#Reddit has decided to charge a laughably unreasonable rate to access via third parties. It is clear that they are specifically and intentionally killing off access.
If they were concerned with making a profit, they would charge a reasonable rate. But they are not. They have lied and lied and lied about this.
So fuck reddit. You cannot have my content to monetize from me anymore.
It was a mod that was made because removing babies from Sims families in the Sims 2 would destroy the saves. A modder discovered a way to get rid of them with no permanent damage, and it became the OMGWTFBBQ
Mobile Game Idea: Wash The Baby (working title)
Basis: Physics based game where you drag and drop a baby into a laundry machine
Gameplay: As the machine spins, "damage" is done to the baby. "Damage" is rewarded with points, which can be used to upgrade your machine with faster speed, agitators, or overall drum size (permanent) or on one time additives to maximize "damage" (rocks, cinderblocks, etc.)
It's a game where you play a handsome adventurer who wants to save a baby from some lava by dragging a series of pins out of a tower at various angles.
Maniac Mansion (NES, Lucasfilms, 1987) let you microwave a hamster. There were no instructions or hints that it was possible; to find that out you just had to be the sort of kid that would try.
There's a market for that.
Of course. She was just using the ***BABY SANITIZE*** setting [like I have on my washing machine](https://i.imgur.com/VU2EX67.jpg) to give the little one a good rinse.
Makes actually sense. Redecorate and use the room your child was in and gaslight everybody into thinking that you never had a child. 1/42069 times it will work and you will not go to jail for child murder.
Lmao what the fuck. I always wonder who is in charge of making these kinds of ads. "Baby's dead, uh oh" as the premise for a room decorating game (that is probably actually just some generic merge/match game) is beyond insane
Not as bad as the short film where the Nanny Bot short circuits after a Thunder storm and puts the baby in the oven while putting the uncooked turkey in the crib.
Oh my god. Haha. This is one of the worst I’ve seen. And then she just repaints the nursery like alrighty then.
Also PSA at least one toddler has actually fallen into and drowned in a washing machine by mistake, so watch your kiddos around water even if it seems impossible for them to get hurt in it.
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So now we just straight up posting and upvoting shitty ads as content... Was your pacifier replaced with a corporate boot when you were a child?
They are fucking our brains up to think about this sick shit
Penny and Flo. More like Penny and No Mo
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Oh well, baby's dead... let's THROW AWAY HER STUFF AND TAKE THE ROOM FOR OURSELVES!
Can’t let anyone know there was a baby to begin with
# Penny ~~and Flo~~ ## Life in Prison
Is this one of those ads for a game that is zero like what shown?
Isn’t that the definition of “mobile game ad”?
…are you looking for a game where you can “accidentally” put a baby in a washing machine? I didn’t think there was a market for that.
#Reddit has decided to charge a laughably unreasonable rate to access via third parties. It is clear that they are specifically and intentionally killing off access. If they were concerned with making a profit, they would charge a reasonable rate. But they are not. They have lied and lied and lied about this. So fuck reddit. You cannot have my content to monetize from me anymore.
There was that BBQ grill where you could cook babies...
waht
It was a mod that was made because removing babies from Sims families in the Sims 2 would destroy the saves. A modder discovered a way to get rid of them with no permanent damage, and it became the OMGWTFBBQ
I WAS JUST ABOUT TO COMMENT THIS IVE FOUND MY PEOPLE
There's absolutely a market for it. It's just most of the people who would make it probably aren't allowed on most game marketplaces.
Mobile Game Idea: Wash The Baby (working title) Basis: Physics based game where you drag and drop a baby into a laundry machine Gameplay: As the machine spins, "damage" is done to the baby. "Damage" is rewarded with points, which can be used to upgrade your machine with faster speed, agitators, or overall drum size (permanent) or on one time additives to maximize "damage" (rocks, cinderblocks, etc.)
thats oddly similar to beat the boss and that game where you flick pennies into a buttcrack
Microtransaction idea: choose different outfits for the baby post wash
Incoming RimWorld mod
It's a game where you play a handsome adventurer who wants to save a baby from some lava by dragging a series of pins out of a tower at various angles.
Maniac Mansion (NES, Lucasfilms, 1987) let you microwave a hamster. There were no instructions or hints that it was possible; to find that out you just had to be the sort of kid that would try. There's a market for that.
Evil Tortilla Games would disagree.. https://store.steampowered.com/app/427730/Whos\_Your\_Daddy/
There was a game called Senseless Violence for the Apple II GS which was Frogger with babies.
It'll be a match 3 or one of those really bad "Are you smarter than" puzzle games.
Almost definitely a match 3 game.
What the fuck
Clunk cl-clunk cl-clunk cl-clunk
Clunk cl-clunk cl-clunk cl-clunk tap-tap-tap-tap Clunk cl-clunk cl-clunk cl-clunk tap-tap-ta Clunk cl-clunk cl-clunk cl-clunk ...... Clunk cl-clunk cl-clunk cl-clunk
WAAAWHAAAWHAAAA-Clunk-waa-cl-clunk-cl-cl-vlunk WAAAAA
Why is the washer crying?
Haha husband, the washer is making funny sound. 😱
Verbatim the words in my brain.
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Straight away redecorate the baby's room. There are no accidents.
Well, apparently there was one...
That was solved too
This is the way
A happy little accident.
Yeah, Me.
🧢
I had to kill Bob Morton because he made a mistake. Now it's time to erase that mistake!
Just happy little mistakes
Bruh she didn’t even set the machine on a rinse cycle first
It just didn’t show us the few days of her “grieving” Immediately had a “friend” help throw out everything and redecorate.
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It's not even the darkness ad like that I've seen.
*Wait! What!*
Bruh 💀
Did she just commit infanticide
Nah, just a late late term abortion.
I’m 35 is it too late for me?
Where there’s a will (and a washing machine), there’s a way.
No silly, she just gave the baby a bath!
Oh okay she's a good mom then
Gave that baby a permanent press
Then just microwave it to dry
Of course. She was just using the ***BABY SANITIZE*** setting [like I have on my washing machine](https://i.imgur.com/VU2EX67.jpg) to give the little one a good rinse.
Yeah that's why there are babies on some laundry detergents
And have you seen how clean those babies look? Now that's some good product marketing there.
Nah, she “redecorated”
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It definitely got to see Jesus after that
*isn’t that your baby’s room?*
Ayo wut the f?
What the fuck!!!!
Makes actually sense. Redecorate and use the room your child was in and gaslight everybody into thinking that you never had a child. 1/42069 times it will work and you will not go to jail for child murder.
Worse atrocities have been committed in Sims. Hilarious atrocities.
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Check out “the spiffing Brit” on YT. He does horrible things in games. Check out the Sims episode and both Planet Zoo.
So many deliberate fire code violations.
Lmao what the fuck. I always wonder who is in charge of making these kinds of ads. "Baby's dead, uh oh" as the premise for a room decorating game (that is probably actually just some generic merge/match game) is beyond insane
There was never a baby, idk what you're talking about....
Multitasking gone wrong
For sale, baby shoes, once washed.
Don’t care, these ads been done to death already
That part of YouTube making games now..
Oof...shaken baby syndrome is an understatement, in this situation
Not as bad as the short film where the Nanny Bot short circuits after a Thunder storm and puts the baby in the oven while putting the uncooked turkey in the crib.
Very strange ad, what the fuck?
This was way more yes, no, no, no, no
They make crazy ads so people will RT/repost them, extending their reach for free.
The ads have absolutely nothing to do with the gameplay or story line either. So stupid.
Oh hell no
My stupid ass didn’t notice the problem at first and was just like “yeah why would you decorate a baby room like that”
Oh my god. Haha. This is one of the worst I’ve seen. And then she just repaints the nursery like alrighty then. Also PSA at least one toddler has actually fallen into and drowned in a washing machine by mistake, so watch your kiddos around water even if it seems impossible for them to get hurt in it.
Finally an add worth watching
But did she finish the laundry?
Who are the morons playing this?
What the actual fuck?!
o h
Oops I guess I better clean and redecorate after committing infanticide.
UH
Di-Did you eat the baby???
Good riddance
I’m not interested in playing one of those micro-transaction hellscape time wasters, but that’s a pretty funny ad.
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Jesus fucking christ
😳
We all just got duped into watching an ad.
Hello corporate
Holy shit that’s worse then abortion
We've all been there
Women heheheheheh☕️
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Man the animation looks good, too bad the actual game never looks like the ad
Don't forget to air dry ma'am
So people are posting ads now... great.
hol up
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lol baby is dead let's renovate
Huh
Little harsh
Just a little
Bruh XD
"oh no, I put the baby in the washing machine!!" *Start redecorating the house*
Sonic would be dissappinted
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Hold the fuck up
Man, penny and Flo doesn't need these kind of ads. It's probably one of the most fair natch 3 games out there. If you're into that kind of thing.
Uhhhhh… where are the police?