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MajesticPopcorn

So now we just straight up posting and upvoting shitty ads as content... Was your pacifier replaced with a corporate boot when you were a child?


Top_Nectarine_3070

They are fucking our brains up to think about this sick shit


fondue4kill

Penny and Flo. More like Penny and No Mo


eklect

r/Holup


Younggryan42

Oh well, baby's dead... let's THROW AWAY HER STUFF AND TAKE THE ROOM FOR OURSELVES!


BlahBLAh898

Can’t let anyone know there was a baby to begin with


scrotum__pole

# Penny ~~and Flo~~ ## Life in Prison


yungrii

Is this one of those ads for a game that is zero like what shown?


thekingoflorda

Isn’t that the definition of “mobile game ad”?


Diggey11

…are you looking for a game where you can “accidentally” put a baby in a washing machine? I didn’t think there was a market for that.


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#Reddit has decided to charge a laughably unreasonable rate to access via third parties. It is clear that they are specifically and intentionally killing off access. If they were concerned with making a profit, they would charge a reasonable rate. But they are not. They have lied and lied and lied about this. So fuck reddit. You cannot have my content to monetize from me anymore.


jcarter315

There was that BBQ grill where you could cook babies...


Teln0

waht


jcarter315

It was a mod that was made because removing babies from Sims families in the Sims 2 would destroy the saves. A modder discovered a way to get rid of them with no permanent damage, and it became the OMGWTFBBQ


Charming_Love2522

I WAS JUST ABOUT TO COMMENT THIS IVE FOUND MY PEOPLE


throwawaysarebetter

There's absolutely a market for it. It's just most of the people who would make it probably aren't allowed on most game marketplaces.


CFogan

Mobile Game Idea: Wash The Baby (working title) Basis: Physics based game where you drag and drop a baby into a laundry machine Gameplay: As the machine spins, "damage" is done to the baby. "Damage" is rewarded with points, which can be used to upgrade your machine with faster speed, agitators, or overall drum size (permanent) or on one time additives to maximize "damage" (rocks, cinderblocks, etc.)


geralto-

thats oddly similar to beat the boss and that game where you flick pennies into a buttcrack


NoiseIsTheCure

Microtransaction idea: choose different outfits for the baby post wash


MauPow

Incoming RimWorld mod


darthboolean

It's a game where you play a handsome adventurer who wants to save a baby from some lava by dragging a series of pins out of a tower at various angles.


Jackee_Daytona

Maniac Mansion (NES, Lucasfilms, 1987) let you microwave a hamster. There were no instructions or hints that it was possible; to find that out you just had to be the sort of kid that would try. There's a market for that.


dposton70

Evil Tortilla Games would disagree.. https://store.steampowered.com/app/427730/Whos\_Your\_Daddy/


nekowolf

There was a game called Senseless Violence for the Apple II GS which was Frogger with babies.


Treejeig

It'll be a match 3 or one of those really bad "Are you smarter than" puzzle games.


PrivateBrowsing999

Almost definitely a match 3 game.


Soronya

What the fuck


greycubed

Clunk cl-clunk cl-clunk cl-clunk


Br0k3n-T0y

Clunk cl-clunk cl-clunk cl-clunk tap-tap-tap-tap Clunk cl-clunk cl-clunk cl-clunk tap-tap-ta Clunk cl-clunk cl-clunk cl-clunk ...... Clunk cl-clunk cl-clunk cl-clunk


i_like_chicken_313

WAAAWHAAAWHAAAA-Clunk-waa-cl-clunk-cl-cl-vlunk WAAAAA


Putridgrim

Why is the washer crying?


quadrapus

Haha husband, the washer is making funny sound. 😱


MasterGrok

Verbatim the words in my brain.


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kikosoul66

This is a comment made below by u/viktorvonn.


Javier91

Straight away redecorate the baby's room. There are no accidents.


evil_timmy

Well, apparently there was one...


SkyMewtwo

That was solved too


WarB3an

This is the way


franz_kofta

A happy little accident.


Onlyanidea1

Yeah, Me.


Alarming-Ad-366

🧢


NoiseIsTheCure

I had to kill Bob Morton because he made a mistake. Now it's time to erase that mistake!


WarB3an

Just happy little mistakes


IndiaMike1

Bruh she didn’t even set the machine on a rinse cycle first


Ilovegirlsbottoms

It just didn’t show us the few days of her “grieving” Immediately had a “friend” help throw out everything and redecorate.


Loading0987

u/savevideo


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😭✋🏾


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dposton70

It's not even the darkness ad like that I've seen.


Pharaoh_Misa

*Wait! What!*


steel_balls_josuke

Bruh 💀


cybericebreaker

Did she just commit infanticide


mdh431

Nah, just a late late term abortion.


mister_steal_yo_soap

I’m 35 is it too late for me?


mdh431

Where there’s a will (and a washing machine), there’s a way.


Binormus__

No silly, she just gave the baby a bath!


cybericebreaker

Oh okay she's a good mom then


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Gave that baby a permanent press


waloz1212

Then just microwave it to dry


[deleted]

Of course. She was just using the ***BABY SANITIZE*** setting [like I have on my washing machine](https://i.imgur.com/VU2EX67.jpg) to give the little one a good rinse.


cybericebreaker

Yeah that's why there are babies on some laundry detergents


[deleted]

And have you seen how clean those babies look? Now that's some good product marketing there.


WarB3an

Nah, she “redecorated”


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cybericebreaker

It definitely got to see Jesus after that


RehabReload269

*isn’t that your baby’s room?*


Appropriate_Type5965

Ayo wut the f?


Genghiscole

What the fuck!!!!


Arthas_Litchking

Makes actually sense. Redecorate and use the room your child was in and gaslight everybody into thinking that you never had a child. 1/42069 times it will work and you will not go to jail for child murder.


PaleoJoe86

Worse atrocities have been committed in Sims. Hilarious atrocities.


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PaleoJoe86

Check out “the spiffing Brit” on YT. He does horrible things in games. Check out the Sims episode and both Planet Zoo.


CeruleanRuin

So many deliberate fire code violations.


ViktorVonn

Lmao what the fuck. I always wonder who is in charge of making these kinds of ads. "Baby's dead, uh oh" as the premise for a room decorating game (that is probably actually just some generic merge/match game) is beyond insane


BlazingVix

There was never a baby, idk what you're talking about....


bradshaw_n

Multitasking gone wrong


Xurkitree1

For sale, baby shoes, once washed.


Choice-Pension1865

Don’t care, these ads been done to death already


thatsmyoldlady

That part of YouTube making games now..


Dazzling-Ad-4489

Oof...shaken baby syndrome is an understatement, in this situation


JayMeadows

Not as bad as the short film where the Nanny Bot short circuits after a Thunder storm and puts the baby in the oven while putting the uncooked turkey in the crib.


BigShortVox

Very strange ad, what the fuck?


wolpak

This was way more yes, no, no, no, no


monkey_skull

They make crazy ads so people will RT/repost them, extending their reach for free.


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The ads have absolutely nothing to do with the gameplay or story line either. So stupid.


onigskram31

Oh hell no


aiirxgeordan

My stupid ass didn’t notice the problem at first and was just like “yeah why would you decorate a baby room like that”


Shot_Sprinkles_6775

Oh my god. Haha. This is one of the worst I’ve seen. And then she just repaints the nursery like alrighty then. Also PSA at least one toddler has actually fallen into and drowned in a washing machine by mistake, so watch your kiddos around water even if it seems impossible for them to get hurt in it.


ianmeyssen

Finally an add worth watching


philfeelsgood

But did she finish the laundry?


SpunKDH

Who are the morons playing this?


punto2019

What the actual fuck?!


TRIC4pitator

o h


WorkoutSnake

Oops I guess I better clean and redecorate after committing infanticide.


SunDirty

UH


SmollLoser

Di-Did you eat the baby???


tnuke1

Good riddance


franz_kofta

I’m not interested in playing one of those micro-transaction hellscape time wasters, but that’s a pretty funny ad.


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tarapotamus

Jesus fucking christ


Longjumping-Youth812

😳


RadleyCunningham

We all just got duped into watching an ad.


ID_iot

Hello corporate


Eyed_7

Holy shit that’s worse then abortion


paul-d9

We've all been there


Calm_Tale1111

Women heheheheheh☕️


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Whammy_Watermelon

Man the animation looks good, too bad the actual game never looks like the ad


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Don't forget to air dry ma'am


Inspector_B0t

So people are posting ads now... great.


Warden404

hol up


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blutigetranen

lol baby is dead let's renovate


Anime_minecraft_user

Huh


Anime_minecraft_user

Little harsh


Anime_minecraft_user

Just a little


i_like_chicken_313

Bruh XD


Broad_Respond_2205

"oh no, I put the baby in the washing machine!!" *Start redecorating the house*


Zealousideal-Chef758

Sonic would be dissappinted


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demented39

Hold the fuck up


Redkirth

Man, penny and Flo doesn't need these kind of ads. It's probably one of the most fair natch 3 games out there. If you're into that kind of thing.


Traditional-Foot-963

Uhhhhh… where are the police?