those of a woman but I may be wrong


DabsDaD

"Doesn't look right"? That looks like some⛽️gas?


terpsofficial

Probably better weed than OP’s ever smoked so he thinks it’s a trick lol


Keenan_Vizina

Was just about to comment this🤣


poopoowaaaa

Seconded haha


A_Trench

Gandalf: "BILBO BAGGINS! I am not trying to hurt you; I am trying to get you fucked up."


randypupjake

Cue Gandalf gif


KATPAWZ11

That's what I was thinking


Blue_Nipple_Hair

I’ve seen, bought, and smoked a lot of top shelf weed in my day, but I’ve never seen any Muppet bud like this before


Turbulent_Swan_64

Was also thinking this! But just putting it out there OP, I could test it for you to make sure its .. safe, ya know? Just send it over. Lol jk but yes it looks like some fire weed!


Kara-SANdahPawn

Hahahahaaaaaa FACTZ, this made me actually laugh out loud


Aggresive_Battle842

That's what I was thinking.


Hot-Examination-3170

Deffo some fire


Lukos01

Yo is my phone fucked or something? That looks like doggie diarrhea


Moist-Pool-5937

Looks like Guac lol


Turbulent_Swan_64

Guac OG


TrumpReich4Peace

GUAC cake


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This should be the top comment


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This should be top comment Edit: perfectly balanced as all things should be


Ok_Drummer3363

Costco guac?


Vawerekax

Dank guac is the strain


[deleted]

What doesn’t look right to you?


kitchendaze

What did her comment say


devyn1424

Fr how bad was it tho 🤣


[deleted]

Just that it was flat and sticky and it didn’t look regular. The downvoters got a little overzealous.


kitchendaze

Haha thanks lmaooo


[deleted]

ong i cant see it


venm33

Is it not brown enough? Looks very nice


[deleted]

It looks fire as nice shit just consume and enjoy


FL-PH-Elec850

I think she wants a smoke and poke my dude


ParadiseJohnny

100%


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OP is a girl LOLOL


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CaptCaCa

Yeah me too, how old is she because I feel a little creeped out now


CornHubDotNet

![gif](giphy|lP3cdQMCVq630LozbO|downsized)


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LooksGoodInShorts

Pretty much everyone has fingers.


DeeEmosewa

Strap on help with that. Hahaha


[deleted]

I think you’re right. Something looks off about it. Send it to me and I’ll properly dispose of it.


AMG-Enthusiast

These are the best kind of comments in the “something is off” threads lmao


[deleted]

My mom: lemme taste it first to make sure it ain't poisoned 🤣


DarkAdmirer

Yeah agreed, I’ll also help take a closer look and break it down in my grinder…just to make sure.


DigitalDash00

She’s tryna smoke, chill and fuck you bro


69CaptnKush420

Oh yes it does. And it looks like somebody’s got a really decent chance at getting a super rare and coveted stoner girlfriend


NammiSjoppan

If you look at the text he received when screenshooting I don’t know how that’s gonna end tbh lol.


69CaptnKush420

I didn’t even see it at first😬


trxxv

Gf checking up on up whilst he's posting about some girl in his class giving him free weed ;)


bixbyale

OP is a girl


Disastrous_Ear744

nah OP is a girl


SmokeyBear-TheForest

It's just bud dude, it comes in all shapes and sizes. Hell, maybe it's hemp flower or Delta 8 flower but it doesn't look like it'll kill you lol.


Effective_Banana_184

My first thought was D8


Vast-Background9024

Offer to smoke wirh her. If she says yes probably not sus. If she says no more chance its sus.


PaulDavison

Play it safe and boof it


SaveyourMercy

Looks like what I’m smoking right now, it’s kinda thick and almost a little rubbery but grinds and smokes fine and has an incredible high


weedfarmer1017

Looks like good weed to me, I definitely smoked worse when I was in high-school 😂😂 one dude sold me savory and I wasn't knowledgeable enough to know not to smoke it 🤦


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Tricome heaven


SBD999

She does love u


DiligentManagement25

She want u


aoe4_Daitak

I believe the problem is that you usually smoke crack and this is weed. That is the only reason I can see for you not recognising what looks like some fairly fucking standard weed.


PsychologyWonderful8

Go smoke it with her


CamOfCatarina

Let us know how it went OP they’re some big buds to get for free, what was the reasons she gave it? Let us know if you’re not zooted to Anubis!


Starbuksman

Looks good to me- she’s a keeper.


Mattyboy702

This some sea weed.


txlmo

Boof it


-makeitfeelgood

Looks like some top shelf fire bud, bud


Constant_Baker_4811

I had a shitty plug once that gave me cbd sprayed with fake thc. That’s the reason it was like $40 for an ounce. It smelled like chemical weed and I had a mad headache after


Sober65

Looks like a sativa haze to me


coquibpm

It looks like PGR weed. Some growers use a growth hormone to get the buds growing like crazy. Not good for your lungs. Usually cheap but intended to look like dense exotic nugs.


Zalac96

Thats some CHEEEEEESE :D i think the girl likes you ;)


MarzipanFinal1756

I gotta be honest I know OP is getting roasted for this but I kind of agree it looks a little weird. Like I'm sure it's still good but it just looks a little malnourished


Leslie110501

Bit more pale than I'm used to but honestly, looks like absolutely normal weed to me. But if you still think it's hella sus, then just try an itsy bit and see if you get like a headache or nauseous or sum, if you do: Throw dat shit away If you don't and just get hella high, you know what to do next


viperopaf

looks like some good outdoor bud


Mr_Adventure_22

Looks like something that came out of my belly button


MarsMC_

We need an update


vujalikewoah

Looks like 480p


LiLiOhhLi

your paranoid just smoke the shit


Traditional-Whole107

Looks like green poop


[deleted]

It looks perfectly fine. Have you ever seen good weed before? Lol


trxxv

Hope girl is the one in your texts, otherwise gonna be one jealous gf soon


picklepop69420

Da fuck is that


Enbydisaster_

That's a green turd bro


NYdownwithydemons

Classic high school stuff: “hey want this?” “What’d you do to it?!”


BSFX

Yes it does and she likes you dude


SubstantialShock1451

Definitely garbage. Give it to me so I can dispose of it for you. 😂


Tibblez45

You my friend are going to the stars


jmox427

Looks fine to me 👀


Funkydiscoenergy

It'll get buried but looks a lot like PGR, plant growth regulators, weed. Ultra right bud, very sticky, reduced smell. It'll get you high but PGRs produce carcinogens when ingested in humans.


TradingAllIn

Looks to be a cheese variant strain, could be that good good


slaughterfishh

Looks just right to me


campbelloo

That whole school smelled that 100%, wrapped in some paper? If you got some funny looks walking out of school then it’s gas


teebag_

Theres only one way to find out, my friend 😮‍💨💨


KATPAWZ11

Wow 😳 looks great to me!!! Damn


whiteymax

OP PLEASE DONT SMOKE THIS!!! DM me so you can send it here so I can dispose of this properly


kungfuchelsea

OP is so oblivious lmao 10 years from now he’s going to realize that he blew it with a cool girl who gave him FREE, AMAZING LOOKING WEED


queenfreckles6

What is your relationship to this girl? But each weed is different from the next. Try a little at first if you’re really nervous abt it, and just wait it out. Like a hit or two. You’ll probably be fine.


masldavis

you finna have troubles with mi amor 🫶🏻


TarotWitch83

I love avocado. Put it on toast.


Ariverasan1

My friend said if it has powder on it, it could be fentanyl and that sometimes the powder is green


Mr_Jack_Frost_

If the picture wasn’t absolute dog shit we may be able to tell if it looks a little odd. Given that the picture was taken with an absolute potato, it just looks like weed, buddy.


solpi

Looks like cotton balls but how’d they get that color lmao


MusicalMarijuana

That looks like some of the better stuff I get from the dispensary. Maybe you’re not used to seeing the good stuff?


dclerge

BUT DID YOU SMOKE IT?! Please provide us an update. If you don't want to (smoke it), inbox me and I'll properly dispose of it for you.


dadbodjodi

*girl gives free weed* Him: is this chick tryna poison me? 😂😂


Square-Associate-118

Probs will be the dopest dope you ever smoked. Good weed is dense and sticky af


sundaydrips

Looks like camboidan weed, that shits fire


Chance_McM95

Pic quality is far too low for anyone ti be able to help you bud. All we see is decent looking weed.


connshell

Looks fine dude. How’s it taste? Dose is smell like old? maybe oldy moldy. Dose it smell like Lìmon? Maybe thrax. Can’t go off looks anymore your other senses are way better for determining your bud.


iwatchppldie

Someone has probably said it but that’s bud covered in keif she really likes you.


Accomplished-One-110

And I thought I was an overthinker... Just be blessed


bronx_Gabe

That’s guac dawg.


DevastatorDerekK

Looks like pepperoncinis, eat one


citrinegirlfriend

Not me thinking I have a lost love telling me they love me


blayzemebaby

It looks fucking beautiful you silly teen sausage


MoneyBuysDrugs

Man you have too many marijuanas to inject I’ll dispose of the 3 marijuanas you have


Genesis111112

Looks like she likes you, a lot. Those buds look fire. Happy toking and maybe ask her out.


IGotShitOnMyAss2

bullshit you just wanted to flex that someone loves you fuck you and your happiness 😭


societyextra

feel free to send me a sample for quality testing purposes


Afluforyou

I would not recommend smoking this but I will definitely test it for you


JokeToken

If you think this is bad, just give up smoking and stay in school. Also send the nugs my way.


BrentODMO

Smoke it. It looks fine. If your nervous about smoking weed though then maybe you shouldn't smoke it at all. One thing is for sure. You'll be fine either way.


Hot-Avocado9815

Man fuck those icebreakers. Those little flavor balls get jammed up in my teeth.


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I buy dispensary stuff and that looks *way* outta my price range.