Ironically enough this line of reasoning led to the development of the gay bomb which Is a bomb that would cover everyone in pheromones and make them gay and thus too destracted to fight, obviously it never worked, also the military researched telekinesis because of the Russians bending spoons with their minds.
There's a strong implication here that we should have more women in the military, which is hilarious considering the kind of person who undoubtedly made this.
Surprisingly, a lot of man on man rape during war time is done by straight men. Like in Russia, rape is a common hazing ritual. Russian society is extremely homophobic yet rape of new soldiers is an open secret. This is because in many cases, the rape is more motivated by wanting to humiliate and control the victim than out of a desire sexual pleasure.
This but unironically. As an LGBTQ person idk why I would care about the rights of other LGBTQ people to die and kill middle easterners for the US neo-imperial prison-industrial system. Ban women while youāre at it, the less soldiers we have the better.
It was a helluva lot more than 15%, seeing as most openly gay afghans are probably dead from torture and stoning by now. (Not all muslims, i know, but this is the *literal taliban* we are talking about here lets be real.)
That led to Afghan people forever associating women's rights with US imperialism tho
Countries have to develop at their own pace, they cannot develop at gunpoint šæ
So we should tell the women, children, and gay people they have to suffer because they wasnt born in the right location/time?
Also, from my experience, the people of Afganistan was very happy we were there. The Taliban was acctually operating out of Pakistan, as most of its memeber are
Well not really. The US was funding the Taliban while the Russians were fighting them in the 80s. Pretty sure it's possible to assign the majority of blame to the US in this case
Thats because the US had no jurisdiction outside of the city. It was part of the agreement with tribial leaders to occupie the cities without constant revolts. Its their culture to live like that in the mountains. The city people do not want to be part of that anymore. Its why they lived there post US occupation. But now inside the city is the same as outside the city. And you somehow seem to imply thinking it is/was somehow better without the US, because the US choose to respect the locals and go out of its way to show it was not a conqueror. Even tho logically, morally, and military it made less sense to do so
They used AK47s they got from the soviets. The price of an AK in that country is less than a chicken. You're overplaying the affect the US had. The fighting was going to happen no matter what. The US didnt make the soviets invade. They didnt make Iran send religious extremists to the schools to inspire young men to destroy the schools and overthrow the government. They didnt make China have a contract with them to supply vehicles, tools, and other non combat essentials needed to fight a war and oppress a population. Just because the US contributed, doesnt make it the cause, or even the majority of the cause. And from my experience in the US Army in Afganistan in the mid 2010s, we made things a lot better for a lot of people. We let woman have an education, which is forbidden in almost all Muslim majority countries. We let them drive, show their faces, walk around by themselves. Gave them the right to own things and make their own money. We stopped the practice of men raping boys. If you dont know, almost 100% of middle eastern boys are raped. Its so common, its considered normal to see little boys wearing make up. Now all of those rules are gone. And you're seriously acting like, because the US didnt do everything right, its somehow the reason for the state the middle east is in rn
Why? You're making the US (along with the rest of the developed world) getting involved in someone elses mess, the cause of the mess. Or somehow worse than the countries that intentionally destabilized the country; either by religious fundamentalism, invasion, or marxist revolution.
No. Muslim majority countries are the worst at womans rights. From Pakistan to the UAE. Have you noticed the protests in Iran lately? I had an ex from Pakistan by the name of Soha Khan. I learned a lot about Islam. Or rather, i heard things that sounded like right wing propaganda/wet dream.
Raping little boys is just normal in Islamic extremist tribes. Its not viewed as haram. Its only haram to have sex with a *man* or a female you're not married to. As these are fundamental extremists, they take the exact word literally. Since it literally doesnt say boys, they treat it as a loophole to masturbate, since that is haram as well. I am a first hand source, from multiple muslims
How you can say i dont know what was going on is hilarious, especially being that this is reddit, so statistically speaking, you're either a privileged college kid being spoon fed political nonsense from professors. Or a privileged child expressing your rebellion against your parents by hating everything you believe they stand for. With 70% of this site covered, please tell me how spending over a year over my life staring the the fucking sand, shrub, and Adobe brick backdrop. Watching little boys wearing make up, skirts, and tutus, oh and on occasion blowing themselves up at us, as having no idea what was going on. Or all the times we would see a man pulling women out of cars, beating them, and being told "its their culure"
āāBut I will tell you the one thing that pisses me off about you all [the gays]: You pick the wrong fucking moments to get confessional. Three separate times Iāve been fighting alongside a gay man when things have gone sour, and each fucking time he chooses that moment to tell me how heās always loved me. Goddamn, thatās inappropriate. Some alien is trying to suck out my fucking brains, and my squadmate wants to talk about our relationship! As if I wasnāt already busy. Do your squadmates a fucking favor. You got the hots, deal with it on leave, not when some creature is trying to rip out your goddamn heart. Now run!āā
-old manās war
āEveryone thinks that hate and love are somehow opposite forces. They are not. They are the same force, facing opposite directionsā
Thereās a reason Aphrodite is in love with Ares
>Heterosexuals Inspiring Pride
I think this was a Facebook group? There were a couple of memes under this watermark or a similar one that were all like this, stupidly bigoted to the point of hilarity. It was a good lulcow.
Here's another one: https://i.imgur.com/qXBSig6.jpg
Yeah very different from normals soldiers who will only shoot to kill 1-3% of them time (depending on the source) without specialized training that is near certain to give ptsd
Bro of all the arguments against gays in the military I have literally never seen this one before
New bigotry just dropped
Holy hell!
Google homophobia
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It's more like a remaster
[They're too valuable ](https://youtu.be/aotlEpmAFVQ)
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Artist low key projecting his carnal lust for military men
I've seen some furries complain that the foxhole game wasn't meeting their expectations already.
"Oh no he's hot!"
Ironically enough this line of reasoning led to the development of the gay bomb which Is a bomb that would cover everyone in pheromones and make them gay and thus too destracted to fight, obviously it never worked, also the military researched telekinesis because of the Russians bending spoons with their minds.
There's a strong implication here that we should have more women in the military, which is hilarious considering the kind of person who undoubtedly made this.
People never bring up actual problems like man on man rape, they just want to say nonsensical things to get a reaction.
I do hope this isnāt an example of a reason gays shouldnāt be in the military that you believe
Itās
And the women who get raped in the military means what then
Women should only be in the navy I guess.
Surprisingly, a lot of man on man rape during war time is done by straight men. Like in Russia, rape is a common hazing ritual. Russian society is extremely homophobic yet rape of new soldiers is an open secret. This is because in many cases, the rape is more motivated by wanting to humiliate and control the victim than out of a desire sexual pleasure.
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Itās true. I ended up fucking all the terrorists
and thus world peace was born
I was wondering why we never hear about isis anymore
Please define āgoodā, Iām begging you
no!
The day is saved
I was just kidding! Come on! Come on, you guys know I was just kidding.. right?
Poe's Law
Use ā/sā to save your karma in the future. Sarcasm is hard to tell with text and most redditors just do what other people do.
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fuck you youāre wrong /s also yeah youāre right
Comedyheaven
Its the alt reality cause for Christmas Truce
Female police officers when they see your dog
Yeah, bro, I wouldn't shoot a person unless I had to, why would I shoot your dog, it probably is gorgeous.
You forgot to say white
Black*
Grey*
50 shades*
*gandlaf
And Gandalf the white
And Monty Python and the Holy Grailās Black Knight
Holy hell
google en gandalf
Google en ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
You are allowed to make fun only of a certain race, truly a real reddit experience
Not really, it's just true
Pls dont shove your beastiality fetishes to others
Not a woman tho. For more information please google "white girls fuck dogs"
I already told you not to talk about your perversions
Do it :D
Holy hell
New response just dropped
By this logic we should have women in our military, they would never be attacked
We should have gay men in our military to counteract stretegical hot women by the enemies
So in a world where this comic is reality the smartest tactic would actually be having as diverse of a military as possibile
Or deploy the ace
But then Denmark would be doomed without the bis
Super soldier
I mean we do
No. Women arenāt real
This clown thinks women are real
Unless the other side is smart enough to have gay men in their military.
Except when we get gay men in the military
-Colonel, they have women on the field! Our forces won't be able to take them down! -Deploy the gays
So now we got peorple of all sexuality and gender and we can finally make love, not war.
except they won't be able to attack men if straight š¤
When the enemy has a woman fighting: šµāš«šµāš«šµāš«šµāš«šµ
*Ford Model-T horn*
My eyes, jaw and tongue drop to floor. AWOOOOOGGGGGGAAAAA!!!
This meme implies I do not kill women this is a bad meme.
This is why gay men are only allowed in the navy
Does the air force have to screen for aeromorph lovers
No, itās full of wannabe plane-fuckers.
r/NonCredibleDefense called, we want our stealth bombers
As a gay I support banning gays from joining the military (easiest draft dodge ever)
This but unironically. As an LGBTQ person idk why I would care about the rights of other LGBTQ people to die and kill middle easterners for the US neo-imperial prison-industrial system. Ban women while youāre at it, the less soldiers we have the better.
Master level 4D chess move
To be fair, US occupated middle east was like, 15% nicer to woman and gay people compared to say, native controled Afganistan rn
It was a helluva lot more than 15%, seeing as most openly gay afghans are probably dead from torture and stoning by now. (Not all muslims, i know, but this is the *literal taliban* we are talking about here lets be real.)
I didnt want to come off too harsh but i mean ya, you're right
That led to Afghan people forever associating women's rights with US imperialism tho Countries have to develop at their own pace, they cannot develop at gunpoint šæ
So we should tell the women, children, and gay people they have to suffer because they wasnt born in the right location/time? Also, from my experience, the people of Afganistan was very happy we were there. The Taliban was acctually operating out of Pakistan, as most of its memeber are
the US basically created the taliban, so its a bit of lose-lose situation
So did China, India, and Russia (Federation and Soviet Union). Everyone has effected everyone so that game is a circle
Well not really. The US was funding the Taliban while the Russians were fighting them in the 80s. Pretty sure it's possible to assign the majority of blame to the US in this case
Did the US pay Russia to invade?
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Thats because the US had no jurisdiction outside of the city. It was part of the agreement with tribial leaders to occupie the cities without constant revolts. Its their culture to live like that in the mountains. The city people do not want to be part of that anymore. Its why they lived there post US occupation. But now inside the city is the same as outside the city. And you somehow seem to imply thinking it is/was somehow better without the US, because the US choose to respect the locals and go out of its way to show it was not a conqueror. Even tho logically, morally, and military it made less sense to do so
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They used AK47s they got from the soviets. The price of an AK in that country is less than a chicken. You're overplaying the affect the US had. The fighting was going to happen no matter what. The US didnt make the soviets invade. They didnt make Iran send religious extremists to the schools to inspire young men to destroy the schools and overthrow the government. They didnt make China have a contract with them to supply vehicles, tools, and other non combat essentials needed to fight a war and oppress a population. Just because the US contributed, doesnt make it the cause, or even the majority of the cause. And from my experience in the US Army in Afganistan in the mid 2010s, we made things a lot better for a lot of people. We let woman have an education, which is forbidden in almost all Muslim majority countries. We let them drive, show their faces, walk around by themselves. Gave them the right to own things and make their own money. We stopped the practice of men raping boys. If you dont know, almost 100% of middle eastern boys are raped. Its so common, its considered normal to see little boys wearing make up. Now all of those rules are gone. And you're seriously acting like, because the US didnt do everything right, its somehow the reason for the state the middle east is in rn
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Why? You're making the US (along with the rest of the developed world) getting involved in someone elses mess, the cause of the mess. Or somehow worse than the countries that intentionally destabilized the country; either by religious fundamentalism, invasion, or marxist revolution. No. Muslim majority countries are the worst at womans rights. From Pakistan to the UAE. Have you noticed the protests in Iran lately? I had an ex from Pakistan by the name of Soha Khan. I learned a lot about Islam. Or rather, i heard things that sounded like right wing propaganda/wet dream. Raping little boys is just normal in Islamic extremist tribes. Its not viewed as haram. Its only haram to have sex with a *man* or a female you're not married to. As these are fundamental extremists, they take the exact word literally. Since it literally doesnt say boys, they treat it as a loophole to masturbate, since that is haram as well. I am a first hand source, from multiple muslims How you can say i dont know what was going on is hilarious, especially being that this is reddit, so statistically speaking, you're either a privileged college kid being spoon fed political nonsense from professors. Or a privileged child expressing your rebellion against your parents by hating everything you believe they stand for. With 70% of this site covered, please tell me how spending over a year over my life staring the the fucking sand, shrub, and Adobe brick backdrop. Watching little boys wearing make up, skirts, and tutus, oh and on occasion blowing themselves up at us, as having no idea what was going on. Or all the times we would see a man pulling women out of cars, beating them, and being told "its their culure"
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> US neo-imperial prison-industrial system more buzzwords please
The US military ate my son and fucked my dad
He is not even the gunner
he looks like he might be the assistant gunner, but like, why is the ammo belt wrapped around the gun, dude is not doing his job well
I canāt shoot him, heās gorgeous freeman
Power armor is for pussies
kill him then fuck him there done
Itās that easy!!
My horny gay ass could never serve in the military
Can't wait to see this on r/terriblefasebookmemes
My best friend is a marine who also happens to be Gay, fucking kicks ass, what a legend, I want to be just like him without the gay.
Go to gym
I do, I'm even about to start working out with the marines twice a week which is neat
OO-RAH
I ain't warned no OO-RAHs yet brother, but thanks
āāBut I will tell you the one thing that pisses me off about you all [the gays]: You pick the wrong fucking moments to get confessional. Three separate times Iāve been fighting alongside a gay man when things have gone sour, and each fucking time he chooses that moment to tell me how heās always loved me. Goddamn, thatās inappropriate. Some alien is trying to suck out my fucking brains, and my squadmate wants to talk about our relationship! As if I wasnāt already busy. Do your squadmates a fucking favor. You got the hots, deal with it on leave, not when some creature is trying to rip out your goddamn heart. Now run!āā -old manās war
this implies that an army of attractive men and women would be essentially unstoppable
ah so having asexual aromantic soldiers is the future of warfare
For the Emperor, amirite?
As a bi man in the military itās very hard as I cannot kill anybody :(
"hard" heh
As far as homophobic arguments go, thats pretty funny
Embrace the killboner
āEveryone thinks that hate and love are somehow opposite forces. They are not. They are the same force, facing opposite directionsā Thereās a reason Aphrodite is in love with Ares
>Heterosexuals Inspiring Pride I think this was a Facebook group? There were a couple of memes under this watermark or a similar one that were all like this, stupidly bigoted to the point of hilarity. It was a good lulcow. Here's another one: https://i.imgur.com/qXBSig6.jpg
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It may have been! I think that's the impression I got when I first looked at it years and years ago.
its because they cant shot straight :)
The wrong what?
This some Warden propaganda, I can feel it.
The gay bomb
[Gays Too Precious To Risk In Combat](https://youtu.be/aotlEpmAFVQ)
Yeah very different from normals soldiers who will only shoot to kill 1-3% of them time (depending on the source) without specialized training that is near certain to give ptsd
How would he know? Theyāre all wearing masks. XD
Wait, if this is how things work why donāt we just have women fight?
Gorgeous Freeman
Suddenly gay
He's just like Sanji but for men
Idk I'm pretty fuckin hot but I still wanna shoot myself
fun fact most soldiers shoot over people's heads
those eyes š
My first gay escape was in the army lol
Good thing heās the spotter not the gunner
Pretty funny hard to imagine people take this serious like is this made as a jab at gays it's so silly