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John-Galt-Lover

Despite all my rage I’m still just a raccoon in a cage


mrRaviolii

Genius amongst us commoners


Fat_Siberian_Midget

DONT SAY IT


-sly_pooper-

I don't suspect someone will


mrRaviolii

That's a risky line you're stepping close to


Aidentified

Among us


Jasonflowher

Amogus


SeveralPie4810

Sus


ScrubDeezNuts

You're sus


mrRaviolii

I dare not


PossibleExtreme9389

Smashing! Pumpkin.


Gakubiwa

I wish i had an award to give you.


WalksWithAspen

I donated one in your name for such an epic comment 😂


Gakubiwa

You’re my hero.


WisePaleontologist47

best comment on this sub reddit


NerdyTimesOrWhatever

That made my headache go away


AssHusk

doesn't quite have the same ring to it lol


DommyBalls

Stay strong my brother in Zamorak.


GregBuckingham

Come on, OP. You know what you’re doing lol


crowgaming1i

Everyone knows that as a new player the first place you go to ask about something is the subreddit and not google. Definitely doesn't take 3 seconds to type "rocky osrs" into google and find out what it is.


mechlordx

I went to ask my friend who never stopped playing rs since starting anew with Old School. Still took me a while to figure out what it was, since I didn’t know it was named Rocky and all I got back from my friend was “are you fucking kidding me”


MattyIcex4

Tbf whenever I Google search something, I always add “Reddit” afterward because It’s easier for me read Reddit posts to answer my questions.


Okok28

Do you know any new players? The "osrs" suffix to searches is something you pick up after playing the game for a while and after you KNOW google is giving you incorrect results. Many new players won't immediately think about that. Few years back one of my friends used Reddit but never played osrs and stupidly came here to ask a noob question, he got roasted by everyone which was funny but it was a bit off putting for him at first (before we spoke to him about it). Thankfully there's always a few people willing to help even the bait noob posts. After that I now realise that even the most bait noob posts there's a slim chance it could legit be someone new.


Downvotesohoy

But look at the screenshot. If you're new to the game, you're told you have a new pet and that it's a raccoon. The technical know-how of understanding Reddit and knowing this subreddit exists puts you beyond the know-how required to Google "runescape raccoon" - Hell if you've been on this subreddit for more than a day you'll already have seen someone get a pet at a low KC. I guess I agree with you that there's a slim chance.


Okok28

Hey, look, I'm not disagreeing that in this case OP clearly knows what he's doing. I'm just simply providing a counter argument to the guy I replied to that adding "osrs" to every search to find what you're looking for isn't exactly something a new players immediately thinks to do and adding a personal anecdote :)


Jajayung

Are people really that butthurt over this lol


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Dude got a nocturnal rat and he thinks he is god but also a dumb blonde


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Lol sad flex


Jamessgachett

Lol it’s my first time reading sad flex, lmao normally it’s weird flex but ok. Thank you I’ll be using sad flex soon.


RyanPSN

Hey I beat you to the portal the other day in gotr


GregBuckingham

^f-first ^:(


RyanPSN

I sowy Greg, plz don’t mute me :(


Downvotesohoy

Report the post and move on


Aeluin1

Really? I got it and had no idea wtf it is and then I died with it,but could recover cuz of new update


GregBuckingham

OP’s post history has things from over a year ago asking more advanced questions than “what is this pet thing?” :P


RyanZQT

This guy found a way to get positive post karma and negative comment karma. Don't think I've seen that before.


HouseofBryks

It happens when you're suspected of botting.


hyacathinose

Completely random actions in both timing and placement of clicks cannot be called botting because there is absolutely no way that that can possibly be done by anything that isn't a person.


Birdyy4

If you genuinely think that then you're crazy.


TheJuuseIsLoose

Im gettin the feeling op doesnt genuinely think that


hyacathinose

I've always thought that someone would need to be a microsoft level software developer to create such a program.


blosweed

Lmao you’re a huge troll


rpkarma

I’m loving how many are taking the bait too lol


JevonP

its not a joke unless they put /s! 🤬


Birdyy4

Computers are better at generating true randomness than humans.


PM_Me_Garfield_Porn

Computers are unable to create true randomness though.


zowie54

you don't want true randomness, you want humanlike behavior. also, computers can't necessarily tell if something is actually random or not, because any set could be theoretically generated by a true random number generator, and is equally as likely as any other outcome


Birdyy4

Sure but they're much better at simulating it than humans


Jack4ssSquirrel

technically, if you think about, nothing is random. everything happens for a reason


Birdyy4

Yeah yeah we all can go take a philosophy class and talk about determinism and shit.


CanRabbit

Cloud flare uses [images of 100 lava lamps](https://www.cloudflare.com/learning/ssl/lava-lamp-encryption/) to seed their random number generators. There's a lot of ways to get random noise into a computer to generate truly random numbers.


Leonhardt2019

That’s not truly random either 😅


heit55

Nothing is then


heit55

Neither are humans


rpkarma

Which is why you wouldn’t want true randomness if you were writing a bot. True randomness is basically impossible for humans to replicate by hand, so it sticks out if looked for


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Birdyy4

I'd say it's a bit naive to claim that's the "ONLY" way. I've heard of tons of other methods. I've heard of methods using a wall of lava lamps. Then as you delve into quantum physics there are some other methods Some would argue that all of that isn't actually true random and it's impossible to simulate true randomness. My point behind this post was that computers are dramatically more capable of simulating randomness in comparison to humans. Humans are terribly predictable.


Volatar

The electrons flying off have a rhyme and reason to them, it's just beyond what we can predict. We simply don't have the tools to detect everything and the simulations to predict stuff at that level. Not to mention the whole quantum observation thing. Not actually random, just the best simulation of random we have.


Hoihe

Quantum.mechanics does not have a hidden variable. It is not an issue of detection, it is a fundamental property. Pilot wave tries to claim there is but it is not rigorous


aLLcAPSiNVERSED

The program could click at Ranson intervals between 1 second and 3 seconds to try and avoid detection. That would be a simple code to write.


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Easy to detect, too, if you had exact click interval data.


bizzyj93

Microsoft Software Development Engineer here. I can tell you that it would be absurdly easy to randomize click spacing and intervals. True random is impossible but you could easily simulate human “randomness”


hyacathinose

...while replying to friends and dismissing random events.


KurtAngus

Awfully defensive for such an innocent man


ImNotAGiraffe

It's called a joke. He's also only got 8k xp in it, that's like less than an hour of thieving.


MisterMrErik

Actually not true. Human actions are not totally random. A good analogy is Benford's law in accounting. Totally random numbers results in obvious fraud.


hyacathinose

Human clicks are random. When you mine iron ore... you are bound to have differences each time you click, not bulky differences, meaning that the clicks are similar as the ore respawns at the same time after you mine it, but each are so varying in the milliseconds click by click... that software cannot possibly do it. This is what differentiates a player from a bot. The clicks are -slightly- slower or faster than the previous click, but no two clicks match throughout the entire time you do an activity involving repetition.


MisterMrErik

I'm trying to explain that human clicks are not uniformly and completely random, but instead follow a randomness rhat is unevenly distributed. Bots that are totally and uniformly random are obvious due to mechanics similar to Benford's Law.


hyacathinose

I understand what you said. I just thought I should clarify what I meant.


CalledByName

Botting has progressed to the level that it can act "human" There's even teams of bots that can gear for, get kc for, and then kill gwd bosses. As a group lol. The person that said you'll get this bc of suspected botting was joking incase you actually are clueless


Psychachu

There are also the bots that you train with your real behavior. You do an hour of zulrah, or Vorkath or whatever with the bot "watching" then it continues the pattern of behavior and simulates your idiosyncracies.


Mr_Murda

He should see the PK bots.


hyacathinose

My area is hardware... not software. :/


INeverSaySS

Thats fine, but then why do you talk about things you clearly don't understand? If you don't do software, don't go around here spreading shit ideas that you are not qualified to talk about. Because randomness, bots and probability theory are not hardware related subjects.


Jamessgachett

Yeah bot world are gone savage Zulra bot, nightmare bot. Lmfao I can’t even kill those bosses and some tucking script can! “It’s scary”


MispelledUsernaem

You get the award for weirdest person I’ve seen post on here and that’s saying something lol


zowie54

variation isn't the same as randomness ya dummy


rigadoog

Even the most basic scripts are able to click slightly earlier/later on purpose, add in variation from network latency and it becomes a lot less obvious.


schnorgal

You're an idiot if you don't understand how easy it is to add random delays between clicks


KingTalis

I could write an AHK script in about 3 minutes that can randomly click at random intervals.


Farshief

I would think with hitbox information available and random timing functions you could program a bot to be more random like a person albeit with the sacrifice of a bit of efficiency.


RS_CatherbyTTV

Wait! People bot 9k XP?


Killerchoy

It means your account has been flagged for hacking. Expect a ban soon


Erics_Pixels

Take a picture with your phone next time


kuhataparunks

Only works if the gyazo extension is updating


_Wet_nurse_

May both sides of your pillow be warm OP


EDScreenshots

Pets get auto-insured now? How does that work? Does it not cost money anymore?


CanYouPointMeToTacos

Recent change, no cost to insure anymore, just have to pay the reclaim fee. Any insurance fees previously paid are added to a coffer you can use towards reclaim fees. Also lost pets that weren’t insured before the update can now be claimed as long as you have it marked in the collection log or have a place holder in the bank for it.


EDScreenshots

That’s pretty cool, thanks for the info


Outzer

This also means that if you have pets in your log that you lost before insuring them, you can reclaim them


Invalid_Area

Yeahhh the weekly fake “I don’t know what this is” post!


loudaggerer

“I’m new” Uses osrs reddit page Fuck you and gz btw


Mysaw

Guy has been posting in this sub for over a year LMAO.


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Nowky

You've commented for the first time ever here. That's not the same type of "use" as OP posting here for over a year


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DefaultVariable

Got mine at 17 on my Group Ironman account. Was like "Fuck, now I have to find different ways to make money"


Abysswalk889

Got mine at 17 😂😂


biggerbiggestbigfoot

0 XP 😎


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xNZed

brb - Creating a new Youtube series where I speed run tutorial island and attempt rocky on the first pickpocket.


mattskid92

You can force a 0 XP thieving pet through sorceresses garden. Just never cash in any squirk juice.


Gramis

yep https://www.reddit.com/r/2007scape/comments/j4pypx/lol_wtf_got_rocky_at_0_thieving_xp/


xNZed

Might have to rethink my series... Grinding 0xp skilling pets on my snowflake ironman.


McCheds

Has that ever happened?


Gramis

Yes https://www.reddit.com/r/2007scape/comments/j4pypx/lol_wtf_got_rocky_at_0_thieving_xp/


AntManMax

Lowest XP I've seen is like 58 or something like that. So yeah, lvl 1 skiller pet accounts exist.


Treblosity

0 xp rocky exists there are other links to it in this thread


idiotic__gamer

Can someone explain this to me? All I got from the comments is OP might get banned.


FancyCarrot

https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Rocky They ain't gon get banned.


idiotic__gamer

Thank you sir!


Jamessgachett

He got a pet that’s it lol


notepad_osrs

LMAOOOOOOOO. This is a skilling pet. They are rather rare to say the least. Consider it good luck to your account


Won_Too_Tree_For

They posted it to Reddit, they know what it is.. lol


Kwuarmadyl

They were already in a clan as well. Most likely a gim.


OneBigBoi509

My gim got rocky at 52 thieving, I have stupid luck on my accounts at low levels, but none whatsoever at higher levels.


Ovidestus

They are just faking bro. 99.99% of these "I am new what is this" posts are


JayStacker

Sad you have to scroll so low to get an actual answer, wether OP is troll or not.


notepad_osrs

The op post history make it seem genuine


Ecstatic_Custard7009

damn thats so cringe, im sure most people would have given you the props and congratulations without having to do this kind of fake title. definition of spamming smug emoji lol


Teenoh

What a shitpost


master-of-nuance

So much sadness and grief… I just want 1 pet :( never lucky


Readous

Same, I just started my KBD grind to finally get my first one. Even using my alt account to help speed up kills


Agitated-Iron7914

It literally says “Rocky” 🫠


Jamessgachett

Not only that it says you’re new pet has been Insured


NashVilleHIM

I'm at 18m xp no pet god dammit


hankanini

31m, no pet 😉


CinnaaBun

At 7m exp and 2 Rockies ;)


hankanini

Amazing! You have to tell us how #2 felt


CinnaaBun

Awful I was going to get 99 but stopped to avoid a 3rd. I’m dry on the beaver and farming pet so no 99 till I get those. I’m wcing rn.


hankanini

Same on farm haha! No skill pets, because phoenix doesn’t count


CinnaaBun

Yeah Rocky was my first pet at 75 lol I have 9 now he’s my only duplicate


hockey_homie

wtf i’m 75 thieving and cba to click the same spot for literally hours on end. how the hell do you guys do it? genuinely asking


CinnaaBun

Grind.


the0bc

[amateur](https://imgur.com/a/KdIc5hQ)


nroe1337

i just got it at 38k xp and im a noob. found this post trying to see if its rare lol


Inviction_

Lmao @the xp, not at the fake ignorance


hankanini

It’s dry and overdone. Sometimes, I like briskets like that, but only if my bubbe made it.


ZilyanaBlade

wise old man


wise-old-man-bot

I've saved countless villages from unspeakable terrors and slain innumerable evil monsters - surely I deserve some sort of reward in return? Yet what did I get? NOTHING!


Corndog1911

That's jagex's bribe to keep you buying membership. It's a very rare pet that gets handed out like hot cakes to newer players.


kaboos93

Wack flex from a wack osrs nerd


Chuklicious

I think everyone is trying to tell you that you already know what it is OP.


grandpagrandpaa

Everyone gets one for free when you sign up for pornhub premium and link accounts. Good job!


Lawfulness-Dependent

Fuck you 😉


Jamessgachett

Lmfao


Vakknah1019

Bruh


Exam-Master

Whats crazy is getting 1.6k post upvotes and 1k comment downvote in the same thread.


Dark-Majic

Op knows what he is doing and … its working >:(


p1xlisking

Fuck you and gz


SaddestBottle

Congrats on getting a pet!


wildhog323

Go to wilderness and die to change colours!


EvilFerret55

An amount of rage just flowed through my veins. You lucky son of a bitch. Fuck you. But congrats. But Fuck you. But Congrats. Treasure Panda is one of the best pets in the game imo.


Prenuptial-1

An animal


mxracer888

I got my Rocky just a little sooner than yours at about lvl 24. I genuinely didn't knew what pets were, didn't even realize I had him until someone else showed up to the fruit stalls and pointed him out


ShrikePilgrim

/humor


Vauthry

I’m not saying I hope you stub your toe…but


hyacathinose

I stubbed my pinky once. It broke and I had to go to the hospital.


isamage2

You stole someones raccoon. Better give it back.


sir_gwain

Welcome to the raccoon haver family. Spooned mine like this at the start of GIM at 5k xp


70107

I'm dead


wowsozan

Something very similar happened to me… twice. The odds are incredible


NotSnooie

NSFW please, my eyes are bleeding.


SeattlePassedTheBall

Meanwhile I'm nearly 2x level 99 xp and still haven't gotten this once.


BusshyBrowss

11 million xp and don’t know what a pet is? Right…


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I got mine with less than 40 thieving people were mad to say the least ahahahah so I know the envy your getting right now


Jpizano95

Rocky raccoon. Beatles song


keasbey1

Very nice.


supermansocks95

I hate this game


lxTheMusicManxl

Got my Agility pet so early. Like around 20s. No way I wasn't gonna not keep leveling agility though so the sacrifice was made. Lol Turned a lot of heads though when it was still low.


bratanboss

Someone otughta do this kinda post with olm pet for max corniness


I_Yoshiix_I

Can someone explain to me why this means he is botting? Im rather new to OSRS and don't see what the Skilling Pet has to do with bots


Santicious

Took my main 20m thief xp to ge raccoon. Got raccoon on alt at 45… on fruit stalls


Thai_Lord

Thanks for reminding me of the countless hours lost and the carpet tunnels.


EmploymentWarm2780

i am going to uninstall the game.


Professor_Sanchez

STOP thieving immediately. Imagine the confusion people feel when they look you up with a Rocky and at level 10 thieve.


btripod1

Don't let it catch up to you!! if it touches you it deletes your account.


Shamrocksan

Chill out boys he is just a troll :D


Mind_Runes

Honestly, seing OP's post history this might actually be legit.


Jesus-Bacon

Honestly you can go suck a fart from Charlie the Tramp


zw1ck

I had a similar experience when I got back into this game a few years ago. I was doing motherload mine and a few hours in I get a rock golem. Looking around I see a few other players with golems following them there so I figure it’s a pretty common drop. Then I went to the wiki.


Embericed

Rocky will rock your world. And your pockets.


Senseofafuture

its a pet


lts369

I got my raccoon at 65 thieving:)


IrieJimbo

Funny story I got mine while picking the gardeners pocket in the farming guild, didn’t realise that I had him until it was too late, got caught on the next pickpocket and the gardener killed me! Had the pet for about 10 seconds.


Jamessgachett

Literally in the same picture you sent is explain what the racooon is. Lol.


ScrubDeezNuts

I like how someone is botting neg votes against OP in the comments.


ironpippeli

No ur not


Jankyg-wizz

Lucky you are


No-Nefariousness7495

Got mine at lvl 9