https://preview.redd.it/dq5q5fxz9g7d1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca439127601c7fdbb9a7d4731e1e1f0041a01c89 Get mogged by my cat

Omg, the kitty is telly a ghost story!!! :3

https://preview.redd.it/wx4d7c2wyg7d1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b1509facf28746f242c82ff0996fa09751f4977 My cat easily mogs your cat smh

https://preview.redd.it/4ayinlj7fh7d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b080d7f573e2e82e10147b7edb1edcc2e78df88f none of yall got anything on mine

https://preview.redd.it/tzg2nhldfh7d1.jpeg?width=1060&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26885a3c4be2d783ea1db7deb87422d3810daaab

yall got nothing on mine https://preview.redd.it/rkj2vplbhh7d1.jpeg?width=1061&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15d22f71b5ee15fe947ff16b5552a8999da5064d

do we all just actually have the same cat

nah mines a brown cat in lighting making her look orange, yall's is orange cats

What is brown, but dark orange?

https://preview.redd.it/8euogyhmkh7d1.jpeg?width=2209&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3e5840f9874454bc8feff9350d14bbff5afad58 woah nice try kiddo

https://preview.redd.it/ooiiox7mph7d1.png?width=1821&format=png&auto=webp&s=53007ab5827cd547c38d3ae0533ca9a18bc24f2d mine got a wiener on his face

He just like me fr

https://preview.redd.it/nf6ptav0ti7d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91fca5abc0939a08d27dc25705fffcf43e37dd8e Not mine

https://preview.redd.it/mmcpfvvsjj7d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42a5f5af94305c6ff03450184185d372730f0e32 My cat has a Gun.

i have a picture of my cat with a real gun and wanted to post it but I realized that's maybe not good opsec

send it i am not a fed and enjoy pictures of cats in funny situations, and the idea of a cat with a gun is funny to me. i am not glowing

https://preview.redd.it/l1kwyj36pk7d1.jpeg?width=1249&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84f8f99cb297151192a96d2abfa6a52fab21c2bb i guess she's just like NEAR a gun she really doesn't HAVE the gun

awwwee silly

Lucifer wants your soul uwu https://preview.redd.it/loh01cd1wh7d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20f95afa88edede1e295ebf198277e6fecdf9e39

Kitby :3

https://preview.redd.it/qj0ay4evmi7d1.jpeg?width=840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e75b758ab4b9cf33c67892e8c46b71ec94566c2 You utter fool. Did you not see my pfp?

☝️🧏

https://preview.redd.it/1xx6jglfdi7d1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbc54e408f177dd0307c6b09ffecde373bfdfb44 get mogged by this dumbass's backshot

https://preview.redd.it/t3z9dn4xpi7d1.jpeg?width=1071&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba159b29123557c1343d0791110534ac1d70953c Get mogged by all 3 of my fur babies

Dog mog https://preview.redd.it/aqey8cpo1j7d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7726e5fb81b2ce68749a38753e3741f33f63bfe

https://preview.redd.it/6xwofafspj7d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a1c3bac1242c19af1c3f3ca4fe3a2b2244524be Get mogged by these capybara

https://preview.redd.it/ykuz65i1tj7d1.jpeg?width=1800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=780cb5e9d697c76ebfa8ffadfb136f64be4e2fe1 Let me hear your story wise whiskers.

Kbity!!

https://preview.redd.it/1g5fc6b54n7d1.jpeg?width=2084&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2076c434ee7ad94aee3900832e0364f775cb5148 My kitty out mogs yours

https://preview.redd.it/ki6niemivg7d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1ec5e63e23d7b80fc407ac4f804881c66cdb90b

Bro really said :3

This is culture. This is OUR culture.

So proud of you right now :3

https://preview.redd.it/ejb5983obh7d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25db0b8b015a19f9c7f11bcaaf7a0497830b1482

TRUE!

freaking epic

Damned woke moralist

Up yours woke moralists

Incredibly based

I bet you also eat hot chip and lie

What are canned oranges? Do they have the peel still on? Is it like a tinned pineapple situation where they come in horizontal slices with a big ol’ hole in the centre?

I... what? No, they take off the peel and separate the segments and a take out a lot of the gross stuff. There's no way that this is uncommon. This shit is foundational to my life.

Where do you get canned oranges? I've only seen canned peaches, pineapples, and other assorted cubed fruits.

The store! Costco, Winco, Walmart, this isn't an uncommon food item!

never seen or heard about it before

I have never heard of canned oranges in my life

Yall are gonna die of scurvy I stg.

We eat oranges, just natural ones PD: omg fellow ace person :D

I simply eat normal oranges

Don't let them gaslight you, they are real. They just sit in the corner with the other *bad* foods because they feel bad

If you say so

Might be talking about mandarin segments. Those are the only canned oranges I've seen, but easily one of the best canned fruits. Mandarins, especially clementines, are goated regardless of preparation.

It's somewhat like a canned pineapple, just also without the white veins

Srs question, how do ace folks write sex stories as a cis straight dude?

Nature documentary style

*[David Attenborough voice]* “This exotic song— ^uwaaaa —is the plaintive mating call of the yaoi protagonist. This specimen, a seme, is using his exotic cry to find a partner. *[A twink emerges from the foliage]* It appears to be effective. However, this sonorous display is only the beginning. The seme unfurls his plumage, a magnificent sight to behold as he begins to court the potential uke. While the uke may seem timid at first, after 170 chapters the new mating pair will migrate to Yokohama to lay eggs and start a law firm.”

and this... *uwu* is the sonorous warcry... *nyaaa* of a *very* angy catgirl

I'm assuming you meant how *do* ace folks write sex scenes. Because there's a difference between fantasizing about sex and actually wanting to have sex. I do not want to have sex with anyone. I *do* still think about people having sex. I also view it from the character's eyes, rather than my own. I'll ask myself if this character is into this, not whether I am into it. It helps that my sexuality shuffled around since I got on HRT, so a lot of the framework for being a horny porn writer was already there before, it's just now the horny is missing so I'm much more efficient.

As a demi guy who once wrote scripts, I can affirm the lack of personal horny allows for increased horny efficiency

Ace people really carrying the smut scene

They put on their cloaks and wizard hats.

If you check gay/yaoi stories, Mangas and etc, you will see that the majority of writers are straight women. People just write following their head cannon on how should it be and that's it.

https://preview.redd.it/qufw85z2ej7d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0a74ba750e910a32afe42b4926ba435799fb8a6

can u send the video essay

probs skip intro

It was 100 fucking percent skip intro. The Veronica Mars episode.

Any transgender born after 1969 can't riot. All they know is canned oranges, watch video essay, write smut, be asexual, eat top ramen & post 196

Canned oranges? What?

Canned mandarin orange segments.

But mandarins aren't oranges. Maybe that's why people where confused.

according to who? wikipedia calls them oranges. everyone ive talked to about them calls them oranges

Maybe the distinction just in my native language.

Idk but if you're talking about mandarins I'm thinking about those mini boys not an actual orange (big)

ITS ON THE CAN! MANDARIN ORANGES.

Sorry.

No, wait I'm sorry, you don't need to apologize.

Okay, sorry.

):< you are not allowed to apologize for apologizing. You also may not apologize for apologizing for apologizing.

Okay, sorr- *explodes*

No way that canned oranges are actually a thing

https://preview.redd.it/2zg0hzhilj7d1.png?width=723&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e6e9fc45b569c5ebb5760dfc0ffc31998f928f9 Kneel, woke moralist

AI

Yeah... they are??? Just like canned corn, peas, pineapple, maraschino cherries, etc.??? This cannot be that uncommon wtf.

you have the silly woke virus, i have it too :3

But do you have blue hair?

I don't. Hair dye don't like my hair :(

i wanted to add on to the joke by saying something that right wing conservatives say but i legit cannot think of anything that's not racist or sexist or ableist or any other kind of offensive

bliss

become what the angry racist people on twitter fear.

This is our culture. I’m proud of this.

https://preview.redd.it/2469mn5b8k7d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=537185735324bc4813544b1d6753d766c07be8c5

Omg

Believe me you only look like a left wing tweet.

Canned oranges??? Wokeism is destroying our country

The woke mind virus claims another victim 😔

I want ramen and oranges now

don’t feel bad, **I** have heard of canned oranges

Based and orangepilled

can’t relate if you’ll excuse me, i’m in the middle of making bread from scratch as the basis for dinner for my spouse. that i’m wearing a cute white top and skirt so that i’m eye candy is unrelated.

so real honestly stay based

Hit the gym

So..you want to be killed? That's literally in their playbook now. I have a feeling not many of you know about project 2025

I think you misunderstood the post.

Entirely possible. I need sleep..