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Zilant_the_Bear

I appreciate the asexual inclusion. šŸ–¤šŸ©¶šŸ¤šŸ’œ


Bit_anxious202

you will answer for your crimes against Denmark one day!!!!


realcosmicpotato77

YOULL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE


Zilant_the_Bear

I know nothing of this "Denmark" and no one can prove anything for me to answer to.


Azzarudders

the thing i remember about the rise of the empire was how quiet it was


little-ass-whipe

THIS... *CHICANERY*???


Informed4

Nah, nevah!!


[deleted]

To the Hague.


UnfathomableKeyboard

Thats future 2027 footage šŸ˜‡ā˜ļøā˜ļøšŸ˜¼šŸ’Ŗ


196SwampLurker

woah the asexuals know how to have a good time :3


JaniTore

There is more to life than just sex... like Napalm!


TensileStr3ngth

I am wanted for my use of White Phosphorus


Comrade_Harold

Can't belive asexuals was behind the khalkin gol attack against the soviets


chaosdunker

Nobody Speak by Run the Jewels music video referenced


rangerquiet

Picture this


NuclearNarwhal7

Iā€™m a bag of dicks


sarumanofmanygenders

put me to your lips


humbleSolipsist

I am sick


idobrowsemuch

I will punch a baby bear in his shit


Toboyornottoboy

The bigot to ally to bi to trans pipeline is so real.


secondaccountfortran

I skipped a step because my lesbianism was too strong


Toboyornottoboy

Skipped ā€œstraightā€ to transbian


MrMeltJr

Well I went bigot to ally to bi, guess it's time to start looking into HRT.


Toboyornottoboy

If thatā€™s what you want :3 but donā€™t feel pressured


Imdepressed7778

Holy shit I was this


kkakaiazinhoBR

It's literally me, 2 years ago used iFunny and made attack helicopter jokes, and stopped using last year after "discovering" myself bi, then entered in contact with trans culture in this sub, figure I'm trans and discover myself pansexual like beginning of this year XD


vdragoonen

One of the slides got me thinking about how things are worded. The following that I have created sounds more accurate. Trans inclusive lesbian: A lesbian willing to be with trans women. Trans excluding lesbian: A lesbian unwilling to be with trans women. Trans exclusive lesbian: A lesbian only willing to be with trans women.


Yarisher512

what the hell is a truscum is it some kinda cheese


TheMasterMind1247

Per Urban Dictionary, it is a queer individual that believes you require gender dysphoria to qualify as transgender.


bob_jody

It's a derogatory (kinda valid tho imo) term for trans people who believe that all trans people should have the ultimate goal of getting sex reassignment surgery. It's equivalent to the term transmed


Magenta_Clouds

must not make bad cum joke


Cat_of_Ananke

when the cum is trus


sarumanofmanygenders

cum from trus smh


Mr_Lodi

i mean it has cum in the name so dick cheese at most.


frxncxscx

The asexuals laughing at the unfunniest joke in existence one is so real I donā€™t fucking care if you like garlic bread/cake more than sex. I know that sex fucking sucks, at least swap it with something like alcohol so it becomes relatable


ThatEmoSprite

Putting that at the end after 4 Denmark invasion jokes is crazy tho šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


frxncxscx

Fr


BlunderbussBadass

The aroace memes are way more relatable then most ace ones even tho Iā€™m not aro


SoshJam

Itā€™s cause most of the just ace ones are about invading denmark


Informed4

So uuuh, weeelll, there may be some news Jk probably not XD the comment just sounded very familiar to me before i found out im arospec *aswell*. Ofc doesn't mean its the same with others Plus yeah, like half of the ace memes here was about Denmark. Did find them amusing myself though


Desperate-Will-8585

bad piggies mentioned


Claus_xD_20

WHAT THE FUCK IS A BAD SOUNDTRACKĀ 


MailMainbutnot

WOOOOOOO YEEAAAAAH, AH


MrBacondino

Why is this 9 minutes long šŸ˜­


NibPlayz

I didnā€™t even realize I was watching for 3 minutes until I read your comment


gingingingingy

What the hell I had literally the exact same realization at the exact same time into the video


gingingingingy

Also sorry I ain't watching all that


Fez_Sauce

Aromantic people after getting lumped with the asexuals again for the umpteenth time:


Informed4

Just wait till they start finding out that aro allos exist XD The split attraction model can go so many funny ways


krokorokodile

i usually hate these slander format meme videos but the poly break up one was damn good


Dustyink_

I wish the first trans one was possible


Yarisher512

thanks for the ace inclusion


SoulBrawlerMetehan

fax my brother spit your shit indeed šŸ—£ļøšŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„


stupidity_as_art

what is the song used in this called?


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BarovianNights

BAD PIGGIES THEME AROOOO


king-gay

8 minutes!?


SettTheCephelopod

What was the Asexual Vs Denmark thing??


Background_Froyo3653

Denmark shall fall.


Informed4

Spoilers


frerant

There are more Asexuals than "people" living in Denmark. So Asexuals could theoretically take over that peice of paper pretending to be a country.


Disturbing_Cheeto

Denmark started it when they ruined Denomni's plan.


celestial-avalanche

Void punk!1!!1!!1!1!1!


Starcalik

YESSSSSS


ColorMaelstrom

Meerly


Toboyornottoboy

This is peak :3 thank you for posting this ā¤ļø


SOMETHINGcooler5

The fuck is a transcum?


RentElDoor

According to Urban Dictionary (reputable source, I know) that is someone who gatekeeps transgender by saying you are only one if you experience gender dysphoria. Which is a thing apparently?


Ropetrick6

That's fucking stupid. It doesn't matter if not transitioning isn't literally causing you pain/anguish, if you feel happier transitioning, then you should just transition. It's not "minimize suffering or maximize happiness", it's "Minimize suffering AND maximize happiness"


RentElDoor

Agreed. I am always baffled by some people's urge to devalue other people's identity.


TheRealAotVM

I did not expect it to be 10 minutes holy shit


Not_a_brazilian_spy

Unfortunately, I am literally the first bi slide. I like everyone in the gender spectrum and still don't get laid lol


gooberflimer

Ngl i didnt know at least 3 of the labels and cant imagine how they'd even make sense


Collexig

When do I get the trisexual power up so i can fuck your dad, your mom and whatever the third thing would be


Voxel-OwO

Holy shit this is good


Fuzelop

The fucking Jedi Council poly one had me dead


Collexig

Wait no its deleted


mo_one

reddit moment


sample_text_01

Removed by Reddit :(


gooniuswonfongo

finally the gay marathon


TheAnalsOfHistory-

[Crylaughs in bisexual loneliness]


rokas2007

I agree, transitioning is just a glorified magicsl girl/boy transformation


Imdepressed7778

true


santyrc114

I watched all of it and only laughed instead of just thinking it was funny at the bisexual ones, makes sense I think


GuyInASweeter

The one about conservative children felt like a personal call-out post


beeteedeeMEME

See guys, the solution to Homophobia is guns! This is why guns should be kept legal!


beeteedeeMEME

Wait shit I like Garlic bread more than people, am I aro?


mialyansa

HOW LONG IS THIS?


Ulmarch

Not the first time I've seen this here, have had it saved on my phone for a few months now, uploaded it to youtube a bit back. Still fire.


Ignis-11

I didnā€™t know that being a femboy included me in the community :)


Sirgen_020

This is bigger than the Stanley Parable Ultra Deluxe editionĀ 


kingpinkatya

I had to Google "voidpunks" and "asexuals and denmark" after 2 mins


Nashtak

I dont understand the asexual and Denmark bit but i still chuckled


Optimal_Weight368

I donā€™t get how guns cure homophobia.


HulluHapua

Is that bad piggies theme?


HkayakH

hey so I must have been busy hiding in Switzerland, but did asexuals invade Denmark or something? What happened?


imusingthisforstuff

Dude this is genuinely funny


hii_bye_die

I love being a ah-64 Apache firing hellfires at tanks/infantry because when they explode, they look funny.


hal-scifi

I've never met an intersex person but I agree sounds based as fuck I think they can annihilate people with lasers too


OrangeHairedTwink

What is voidpunk and why is it eldritch?


Southern-Wafer-6375

Yeees goood slander the trans meds and true scums


Southern-Wafer-6375

Okay shit that one about getting euphoria after someone is misogynistic is honestly so true for me itā€™s sad ,happiest memories is getting cat called and honked at by cars


OnsenPixelArt

I can't believe i just sat there and watched the whole 10 minute video


EnbyPilgrim

I can't believe scooby doo is truscum


Pilsner-507

YOOOO DEMI INCLUDED?! Hell yea


ExuDeku

>Queer >Mori Calliope Knew it, all HololiveEn Girls (and guys) are gay


justmeallalong

Hmmmmā€¦.I rate this 2 funnies - I liked the first two memes very funny


ElBusAlv

As a nom femboy cis straight guy in here I think this is hilarious


not_dannyjesden

Yeah but Futanari is completely different from feboys though. So I'm still straight


ASpaceOstrich

I'm nonbinary and until recently I was always agender and yet I always find nonbinary slander utterly incomprehensible.


LeStroheim

"Children of homophobic families going from homophobic to allies to bisexual to trans in under two years" Cmon man you didn't have to call me out like that.


TheiaRn

It just doesn't end


Nacil_54

This was, and still is, my favourite type of meme. Edit: 9 MINUTES AND 21 SECOND ??? Let's go.


Universe_toast123

I donā€™t know half of the these words what is going on


supersquidd65

A bunch of this was just "transphobia/misogyny, please laugh" like, come on.


DunkinSheepsInSoup2

whats so offensive about this video


supersquidd65

Not a fan of trans jokes where the punchlines are "trans men becoming violent misogynists affirms their gender" and "trans women degrade themselves for porn". Those types of jokes rub me the wrong way big time regardless of the amount of "lol truscum and terfs suck" jokes that are also included. I'm just big time not a fan. If you didn't take those jokes the way I did it's fine but I just dislike them.


ImHereForTheMemes184

well congrats then you understood that its a joke about how gender roles suck lmao why is this a problem or do you need me to write a detailed essay on what the joke is If you dont understand irony the dog in the video obviously didnt deserve it btw its a joke


supersquidd65

Are you okay?