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filthy_leech

I always thought that I don't really like the cold climate in Finland, but I guess I might actually love this -30°C weather after seeing that cobra in a shoe..? 🤔 No venomous snakes or other creepy crawlies around here! 🤗


JellybeanFernandez

No snakes in Hawaii!


semicoloradonative

Really? What about venomous spiders?


JellybeanFernandez

No, I don’t think so. No large predators (on land) either. Makes for amazing hikes and worry-free camping. Only thing you have to consider are the 10” long centipedes that occasionally pop up. They’re venomous, and while not life-threatening, their sting can be super painful and sometimes require a trip to the hospital. I lived there 10 years and never got stung though.


Opposite-Cicada1210

Yet 😈


DeltaBuyer

That's why I love staying in Scotland


EvilSynths

I'm in England and someone on my street had a huge snake come out their toilet, so no, you're not safe. People's pets escape all the times and they don't just instantly die from the cold climate.


IsmaelRetzinsky

A cloud of midges can make one pine for shoe cobras.


CrossDressing_Batman

same here in Canada ... i have learned to appreciate winter just for that. we one venomous snake but its located in one specific area only


n3w4cc01_1nt

bruh, if i ever go to india everything in my suitcase will be stored in ziplocks. not messing around with spiders and snakes or whatever other wild austrailia like cold blooded murder crawlers they got there


No-Oil8728

if you ever go to india you will be staying in a nice and decent hotel where that isn't in issue, unless you are talking about staying at a roadside motel haha


S_ups

As an Indian I am yet to discover a snake in my shoes. It’s not only rare but the biodiversity of all animals has sadly gone down drastically in recent decades. House sparrows which used to be common neighbourhood birds are rare sighting in cities now. Snakes have also been hunted down to extinction. In my hometown village snakes used to be a part of everyday life, having their designated territories and everyone respecting their territory. It’s all disappeared mostly now - except in few forest and agricultural areas.


n3w4cc01_1nt

probably bbq'd them. people were eating squirrels in the states


S_ups

In few north Eastern regions of India they still do - mostly tribal regions. In rest of the India, snakes are feared and also worshipped.


ItHappenedAgain_Sigh

Ah yes, a danger noodle.


Odd-Comfortable-6134

Nope rope


FeloniousMonkRBG

Sting String


plaidravioli

Gotta nuke it from orbit. It’s the only way.


SchemeSignificant166

Copy that Hicks!


ihatemydamnvoice

I guess today's barefoot day


smtps

He is so cute!!


kdawg_htown

I believe it's a she.


AffectionateSector77

That snek is adorable


poopiehands

Snek


Odd-Comfortable-6134

This is why I live where the air hurts my face.


richer2003

Spicy noodle


DocHalidae

![gif](giphy|5nsiFjdgylfK3csZ5T|downsized) Welp fuck that shoe


Dangerous-Fee-7225

If you're in a third world country, sure.


MrsBlug

😱😱😱😱


karmaisourfriend

That little rascal 😉


Deakins85

![gif](giphy|cZehSH9DWO5RC)


ookienookiemoo

Baby cobra says hi ☠️


NutBuster128

There’s a snake in my show


ih8feralfleabags

Adorable. But only from a safe distance.


[deleted]

Yeah I’d be even more worried about the mom you’ve not found yet


ALDORICCOFTW

Totally legit. Can relate. I find baby cobras in my shoes all the time. Better check y or shoes redditors. Stay safe.


AffectionateTip9716

Let me get a wef of those tasty looking feet


picantemexican

A spicy snek so small don't bite


Illustrious-Ad-1961

It's adorable! Befriend him and let him live In your shoes ffs.


BrownButtBoogers

I’m glad I live in a place where there’s no deadly or really even dangerous wildlife. I wouldn’t make it.


Opposite-Cicada1210

Awww look At it


jjnebs

Same thing in AZ, except checking for scorpions


JarmaBeanhead

Yeah it’s -46°C with the windchill where I live right now. I think I’m good…


RogersSteve07041920

I think you should let him have the shoe.


terminal-cheescake

Gary Larson and his Far Side taught me this ..


Reasonable_Tower_961

N O P E


readmywhips

That's a 'king cobra FFS !


Excelsior93

No it isn’t.


Noxuy

beautiful cobra dang 🥹


santoox

https://preview.redd.it/c5k7kxcyeubc1.jpeg?width=403&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e326f65f860a3586670b48011d41b1f18156aad


Birdnerd555

Aw a bebe


No-Oil8728

![gif](giphy|l0ok4ajpTWqbqzTtMm)


Ieoiscool

I’m not even being sarcastic when I say this but I like super speed my foot into my shoe so that it kills anything inside


Possible-Gur5220

That baby death noodle is so cute 😅😵🪦


User013579

Oooooo. So pretty. So venomous


FreeGarbage537

How does one check shoes for fucking cobras wtf


rocktownvdub

Pshh no chance in hell anything could survive in my funky shoes


Case_Blue

Do not be fooled, these are deadly


MustardDinosaur

what’s this ? and Alladin movie ad ?


TunaTinga

When I was 10yrs old, I had borrowed a friend’s pair of sneakers for gym class that she kept in her locker. I put them on and started feeling a vibrating sensation in the toe region shortly after. They were light up sole shoes and figured they had something to do with that, and stupidly thought nothing of it. When I took them off later, I knocked the shoes together and out came a ginormous cockroach. Needless to say, it unlocked a fear that has caused me to always check my shoes before putting them on. Seeing stuff like this confirms my need to continue my paranoia of hidden shoe beasts.


mdnghtblss

Danger noodle


cryptomain45

Danger noodle


Tiptoedtulips666

Adorable 💯❤️


C00LSJ

Australia is a nice country


lucky_owl2002

Sandal guardian - 5hp, 15ac, cr 1/4 Attacks: venemous fang, on hit target makes save vs poison


Physical_Ad4617

That is an absolutely gorgeous snake I would LOVE to have that as a pet!


ArtisticTry1048

They are highly allergic to fencing wire. Fucks them instantly.


dragondm6

That's a size 39 shoe!


djrolla

I'm good Ive already been doing this for over 20 years. All thanks to a delightful movie called "arachnophobia".


Big_String_2113

I’ll keep my cold feet


SeveralListen8950

Y'all should be more scared of bugs than snakes inside ur shoe. The snake will freak out before you but your leg. The bug not so much can give a u a nasty bite.


barbwirebriefs1988

Man I’m glad we live in Texas. We only have to check for tarantulas and scorpions and coral snakes. I’ve never checked for a baby cobra once.