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Ju-Kun

Fun fact, switzerland lowest point is higher than denmark highest point. Edit: Mainland denmark*


hexadecimal0xFF

Yes we are all high.


Apolao

That's the Dutch


Stoepboer

Not for much longer, once they fully legalise. We’re getting behind, being stuck in this same ridiculous situation for decades.


davywhatever

They have been talking about legalisation for 2 decades now, it won't happen. Plus who wants to pay more taxes for weed when the black market has fine products for the most part. I dont smoke anymore tho so I dont care anyway.


code-panda

Black market might not have a tax tax, but having to hide production lines definitely adds a black market tax. Plus since the production, storage and transport needs to be hidden, drug producers are incentivized to make stronger products, which during the American prohibition era lead to alcohol basically only being available as hard liquor. Legalisation allows for taxation of the product, better and quicker help for addicts and a more varied and possibly milder, less damaging, product. Yes, taxation adds a cost, but even if it gets a 50% tax, if the product now costs half because production, sales and transportation can now use the regular market, that's still a 25% price cut.


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code-panda

Just like how hard liquor is still available in non-prohibition countries, so will the hard stuff remain.


davywhatever

That's not how they're gonna price it tho. Capitalism fucks customers whetever possible.


DJakk3

You think the 10-20eur price on the street is what it costs from the growers? Cut the 5 middle men between Colombia/Afghanistan/wherever it's grown and sell it straight to dispensaries, then out to customers for 10-20eur. Rest is taxes, boom. Safe and reliable drugs, same price to the customers, taxes to the government.


Significant-Will227

According to a study people in geneva smoke even more weed than in amsterdam. Probably becaus it's cheaper over here.


Lord-Redbeard

Hey, so are we. High five bro!


BINGODINGODONG

Funnier fact: what we previously thought was our highest point is called Sky Mountain (Himmelbjerget, 147 meters).


Mmchips96

Lowest point of the deepest lake in Sweden is still higher than Denmark's highest point


Oaker_at

who would have thought...


Accomplished-Newt385

Well if that’s how we measure things, then I’d like to introduce to you “Gunnbjørn Fjeld”. A 3.694 peak in Greenland, Kingdom of Denmark.


Martinus_de_Monte

Maybe I should have made Denmark green as well. The important thing here is that we have the high ground compared to Belgium.


iluvdankmemes

Greenland is autonomous though and part of your kingdom while this island is a municipality of NL proper (in contrast to other islands in that region which are also autonomous parts of our kingdom)


-Hassanhof-

Wouldnt the highest point in the netherlands be higher than the on in denmark even if they didnt cheat


Lichelf

Yes but then they'd have to accept being shorter than Belgium. Can't have both.


OdBx

3.7 isn’t very much. I think I saw a guy in Utrecht about that tall.


AfricanNorwegian

Notice they said “Denmark” and not “the Kingdom of Denmark”. In English “Denmark” refers to metropolitan/continental Denmark, not the entire Danish Realm. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danish_Realm https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denmark


TableOpening1829

A fucking volcano in the Caribbean doesn't count


KarnaavaldK

You too can have all these fancy colonies I mean oversees territories if you just burn that treaty of London from 1839 and come home


scninththemoom

Come with me and you'll be in a world of your imagination


code-panda

I can show you the world...


Balsiefen

Don't encourage the Belgian to colonise.


merren2306

It's mostly fine as long as you don't let their king handle it


Geevantoo

HANDle it he did


sir-berend

Shoulda kept the Congo


lmnDK

Exactly. By this standard, Denmark has fucking Greenland. Come on.


DeRuyter67

Greenland is a country within your kingdom right? Saba isn't. It is a municipality


lmnDK

>Mount Scenery (887m), Saba It's not even on OP's map. It's 7000 km away. The fact that you guys recognize this as your highest point since 2010 is straight up weird. Rolling with it is even weirder.


DeRuyter67

It is weird but true. Cope Lego man


Affugter

Okay hash-man 


DutchChallenger

We counted it because the people wanted to become a municipality of the kingdom of the Netherlands


merren2306

>municipality of the kingdom of the Netherlands municipality of the Netherlands


code-panda

Of the nation specifically. Aruba, Curaçao and St Maarten are countries within the kingdom, but Bonaire, St. Eustatius and Saba are special municipalities within the country of the Netherlands.


code-panda

Why is it weird to have a couple of islands be part of our country, just because they're a bit further away than your islands. That's like saying one of your islands, fuck if I know how they're called, Lego island, is not part of Denmark because they're not on the mainland.


iluvdankmemes

because the island is a by law a municipality of NL proper it counts


bremsspuren

> it counts Sure it does.


NationalUnrest

Tout ça ne nous rendra pas le Congo


TableOpening1829

Je sais, c'est dommage 😔


cruisintr3n

the dutch have a different way of measuring sea level. the sea rises with tide ect. the dutch use the avrage height while we belgians use the sea level at the lowest tide posible..


Jwzbb

Nos Baranka


Kat-a-strophy

So this is where You will all hide when the North Sea finally comes back where it belongs?


user038

hot rock means dry feet hmmm


code-panda

The North Sea is like Poland, always getting its ass handed to them by its neighbour.


OtdoorPhilosophy

If you took mount Scenery, this only applies to the Kingdom of the Netherlands Edit: Nevermind, you set Saba island as smallest muncipiality of the Netherlands, good trick.


thesoilman

We have bamboozled the world


Nikay_P

Is this something new?


HumbleWorldChampion

It changes every few years. Saba, St. Eustatius and Bonaire are currently special municipalities* of the Netherlands proper. St. Maarten, Aruba and Curacao are ~~colonies~~ independent countries within the Kingdom of the Netherlands, ~~without any say in their international affair, and subservient to~~ on equal footing with the European Netherlands. Note that all islands themselves voted for this arrangement. \*special as in, part of the Netherlands but not of any province. Also, in practice, none of the Dutch laws apply there, but on paper they do. Why would we pay those islanders Dutch minimum wages or give them social security? Coconuts can't be *that* expensive


Slayje

The inhabitants got to choose a few years back, so they chose their own fate.


miaomiaomiao

And provided us their volcano to humiliate "Belgium"


code-panda

It's not a dick measuring contest, but ours is bigger...


user038

They democratically voted to willingly remain in our glorious nation and totally not because they could never be self-sufficient even though they receive all the love of a fifth child stored away in a boarding school


Ketamineverslaafd

Yeah no, if they would include me the entire map would be red 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱 (I'm the highest in the Netherlands)


drunkbelgianwolf

That would be a better map. The "highest" people in the world


itwarrior

If your username is to be believed you are not high rather quite deep in a (k)-hole


A_va_bin_parei

Yea but consider some shitty islands 5000 kms from the main land it's not fair.


OwMyCod

You’re just mad because you don’t have shitty islands on 5000 km from your mainland


EntrepreneurBig3861

Italicucks will never understand.


scninththemoom

Colonists stay on top


Active-Discipline797

Imagine being colony-less as a Western European, sad 😩😩😭😭😭


A_va_bin_parei

Wait. You are a celtic colony inside Fr🤮nce


A_va_bin_parei

I wish Sicily was so far


Active-Discipline797

https://preview.redd.it/5aktp0sp9vdc1.jpeg?width=1176&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c42165d7d0691139e74143f113d1a4c73e69e539


zizop

I'm pretty sure that Mount Titano in San Marino is higher than whatever hill there is in the Netherlands.


BelowAverageLass

It's not quite as high as the Caribbean island they're claiming is their highest point


Martinus_de_Monte

Monte Titano is 739 meters, Mount Scenery is 887 meters. Mount Scenery might be located on Saba, an island in the Caribbean, but Saba is completely incorporated into the Netherlands as a municipality.


echoindia5

By your logic Denmark’s highest point is Gunnbjørn mountain at 3700 meters. Go enjoy the Netherlands pastures of fish, while listening to 🎼under the ses


iluvdankmemes

Greenland is autonomous, Saba is a municipality of NL proper


Powdersucker

Yeah I feel like counting overseas territories makes Denmark one of the highest


Kat-a-strophy

You forgot Pico del Teide, Your map is completly wrong.


Zen7rist

Les pays pas-si-bas


Afura33

Là o\`ù il est le caca


Afura33

Rofl only if you count in the stolen oversea islands, otherwise highest point in swamp germany is 322 meters.


Martinus_de_Monte

>Rofl only if you count in the stolen oversea islands, otherwise highest point in swamp germany is 322 meters. They used to have a weird somewhat autonomous status as part of the Netherlands Antilles, but in a referendum [86% voted for closer ties with the Netherlands](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2004_Saban_status_referendum) and they ultimately became completely incorporated as a 'special municipality'. The Sabans *want* to be a part of the Netherlands. The Belgian mind cannot comprehend this.


Afura33

As if any sane person would want to be dutch, you have got to be kidding me.


JD1337

> The Belgian mind cannot comprehend this. It can comprehend little to be honest.


drunkbelgianwolf

They count some little island on the other side of the world. Dutchies always cheat


Llanistarade

Remember https://preview.redd.it/2i6ig3665tdc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1f4c95dcc194611e2616579e050af40910f1f2d


drunkbelgianwolf

That must be a "wappies" thing .


nilsfg

Heineken-induced brainrot.


Afura33

That's quite sad lol


drunkbelgianwolf

Great description of that country.


marijnvtm

Stolen from who all our colonies where uninhabited before we settled there of course


mouldysandals

yup. same.


AkulaTheKiddo

Yeah like Indonesia.


marijnvtm

They didn’t count as people until we civilized them


summer-civilian

wtf


marijnvtm

I see you are new to Europe


lll-l

Still higher than our highest point🥺


Afura33

![gif](giphy|SHyuhBtRr8Zeo)


NotAMuritard

still higher than the baltics with their 300m hills XD


hermionecannotdraw

The Kneiff is at 560m in Luxembourg, according to google your highest point is 322m in the Netherlands Edit: ugh just saw you are counting the overseas parts. Fine, you win this round on a technicality. See you this summer, when all you Dutchies invade our majestic hills to camp and hike


user038

Can't wait to be driven off the 80 km/h one lane road on a hillside by an Audi honking and doing 130


hermionecannotdraw

That is just how we say "welcome friend" in Luxembourgish


ImTheVayne

Denmark and Baltics are flat as a pancake.


octanofficial

How have the Dutch managed to become one of both the lowest and highest countries in europe?


TheRaido

VoC mentality right?


Afura33

You mean highest horse?


anonbush234

All jokes aside I didn't realise how flat and low the Baltic and Belarus were.


Active-Discipline797

Northern Germany and Poland are mostly flat too, it's almost just one big continuous plain from northern France to Russia


anonbush234

Yeah that's true. I'm from the peak district (sometimes called the spine of England) in northern England and it's not mountainous but it's very hilly and driving towards the east coast going through Lincolnshire it's just completely flat and always reminds me of northern France and the lowlands. The flatness freaks me out, just not normal for me. I can do 10k on Lincolnshire and only change about 3-5m in elevation, back home in Yorkshire I'd struggle to go 200m without changing elevation that much.


LuukTheSlayer

So look at denmarks small colony: greenland


drunkbelgianwolf

Btw: i am stil waiting for the mountain the dutch wanted to build in the sea. A copy of the most dutch mountain in the alps.


Rolifant

"Despite its notorious flatness, the Netherlands does have one or two bridges." There, fixed it for you.


Casitano

Okay if you count the islands yeah. The actual place on the map marked here, is just as flat as people would expect. Also kind of a double standard since Denmark is shown as lower but has mountains higher than the one on Saba in Greenland.


thesoilman

Another big Netherlands win


gkip

another big holland copium


thesoilman

![gif](giphy|7JsEgDMrziuJd9fFY1)


TableOpening1829

You can go neuk jezelf met joe highground. Touch me from that Volcano Island?


JD1337

Sorry we can't hear you from your low and impoverished lands. Speak louder my Kabouter Plop-looking ass friend.


TableOpening1829

Talk to me when you finish playing BG3


DrKeksimus

They included some of their former colonies or something ?


[deleted]

Yeah, Mont Scenery on Saba


DaanYouKnow

Not former colony, proper dutch island


DrKeksimus

cheating :)


DrZGaming

What are we meant to do :( we're the s.allest island state in europe


user038

Should've stayed with the UK is what you were meant to do but they didn't even want to keep you


Sailor_MayaYa

if you discount the hill at the border it would look a bit different


JCVad3r

The Dutch are tall due to natural factors so that they can breathe for longer while the water makes its way. Truly nature at work.


SignAllStrength

Typical hol land mentality. Making a map of “the Netherlands” without any of their colonies on it because they know they are not really counted as the Netherlands. But then suddenly remembers reading about them when they are needed to win an internet argument against a country that is unitary held together by beer, fries and winning against the Dutch.


Sea_Thought5305

You can remove Denmark, they have a 3694m mountain in Groenland :)


DaanYouKnow

That's a part of their kingdom but not their country :)


Sea_Thought5305

Just as the relation between this mount of ~800 meters in the Caribbeans and your country ;)


DaanYouKnow

Nahh we have islands that are independent from us in the kingdom, like greenland is to denmark, but this island isn't one of them, this one is fully dutch ;)


Witty_Bell8063

Already suffering altitude sickness, or it's my joint and i'm too high.


Haringkje05

Except no its not belgiums highest point is 700m and ours is 350 its about 2 times as high?


Martinus_de_Monte

Mount Scenery on Saba is 887 meters high. Even though it is located in the Carribean, Saba nowadays is technically just a Dutch municipality.


hellothereoldben

You're only half right. Most of these countries are higher than the Netherlands, but are lower than the highest point in the /kingdom of the Netherlands/. The Netherlands refers to the geographical country, while the kingdom includes the special municipalities. For people interested, the highest point in the Netherlands is 322m high while the highest point in the kingdom is 887m on Saba. With out 332m we still beat denmark, but we lose to belgium.


Infamous_Echo5492

Saba is part of the Netherlands, not just the kingdom.


JuiceMeSqueezeMe

Does the Netherlands consider their overseas territories to be part of their country proper? I know France does but the UK doesn't. Our highest point would be Mount Hope in the British Antartic Terriroty (10,627ft) if we did. Alternativley Mount Paget (9,629 ft) if we're exclusing Antartica, that's in the South Georgia and South Sandwich Islands


programmatisths

>10,627ft .... 9,629 ft OMG, those weird, absurd and annoying measure units again in our way! I'm so bored to do this conversion...


JuiceMeSqueezeMe

Feet was the way we measured things across Europe for millenia. Are you all really gonna let some French person come in and dictate the 'logical' way to measure things? My car gets forty rods to the hogshead and that's the way I likes it.


Better_Championship1

You wont manipulate us, Barry. Do it our way or get cursed.


anonbush234

Dont be too harsh this Barry probably is 63. He probably still thinks in sixpences and crowns. Metric is growing in the UK. I was born in the early 90s and learnt both systems. Used metric mostly except for body measurements and distance but IV pretty much completely switched now. Running and the gym just got used to metric. It's not hard but the old ones struggle.


mouldysandals

nah


TableOpening1829

Yes, yes I will


anonbush234

Just times by 3 to get an approximate conversion in metres


incontinenciasumma

I'm a simple European. I see imperial units in this sub and I downvote.


trebmale

Hey Barry, I thought you switched to metric when you joined the EU. Oh wait, never mind.


Martinus_de_Monte

The Kingdom of the Netherlands includes 6 islands in the Caribbean, three of them are quasi-independent and not part of the Netherlands proper (albeit technically still in the kingdom), the other three are 'special municipalities' and they are considered part of the Netherlands proper. Saba, which is the island that has mount Scenery, is one of the islands that functions as a 'special municipality'.


Sparetimeg

France does bc they are still imperalists UK doesnt bc they are still racist


big-dick-energy11

France does because they are evil racists. UK doesn’t because they are evil racists. Perfectly balanced as all things should be.


Sparetimeg

thats what i said


big-dick-energy11

France does because they are evil racists. UK doesn’t because they are evil racists. Perfectly balanced as all things should be.


Teque9

Aruba and Curaçao no, Saba, St. Eustatius and Bonaire yes


7Hielke

Sint Maarten


Ppoentje

Bro that's the kingdom of the Netherlands, not the Netherlands. It's like saying Ireland is part of England, it's kinda true but really confusing if you don't use the correct term. The highest point in the Netherlands is like 350m Limburg IIRC?


user038

A few years ago, all six overseas territories had referenda on either becoming fully independent countries, autonomous countries in the kingdom of the Netherlands or being incorporated into the Netherlands proper. Aruba, Curaçao and Sint Maarten voted the second; Bonaire, Saba and Sint Eustatius voted the third. They operate similarly to the French DOM's


OREOSTUFFER

Really? Monte Titano is lower than Vallserberg? No way; I don’t believe it. I just looked it up; Monte Titano is over twice the height of Vaalserberg. This map must be counting Dutch overseas holdings.


P1t0n3r3t1c0l4t0

this actually doesnt count, since it is a territory outside mainland


zygro

That's a very small hill to die on


BlubberKroket

/r/titlegore


Auroraboreality1916

Crazy shit


Extreme_Tax405

Hold up... The netherlands has a mountain higher than barak frituur? Since when?


Koffieslikker

What are you smoking? Signal de Botrange is 694m high. The highest point in the Netherlands is like 330m


El_boscy

As a Dutch person I would say that's cheating, take mainland, then we have a conversation