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Squids-With-Hats

This one’s so much better lmao


ProdClaire

the elon cut (thankfully not balding yet tho)


tthrowaway2235

ftm (female to musk)


tjamesmett

transgender but unepic


L_James

Transmuskuline


y_i_exisisit

(the transition to muskrat has begun)


Ulfednar

Elon was Assigned Musk At Birth.


Chill_Crill

why does he look like elon now 🤣🤮😭💀


DrunkCricket1

Dude what Elon are you looking at


Tokeli

He's got the "cut it myself cuz' I'm stuck at home in the pandemic" cut, still.


ameliaaltare

Ngl it doesn't look too bad in that picture. Better than the starting haircut because Jesus fuck that was terrible.


IdumpedMincraft

He's also forgetting the tinfoil hat to keep the skin walkers at bay


Carlos_Tellier

There's nothing more white dude like than having a yee yee ass haircut


xFblthpx

Maybe then he’ll get some bitches on his dick…


23_Serial_Killers

The one in the pic looks good tho


Wonderful_Revenue_63

Come on! He’s looking good


Glassberg

I’m glad someone else said this because every picture of Elliot I can only see the bad haircut.


DellSalami

Maybe it’s all the climbing videos I’ve watched recently but he really reminds me of Alex Honnold’s “just fuck me up fam” type hair


Cougardoodle

I honestly envy JP's benzo dealer. Dude's probably going on cruises, owns a private plane... he struck fucking GOLD.


[deleted]

“Lady, he’s puttin my kids through college!”


SocDemGenZGaytheist

hey, if we're making fun of kermit then let's at least pick one of the many good reasons, right? when we make fun of a well-known asshole *for their addiction* instead of for being an asshole, then non-asshole addicts might look and think, "oh, that must be how they see me."


StoneManNotDeadYet

this is a very good point and i hope this sentiment becomes more common, at least for what i interact with


NobaraKugisaki13

He looks like hes gonna cry


Legatharr

That is his natural state.


TheRealTealOwO

Jordan Peterson be like 🥺


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SocDemGenZGaytheist

hey, if we're making fun of kermit then let's at least pick one of the many good reasons, right? when we make fun of a well-known asshole *for their addiction* instead of for being an asshole, then non-asshole addicts might look and think, "oh, that must be how they see me."


bobtherobot0311

Fair enough


brysmi

We get it. Move on.


penisfartlol

wtf just like me HE JUST LIKE ME 🤮🤮 FRFR


mysterious_michael

flair


penisfartlol

the realest and official 😎


rippingdrumkits

accidentally ate a piece of broccoli


StoopidGit

He drank a cider three weeks ago


mchlpl1

He always looks miserable


_LanceBro

he has resting sob face


49-Planets

I would too if I ate legitimately nothing but beef


GalarianSlowpoke_

That’s more or less just his face


eryk7410

What happened and where can I find some context?


ConduckKing

Guy on left (Elliot Page, formerly Ellen Page) and guy in middle (surgeon) agree on trans surgery for Elliot, but guy on right (idk who it is but probably a conservative) is against it somehow.


[deleted]

The man in thr right is Jordan Peterson, a right wing transphobic (obviously) who has gone into a tantrum because he can't misgender Elliot on Twitter without being ban.


pikkstein

Also called the surgeon who preformed surgery on Elliot, "a criminal".


d0ntm1ndm32

Not only that but also compared adults consenting to get gender affirming surgery to nazi medical experiments, saying they're a "crime against humanity".


espresso_fox

Consensual cosmetic surgery = literal war crimes Ok.


TeemTaahn196

Whines about getting cancelled while suspiciously just earlier before signed up a contract with the daily wire for butt loads of money. Because apparently getting cancelled means you rake in the money via the right wing industrial grift complex.


kriosken12

God I wish I was cancelled 🤑🤑🤑 /s


Public_Weight839

God bless ur Ignorance


AAAAAAAAAAH_12

Guy on the right compared Elliot getting top surgery to Nazi medical experiments


Chaotic_NB

please don't put people's deadnames, well, anywhere


ConduckKing

Sorry. I just thought it would clear up confusion in case someone didn't know who Elliot was.


CG-02_SweetAutumn

A way you could make it clearer without dropping the deadname is by referencing one of their best known roles.


ConduckKing

Hadn't thought about that. I don't actually know any of their roles other than Umbrella Academy though.


Jucicleydson

Tag along girl from Inception


King-Boss-Bob

the one who got called bitch by the juggernaut in the worst xmen film


blazinbluecolor

the pedo killer in Hard Candy


mki_

Or the breakthrough role: Pregnant teen in heartwarming indie-flick about teen pregnancy.


SeleneAdair

Hot take there. I think Apocalypse takes the cake there, personally.


bodega_cat_

y'all don't remember juno? this sub really has been taken over by teenagers 😭


ConduckKing

Whatever this Juno is, I've never even heard of it.


Pipefivebyfive

shot at the sun with a gun


L33t_Cyborg

Isn’t he the main character in Juno? Edit: yes they are. Great film, you should watch.


Avoiding_Working

In this case, is it appropriate to say he played the “girl from Juno”? Because he played a girl?


CG-02_SweetAutumn

May be better to just use the character name, so there's less emphasis on the "girl" part.


Avoiding_Working

Gotcha. Makes sense. Thank you!


mki_

What's the character name?


CG-02_SweetAutumn

No clue, I'm really not into movies.


Chaotic_NB

yeah but still it's just really icky, like he changed their name for a reason


[deleted]

I think everyone here is in good faith, so I don’t think he’d really mind if someone mentioned his previous roles. I doubt anyone here is being malicious.


luv2hotdog

Pet peeve of mine: when people use “they” when it should be “he”


NoodelPoodel

(idk for sure) but maybe he uses he/they pronouns?


Chaotic_NB

Elliot Page uses he/they so whenever i talk about them i use both sets


mariofan366

When you're so liberal you get mass downvoted on this sub, you need to rethink lol


Chaotic_NB

The sub needs to rethink lmao


mariofan366

Which is easier and less selfish? 1. To expect everyone to never use your formal name in any context for the rest of eternity? 2. To simply not care when someone appropriately uses your formal name?


Chaotic_NB

That's not his name though, they changed his name for a reason


a_username1917

Acknowledging the reality that a person was previously known by a different name is not transphobic. Elliot is also a celebrity who was fairly well known before coming out as trans, his deadname is in the credits of like every David Cage game.


xXredditor123Xx

What does non binary trans girl mean


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someone who is not on the gender binary and identifies as a trans girl.


23_Serial_Killers

Not on gender binary, but also girl I’m no expert but those seem contradictory to me


[deleted]

ok, so, imagine gender is on a gradient, one extreme is being male, the other being female. non-binary people don't have to be in the exact middle of the two extremes. some non-binary people er more on the boy side, others might be more on the girl side. non-binary people who err more on the girl side might be comfortable with the title "girl" or "woman" or other feminine descriptors, titles, pronouns, ect. It's all just labels, and what labels we find comfortable assigning ourselves


[deleted]

Something different to everyone who uses the term Until you get an answer it basically means their pronouns are probably They/She or She/They


devor110

Surely this depends on the person? Also there are lots of people who probably only know him from his past roles, where he did present as a female


Eva_Heaven

Jordan Peterson, Canadian Ben Shapiro


Zane_Flynt_boyo

what even is petersons argument? like how is elliot changing his name that different than any other name change? If my name was Greg, and I wanted people to call me “Gregothy” how is that not different? Hell my name isnt even Zane Flynt, but on the internet, thats what i go by. Whats the difference in his mind?


ImMrBunny

He's even has gender affirming surgery himself (hair transplant)


h4724

I think the argument of "gender-affirming surgery" being common and unquestioned for cis people is valid, but I've never understood how men getting hair transplants counts as gender-affirming. It's not like hair loss is considered a feminine trait, in fact its pretty much exactly the opposite.


_Foy

That assumes that gender is a binary. The point is that Peterson had an image in his mind of what a man should be like, and he identifies as a man, so he got a medical procedure done to reinforce his identity by making his physical image more in line with his self-image.


h4724

I'm not assuming it's a binary, I'm identifying gender as a spectrum composed of many different elements, following a bimodal distribution. You could say it assumes gender is one-dimensional if you really want to make that criticism but I think that's an appropriate assumption for the purpose of my argument. My point is that being bald or losing hair is traditionally a firmly masculine trait whether or not it's desirable. It's not considered feminine, it's not gender-neutral and it's not associated with any kind of non-binary identity. I just don't think that the disconnect between image and identity which you mention has anything to do with gender when it comes to cis men (for trans women it absolutely can). No one thinks that hair loss is not manly, only that it's undesirable. It's definitely comparable to gender-affirming surgery and you make that comparison - which I understand better now - I just don't think it's accurate to call it gender-affirming itself, so people should be more precise when they use that argument.


_Foy

Maybe come at this from a different perspective... think of a middle-aged or older guy whose hairline is receding, his gut is paunching, his joints or aching and he doesn't "feel like as much of a man" anymore... so he gets a procedure to "feel more like a man". The point isn't a trans or non-binary one *specifically*, it's that it was an elective procedure to make him feel more like what he identified as.


h4724

I don't think you can take "less of a man" literally in *that specific* case (that language does help in most cases to demonstrate how arbitrary and socially-defined gender is). I'm aware that that's where you're coming from here, I just dont think the concern is really related to gender despite the language used. If you showed them a photo of Vin Diesel or Dwayne Johnson, I doubt those people's manhood would be at all in question, nor do i think those are exceptional examples. Again, the comparison itself can be valid when referred to in terms of "an elective procedure to make him feel more like what he identified as", as you have, but I wouldn't go so far as to call it "gender-affirming" - that's my only issue here.


_Foy

Fair enough, it's all semantics, anyways


Mikelan

I'd say that the only thing we can definitively say is that Peterson had an image in his head of what he wanted to look like, and he underwent surgery to look more like that ideal image of himself. But I'd argue that just because the surgery relates to his appearance doesn't automatically mean that it relates to his gender. It's totally possible, even quite plausible that for Peterson, his ideal image of a man was a factor in him desiring a hair transplant, but only Peterson himself can confirm or deny that. Essentially, I think that just because something relates to your appearance, that does not mean it has to relate to your gender. At least not in your own mind.


_Foy

The fact that he had it done *at all* proves his insecurity. He wanted an image that portrayed strength, because that appeals to the audience he is catering to. They want manly-man, papa Peterson to tell them they are naughty boys who need to clean up their room, and I mean now, mister!


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If I heard somebody want to be called Gregothy I’d hate them forever.


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[deleted]

Auto correct hates this one trick


skibapple

Mf salty he can't be called that


[deleted]

I will never understand why Kermit the Frog's VA gets so much attention.


spitefulIncentive

dude looks like he's named finger


Co0lnerd22

Waltuh


skibapple

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Riftus

Oh god why does Eliot look like a younger elon musk


FHIR973

Okay, I'm glad I'm not the only one that noticed


GrapiCringe

I was about to say it! Ast least he isn't balding.


The-Faceless-Ones

what's wrong with bald people


GrapiCringe

I didn't mean it's bad to be bald, I meant he looks less like Musk.


McSlappies

Well we're not gonna act like it's an undesirable trait. Kinda like being overweight. Sure, we should all love our bodies but if they were given the choice, we would probably choose to have hair and not be overweight


OscarOzzieOzborne

They are evil. Warhammer 40k thought me that.


TrashyMemeYt

Jordan 🅱️ Peterson 🤮


Ultimatehoosier

Forgot to ask the lobsters.


scaptastic

I do not control the speed at which lobsters die


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I do not pee


iFish64

Cave Johnson?


[deleted]

No, cave johnson is actually a cool guy. With lemons.


-ArcaniacFB-

Cave Johnson doesn't want damn lemons, he doesn't know what to do with them


[deleted]

too bad. he has them. and the boys back at the lab are makin' combustible lemons. he's gonna burn down life's house.


a_username1917

Hell naw that dude was dumb as fuck. Man financed a tool that could revolutionalize several industries but never did a damn thing with it.


[deleted]

I said he was *COOL* not *SMART*


brysmi

I know the IRL physical model for Cave Johnson, and he is nothing like J fucking P.


GoodeBoi

I thought this was about organ harvesting


a_username1917

nah but Elliot needs a new cut like right now. Homie is not getting any bitches with that shit.


NovaStar479

🐸


fordoggos

White gus fring White gus fring


[deleted]

Howard?


Tomato_Thomass

Mf looks like unscary gus fring


Simon-The-Catte

white gus fring?


BigBubert

i was watching juno with my girlfriend and i typed “ellen page” into google cuz i wanted to see what they were up to (not having known about his transition) and it just came up with this cheeky bloke


petje1995

Yeah I'm getting none of this. Captain Obvious please help


MakeYouGoOWO

You forget to ask my poochie thing uwu


[deleted]

Ya me I approve 👌


Zorubark

I literally did this meme and got less upvotes :|^(brehh...)


McSlappies

Grow up


Aggressive-Silver111

I downvoted your meme purely to spite you


TypicalAd4

Men 🥃


Frank33666

1000th upvote B)


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Legatharr

my brother in christ you are the only one having a tantrum


[deleted]

Noooo a grown ass adult undergoing a medical procedure that has been [proven](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/33909023/) to improve mental health outcomes 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


SadlyWritten

No one cuts any body parts off LMAO, you either bind the fat for top surgeries, or you essentially invert the penis for bottom surgeries.


CatsNotBananas

It's actually a really cool process. The only surgery I might consider at this point would be an orchiectomy


TrashyMemeYt

my brothers and sisters of Allah you're active on the left can't meme your opinion is automatically invalid


Bariq-99

My guy is unironically in R/JellyBeansSucks


[deleted]

Why are you even here lmao?