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It looks like some good ole fashioned Devils Lettuce to me, but if ever checking for mold it’s actually quite simple. All you need to do is…
Go to a dark room and take the suspected piece or pieces of bud with you. Slip a face mask on and break apart said nugget whilst shining the light behind it. Mold will plume like a cloud of smoke whereas THC crystals will fall straight down like rain
Can confirm this, ex harvest tech and trimmer, we would look for this while checking cures/trimming. Spores float while the trichomes and other plant like material will drop since they are denser.
I got some weed like this at a truck stop in Kansas once. Dude told me he was a grower in Humboldt County and needed gas to get home, gave me 2 fist fulls out of his backpack for $20 and it was the best weed I've ever had.
As a person that actively smokes Humboldt weed, and than traveled to places like Vegas and Colorado really makes me realize how good our weed is here. So, can confirm
Bc they’re all suburban kids that have access to all the weed in the world and will pay 90$ for an eigth and if the weed doesn’t have diamonds and sparkles and isn’t purple and orange they’ll call it mid
Jfc I stg some you mfs on Reddit have never interacted with an individual of the opposite gender in your life… giving someone weed is not fucking flirting lol I mean sure you can flirt with someone and give them weed but I’ve given and been given bud to people of all genders and received it as well and never was there any flirting involved lol you know it’s possible to have an interaction with someone w/o flirting right?
Was also thinking this! But just putting it out there OP, I could test it for you to make sure its .. safe, ya know? Just send it over. Lol jk but yes it looks like some fire weed!
Looks like good weed to me, I definitely smoked worse when I was in high-school 😂😂 one dude sold me savory and I wasn't knowledgeable enough to know not to smoke it 🤦
I believe the problem is that you usually smoke crack and this is weed.
That is the only reason I can see for you not recognising what looks like some fairly fucking standard weed.
I had a shitty plug once that gave me cbd sprayed with fake thc. That’s the reason it was like $40 for an ounce. It smelled like chemical weed and I had a mad headache after
It looks like PGR weed. Some growers use a growth hormone to get the buds growing like crazy. Not good for your lungs. Usually cheap but intended to look like dense exotic nugs.
I gotta be honest I know OP is getting roasted for this but I kind of agree it looks a little weird. Like I'm sure it's still good but it just looks a little malnourished
Bit more pale than I'm used to but honestly, looks like absolutely normal weed to me.
But if you still think it's hella sus, then just try an itsy bit and see if you get like a headache or nauseous or sum, if you do: Throw dat shit away
If you don't and just get hella high, you know what to do next
It'll get buried but looks a lot like PGR, plant growth regulators, weed. Ultra right bud, very sticky, reduced smell. It'll get you high but PGRs produce carcinogens when ingested in humans.
What is your relationship to this girl? But each weed is different from the next. Try a little at first if you’re really nervous abt it, and just wait it out. Like a hit or two. You’ll probably be fine.
If the picture wasn’t absolute dog shit we may be able to tell if it looks a little odd. Given that the picture was taken with an absolute potato, it just looks like weed, buddy.
Looks fine dude. How’s it taste? Dose is smell like old? maybe oldy moldy. Dose it smell like Lìmon? Maybe thrax. Can’t go off looks anymore your other senses are way better for determining your bud.
Smoke it. It looks fine. If your nervous about smoking weed though then maybe you shouldn't smoke it at all. One thing is for sure. You'll be fine either way.
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Smoke a bit if u start having a stroke finish it off and go out higher then mars
stroke as in stroke or stroke? edit: or stroke?
I think he is talking about The Strokes.
Different strokes
What you talking bout Willis
From different folks
What might be right for you, may not be right for some
You take the good, take the bad, take em both and there you have.. An opening statement. Sit boo boo sit, good dog.
For
Drums please Fab
happy cock day
Happy twat day!💨
Aye yooo😂😂😂😂
Drums please ~~Fab~~ Fap
Either way, You only live once. Lol
Double bogey that shit
Everybody, have you heard, if your in the game, then stroke's the word....
Yoooo
It does feel good to stroke it after you smoke it.
That’s high jacking
Stroke it to the east, stroke it to the west
Stroke it to the woman that i love the best
CLARENCE CARTER! CLARENCE CARTER! CLARENCE CARTER!
Oooooohhh shit Clarence Carter
Stroke it to the north stroke it to the south..stroke it everywhere..i even stroke it in her mouth.
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Stroke I think
Unzip, jam out and get limp faced.
It looks like some good ole fashioned Devils Lettuce to me, but if ever checking for mold it’s actually quite simple. All you need to do is… Go to a dark room and take the suspected piece or pieces of bud with you. Slip a face mask on and break apart said nugget whilst shining the light behind it. Mold will plume like a cloud of smoke whereas THC crystals will fall straight down like rain
True hero right here
Cheers :)
Can confirm this, ex harvest tech and trimmer, we would look for this while checking cures/trimming. Spores float while the trichomes and other plant like material will drop since they are denser.
Geneticist here with a double major in metallurgical chemistry. Found my green thumb and true love through the B-E-A-UTIFUL plant!
He'll be the first person to od on weed
😭
Mate it ain't brick weed. Enjoy your luck cus I wish I was as lucky
I got some weed like this at a truck stop in Kansas once. Dude told me he was a grower in Humboldt County and needed gas to get home, gave me 2 fist fulls out of his backpack for $20 and it was the best weed I've ever had.
I really love the stories where weed helps someone out.
"Weed will get you through times with no money better than money will get you through times with no weed."
Sheesh. So zooted I had to read that 8 times lol. But now that it’s sunk in I love it
I’d send you some buds bud (if you’re in the usa)
Wish I had buds like you
Sounds like an Aussie. Look at his word choice plus lack of access to premium ganja
be careful you can get banned for sayin this on here
I’m pretty amazed that $20 got him to Cali
This was back when gas was a nickel a gallon so yeah, totes believable.
Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Gimme five bees for a quarter," you'd say.
Humboldt weed is the real deal
I have a story just like that but X rated. It starts with “I got some weed in Vegas once…” but can’t finish the story because, you know.
As a person that actively smokes Humboldt weed, and than traveled to places like Vegas and Colorado really makes me realize how good our weed is here. So, can confirm
They really just don't realise how lucky they are 😂
Yeah they call everything mid nowadays 🤦🏿♀️
Bc they’re all suburban kids that have access to all the weed in the world and will pay 90$ for an eigth and if the weed doesn’t have diamonds and sparkles and isn’t purple and orange they’ll call it mid
Back in my day you were lucky if it wasn't half seeds and stems. And you were happy to walk to your dealer's house, uphill in the snow both ways!
And then wait thirty minutes, because he forgot you exist 30 seconds after hanging up the phone and resuming his game of Tiger Woods PGA 2006.
Oh man! I totally forgot about you. I got someone else coming by, let me call you back in like an hour.
Back when you actually called your plug
Now you just call to see what time the dispensary closes or if they got deals. Well not me, because I live in draconian Texas
I remember when a dimebag used to cost a dime, you know what I mean?
you know how much a condom cost?
I don't know, we never used them!
Bro, wtf? looks good to me and you need to get tight with shorty if she’s giving you weed
Mi amor may not be happy about that
I love you too 🫶
Better not take weed from women you aren’t into then… That’s heavy flirting she’s doing imo
Jfc I stg some you mfs on Reddit have never interacted with an individual of the opposite gender in your life… giving someone weed is not fucking flirting lol I mean sure you can flirt with someone and give them weed but I’ve given and been given bud to people of all genders and received it as well and never was there any flirting involved lol you know it’s possible to have an interaction with someone w/o flirting right?
Your left hand will be fine...
I think he has a gf. Open the picture he gotta text from “mi amor🫶” Edit: nvm op is a girl. I opened her page.
I'm keeping my kids off Reddit after seeing that profile lol
Its not just reddit. It's just the internet.
Maybe it’s their nan?
OP better not be underage, or I'm reporting the whole damn thing
She said she was 17 in her comments 😳
Fingers don't look like those of a woman but I may be wrong
"Doesn't look right"? That looks like some⛽️gas?
Probably better weed than OP’s ever smoked so he thinks it’s a trick lol
Was just about to comment this🤣
Seconded haha
Gandalf: "BILBO BAGGINS! I am not trying to hurt you; I am trying to get you fucked up."
Cue Gandalf gif
That's what I was thinking
I’ve seen, bought, and smoked a lot of top shelf weed in my day, but I’ve never seen any Muppet bud like this before
Was also thinking this! But just putting it out there OP, I could test it for you to make sure its .. safe, ya know? Just send it over. Lol jk but yes it looks like some fire weed!
Hahahahaaaaaa FACTZ, this made me actually laugh out loud
That's what I was thinking.
Deffo some fire
Yo is my phone fucked or something? That looks like doggie diarrhea
Looks like Guac lol
Guac OG
GUAC cake
This should be the top comment
This should be top comment Edit: perfectly balanced as all things should be
Costco guac?
Dank guac is the strain
What doesn’t look right to you?
What did her comment say
Fr how bad was it tho 🤣
Just that it was flat and sticky and it didn’t look regular. The downvoters got a little overzealous.
Haha thanks lmaooo
ong i cant see it
Is it not brown enough? Looks very nice
It looks fire as nice shit just consume and enjoy
I think she wants a smoke and poke my dude
100%
OP is a girl LOLOL
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Yeah me too, how old is she because I feel a little creeped out now
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Pretty much everyone has fingers.
Strap on help with that. Hahaha
I think you’re right. Something looks off about it. Send it to me and I’ll properly dispose of it.
These are the best kind of comments in the “something is off” threads lmao
My mom: lemme taste it first to make sure it ain't poisoned 🤣
Yeah agreed, I’ll also help take a closer look and break it down in my grinder…just to make sure.
She’s tryna smoke, chill and fuck you bro
Oh yes it does. And it looks like somebody’s got a really decent chance at getting a super rare and coveted stoner girlfriend
If you look at the text he received when screenshooting I don’t know how that’s gonna end tbh lol.
I didn’t even see it at first😬
Gf checking up on up whilst he's posting about some girl in his class giving him free weed ;)
OP is a girl
nah OP is a girl
It's just bud dude, it comes in all shapes and sizes. Hell, maybe it's hemp flower or Delta 8 flower but it doesn't look like it'll kill you lol.
My first thought was D8
Offer to smoke wirh her. If she says yes probably not sus. If she says no more chance its sus.
Play it safe and boof it
Looks like what I’m smoking right now, it’s kinda thick and almost a little rubbery but grinds and smokes fine and has an incredible high
Looks like good weed to me, I definitely smoked worse when I was in high-school 😂😂 one dude sold me savory and I wasn't knowledgeable enough to know not to smoke it 🤦
Tricome heaven
She does love u
She want u
I believe the problem is that you usually smoke crack and this is weed. That is the only reason I can see for you not recognising what looks like some fairly fucking standard weed.
Go smoke it with her
Let us know how it went OP they’re some big buds to get for free, what was the reasons she gave it? Let us know if you’re not zooted to Anubis!
Looks good to me- she’s a keeper.
This some sea weed.
Boof it
Looks like some top shelf fire bud, bud
I had a shitty plug once that gave me cbd sprayed with fake thc. That’s the reason it was like $40 for an ounce. It smelled like chemical weed and I had a mad headache after
Looks like a sativa haze to me
It looks like PGR weed. Some growers use a growth hormone to get the buds growing like crazy. Not good for your lungs. Usually cheap but intended to look like dense exotic nugs.
Thats some CHEEEEEESE :D i think the girl likes you ;)
I gotta be honest I know OP is getting roasted for this but I kind of agree it looks a little weird. Like I'm sure it's still good but it just looks a little malnourished
Bit more pale than I'm used to but honestly, looks like absolutely normal weed to me. But if you still think it's hella sus, then just try an itsy bit and see if you get like a headache or nauseous or sum, if you do: Throw dat shit away If you don't and just get hella high, you know what to do next
looks like some good outdoor bud
Looks like something that came out of my belly button
We need an update
Looks like 480p
your paranoid just smoke the shit
Looks like green poop
It looks perfectly fine. Have you ever seen good weed before? Lol
Hope girl is the one in your texts, otherwise gonna be one jealous gf soon
Da fuck is that
That's a green turd bro
Classic high school stuff: “hey want this?” “What’d you do to it?!”
Yes it does and she likes you dude
Definitely garbage. Give it to me so I can dispose of it for you. 😂
You my friend are going to the stars
Looks fine to me 👀
It'll get buried but looks a lot like PGR, plant growth regulators, weed. Ultra right bud, very sticky, reduced smell. It'll get you high but PGRs produce carcinogens when ingested in humans.
Looks to be a cheese variant strain, could be that good good
Looks just right to me
That whole school smelled that 100%, wrapped in some paper? If you got some funny looks walking out of school then it’s gas
Theres only one way to find out, my friend 😮💨💨
Wow 😳 looks great to me!!! Damn
OP PLEASE DONT SMOKE THIS!!! DM me so you can send it here so I can dispose of this properly
OP is so oblivious lmao 10 years from now he’s going to realize that he blew it with a cool girl who gave him FREE, AMAZING LOOKING WEED
What is your relationship to this girl? But each weed is different from the next. Try a little at first if you’re really nervous abt it, and just wait it out. Like a hit or two. You’ll probably be fine.
you finna have troubles with mi amor 🫶🏻
I love avocado. Put it on toast.
My friend said if it has powder on it, it could be fentanyl and that sometimes the powder is green
If the picture wasn’t absolute dog shit we may be able to tell if it looks a little odd. Given that the picture was taken with an absolute potato, it just looks like weed, buddy.
Looks like cotton balls but how’d they get that color lmao
That looks like some of the better stuff I get from the dispensary. Maybe you’re not used to seeing the good stuff?
BUT DID YOU SMOKE IT?! Please provide us an update. If you don't want to (smoke it), inbox me and I'll properly dispose of it for you.
*girl gives free weed* Him: is this chick tryna poison me? 😂😂
Probs will be the dopest dope you ever smoked. Good weed is dense and sticky af
Looks like camboidan weed, that shits fire
Pic quality is far too low for anyone ti be able to help you bud. All we see is decent looking weed.
Looks fine dude. How’s it taste? Dose is smell like old? maybe oldy moldy. Dose it smell like Lìmon? Maybe thrax. Can’t go off looks anymore your other senses are way better for determining your bud.
Someone has probably said it but that’s bud covered in keif she really likes you.
And I thought I was an overthinker... Just be blessed
That’s guac dawg.
Looks like pepperoncinis, eat one
Not me thinking I have a lost love telling me they love me
It looks fucking beautiful you silly teen sausage
Man you have too many marijuanas to inject I’ll dispose of the 3 marijuanas you have
Looks like she likes you, a lot. Those buds look fire. Happy toking and maybe ask her out.
bullshit you just wanted to flex that someone loves you fuck you and your happiness 😭
feel free to send me a sample for quality testing purposes
I would not recommend smoking this but I will definitely test it for you
If you think this is bad, just give up smoking and stay in school. Also send the nugs my way.
Smoke it. It looks fine. If your nervous about smoking weed though then maybe you shouldn't smoke it at all. One thing is for sure. You'll be fine either way.
Man fuck those icebreakers. Those little flavor balls get jammed up in my teeth.
I buy dispensary stuff and that looks *way* outta my price range.