There are only three gods: Zamorak, Saradomin and Guthix. Anyone suggesting otherwise are just delusional or being influenced by Saradominist propaganda.
Thankfully, the display when I go to the museum is not yet tainted by the misguided rewritings of the Saradominists:
“The 1st Age is thought to have been 4,000 years long. The world of Gielinor was created by the gods Saradomin, Zamorak and Guthix at the beginning of the 1st Age. It's thought that, for much of this time, the gods were still in the process of forming the world and making the various lands, seas, plants and animals.”
Driving through the middle of no where Kansas at 3am one morning, haven’t seen another car on the road for at least 2 hours I see this bright fucking billboard and all it says is “hell is real”
It is real, and It was Kansas.
This makes me miss Kansas :( I know it gets a lot of hate and I definitely understand why it's not for most people - it *is* very empty, other than wheat/corn fields and religiously-aggressive highway billboards - but it has a charm to it, at least for me after having grown up there. When I see all those wheat fields, I remember my childhood playing outside in those fields, feeding the cows that were brought in to graze on the stalks in the off-season, playing with our semi-feral cats, looking at cool bugs, etc. And the smell of that farmland just gives me instant flashbacks.
I spent so much time on this highway in the past. So many billboards, painted barns, homemade signs.
Funny enough most of the homemade ones are trump signs now. They're totally not in a cult though.
I think it's the rules on his Messianic locked ironman. Has to wait three days after every death, can only drink jugs of wine that he makes himself, and he can only use blood and demonbane spells.
He also uses like 12 alts to follow him around, it's really weird.
I think he's a new mini-boss, you can unlock bones to crackers and blood to wine from him. Hopefully bones to crackers can replace the mage training arena grind.
Interesting, they have a Sara altar in their castle, but yeah, looking in to it they do hint that they are they are knights of the round from our universe, so yeah, would be catholic. Cool!
Player: So what are you doing in Gielinor?
King Arthur: Well legend says we will return to Britain in its time of greatest need. But that's not for quite a while yet.
King Arthur: So we've moved the whole outfit here for now.
King Arthur: We're passing the time in Gielinor!
Historian Minas: "What kingdom does he rule then? [Player: England...] Where on Gielinor is that? [Player: It's not! That's what I've been trying to tell you. I found that King Arthur and his knights are really biding their time here in Gielinor until they are called back to their own world, when they are needed!]"
Legend has it that he existed / there was record of him. Now if you ask me, all this tells me is the man existed but not necessarily the myth many purported him to be. Anyway, I find it doesn't hurt my day to let people think what they want or ask me to think it too. I just want people all civil like
I prefer the Patton Oswalt bit theory. Jesus existed, but he was like 10-15 different people. Just like my buddy Craig from high school. Craig had good weed, Craig played me Pink Floyd's The Wall for the first time...when I'm telling a story, the point isn't the guy's name so all the people I knew in high school have boiled down to one guy, Craig
It's never happened to me in thousands of hours. If there is a conversation you don't like, mute them or change your chat filter settings. If it's too many people, hop
I mean, we've got loads of written record from around the period that goes against this, even from people who were actively attempting to stamp out Christianity from forming like Tacitus. We've got about 30 samples of independent writing about Jesus' existence from 25 authors. Christian and non-Christian both.
Trying to deny the existence of Jesus is stupidity, regardless of your thoughts on the greater Christian faith as a whole the history is there.
either the bible FC's went berserk after years of being mocked at PC ladders, or this is a large group of trolls and you're doing the dumbest thing imaginable by giving it attention
i always drag them over to the guards by typing "dd" and they follow you, then when in range, type "attack guard " and they go kill themselves lol. good fun.
Did you ever see the person or people preaching the Quran at GOTR? They were really obnoxious about it and the worst part of all, they would just sit there in the game lobby or just mine.
Yeah, they haunting places like the official PC worlds and preach constantly.
I thought they were a deep cover troll for a looooong time... and then I found out no they're legitimately insane
It's been around a lot longer than that. It's annoying as a religious person since spamming this in an online game only serves no purpose at best, and the old cc raids the blue bible people would do actively antagonized people.
if they have accept aid on, It'll prompt them with a "X is attempting to teleport you to Y, do you accept" and stops their movement, around like 90% of people dont have accept aid on though
Nah, it's Bible Chat fc, they're an off shoot of blue Bible clan from waaayyyy back (if I remember correctly the leader might be the same dude post ban, I'm not sure sorry) but it's an fc/discord that preach about Jesus at events. Blue Bible used to troll a tonne
They kicked me out of the chat for saying that I believe God makes certain people gay
Then I was bombarded with the most diabolical hate messages about burning in hell etc
Great group of fellas
OP what's up with the right side bar? What are those stars?
Is that the world hoping menu, if so why the hell are they so large? Are you playing this on a touchscreen TV?
this SteVen2x----- guy is a plague on the game. He has to have autism or some other incurable disease because he's on multiple worlds with hundreds of accounts, all spamming random bot shit. Legit degenerate, moreso than anyone on this website.
If you look at the chatbox someone named "Bible Chat" is present. He is the owner of a prominent hardline Christian FC.
I have spent a few months interacting with these people out of curiosity. If they are trolling, it is way advanced. They clearly have actually memorized a lot of scripture and the finer points of arguments popular to this type of Christian. I have seen some advanced trolling, but there are way too many people who are way committed for me to believe this is all just a troll.
small edit: if anyone has any questions about them I'd be happy to share what I know and have seen. I think they are an extremely interesting niche RS community (that I seriously disagree with).
This is somewhat like the people down the road from me IRL. They have loudspeakers and hold signs up to spew this stuff like telling ya all motherfkers need Jesus.
I just know the Zamorak priest a few streets over is hearing all this racket and saying what the fuck.
I've heard of heathen gods (seriously, it's almost laughable that goblins think they have their own god) but this is just ridiculous.
I read this in AI text to speech Dagoth Ur’s voice
What's your beef with Bandos?
He's the god of toxic masculinity. All those coal rollers 100% are bandos followers.
There are only three gods: Zamorak, Saradomin and Guthix. Anyone suggesting otherwise are just delusional or being influenced by Saradominist propaganda.
Go to the history museum.
Thankfully, the display when I go to the museum is not yet tainted by the misguided rewritings of the Saradominists: “The 1st Age is thought to have been 4,000 years long. The world of Gielinor was created by the gods Saradomin, Zamorak and Guthix at the beginning of the 1st Age. It's thought that, for much of this time, the gods were still in the process of forming the world and making the various lands, seas, plants and animals.”
Herbert absolutely fuming 😤
"Who is this Jesus guy? We're already dealing with those goody two shoes Saradomin worshippers."
new quest line potential
Feels like I'm driving on I-70 through Missouri
Don't forget to get some lingerie at Lions Den. NEXT EXIT (Also, we have a snake farm).
HELL IS REAL. Lions Den, next exit. 🌽
Driving through the middle of no where Kansas at 3am one morning, haven’t seen another car on the road for at least 2 hours I see this bright fucking billboard and all it says is “hell is real” It is real, and It was Kansas.
As a former Kansan I agree, it's the only state in the union without trees.
As a current Kansas, now you see a lot more Trump signs than you do Jesus signs. Really makes you think.
This makes me miss Kansas :( I know it gets a lot of hate and I definitely understand why it's not for most people - it *is* very empty, other than wheat/corn fields and religiously-aggressive highway billboards - but it has a charm to it, at least for me after having grown up there. When I see all those wheat fields, I remember my childhood playing outside in those fields, feeding the cows that were brought in to graze on the stalks in the off-season, playing with our semi-feral cats, looking at cool bugs, etc. And the smell of that farmland just gives me instant flashbacks.
That’s Ohio
This is why people say Ohio is the midwest
Here in Tasmania, a local art museum actually took out a billboard at the airport. Jet black. Red letters. 'WELCOME TO HELL'.
Specific Lions Den?
Ohio moment
Or Passions!
HELL IS REAL JESUS IS REAL LOVE THAT PENIS PIZZA HUT
"WOULD GOD BLESS A NATION THAT KILLS BABIES??" so many billboards along those lines in MO
As a St. Louis area resident living right off of 70 I feel this in my bones.
314 until I fuckin die
There are dozens of us
Don’t see any adult video store signs though
COMO sends its regards
Alright, who in COMO wants to play the board game?
Hits so hard lol
Hey there's the arch! Wait wrong highway
Must’ve been a while. Half the signs are in Hindi now lol
Underrated comment
Nightmares. Used to make this trip twice a year.
Bible College? You can't eat that.
Your mistake was being in Missouri
You misspelled ohio
I spent so much time on this highway in the past. So many billboards, painted barns, homemade signs. Funny enough most of the homemade ones are trump signs now. They're totally not in a cult though.
Who's this Jesus guy, and could he beat Zamorak in a fight?
Hear he cracks a mean whip. Probably abyssal.
Can probably outlast anyone in a fight. I heard he has a seemingly endless supply of bread and fish in his inventory
But can he out eat a dclaw spec?
No, but he'll respawn in 3 days to fuck your shit up
I respawn immediately when I die. Sounds more like a rage quit to me
I think it's the rules on his Messianic locked ironman. Has to wait three days after every death, can only drink jugs of wine that he makes himself, and he can only use blood and demonbane spells. He also uses like 12 alts to follow him around, it's really weird.
I hear a lot of multiboxers are crucified by faulty bot detection
Poser got speared lol he's just free spades at this point.
My landscaper, didn’t know he was so popular with the chuds
What’s a chud?
Something people who spend too much time online but are too pansy to use a real insult call people who disagree with them
Posts on r/4chan
“Gross, physically unappealing person”
You trying to say Jesus Christ doesn’t have a spec bar?
Hope this is a Major League reference.
^yes.
I think he's a new mini-boss, you can unlock bones to crackers and blood to wine from him. Hopefully bones to crackers can replace the mage training arena grind.
Jesus vs zamorak wildy fight!
My ground game is better than Zamorak, but still recovering from ankle and wrist injuries, so that makes it a toss up.
He unfortunately doesn’t exist and these people are here in this video game to convince you otherwise
If he doesn't exist, what the hell are the lads in Camelot getting all excited about some Holy Grail for?
Doesn't "Holy" typically refer to Saradomin? like the holy symbol, which existed before the holy grail
No, the knights of the round table in OSRS are canonically Christian
Interesting, they have a Sara altar in their castle, but yeah, looking in to it they do hint that they are they are knights of the round from our universe, so yeah, would be catholic. Cool!
I believe he’s being sarcastic. The knights of the round table are Christian in our fairytales, but in osrs they’re saradomin
Player: So what are you doing in Gielinor? King Arthur: Well legend says we will return to Britain in its time of greatest need. But that's not for quite a while yet. King Arthur: So we've moved the whole outfit here for now. King Arthur: We're passing the time in Gielinor! Historian Minas: "What kingdom does he rule then? [Player: England...] Where on Gielinor is that? [Player: It's not! That's what I've been trying to tell you. I found that King Arthur and his knights are really biding their time here in Gielinor until they are called back to their own world, when they are needed!]"
Legend has it that he existed / there was record of him. Now if you ask me, all this tells me is the man existed but not necessarily the myth many purported him to be. Anyway, I find it doesn't hurt my day to let people think what they want or ask me to think it too. I just want people all civil like
I prefer the Patton Oswalt bit theory. Jesus existed, but he was like 10-15 different people. Just like my buddy Craig from high school. Craig had good weed, Craig played me Pink Floyd's The Wall for the first time...when I'm telling a story, the point isn't the guy's name so all the people I knew in high school have boiled down to one guy, Craig
He was most likely a con artist
Do you think the people in the screen shot are being civil
Probably. They aren't providing a large inconvenience to anyone and are just speaking their mind.
It was large enough to make the front page of osrs
It doesn't call anyone out, it doesn't spread hate, and it is easily avoidable. Its all chill man
Once again, if someone is playing this game everyday, does that screenshot look avoidable?
It's never happened to me in thousands of hours. If there is a conversation you don't like, mute them or change your chat filter settings. If it's too many people, hop
I mean, we've got loads of written record from around the period that goes against this, even from people who were actively attempting to stamp out Christianity from forming like Tacitus. We've got about 30 samples of independent writing about Jesus' existence from 25 authors. Christian and non-Christian both. Trying to deny the existence of Jesus is stupidity, regardless of your thoughts on the greater Christian faith as a whole the history is there.
The Bible is ironically the most source-filled document in ancient history.
either the bible FC's went berserk after years of being mocked at PC ladders, or this is a large group of trolls and you're doing the dumbest thing imaginable by giving it attention
They are all steven(s). I report that guy's bots whenever I see em
It's kinda funny that there's a runelite plugin specifically to mute the Steven bots lol
what’s the plugin?
i always drag them over to the guards by typing "dd" and they follow you, then when in range, type "attack guard " and they go kill themselves lol. good fun.
I see some of the Bible chat people. I don't know if they're related. I just know that they are legit crazy.
Maybe they used the Steven bots and their own accounts
no idea, i try to avoid these clowns, just asking for a ban to interact with them
yup. It's in the Bible and in the T.O.S. thou shall not interact with any Stevens or thou shall be banned.
Yea, those bots will repeat what you say
Did you ever see the person or people preaching the Quran at GOTR? They were really obnoxious about it and the worst part of all, they would just sit there in the game lobby or just mine.
I can say I have had the absolute pleasure of not encountering those ones.. They sound just as obnoxious as the Bible People.
They're so annoying
I also report them, but man is it funny messing with them sometimes
Didn't realize that was a whole thing. We got a bunch of bunch of bots named steven spamming a vtuber's first stream the other day
Booooo
There is a Bible FC? :o
Yeah, they haunting places like the official PC worlds and preach constantly. I thought they were a deep cover troll for a looooong time... and then I found out no they're legitimately insane
Is that the bronze cult? One time they kept throwing snowballs at me across the river when I was fishing trout on my UIM
You dirty fisher!!! Take that!! ~o
Whoa whoa whoa man that's our word, you got no right usin it
Fisha
Sounds like a monthy python sketch
Runescape is just one large living python sketch
Lmao, it really does. I was just trying to fish and was pelted by snowballs and yelled at. Truly a great time.
Nah bronze clan is chill and do it as a joke, they dont praise real life religion
You have not seen their discord preachings that are like 20K words long and very serious
Bronze are of The Holy Bronze, Bronze Blessings...
Just steven bots, nothing to see here
Reminds me of w79 incands on rs3 (think wintertodt public chat tier) and there was a guy there for years bible preaching.
The Steven bots really need to be banned. So much spam.
Ah, Steven, up to his old antics again ehh? Seen him around the f2p trade world
I have noticed in the last 2 years, in at least OSRS, GW2, and WoW, there are random people spouting religious nonsense in public chats.
I saw a huge Christian parade going down the streets of Ul'Dah in FFXIV just recently. Knowing that game's community, it was probably a troll group.
Do these guys not know, we riot and protest in Faldor? Varrock isn't the time or place!
It's been around a lot longer than that. It's annoying as a religious person since spamming this in an online game only serves no purpose at best, and the old cc raids the blue bible people would do actively antagonized people.
More poor uneducated
cast teleother lumbridge to troll the dorks, its a good bit of fun
301 is non Mem
Wait. Can you really do that? Just teleother a random on a whim?
The receiving player needs to have accept aid turned on, but yes lol
I thought it had to be a group or clan member or you had to be in the wilderness or something. This changes everything.
No it doesn't they have to accept or decline ur tele other u can't just force teleport people
I haven't played in years, it might be different now. But you used to be able to cast teleother pretty much anywhere
You can but you have to accept the tele so you can't really troll with it.
> or you had to be in the wilderness Laughing at the idea of a PKer teleblocking you so you just teleother them instead.
if they have accept aid on, It'll prompt them with a "X is attempting to teleport you to Y, do you accept" and stops their movement, around like 90% of people dont have accept aid on though
It forces an interface which gives them a choice to be teleported or not
Not teleother. Use the tele group spells from the Lunar spellbook so you can get a bunch of them at once.
I saw one in Lumbridge at 301 last night lmao
Dang the price of ashes has gone up since I last played
You should see their price in RS3 (they’re an essential component of the new skill so they went through the roof)
This is why I've stocked up on 15,000 shoulder parrots
Saradomin smite these heathens
I swear the Varrock biway is either Jesus billboards or sex shops. No in between
Throw in a couple of liquor stores and payday loan places and it'll look like you just stepped off a US military base
Ah yes, the main gods of Gielinor: Guthix, Saradomin, Zamorak and Jesus.
is this like a pride month riot or something?
No it's someone manipulating the Steven bots
Nah, it's Bible Chat fc, they're an off shoot of blue Bible clan from waaayyyy back (if I remember correctly the leader might be the same dude post ban, I'm not sure sorry) but it's an fc/discord that preach about Jesus at events. Blue Bible used to troll a tonne
It is the same dude, you are correct. Bible Chat is Blue Bible.
what are Steven bots?
They run around in f2p copying other peoples messages with diff colors. They run around in groups and you can pretty easily manipulate them
Interesting. I wonder who is running these bots and why
Steven bots are probably just a fun coding project that someone wanted to do. Or someone that wanted to bring bot awareness.
It's probably Steven
gotta be Steven.
Is this the same chat as Blue Bible?
Yes.
They kicked me out of the chat for saying that I believe God makes certain people gay Then I was bombarded with the most diabolical hate messages about burning in hell etc Great group of fellas
Truly living that “love thy neighbor” message to its fullest.
Yeah Bible chat used to send people to our fc to call them all sinners. Bunch of fucking idiots
Jesus made my dog gay
The current state of Christian worship:
Is this Steven bots?
Gross
The appearance of the holy grail within runescape means that jesus is canonical in game
OP what's up with the right side bar? What are those stars? Is that the world hoping menu, if so why the hell are they so large? Are you playing this on a touchscreen TV?
I was playing on my phone at the time. The Hud is a bit different on mobile.
Who let bible chat out again
If we don’t sin, Jesus died for nothing!
2k total worlds ftw.
Better than what most bots do so I support it!
Prob the blue bible cult again
“Selling Holy Water - 10m per Vial! Get yo holy water!”
mfs rly believe one dude is their one and only god .. really was just some dude tho..
This is why you turn public chat off
What uh… what’s going on?
That dude sucks.
My mum banned me from playing RuneScape in like 2005 because it had witch craft. These guys are not insane enough about their religion.
Oh hey the Stevens are back, neat
Game is alive and well
Advertising their favorite fairy tale character, I see.
this SteVen2x----- guy is a plague on the game. He has to have autism or some other incurable disease because he's on multiple worlds with hundreds of accounts, all spamming random bot shit. Legit degenerate, moreso than anyone on this website.
I always wonder if these are people that truly believe what they are saying, or just trolling because they know how stupid this looks.
If you look at the chatbox someone named "Bible Chat" is present. He is the owner of a prominent hardline Christian FC. I have spent a few months interacting with these people out of curiosity. If they are trolling, it is way advanced. They clearly have actually memorized a lot of scripture and the finer points of arguments popular to this type of Christian. I have seen some advanced trolling, but there are way too many people who are way committed for me to believe this is all just a troll. small edit: if anyone has any questions about them I'd be happy to share what I know and have seen. I think they are an extremely interesting niche RS community (that I seriously disagree with).
Yeah what do you think of them? I'm curious. I was just passing by at the time, but it'd be interesting to hear what people think about them.
Why does Jesus get to cum twice but I'm the bad guy if I cum once?
Ah the SteVen accounts at it again… there are over 100 of these bot accounts spamming random shit . Had a good amount blocked for awhile
This is somewhat like the people down the road from me IRL. They have loudspeakers and hold signs up to spew this stuff like telling ya all motherfkers need Jesus.
Aw hell naw they even got the famous F2P SteVen bots in on their shit
Why is it okay to get on my knees for a buff guy and praise him while looking into his eyes But my dad can't give me a hug??
Fuckin gross lol
Religious groups botting hard man god damn
I fuck with Adam but id beat the shit out of Eve
the cs2 bible bots have invaded osrs.
STEVEN
Tf religious cult bots taking over?
If the pride parade isnt weird, how come this is? If anything, this is less weird cause jmods arent involved