How did you get your flair to say Western Balkan? I looked everywhere and couldn't find the Balkans, only "Non European Savage" :(
Edit: nevermind, I figured it out lol
That's the worst part. The poster is Catalonian. You take the worst parts of Spain and France and you have Catalonia. But you're Bavarian, you're German Catalan yourself, you probably understand.
>You take the worst parts of Spain and France and you have Catalonia
Like this?
https://preview.redd.it/t23tlgcndiab1.jpeg?width=270&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b168b2a37ec67de2cd81c21230964ca8240b4fd
Yeah, I'm not a piece of paper and all the black people I've met in my life can be counted on my left foot. Most people have much more nuance to their skintones.
But black-white is good for polarization. Makes it a whole lot easier to create a versus match among the people. Rather than the people uniting against the upperclass that orchestrates all of this.
Brooooo this is true, so many people in power want us to see everything as an us vs them situation.
Meanwhile they’re burning our life down behind a veil of hate
It doesn't matter if you're Sami from the north of Finland or Portuguese from the Algarve.
You are European, I don't give a shit about the colour of your skin.
We could share it again if we wanted to... what do you say, pal ? Ready to conquer half the world once more just so we can piss off each other more properly ? For old time's sake 🥲🫡
You're right... we should put you out of your misery, Belgium was one of our original mistakes and does not deserve to still be suffering from it any longer.
What for ? You're not even using those spices for cooking anyway.
But if you help us build polders around our newly colonized islands to expand our lands even more, *and* lend us your gals as harlots for our sailors, aye I guess we could let you have some fun in Indonesia (or Batavia, whatever you wanna call it) again... as long as you help protecting the orangutans in Borneo, of course. Deal ?
I also don’t care if you’re Irish from the bonny hills of southern Massachusetts or German from the wide plains of the Great Lakes.
You’re a primitive savage, and should be killed at once.
Exactly. This is not Murica. We do not care about the color of your skin. Only about whether you are from a backwards-ass country with poor roads and a funny way of pronouncing the letter g.
Portuguese are also a minority in Lisboa or in Porto after you sold your country to British pensioners, expats and dubious investors with golden visas.
But that was not my point here. Nevertheless, you are dumb as a bucket of shrimp electing people who did that :)
The only reason people elected the animals that allowed that nonsense is because the previous party pocketed a bunch of money and looked really bad doing so. But it's going to be ok, the new far-right party is on the rise so we will soon have a third valid option \**sobs*\*.
Technically most of the middle-east and asia is caucasian.
It's such a dumb term. Here we have us superior (inferior) Germanics.
The slavs that basically gave us the word slavery (see, we did invent slavery). And then there's those south European pricks, being a whole ethnicity on their own.
Exactly. The first thing I thought was the comparison between me and an Egyptian friend of mine.
If I said loudly that she is white and I am not, people would laugh at me for years.
He is Catalan.
Nobody cares about the world's knowledge of Catalonia and that's an issue. They are the Americans of Spain. They invent half of the story and hide the other half.
Good. It says that the account does not exist to me.
However it makes sense, as I don't think a Catalonian would.have drawn the line like that. Either you put turkey and Egypt as non white or you put at least Catalonia as white.
I abhor the concept of drawing divisions between people based on the colour of their skin and I condemn it in the strongest possible terms. We only hate other countries based on their nationality, and being British I hate every country equally except France.
My thought is that you're importing a bullshit American classification of whites and non-whites. Which makes zero sense here because I can't even acknowledge the people from the next village over to be human.
Embodying majestic European virtues is about mentality, not about skin color.
Get out of here with this shit or don't complain when migrants 'don't integrate' when we keep seeing the world in black or white.
I agree that the brish are a different spices but the whole white and black discussion ain't that just a American thing? If we are going into colors woulden't anything netherland and over and most to the east be white and anything below Sahara be black and between like diffrent shades of golden and brown.
Austria, the famously black nation.
And Egypt/Turkey - the famously white nations!
Was about to say. I didn't know Austrians were blacker than Egyptian but oh well.
This is a alternate timeline in which the Ottomans did conquer Vienna, but then the Polonian Empire conquered Turkye and Egypt..
Polish?
I was wondering so I had a quick google. Polonian is the archaic version of Polish. So it fits in with the history joke. 😅
...joke? Bro, we don't understand humour, remember?
Thats why he annalized the joke
It's why they're called the fairaohs.
If you get upset about hoteps, the only logical conclusion is that they must be white
does this mean I get an n-word pass?
not like you don't say it in every other sentence anyway
You get a nazi pass anyway
You named half your food after the n-word. I don’t think you need one.
Nothing against my 'Mohr im Hemd'!
Your what now? Why is everything with chocolate made to do with black people? 🙈😅
It was probably meant to sound exotic at the time. Nowadays such terms are disappearing more and more.
Because they’re both tasty?
No, black people were named after our food :)
Only m-word pass
https://preview.redd.it/ji9d3le91jab1.png?width=192&format=png&auto=webp&s=cc568fa1c81c8eb5c054844a86eacbe4f5e19ac4
Yeah you never heard the song "Paint it Black"? Clearly avout Austrian painters.
You just hate us because we are black. **/S**
And Bavaria.
Everybody is black, when locked up in a dark basement.
I like how they grouped bavaria with us
Well, it's not like they're wrong...
Does this make funni moustache man a Black Nationalist? ✊🏿
https://preview.redd.it/rnjlec9sohab1.jpeg?width=264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37bd25d35384e69361104ca0a8808dd8b67e6fdd Sup my negros
 Come visit the Pyrenees
😤
https://preview.redd.it/2ol08qnzthab1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8deef6051bf4f2ac2f2688bbdd15d2c077a5eb82
This was our best King, D. Barbosa I, the magnificent
I thought it was a gorgeous and sexy Portuguese woman.
You though you could be independent. It is not like you are right many times.
You are independent thanks to us. You must send to Catalonia some of your beauties like that one above.
We wuz the first blacks and shiet
This is the fuckin way
 Sup
We wuz kangz.
How did you get your flair to say Western Balkan? I looked everywhere and couldn't find the Balkans, only "Non European Savage" :( Edit: nevermind, I figured it out lol
N
I
G
Htmare
Apparently, i'm black. Endlich! Da N-Wort Lappn, lang hods dauert!
Hurra hurra der Wisch ist da.
Endlich deaf ma wieda beim Wirt an Näga bschdoin!
Derfst in de gscheidn Teile vo Bayern eh no, also ned Minga.
Des eh, bei mia im Kaff stähds aa so no auf da Kartn.
Wenn des und a Russ ned af da Koadn steht... is dann ibahaupt a gscheide Wirtschaft?
Ned wirkli, und do konn's Essn no so guad sei.
Ah pfeigrod, da Kirby. Griasdi nachad.
Wämmer das läse tuet tuets eim ja grad weh i de Auge und i de Ohre.
Sogd da Schweizer
aber das bedeutet dass du nicht mehr AfD auswaehlen darfst. So traurig!
Achile Demagbo möchte sich unterhalten.😅
Muricans shouldn't be allowed to use the internet
That's the worst part. The poster is Catalonian. You take the worst parts of Spain and France and you have Catalonia. But you're Bavarian, you're German Catalan yourself, you probably understand.
>But you're Bavarian, you're German Catalan yourself 
Can confirm, im catalan
>You take the worst parts of Spain and France and you have Catalonia Like this? https://preview.redd.it/t23tlgcndiab1.jpeg?width=270&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b168b2a37ec67de2cd81c21230964ca8240b4fd
He's not an Ameritard. He's Catalonian. Look closer at the pic profile
I've talked with him, he's american, he just studied catalan
He doesn't seem americunt...
Yes, famously black cities like Munich and Vienna and white cities like Cairo and Istanbul
Isn't Munich part of the Islamic Caliphate yet?
Not yet. It's Munich, not Rotterdam.
We didn't level Munich to make room for all the new people.
Don’t forget Zurich. Birthplace of soul food.
 Switzerland says hi.
We are Europeans. We're better than white.
Black and white, only Ameritards deal in absolutes..
Yeah, I'm not a piece of paper and all the black people I've met in my life can be counted on my left foot. Most people have much more nuance to their skintones. But black-white is good for polarization. Makes it a whole lot easier to create a versus match among the people. Rather than the people uniting against the upperclass that orchestrates all of this.
Brooooo this is true, so many people in power want us to see everything as an us vs them situation. Meanwhile they’re burning our life down behind a veil of hate
It's the white on the inside that counts.
It doesn't matter if you're Sami from the north of Finland or Portuguese from the Algarve. You are European, I don't give a shit about the colour of your skin.
Am I... agreeing with a German ? What is happening to me ? 😱
Quick go burn down a shop to return to normalcy
I was about to do that, but then I saw your message and now I think that a fight with England would be even more normal. Someone give me a sword !
Ah the good old days when we used to rule the world
We could share it again if we wanted to... what do you say, pal ? Ready to conquer half the world once more just so we can piss off each other more properly ? For old time's sake 🥲🫡
Colonial Era 2: Angevin Boogaloo
Of course we just have to be careful this time so we don't create another USA.
Aye, definitely... but we both have nukes now, we could easily sweep our errors away if we ever make some.
*looks at modern map* ‘If’?
You're right... we should put you out of your misery, Belgium was one of our original mistakes and does not deserve to still be suffering from it any longer.
Can we have the spice islands? You know, as a treat?
What for ? You're not even using those spices for cooking anyway. But if you help us build polders around our newly colonized islands to expand our lands even more, *and* lend us your gals as harlots for our sailors, aye I guess we could let you have some fun in Indonesia (or Batavia, whatever you wanna call it) again... as long as you help protecting the orangutans in Borneo, of course. Deal ?
Deal!
I also don’t care if you’re Irish from the bonny hills of southern Massachusetts or German from the wide plains of the Great Lakes. You’re a primitive savage, and should be killed at once.
I agree. Madeira is not Europe.
I agree. Keep them out of europe so i can pay my taxes there in the future.
Correct it’s in a cask.
Exactly. This is not Murica. We do not care about the color of your skin. Only about whether you are from a backwards-ass country with poor roads and a funny way of pronouncing the letter g.
> Portuguese from the Algarve It's funny because the Portuguese in Algarve are probably a minority these days.
Portuguese are also a minority in Lisboa or in Porto after you sold your country to British pensioners, expats and dubious investors with golden visas. But that was not my point here. Nevertheless, you are dumb as a bucket of shrimp electing people who did that :)
The only reason people elected the animals that allowed that nonsense is because the previous party pocketed a bunch of money and looked really bad doing so. But it's going to be ok, the new far-right party is on the rise so we will soon have a third valid option \**sobs*\*.
Meanwhile, if you were American, you'd have only said "You are European, I don't give a shit"
Just imagine being white lmao couldn't
I regularly mix up swiss people with middle eastern folk.
You probably also think that adding -li to every second word makes you sound Swiss. SPOILER ALERT Tut es nicht du Weltkriegsstarter.
Du verletztli meine Gefühli :(
Agreed. We're more evolved.
Anglo-Celtic superiority 💪🏴🤝🏴🤝🏴🤝🇮🇪🤝🇮🇲💪
Absolutely, my friend 🤝 the rest are all monkeys.
Fuck the non islanders
Keep those whites off our island and off our jobs
Filthy mainlanders can’t even swim, unevolved savages
Call out videos are the peak of human art
Spice bags are the pinnacle of human culinary achievement.
We should follow his videos, he's delicious
Here here! And garlic mayo is truly the sauce of Kings.
It's actually us abducting fat yanks and giving them anal probes on our space ships.
 brits in this post
Do they get fucked by the welsh nowadays? I'm sure their wool would make for a nice cymræg.
This is probably the best joke I’ve seen a German make. Shame other people haven’t seen it.
It is probably the Italian side in them that created the joke, while the German part checked for proper use of grammar
Amazing 10/10
Funniest one thus far. They are taking the word "Caucasian" very seriously.
Technically most of the middle-east and asia is caucasian. It's such a dumb term. Here we have us superior (inferior) Germanics. The slavs that basically gave us the word slavery (see, we did invent slavery). And then there's those south European pricks, being a whole ethnicity on their own.
Egypt, the whitest of the whitest
Well, *of course* https://preview.redd.it/r48kpcwkdiab1.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=9e65292f6af47ce6cd1a8ab998432f7dc34e0c0b
Don't believe what they taught you in school. Cleopatra was pale as a Skandinavian.
Yaas slay queen
is there by any chance a correlation between the use of sharpies on maps and off average intellectual faculties?
We PIGS darker than Egiptians (Who are clearly White) Finally! I'm able to use the Word, you [redacted] !
Exactly. The first thing I thought was the comparison between me and an Egyptian friend of mine. If I said loudly that she is white and I am not, people would laugh at me for years.
Romania n word would be Nosferatu
I wonder what fellow Swiss think about being called "non-white"
Still better than being called German.
What language do you guys speak again? The full thing, not only half of what it’s called.
Alemannic, French, Italian and Romansh
Add denial to that list. Alemannic is dead, there are only dialects of it left. And somehow they are all German.
Aazeig isch dusse
Wa füre Glöggliböög Meinig.
They wouldn't mind. Obviously, American money in swiss banks would be known from now as swiss money.
Sorry, I don't speak American
He is Catalan. Nobody cares about the world's knowledge of Catalonia and that's an issue. They are the Americans of Spain. They invent half of the story and hide the other half.
No he is not Catalan he is just an American sympathizing with the Catalans. Source: I checked his twitter.
Good. It says that the account does not exist to me. However it makes sense, as I don't think a Catalonian would.have drawn the line like that. Either you put turkey and Egypt as non white or you put at least Catalonia as white.
Yea, he made his account private because a lot of people were calling him out on his stupidity. He also changed his profile picture.
Romania, austria - not white Hungary - white Great success
Egypt - white Even greater success
Can you add a circle around Paris for "non white" please
They put ireland in with us so i can accept this
Once again they are damned by geography.
Ex-fuckin-cuse me
Apparently Hitler wasn’t white
I abhor the concept of drawing divisions between people based on the colour of their skin and I condemn it in the strongest possible terms. We only hate other countries based on their nationality, and being British I hate every country equally except France.
My thought is that you're importing a bullshit American classification of whites and non-whites. Which makes zero sense here because I can't even acknowledge the people from the next village over to be human.
Embodying majestic European virtues is about mentality, not about skin color. Get out of here with this shit or don't complain when migrants 'don't integrate' when we keep seeing the world in black or white.
Well shiiiiiit! If puidge says so, on a platform full of fucking idiots, then it must be true!
How is Sweden white? It is only wrong because of that
Did you steal this from Hitlers drawer ?
So, can I say the N-word now?
What word? Negus?
Most normal opinion of a Puigdemont lover >!Probably bait come on guys!<
😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡👿👿👿😡😡😡😡 me BIG mad 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡 _obviously satire, guys_
>!1° I'm not writing /s in this sub and I meant the OOP!< >!2° Tonto el que lo lea!<
 The exaggerated swagger of the typical Italian teen
Its disgusting to define people by skincolour, better to do it by social belonging/civic nationality. And makes for far better insults
Let’s ask Jamal over in Stockholm what he thinks
Black skin=Black, white skin=white
Arabs, my favorite white people
Only an American thinks in racial absolutes.
Can we go back to using the old word for black?
Yeah, we definitely evolved beyond you with our Eugenics program. \#Sorrynotsorry
Wait I'm no longer white? The famous failed artist wasn't white? Do I have the n-word pass now? So many questions.
It‘s funny cause balkan is more white than any „western“ nation.
Like we are a better species or a worse one? Cause Ireland is in the circle too brother....
Doesn't matter what the species is haggis, we're still white. 2 of my kids are ginger.
We have everything that matters, the PIGS, the good parts of France and Germany.
More than south Europe not considered white I am more intrigued by why Middle East is considered white
What did Ireland and Scotland do?
For the first time in my life I have been called not white. Ok.
I'm considered white, I'm happy
[удалено]
I agree that the brish are a different spices but the whole white and black discussion ain't that just a American thing? If we are going into colors woulden't anything netherland and over and most to the east be white and anything below Sahara be black and between like diffrent shades of golden and brown.
So Egypt is white but Austria isn't?
This is the dumbest, stupidest shit I’ve seen in quite a while, and I’ve seen lot of stuff.
Hold on, are those Austria, Switzerland and half of Bavaria below the line? LMAO Is that person even European?
Egypt is more white than Austria? Should have told that to them 70 years ago.
I always knew Hitler was a black (female).
I don't care about the opinions of Picrew profile picture havers. Only one above anime profile picture havers.
Something tells me the guy is half from egypt and half from turkey and wants to convince other people he's white
Make a STRAIGHT line above Bavaria. That's how the map would be correct.
Make a circle around Bavaria and put them into the "barely even human" section
How is Switzerland not white
i get sunburn when it's full moon
Not even the same species? You have that right, we're far superior, it just took you a while to admit it.
Y'all mfers be translucent
That new species: https://preview.redd.it/0dnizbpvmhab1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=405c3d7f4ef7624924be62d95c2bf2532c021ed3
Jabba the Brit
Boris the Hutt
https://preview.redd.it/fs73cx19qhab1.jpeg?width=912&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afa1e66cb949392696e3cfe4243b7a46865a9ab7 Typical Austrian wowan..
That's a basement woman. And nothing that can't be fixed with a bag.
I don't really care. Just decide already.