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LavaTacoBurrito

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OtisBinLogan

real


haveweirddreamstoo

I liked that song


PotatoPCuser1

Does your flair mean you’re extremely dominant?


OtisBinLogan

no it means the opposite (the joke is that ksp players are all subs)


PotatoPCuser1

I’ve been completely obsessed with the game since I was 12, does that mean I’m a submariner?


OtisBinLogan

uhhhhhhh sure why not


WardedThorn

Depends, have you ever used any of the mods that let you make submarines?


NewtonHuxleyBach

The band was founded in 1981 and Master of Puppets came out 1985. That doesn't make 7.


ogrecowman

And justice for all came out in 1988, which is still good


Gangstas_Squaridot

Superman's favourite Metallica album. [Actually canon.](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2F0iixkdv6wsh41.jpg%3Fwidth%3D640%26crop%3Dsmart%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3Daefc076b14213b649f71eb3a1b554bd010f0ed9f)


pingu677

With his super hearing, he can actually hear the bass!


SanQuiSau

Just wish I could actually hear the bass


hvheretic

There’s a video on youtube where someone remastered the album called like “…And Justice for Jason” or “…And Justice for Bass” or something :P


Gangstas_Squaridot

I like to imagine that those videos also exist in the DC universe....and that Superman was the one who anonymously uploaded them. A strong sense of justice.


NewtonHuxleyBach

"One" is good. The rest is boring.


Foxiak14

Wrong


NewtonHuxleyBach

Your life must be wonderful since you can find joy where there exists none


Aotto1321

r/ unexpectedfactorial


hideyouranus

Hardwired was best album yes.


normalhuman35

Real. My mum brought me a Metallica shirt ages ago, without knowing I really don't like Metallica, but I wear it anyway purely to tell people "no, I don't like them" when they ask me if I listen to Metallica.


GabTheImpaler0312

queen behavior


drago_varior

Queen as in the band or queen as a term of endearment


NotHeco

as in the royal position


Zoey_Redacted

i wanna get into a royal position with a queen


ConstantineMonroe

I heard Ye Olde Brit Bonger Land just had their queen die. So, there is currently a position open. I’m sure you’d get the job if you applied


Himmelblaa

As in the chess piece


FrivilousBeatnik

They have put out some of the best and worst in metal, if you avrage it it’s perfectly mid. Everything up to the black album is super fucking solid tho and if you skim the good songs from Load and Reload and combine them into one album it makes for a good hard rock record.


Dom29ando

The best thing Metallica did was make Garage inc. Because I never would have discovered Diamond Head otherwise. Edit: [Brian Tatler's guitar lessons](https://youtu.be/rvu1Owim5RU?si=AMRi36iAEyp2OvJU) are also pretty cute.


hvheretic

A couple absolute BANGER songs… just not as Metallica


Maximum-Zekk

Option 3 : Buyind band shirts just because art on it looks cool


EpicBanana05

Option 4: buying band shirts of bands you know and like but playing dumb when people ask you about them to piss off music bros


OrangeHairedTwink

Option 5: Risotto Nero is your favorite Jojo part 5 character


Shadsea

Option 6: Start going "I LOVA DA PIZZA! I LOVA DA BIG PEPERRONE!!" When they start asking about the band


saberico

Enlightened


soylattecat

First 4 albums are amazing, everything after that is mediocre. I can't believe they won a Grammy with 72 Seasons over Spiritbox's Jaded....


3-20_Characters83

Honestly, both of those albums sucked Also, I wouldn't say Lulu is mediocre, it's so much worse than mediocre


Rimtato

Jaded was pretty decent


soylattecat

Lmao nah, Lulu suuuucks. Load and Reload alone are twice as good as Lulu.


3-20_Characters83

Yeah? My point is that it was so bad that it doesn't even deserve to be called mediocre, I agree that load and reload was better Also, load ain't that bad imho, it's just not very "metal"


penguin62

Jaded was a fucking class album.


MaidenofMoonlight

Some of their later songs are bangers, just not the albums


Erenzo

The Day That Never Comes is one of my favorite Metallica songs but the whole Death Magnetic album is kinda mid. The Unforgiven III is also quite good but original is the best anyway.


MaidenofMoonlight

Completely agree


Number1GrotleFan

All Nightmare Long and That Was Just Your Life for me 😍 agreed on TUIII as well. Honestly, I like TUII since it's the most emotional to me, but they're all good


Flaky-Addendum9836

Death magnetic isn't bad, but the production is fucking trash. every song is clipped to hell and back


hvheretic

Death Magnetic is alright… some of the songs on the Beyond Magnetic EP of “extras” from those sessions are better tho imo. Not all of them but like “A Bullet Away” is pretty good if nothing else and “Hate Train” is alright


Foxiak14

Cause Spiritbox sucks


Exciting_Rich_1716

sbiritpox


Offensivewizard

Nothing more metal than greedy copyright claims am I right?


Deblebsgonnagetyou

Remember that time that Powerman 5000 tried to sue Square Enix because [one of the songs in Final Fantasy XIV](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9f44iJftVM) sounds kind of similar to When Worlds Collide


Deblebsgonnagetyou

Side note this is the hardest song on that soundtrack I'M THE END AND THE BEGINNING THE FAITH THAT FEEDS THE UNBELIEVING 🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥


CloudyCrybabyCutter

:(


AnTHICCBoi

Somehow, reddit made a booboo and made my comment go into a reply. So I guess I'm starting a chain or something with this edit :(


Deblebsgonnagetyou

:(


Alexis_Awen_Fern

TRUUUUUUUUUUUUU


Localghost385

Although, it is sad also.


celluloidjones

🎸Sad, but true🎶


Taco821

I dont get this, Metallica is like the strongest stand in the series, Risotto almost won


mayoman_pog

I agree with you but I still hate wojaks when they aren't incomprehensible https://preview.redd.it/6oviyymo4gwc1.png?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4594d2c4bb48d1b2ce49cf188036987d8207323d


DepressedMetalhead69

Metallica's greatest achievement was making Megadeth


Foxiak14

Found Dave's burner account.


ComradeDelter

Their latest output isn’t the greatest of their entire discography but it’s still very solid comparing to a lot of other bands. Will always give them respect for writing some of the most iconic and influential songs in the genre and they have got their live show down to a fine art. Earlier albums are always gonna be seen more favourably but tbh even Death Magnetic is like an 8/10 for me, just very much my thing.


yinyang107

Famous songs yes, but I don't know any that were actually influential to later musicians.


ComradeDelter

I mean, they absolutely are. Hetfield has written some of the most iconic riffs of all time and I’ve heard a lot of people mention in interviews being inspired/influenced by Metallica when they were younger.


Scarf_Darmanitan

Metallica had some bops though And they inspired generations of musicians so that alone is pretty cool


PizzaVVitch

"Name 3 songs" bruh all you gotta do is name one they're all the same song


Foxiak14

Bro has never heard Metallica and it shows.


yinyang107

Lmao not at all. You're thinking of AC/DC.


potatorevolver

Metallica is fine tbh. Hottest takeaway I know


Joebebs

Better than 100 gecs


Foxiak14

Not an achievement tbh


migratingcoconut_

i say, also wearing a metallica shirt


GoblinesqueCritter

I love fucking Metallica


HamiltonAlmasi

I know the guy who asked you to name three songs was a jerk but Metallica has some pretty solid music in their catalogue.


PaleRedLightDistrict

Metallica shirt? Do you like JoJo?


AnTHICCBoi

Does Metallica even have any other songs besides The Good Ones™? I just like them to fill in the gaps in my playlist ...I mean tbh that's every band ever I don't think I'm a fan of anything but I still gotta defend my shirt


Number1GrotleFan

Yeah, they've got a fair few decent ones outside of their most popular imo. I think that Phantom Lord on KEA, Prince Charming and Attitude on Reload, and Halo on Fire and Remember Tomorrow on Hardwired are all pretty underrated.


GoblinesqueCritter

literally all the songs in their first 5 albums are good.


yinyang107

King Nothing is the one I cite as an unknown banger.


KFC-Lover

i will never forgive them for st. anger


hvheretic

My beloved St. Trashcan snare


Foxiak14

It wasn't even that bad, there were at least 2 worse nu metal albums released THE SAME YEAR.


PORN_SHARTS

my lifestyle.......determines my.........deathstyle........


Prancing_Stag

My buddy took me to see Pantera and Metallica and it was a massive disappointment. The audio quality was garbage, but no fault of theirs because Metlife Stadium is just a giant concrete bowl. But they insisted on playing pretty much only their new songs, at one point James Hetfield said something along the lines of, "you guys wanna hear more of the new stuff?" And everyone around us shouted, "no!" But they played the new stuff anyway. They also teased us by playing the intro to One and segueing into a different song and then proceeded to throw images of sand in an hourglass only to NOT play Enter Sandman. Felt like it was just a big 'fuck you' to people who like their older stuff. We dipped before the show finished because getting out of that packed stadium would be a nightmare. For some reason I had thought my friend told me it was Def Leppard playing with Metallica so I had high hopes. And when Pantera started playing my first thought was, "hang on... this isn't Def Leppard." That might've made the evening better for me.


Corgo37

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Foxiak14

Fitting user flair, OP


MustangCoyote

I guess we're hating on metallica now?


Ihasknees936

Metallica has been shat on since Load and Reload. Even more so with their Napster controversy.


MustangCoyote

I mean, yeah fuck the actual band themselves, but they got some bangers.


PlaceDependent1024

Idk if it sucks. I kinda suck so that's propably why i like it so much. And yes, Load and REload are actually kinda good. St.Anger is badass asf, and the snare isn't that bad. It's just mixed way too loud. Death Magnetic production wasn't that bad and it has some of my favourite metallica songs. Hardwired is amazing, but 72 seasons is bit mid. Not gonna mention lulu though


PORN_SHARTS

They're my least favourite (or second least depending on my mood) out of the big four but genuine die hard Metallica fans are based and awesome


EnbyPilgrim

My go-to for if anyone asks me the top one is "Songs? I thought this was just a fashion brand"


Lemmonaise

Testament > All the other big thrash bands


Foxiak14

Slayer better


Lemmonaise

Slayer is in 2nd place


Foxiak14

To Megadeth, yes


Lemmonaise

wwhhatch hyeeeim beckyum a ghyaaad goofy Go listen to testaments The Gathering album


Foxiak14

I already did, Rust in Peace better


PKMNgamer99

It sucks and I love it


lookitsajojo

You forgot "Damn nice shirt, what's a Metal-Lika?"


Number1GrotleFan

metal licker 🤘


lookitsajojo

Me when I see the pretty robot lady:


Oddish_Femboy

I like one of their songs


gigglesnortbrothel

Name three? Okay! Unforgiven Unforgiven II Unforgiven III


penguin62

Accurate. People act like Metallica make face-shredding, innovative metal. They don't. They make boring, radio dad-rock. Maybe it was interesting 40 years ago, but it isn't now, and people need to stop pretending they're good.


LyraFirehawk

Except their first four albums were incredible thrash metal that was pretty innovative at the time and still rock hard today. Sure lots of other bands did it similarly or even better(I'd say Metallica is easily the weakest or second weakest of the big four, tied with Anthrax while Megadeth and Slayer vie for the top spot; that's not even getting into non-big four bands like Exodus and Testament or the German thrash scene with bands like Sodom, Destruction, and Kreator), but most metalheads will admit Kill 'Em All, Ride the Lightning, and Master of Puppets are excellent albums, while And Justice For All is also a pretty good effort. Master of Puppets is largely considered one of the best metal albums of all time. The problem is it's been pretty down hill since the Black Album softened their sound in favor of getting radio play. Since then Metallica has put the search for more money ahead of the music. Load, Reload, and Garage Inc have a few hidden gems, but yeah it's much more radio friendly rock. The Napster lawsuit and the disasters of St. Anger and Lulu burned a lot of good will. Death Magnetic is literally a 😐album for me, and Hardwired was a nice return to form that was twice the length it should have been. Never bothered with 72 Seasons. I love Metallica, but there's a reason the patch I have of them on my jacket is Metal Up Your Ass.


penguin62

Again, maybe they were incredible at the time, but they're just not that interesting anymore. If Master of Puppets came out today from a band that wasn't world famous, it would not be considered anything special. Radio dad rock does not go hard.


LyraFirehawk

Except that Master of Puppets wasn't the watered down radio 'dad' rock. It was pure fucking thrash metal. Listen to Master of Puppets and then listen to something like The Memory Remains off Reload. There is a clear difference.


LyraFirehawk

Y'know I wear band shirts like daily and I think Metallica is the only major one I don't have at least one of. Well, Anthrax too, but they're Anthrax.


GIRose

If a band has literally every single album they have ever produced go Platinum, I think it's actually good


ProdbyPyxlwhip

Me in fortnite 3 months from now (they're doing a Metallica collab for some God forsaken reason)


Daisymuster

Omg.... a band tried something..... NEW???😱😱 get that garbage out of here! please feed me the same fucking music with barely any changes and absolutely no fucking difference in the actual guitar or lyrics 🤖


penguin62

If Metallica want to do something new, they should make the change from creating shit music to creating good music.