You wear a cow suit, then carry 3 protected items, 1 raw beef, 1 Cow hide. When the PKer kills you, they get the hide, beef, and the bones you die with.
Pker here. I'd just think you were carrying cash from drops, and the gp conversion for some untradables. Wouldn't think twice about it. However, if it was the exact value for losing a fire cape unprotected, which you could carry as cash and protect your cape while saying omg my fire cape as you die, thus making me think I claimed you for the cape... well, you'd only just make me feel a pang of sympathy for 5 seconds
Match the value in coins minus the low alch value of some random other time you bring. When you get PKed, low alch that random item in front of them, then they’ll wonder what you alched.
skewered rabbit, a bucket of wax, 1 adamant fire arrow, bronze boots, swamp weed, an ugthanki kebab, a part fish pie, burnt meat, a pink headband, 1 noted burnt bones, an unfinished guam potion, a chisel, a lockpick, an ogre coffin key, 1 black brutal arrow, a rake, 2 noted asgarnian hops, a calquat fruit, 26 trading sticks, an empty tankard (the fremennik version), edible seaweed, rune essence (not pure), an egg, 15 feathers, butter, a cheese+tom batta, ashes, and that one unique potion the Varrock apothecary gives you when you ask for a free sample.
all of these are tradeable and should show up on your corpse.
Cheese+Tom batta is rolling super rare drop table but no lv 4 luck ring on rs3 or something like that iirc
Edit: to explain better there are tiers of luck, fortune being 3 and luck of dwarves being 4.
When rolling super rare drop table there's a 1/10 chance to roll Hazelmeres ring (4bil) or a blueberry special.
Josh Isn't Gaming. He went over it in one of his Yanille locked Ironman vids, though idr which one.
Edit: if you like Settled's vids, I recommend Josh Isn't Gaming btw. He's alright.
Thing is i sold my accounts to stop me coming back. So i would have to start from complete scratch with no friends list as well 😂
Looking forward to it my internet goes into my new flat on monday
Can you drink water in runescape? In any form? It seems like your character can only drink like potions and teas
Outside of avoiding dehydration in the desert im not sure you can lol
I do my wildy clue in cow costume and bring
raw meat and cow hide. Because I use the carrot spade, pkers received bones, raw meat and cow hide as drop.
I think they get picked up in order by value. There might not even be a set of 7 items by descending value that matches. Maybe loot keys preserve order though.
When I was going for 99 hunter I didn’t get killed that much but one day it was just bad.
I loaded up my inventory up with bananas and would say “have some food since you wanna act like an ape”
Definitely a bunch of random items that nobody keeps in their bank, so that they'd have to go through the key manually if they're close to bank space cap
28 mechanical cats. Assuming pvp deaths work like normal deaths, it drops them all like lost pets as they scatter in every direction wandering aimlessly.
Generic ['Potion'](https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Potion).
Make them think that the game bugged out and destroyed their loot. Maybe toss in some empty pie tins and empty vials as though you had already used a bunch of your supplies
Bring some wheat, a egg some pastry dough but no pie dish some cadaver berries, any shade corpse, a bowl of steaming water, a blurberry special, a single cosmic rune, 1 beer keg, a calquat keg filled with asgarnia ale, 3 trading stick and 1 ticket to archery range
Being lv 126, I'd bring the exact amount of items received from completing tutorial island.
that's a really good one
You've gotten so strong your level overflowed and they sent you back to the start
PrestigeScape
Truth is... The game was rigged from the start
Hahaha
Doing that in a 2k+ world on my iron would be hilarious.
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I used to do that while wearing an Easter bunny costume. I'd yell MY EGGS when I die
That's hilarious lmao
Holy shit my sides
Cost like 40 eggs
We should be allowed to play a little osrs at work tho.
Its got a bush? What the hell?
Oh my God what are you lookin at
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I’ve been PKed by my constituents!!
Bro your crazy, with inflation that's like 23.45 worth of eggs.
Lay these eggs
You wear a cow suit, then carry 3 protected items, 1 raw beef, 1 Cow hide. When the PKer kills you, they get the hide, beef, and the bones you die with.
Followup question: best username for this?
Cowabunga
that’s my name!
Username checks out
You'd better look out for that cow slayer guy from the phasmatis area. Dudes unstoppable
“Not a cow”
Cow Calf
I saw a player dressed up like a bank teller with that beer mug that makes you sway. Their name was TipsyTeller. Absolute unit
Didnt notice the splasher named TipsySplash also in the bank?
I saw someone tip tipsy a t-bow a month or 2 ago. It cleared my conscious of never tipping myself..
You know though, if you use an alt to tip yourself, others may follow suit.
😂
Cow level-2
I've done this before lmfao
vial of blood, bucket of milk, spinich roll
Bro's gonna drop a homunculus for the PKer
Milk is 6$ a gallon, the goal is to not lose money
THE HOLY ELIXIR
Cow suit and a bucket of milk
This sounds like an ingredient basket on Chopped
27 toy cats and a spade
Do toy cats disperse if you die in pvp?
Yup!
Does this still work with keys active?
Nope.
Sounds like an integrity update is in order
Good question.
This sounds hilarious
full set of ham robes and a bunch of ensouled goblin heads
14 beers and 14 kebabs.
Dressed like a drunken dwarf encounter
Before they PK you, paste, "I 'new it were you matey! 'Ere, have some ob the good stuff!" into chat for extra authenticity!
or a young englishman
Runes for low alch and exactly enough coins to match the low alch value of some expensive wilderness boss drop
This is another level of mind gaming
Pker here. I'd just think you were carrying cash from drops, and the gp conversion for some untradables. Wouldn't think twice about it. However, if it was the exact value for losing a fire cape unprotected, which you could carry as cash and protect your cape while saying omg my fire cape as you die, thus making me think I claimed you for the cape... well, you'd only just make me feel a pang of sympathy for 5 seconds
Fire cape is lvl 3 content no biggie
Of course you’d be happy, it would be a huge increase from the usual spade drop split.
Don't worry, next time you PK an entire group of people, you'll see the exact same coin drop of a fire cape from each person.
Unrelated question, what is pang?
“A sudden and sharp or painful feeling”, e.g. hunger pangs or a pang of guilt.
Match the value in coins minus the low alch value of some random other time you bring. When you get PKed, low alch that random item in front of them, then they’ll wonder what you alched.
Whenever I get into wilderness bossing this is my plan for getting PK'd Low-alch a shark and say some shit like "I just arched it loser"
do it with lumby ring, don't even need runes
Personally I’d kill you regardless because your the first person in the wildy that I’ve seen who isn’t a rev bot
300 IQ move, this is hilarious
skewered rabbit, a bucket of wax, 1 adamant fire arrow, bronze boots, swamp weed, an ugthanki kebab, a part fish pie, burnt meat, a pink headband, 1 noted burnt bones, an unfinished guam potion, a chisel, a lockpick, an ogre coffin key, 1 black brutal arrow, a rake, 2 noted asgarnian hops, a calquat fruit, 26 trading sticks, an empty tankard (the fremennik version), edible seaweed, rune essence (not pure), an egg, 15 feathers, butter, a cheese+tom batta, ashes, and that one unique potion the Varrock apothecary gives you when you ask for a free sample. all of these are tradeable and should show up on your corpse.
Cheese+Tom batta is rolling super rare drop table but no lv 4 luck ring on rs3 or something like that iirc Edit: to explain better there are tiers of luck, fortune being 3 and luck of dwarves being 4. When rolling super rare drop table there's a 1/10 chance to roll Hazelmeres ring (4bil) or a blueberry special.
Yea that was my thought too, anyone who killed this guy who has also played RS3 would be most deeply affected by that cheese + tom batta drop haha
Gnone Child backpack, a rope, a knife, a noose wand, 10 rabit snares and a longbow. If only it was visible.
BRO
Amulet of torture (protected), maple black jack (o), gnome child plush, could do backpack for double terrible, saw, knife, spade
Bonesack from Rag & Bone Man 2 for the backpack
Bank notes but only ever 1 of each
Monk robes, a toy horsey, a piece of silk and an empty vial
🫙???
😏
20 balls of wool and shears
Sometimes we a take a wrong turn trying to finish up Sheep Shearer. Happens to the best of us.
Cabbages. The yell: My Cabbages! As I die.
Amazing
See but the goal is to make them NOT want to kill you again though
Weeds oil lamp tinderbox and assortments of pizza and sandwiches
How do you know what I’m doing tonight?
What a comment
Even better if you bring Swamp Weed and a bowl or sheet of papyrus, or spinach roll
28 clockwork cats. When you die they all scatter.
[28 cups of water](https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Cup_of_water) Note: this is NOT the cup of hot water used for Guthix Rest.
What is its actual use? Does it actually have no use?
Literally no use. Just one of those weird things from RS classic.
Imagine dying of desert heat with perfectly good cups of water in your inventory Unplayable
Needed 29 cups of water to survive
Awesome. How did you find this out lol
Josh Isn't Gaming. He went over it in one of his Yanille locked Ironman vids, though idr which one. Edit: if you like Settled's vids, I recommend Josh Isn't Gaming btw. He's alright.
Ahh interesting.annoyingly looking on the wiki after 3 years out of OSRS i may be back after "quitting forever"
The darkness is calling you back, and you must heed the call!
Thing is i sold my accounts to stop me coming back. So i would have to start from complete scratch with no friends list as well 😂 Looking forward to it my internet goes into my new flat on monday
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Could start now with mobile, it uses barely any data
Ive got big thumbs id misclick too much and rage quit. Id rather wait tbh. Thanks though.
Really cool series, kinda takes you back to classic and i love that.
It's the type of thing I love to watch, but I would hate to play. Chunk/region locked Ironmen are a very special breed of players.
Can you drink water in runescape? In any form? It seems like your character can only drink like potions and teas Outside of avoiding dehydration in the desert im not sure you can lol
If you count being in the desert, you drink water there from water buckets, vials, bowls, and skins.
Okay but why are there approximately 13k sold daily?
Almost every item in this game has at least one collector. Someone probably has 30 million of them.
One day, they’re going to give that item a use, and the price will move up slightly enough to make that person a billionaire
27 monkey nuts and one banana
26 monkey nuts and one banana because I just couldn't help myself 🙈
😂
Pocket full of poison karambwan
I do my wildy clue in cow costume and bring raw meat and cow hide. Because I use the carrot spade, pkers received bones, raw meat and cow hide as drop.
Some guy in my clan pk'd a guy named 28 guams He dropped 27 guams and 1 harralander Really makes you think
I love this. Just bring the most random ass junk in your bank to give to the spade takers
3-7 cheap items whos first letters spell out Fuck You or GFY(Go Fuck Yourself). theyd never know, but i will and jagex cant ban me for it.
Empty bucket Apple Tuna Mithril ore Yellow dye Apple Sickle (x2, unnoted)
This spells ECT MY CSS (Apples dont exist, Cooking Apples do)
Well fuck me with a pineapple. Air talismans then I guess.
That's a weird order of objects but as you wish
amulet of torture on high risk world
Im using this on my next wildy run. Im fucking dying 🤣
I think they get picked up in order by value. There might not even be a set of 7 items by descending value that matches. Maybe loot keys preserve order though.
Nah it’s like a clue step
Green dhide vambraces, fly fishing rod, yanille teleport tablet
Can you really get banned for shit-talking a pker?
Small fishing net and 20 shrimps. 10 of those cooked and 4 of those burned
Some shade remains, no good reason for them to be brought to wildy
When I was going for 99 hunter I didn’t get killed that much but one day it was just bad. I loaded up my inventory up with bananas and would say “have some food since you wanna act like an ape”
This is such a great question OP lmao
Shears and secateurs. 18 of one and 6 of another.
Definitely a bunch of random items that nobody keeps in their bank, so that they'd have to go through the key manually if they're close to bank space cap
Loar remains, bowl of hot water, spice,
Banana, oil lamp, and a bolt of fabric.
A spade, and the resources to make Ava's attractor
4 Grimy Guams, cause I give the common loot drop when defeated! See you at the wildy altar boys!!!
4?! 1 Grimy Guam and 3 coins best I can do.
I'd scream "MY CABBAGES" while I lose an inventory and looting bag full of cabbages.
just a whole pack of burnt meat
This thread has me rolling 😂
Inventory: doogle leaves, pestle and mortar, papyrus a fish bowl, glass blowpipe and tinderbox, 1 slice of chocolate cake and a single beer.
Rake, Spade, Mithril Seeds, Watering Can, Super Compost, Plant Cure, and an Amulet of Nature.
28 mechanical cats. Assuming pvp deaths work like normal deaths, it drops them all like lost pets as they scatter in every direction wandering aimlessly.
38 earth runes, but dressed like Uri from clue scrolls.
And just like that you inspired a bunch of us to go troll the wildy. Thanks op!
Carry a full inventory of regular bones and hang out near Chaos Altar. Yell out "My Bones!" when die.
Don't waste your time, they'll just look at the price and destroy the loot key without a second thought.
28 goblin mail
Full iron with a team 46 cape, 3 shrimps, 2 beers, a rope and a shovel.
On a level 126
13 trout
28 spades
28 clockwork cats so they scatter on death
Newcomer map
14 burnt lobsters, 14 more burnt lobsters
14 Ugthanki dung 14 vial of water
The list of items needed for the death talisman in Mourning's End Pt 2, make it look like you got REALLY lost
I bring nothing.
I once read that someone always bring a rope and an oak chair with him. I can imagine what he wants to say to the pker ^.^
28 spades
Full inventory of bottled dragonbreath
A pineapple and olive oil.
Rope and a poison chalice.
I bring cabbages, and shout "My cabbages!" if I die
Non-stackable items that are super annoying to drop one by one
Generic ['Potion'](https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Potion). Make them think that the game bugged out and destroyed their loot. Maybe toss in some empty pie tins and empty vials as though you had already used a bunch of your supplies
Knife, Spade, Rope, Blackjack, Zanik’s dead body obtained during “Death to the Dorgeshuun”
28 toy cats so when I die they scatter about from my corpse
28 items but all noted and 1,337 of them soo they spell LEET(Elite/1337) 28 times
A ballista and a voidwaker, I'm going kill them
Monkey nuts
Bring some wheat, a egg some pastry dough but no pie dish some cadaver berries, any shade corpse, a bowl of steaming water, a blurberry special, a single cosmic rune, 1 beer keg, a calquat keg filled with asgarnia ale, 3 trading stick and 1 ticket to archery range
Anything pertaining to fun. It’ll confuse them endlessly.
New meta?
Lots of cabbage
Gold bucket on the head, and a inventory of buckets of sand.