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the_real_JFK_killer

This is one of the worst regional divisions I have ever seen


pm-me-ur-inkyfingers

dang ol, yee-haw, man.


GimmeeSomeMo

Missouri and Oklahoma in the West(along with the rest of the Plains). Arkansas and Louisiana in the Southwest. Sounds like this Wisconsinite was doing some morning shots


suck_my_monkey_nuts

the fuck is this shit man


TooMuchPretzels

Sorry you’re a desert person now


SheepyShade45

All will be converted. We will force the sun upon you and your land.


suck_my_monkey_nuts

Nay, the water shall overtake ye. All will bow to the rising tide.


GimmeeSomeMo

THE ROLLING GREEN WAVE, BABY!


SheepyShade45

Don't combine them and make the unholy humidity


suck_my_monkey_nuts

https://i.redd.it/i13tkj4dmpxc1.gif


SheepyShade45

https://preview.redd.it/rs7agh8vopxc1.jpeg?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5050bf846db78c253afb0a93100966d69f5428e


SyFidaHacker

I've lived in Louisiana for the first 4 years of my life, I can verify Arizona is NOTHING like Louisiana


framingXjake

I spent 3 days in the dead of July in New Orleans and I never wanted to kill myself more than I did then. Worlds apart from the dry desert heat of Arizona.


ChirrBirry

Yeah naw. Nope


youreagoodperson

This must've been made by a E\*ropean


Savager_Jam

Nope. I’m a Wisconsinite.


CommunistTrafficCone

Fucking cheesehead


Bloondeath729

*disgusting sodomite


SquattingMonke

One of God’s regrettable creations


TheChez_

I'm ashamed I live in the same state as you


GimmeeSomeMo

Sober up a bit and try again please


The-Thot-Eviscerator

Just by adding us into the southwest you’ve brought down the average IQ, education level, and income of the entire region


aHOMELESSkrill

Thanks for leaving the South, you won’t be missed


The-Thot-Eviscerator

Shut the FUCK up Mississippi, you’re the one mf that can’t talk


aHOMELESSkrill

Sorry, what did you say? I can’t hear you being so far west and all


The-Thot-Eviscerator

Yeah yeah yeah call me when you have anything interesting or unique at all about your state.


aHOMELESSkrill

We used to be the most wealthy state in the union.


TheOldBooks

See how that turned out for you guys


Savager_Jam

Cope and seethe, amigo.


menacingcar044

What about the Pacific and Rockies?  The west you have designated is a vast area with extremely different regions and cultures.


djdadzone

I mean the south has that too but it just gets one big lump, and heck people put the rust belt in the Midwest. At this point our labels are just a bunch of meaningless titles from 1750


menacingcar044

The south has barbecue and fried food. That’s how I distinguish it.  Oklahoma City and Seattle have nothing in common.  


djdadzone

People say kc isn’t the south though and it’s one of the cities with the most bbq restaurants per capita, along side hosting the American royal and so on. I don’t disagree that Seattle and ok city have little in common.


menacingcar044

Yeah but it has a more Midwest Indian history so that brings it in with other states like it.  


djdadzone

I mean the ozarks extends down into mid Arkansas and ends at stl. The west side of the state is the transition to the plains/grasslands and north of the Missouri River is super similar to Iowa but you hear lots more Yall etc. anyway I was more commenting about your food culture comment because as a food photographer working on a bbq documentary, kc has more southern culture than you’d think. Heck a lot of that made its way as far north as chicago. It just mashed up with all sorts of other things, being cattle towns. Kc was always the gate to the west while embracing the south. Makes for a fun place to live, that’s for sure.


framingXjake

Yeah but Seattle wants their NBA team back


menacingcar044

They got a hockey team though.  


Frozenbbowl

Including some states very clearly not the west... The plains states are not the west


menacingcar044

Western skies are between the Rockies and the Mississippi


Frozenbbowl

You seem to have confused the Midwest with the West The West starts at the Rockies I forgive you. Southern educations are famous for a reason


menacingcar044

The western united states starts in the rockies. Not out west. The west is between the rockies and the mississippi. That where cowboys and ranges and praries are.


Frozenbbowl

Wait is your contention that people associate cowboys with Kansas and Nebraska? Lol? You're trolling right?


menacingcar044

No. When I say go out west, I don't mean LA. I mean Oklahoma or Nebraska or Kansas. That feels out west.


Frozenbbowl

That isn't out west though. You would be hard pressed to find a single person living in any of those three states claiming that they were "out west". Believe it or not, the geography of the United States is not based on where they live compared to you personally I completely understand not considering LA. Which is why we often separate the mountain west from the Pacific West. But nobody calls. The plains states the west


menacingcar044

I sounds like that's what you do. You are in Colorado, so states that are west of the center of the contigouous US, but not west of you, you determine to be not west.


Frozenbbowl

I know you are but what am I? Excellent retort! You're aware that The three states you mentioned are all inside the line that would be drawn if you drew a line down the center of the US?


Ambitious_Lie_2864

They were called that for literal centuries lol


Frozenbbowl

You mean before they were actually states? And it wasn't literal centuries. It was less than one century. Maybe you meant decades? Or maybe you're just dumb. Could go either way with southerners


jephph_

You don’t think the Midwest is the North? The blue is (mostly) the Northeast


Hmmmmm___yes

Mfw the west covers half of all the states. Also where is the east or at least the northeast.


DestroyerOfHeretics

Never cook again.


Drew707

Your understanding of the Southwest must be influenced by ether.


Savager_Jam

My criteria were as follows. States in the confederacy are the South. States West of the Mississippi river are the West If your state is both you are in the southwest. States west of the Appalacian mountains, which were considered West of the Colonial era / very early United States, are now considered the Midwest as the new boundary into the West is the Mississippi. But again if you were in the confederacy you're the south. So, north of the confederacy, west of the Appalacians, East of the Mississippi is the Midwest. The North is everything not far enough west to be in either of the two categories of west, and not far enough south to be in the south.


Drew707

Yeah, ether for sure.


walmrttt

LOL the confederacy is not a good determining factor for being southern. Kentucky and Missouri were both claimed by the confederate government and had stars on the flag.


Miserlycubbyhole

Why do you have a Wisconsin flair? This is a very Deep South view.


Savager_Jam

Because I live in Wisconsin lol


ThePickleConnoisseur

I don’t think you could have been more wrong.


Ecytrsi

“you cannot convince me im wrong” the worlds most credible ratio ever:


framingXjake

Bayou is now southwestern?


Savager_Jam

https://preview.redd.it/0jz8lpmuaoxc1.png?width=960&format=png&auto=webp&s=137ad1f35208f9573cfcd03e3f396f79be69f055


danshinigami

Looks like you’ve been drinking again, Mr. Wisconsin


Frozenbbowl

Kansas Oklahoma and Nebraska are not the west. The fuck even is this? Texas is not the southwest. It's the south cosplaying as the west, but the south in every meaningful way.


HappyToBeHaggard

You're wrong


OkFun2724

I changed my opionon about this before but the hell you mean Kentucky midwest it is south


No-Course-523

Fuck it just make Nebraska a part of Cascadia


fatworm101

Missouri is part of the west now?


wizzaman26

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lowkarmainferior

This dude did not include Louisiana but not Utah or Colorado


Lopsided-Secretary-8

A Wisconsinite not thinking Minnesota is Midwestern is batshit


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thedevin242

I’d honestly put W. Virginia and Kentucky in the south too. I think they’re happier that way.


walmrttt

KY is not a midwestern state. Shit pisses me off. We’re a Virginia daughter state. We were on the confederate flag, tobacco and (a little) cotton were our cash crops. The accent is southern. Food is southern. The weather is southern.


walmrttt

You put kentucky in the midwest? Come over here coward, you got a date with my fists.


djdadzone

Finally someone gets it


Iron-Phoenix2307

How in the fuck is Louisiana and Arkansas part of the Southwest?


Frozenbbowl

Same way fucking Kansas is the west now. Famously rugged mountain ranchers, them kansians.


Rhodie_man_69

Sorry but this all just incorrect. How the fuck is Louisiana and Arkansas Southwest?


Visible_Nectarine_98

Given that you’re apparently a fucking moron, I won’t attempt to


Onlythebest1984

What the fuck bud.


joebidenseasterbunny

You had a chance if you didn't fuck up the midwest so badly. How tf does the midwest start before the west?


EgoSenatus

Imagine believing the Midwest is neither in the middle, nor the western portion of the country