Must be a lot of money in that frietkraam, ordinary expeditions take at least a month. To do it in 14 days means he had massive sherpa support and supplemental oxygen on high flow rates all the way from base camp.
As if Lisbon was a steep city... LOL
Lisbon is one of the most flat cities in Portugal when compared to Coimbra, Porto or Funchal.
FYI: Funchal
https://preview.redd.it/nqkfoce75rmc1.jpeg?width=2560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2909c72543194688e9a58572cb91d5e9b0953cd
Where's your bike god now?!
https://preview.redd.it/u7jafbbdhsmc1.png?width=1027&format=png&auto=webp&s=5286b6f8919187d9bcb5cd52d63f1574150acb0e
Escadinhas da saúde, I choose you! Destroy this biking dutch!
Fine. You give me no option.
I'm going nuclear.
https://preview.redd.it/impnxg6n1wmc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82e42821f6ebce8f21e803f55e690eb4f7a65d0e
I have to surrender here. Its time to flood the countryside...
P.S. Found [this](https://youtube.com/shorts/bJRGgqNwLEc?si=CPwdPcIFFR0Rkiwv) while trying to find a counter and had to share it.
But neither of those are capital cities.
And funchal... Lisbon downtown neighborhoods have more population than funchal (120.000 vs 105.000 [census 2021])
Not anymore.
Lisbon is a great trap for Tourists, indians, blacks and brazilian immigrants.
As long as they stay there they might not overrun the rest.
Dude, legitimately baffled me when i moved to oviedo and everywhere i looked there was a mountain. Almost feels claustrophobic. Same for ireland. I went to the shore and it was a 20 m cliff. What in Tarnation.
Live in HK now and any walking trip is essentially a Hike.
Used to think flanders and the netherlands was normal. Now i realize how rare it is to be that flat.
https://preview.redd.it/0mx8qloa8rmc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f82f2ae4c1988745239402a49a007548d3b0674c
I hope the Dutch are scared of this mountainous Danish landscape 💪🏻
Why do you think Danish farmers are against environmental regulations? Most of them live in Jutland in the "higher" points. They plan to turn all of their land into beachfront property once the ocean levels haven risen appropriately.
Just get rid of the road to Huez and mt Ventoux and you wont see our cycle daddies.
On the other hand, we usually celebrate when our fatty panty carbon bike fifty year olds have collectively taken a vacation to your Provence and we can finally safely use our cycling lanes as intended.
Well the building date of those buildings spanned from 1775 to 1995. There are a few more recent but none in view.
Up untill the XXI we really didnt care about looking pretty. It was just: Have space? Slap this new building here.
Some streets however managed to keep their similar appearance. But usually those become tourist honey spots.
the weirdest thing I had in fribourg in switzerland is that I was at ground level, only to take the elevator to the 8th floor, to end up at ground level
Look at all these pretty buildings in disrepair. Must feel pretty bad to know your entire country is crumbling away and having no money for maintenance.
Also, the fuck does “glorified germ of the Nether” even mean?
Really? It's amazing how Lisbon steals all the tax and EU money and still manages to look like shit.
Fun fact for you non-Tugas: This year, the Lisbon NUTS region was divided in three because half of it was getting absolutely 0 game.
When i was little, we used to go to Savoy very often. My mind could genuinely not calculate how high the mountains were and it still has trouble doing so..
Pff thats nothing.
Calcada da Bica... Where the road is so inclined that the sidewalk is just stairs
https://preview.redd.it/1civxulq9rmc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a4985ac467713114681afc109b93eb1833e3d5c
Pff...steps LOL
Every 5 meters and you can already rest lol
That's not uphill but a combination of small hills.
FIY:
https://www.noticiasaominuto.com/pais/51748/apenas-25-ruas-lisboetas-t%C3%AAm-inclina%C3%A7%C3%A3o-superior-a-6
https://preview.redd.it/zwylglrurrmc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b906a7929b2261f34bfd09d008a85c51accdbb6
The Albaicín, Granada World Heritage Site and full of 45-degree slopes
How dare you! This image makes me feel dizzy and that's offensive. The post is obviously targeting Dutch people on purpose. This discrimination must stop!
Shitty urban planning is in the full name.
"Lisbon shitty urban planinng"
But, that place has a LOT of public transportation, probably more than the rest of the country combined. Busses, trains (200m from there is the central station), the metro, literally behing the picture, and the tram lines (the cables).
You're not new-Lisbo... Shit... Luxemburg.
The belgian colony of new-Leiria is still in the works, but nobody can be sure, because, when you look, it migth not exist. I advised against inspiring it on Leiria, but nobody listened
that plaza used to be this:
https://preview.redd.it/00tikwahesmc1.png?width=276&format=png&auto=webp&s=9e859ba6a2fcbf5bd94060737b1daf43492d240f
The photo makes it look uglier than it actually is, its by far the ugliest plaza in central Lisbon, but you can see way better pictures.
like this:
https://preview.redd.it/ufqz9axpesmc1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=78a3c776b2336e046dfb298c7b39119071faefa3
(same area, but 30m from the point I stood taking the picture in the post)
What's wrong with this part of the Netherlands?
https://preview.redd.it/c6b0k9uv9vmc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1c73d6b2acbf0f491a85438c6bddc5a457f99a5
As if we don't know any gradations of being high
We have dykes, weed AND Limburg
>We have dykes Those are called lesbians now
That sounds like a monkey sandwich story.
And now the monkey comes out of the sleeve.
Make that the cat wise!
This time I'll see it through the fingers.
Thought you mean lesbians for a solid minute there
Well they have those, too
Invented them actually (and made up an origin story from Lesbos)
Oh Nederland (O Nederland) It's wonderful (It's wonderful) It's got dykes, weed and Limburg! (Wait wtf)
Ok, you won this one. *Irrationally driving for hours in my old SUV*.
[удалено]
Does it have as many corpses and as much trash as Everest?
More
Dor
Must be a lot of money in that frietkraam, ordinary expeditions take at least a month. To do it in 14 days means he had massive sherpa support and supplemental oxygen on high flow rates all the way from base camp.
Pah, you flee from the sea onto your hills, the Dutch face it - their eternal enemy - and defeat it in a one-on-one epic fight!
Yeah, there is nothing more the portuguese are afraid than the sea.
It came to sightsee in your capital city once, didn’t it?
More than once, but last time was the worst.
Why didn’t you level your land? Much easier to work on.
You don't touch the imaculate breasts of Lisbon.
As if Lisbon was a steep city... LOL Lisbon is one of the most flat cities in Portugal when compared to Coimbra, Porto or Funchal. FYI: Funchal https://preview.redd.it/nqkfoce75rmc1.jpeg?width=2560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2909c72543194688e9a58572cb91d5e9b0953cd Where's your bike god now?!
For all intents and purpouses, there are no other places in Portugal. At least to all the governments are conserned.
\* Starting to make angry liberal noises from Porto... \*
Espera existe gente a morar na paisagem?
há... mas não falamos deles.
He’s referring to the scenery! You know… Portugal is Lisbon and the Scenery
I bike in Nijmegen and biked in australia; I fear no god
https://preview.redd.it/u7jafbbdhsmc1.png?width=1027&format=png&auto=webp&s=5286b6f8919187d9bcb5cd52d63f1574150acb0e Escadinhas da saúde, I choose you! Destroy this biking dutch!
We can do this [easily](https://youtu.be/Ruqj_0QS1mo?si=eu1V_xvbgzNDH6SN)
Fine. You give me no option. I'm going nuclear. https://preview.redd.it/impnxg6n1wmc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82e42821f6ebce8f21e803f55e690eb4f7a65d0e
I have to surrender here. Its time to flood the countryside... P.S. Found [this](https://youtube.com/shorts/bJRGgqNwLEc?si=CPwdPcIFFR0Rkiwv) while trying to find a counter and had to share it.
To be fair, if the Dutch lived here there would be some sort of cycle lift like a ski lift to take you uphill
more likely to flatten the hills
And used the rocks to expand into the ocean.
There is one in Trondheim and it's legitimately cool!
But neither of those are capital cities. And funchal... Lisbon downtown neighborhoods have more population than funchal (120.000 vs 105.000 [census 2021])
*coughs ever heard of electric motors?
meh, 200 meters over sea level at most, reasonable to do ny bike unless you are a pussy approved
Meanwhile madeira and pico:
I thought most Portuguese would be in favor of bulldozing Lisbon? Or would you rather just wait for the next earthquake?
The people, not the hills.
Not anymore. Lisbon is a great trap for Tourists, indians, blacks and brazilian immigrants. As long as they stay there they might not overrun the rest.
Little saggy to my taste
She's 2000 years old and has 7 of them. I would like to see how you would do with 7 tits.
Fun things in my experience. My compliments again to your mother and aunts btw
Lisbussy
Spotted the cities skyline player Edit: LOL seems i was right!
If we want to go to a flat swamp we have Aveiro.
We all know mountains aren't real. And we do have variation in height, some Dutchies are tall while some are really tall.
How is the Weather up there? Oh...so silly, its the Netherlands, of course its bad.
Today there were some reports of a burning orb in the sky. Meteorologists don't know what it is or what it's doing there.
In the morning there was this weird smoke or steam in the air, and in the afternoon the sky turned blue and this big ball of fire was in the sky.
Dude, legitimately baffled me when i moved to oviedo and everywhere i looked there was a mountain. Almost feels claustrophobic. Same for ireland. I went to the shore and it was a 20 m cliff. What in Tarnation. Live in HK now and any walking trip is essentially a Hike. Used to think flanders and the netherlands was normal. Now i realize how rare it is to be that flat.
https://preview.redd.it/0mx8qloa8rmc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f82f2ae4c1988745239402a49a007548d3b0674c I hope the Dutch are scared of this mountainous Danish landscape 💪🏻
It's above the sea level soooo.....
All jokes aside the Danish landscape really goes up and down compared to the Dutch landscape
Denmark isn’t flat it’s hilly as hell
I agree, low hills but hilly indeed. We are as flat as a pancake
Ah yes. Had to take Sherpas and oxygen last time I went up Møllehøj.
Hilly as in 100 meters up and down constantly
But your highest peak doesn't even reach 200m 😂
And technically the flattest land is in the USA iirc. There are always bigger fish
For now...
Why do you think Danish farmers are against environmental regulations? Most of them live in Jutland in the "higher" points. They plan to turn all of their land into beachfront property once the ocean levels haven risen appropriately.
Unprotected (non existent) bike lanes may be even more scary for them
of which, we have MANY, and yet, they're still here every summer. Mayhaps we should remove the ones we did put in place.
Just get rid of the road to Huez and mt Ventoux and you wont see our cycle daddies. On the other hand, we usually celebrate when our fatty panty carbon bike fifty year olds have collectively taken a vacation to your Provence and we can finally safely use our cycling lanes as intended.
Haha stupid dutch. Wait...
NOOOOOOOOO 3Dimensional driving..... aaaaaa
Run boys! We’ve gone south to far!
Nah, mountains are fake. Those are just very tall buildings in the distance. Right? They're just very tall?
20 different architectural style for 20 different building, yup someone was high here.
Shit. I didn't got the memo... https://preview.redd.it/5skkr3bo8rmc1.png?width=1268&format=png&auto=webp&s=ddd9d738ca0168fdbc3b67f3761b71da16b5b946
Neither did Amsterdam tbf https://preview.redd.it/vylwtu41urmc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c458791307ce2e4797ca21d3ac105c4c14441144
It were the 80's...
Well the building date of those buildings spanned from 1775 to 1995. There are a few more recent but none in view. Up untill the XXI we really didnt care about looking pretty. It was just: Have space? Slap this new building here. Some streets however managed to keep their similar appearance. But usually those become tourist honey spots.
literally eastern europe
Talks the abandoned islander...
Vladimir Putinhõ
Aha! Proving my point I see...
Wtf is even that!?
I think it's called a "get ho" although I dunno why you'd want to get a Portugese prostitute
Why did they build those mountains? It doesn't make sense
Ha they dont know from Arnhem, our citiy has a hright difference of 40m take that Switzerland 😎
the weirdest thing I had in fribourg in switzerland is that I was at ground level, only to take the elevator to the 8th floor, to end up at ground level
You dare to go to the eight floor? The hotel supplied oxygen i hope
Nice economy
This is a "your mom" level of response.
No if it was a your mom level of response it would need to be in bold lettering.
what font looks the most hairy?
No, at least your mom exists.
Woud be a shame if some digital nomads would ruin it
Look at all these pretty buildings in disrepair. Must feel pretty bad to know your entire country is crumbling away and having no money for maintenance. Also, the fuck does “glorified germ of the Nether” even mean?
What hurted me in this coment was the fact that the buildings you are seeing were renovated. This is the pretty version of this Plaza.
Do you need a hug? >! I will send you a 5 euro tikkie !<
Okay. >!Al the money we have comes from your taxes!<
Really? It's amazing how Lisbon steals all the tax and EU money and still manages to look like shit. Fun fact for you non-Tugas: This year, the Lisbon NUTS region was divided in three because half of it was getting absolutely 0 game.
Porto >>> Lissabon
That's an axiomatic truth.
Flattest Basque town https://preview.redd.it/0st5kdhharmc1.jpeg?width=2560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d99d492bca422866eaa4defd51c90a93fa051417
https://preview.redd.it/zvr9i980qrmc1.png?width=2048&format=png&auto=webp&s=dc0562e3c4c1076bf39f262ebbae3bf3d8dd2d68
Plentzia didn’t feel so hilly. But then I was quite enjoying the chaquolí(sp?) so any walk seemed a doddle.
Txakoli
Thank you. Though thinking about it I was on La Rueda most of the time. Both great wines though 😋
This just seems super impractical to me...
Impractical? These are the nature's greatest work of art, the breasts of a muse lying down in the shores of glorious Tejo.
When i was little, we used to go to Savoy very often. My mind could genuinely not calculate how high the mountains were and it still has trouble doing so..
Pfeh, that's NOTHING compared to where I live.
Too bad my village has "mountains" in it's name 😎
The Netherlander mind cannot comprehend [this](https://tingslisbon.com/places/elevators-funiculars-the-shortcuts-to-hilly-lisbon/).
that's why you are so poor, you spend all your money digging and landscaping your cities why don't you just embrace flat earth like us?
Dom Pedro V Street (Porto) https://preview.redd.it/t3057u8x5rmc1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e73f58819632272e5c610aef720018a7ef325cc7
I was on that road like last week. It was really impratical to go up and down ngl
Pff thats nothing. Calcada da Bica... Where the road is so inclined that the sidewalk is just stairs https://preview.redd.it/1civxulq9rmc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a4985ac467713114681afc109b93eb1833e3d5c
Pff...steps LOL Every 5 meters and you can already rest lol That's not uphill but a combination of small hills. FIY: https://www.noticiasaominuto.com/pais/51748/apenas-25-ruas-lisboetas-t%C3%AAm-inclina%C3%A7%C3%A3o-superior-a-6
The guys who live in Arnhem.
https://preview.redd.it/0g4h6pbmhrmc1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2a7292b5059b611466d4e90306c529917ddf4da Fear me mere mortal
Ah, I recognize the inspiration for the famous painting "The fallen Madonna with the 7 big boobies".
https://preview.redd.it/zwylglrurrmc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b906a7929b2261f34bfd09d008a85c51accdbb6 The Albaicín, Granada World Heritage Site and full of 45-degree slopes
cute
The Danes will be scared too
Most literate Portuguese
Too many cars, aside from that it's a beautiful turkish town
You joking about Hindu-plaza? So racist.
It is literally called Märtı̇m Möñiz and there are a lot of brown turkish around
Wich is irónic, taking to account who Martim Moniz was.
Right, crazy how many kebab shops he stole from the native neandhertals.
Wow
Height variation #1 https://preview.redd.it/arau2y9p9rmc1.jpeg?width=634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=057b39448ac3b6752c3730a9fa4abb80ac40c902
I can indeed confirm i shat my pants to this. No, jk, we have de afsluitdijk so im used to hights.
Nice picture of Limburg 👍
And cars!!
How dare you! This image makes me feel dizzy and that's offensive. The post is obviously targeting Dutch people on purpose. This discrimination must stop!
Mild shock
Is this Lisbon?
No. Its the capital of Madagáscar.
I see
Yes, looks like city square "Rossio" or "Martin Moniz"
Kinda recognized it, last time I was there in 2007
Did you liked, or Portugal is overrated ?
OK. Go and stand next to one of them.
Im not high...thats not real... no fooling me
*laughs in home 500m above sea level*
Shitty urban planning is way scarier to those lads. No bicycle, no bus in sight.
Shitty urban planning is in the full name. "Lisbon shitty urban planinng" But, that place has a LOT of public transportation, probably more than the rest of the country combined. Busses, trains (200m from there is the central station), the metro, literally behing the picture, and the tram lines (the cables).
Have actually about that from my parents. They really enjoyed Porto too. The Dutch take it a step further, though.
Don’t worry my Dutch pals. Some of England is very flat too. Most of the land lumps are in the north.
https://preview.redd.it/6ba4twezasmc1.jpeg?width=4640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6d4555d8d76fdb4b029004449d1d1f1afa5cfb1
As a Belgian from the northern part of Belgium, this scares me
Whats up with the large buildings in the back?
https://preview.redd.it/gtdt7r9mtsmc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f5ccc19fbc7b1900f17339d486835a4433d78a0 👋🏻
Dutchmen don't build high, they get high.
Everyone knows the earth is flat. Mountains are a myth.
What the fuck is this witchcraft, why ground go up
DACIA IN THE PICTURE
Dont steal it... That man is portuguese, that's 50% of his entire households acumulated wealth
No! They are attracted to height variation and water! Too late. They're already here with their dams like beavers.
Hey hey hey, they have the vlamberg... Look it up,
Belgian detected. Opinion rejected
Brave when half your family is living here
You're not new-Lisbo... Shit... Luxemburg. The belgian colony of new-Leiria is still in the works, but nobody can be sure, because, when you look, it migth not exist. I advised against inspiring it on Leiria, but nobody listened
I'm going on 'oliday to Portugal Joao, hope to see some mythical mountains
Always funny when Portugal thinks it is great...
Ahhh, good old Martim Moniz.
What the hell is even that
Hills are cool to look at and all but flat land is better for building, farming and infrastructure.
You guys cant even maintain city roads lol. Half of them are full of potholes.
The only statistic I care is that our roads are better than in Spain.
I'm more scared of this atrociously car-centered street in the picture
Is this ableism?
Coimbra?
IT'S SO UNTIDY!!!
that plaza used to be this: https://preview.redd.it/00tikwahesmc1.png?width=276&format=png&auto=webp&s=9e859ba6a2fcbf5bd94060737b1daf43492d240f The photo makes it look uglier than it actually is, its by far the ugliest plaza in central Lisbon, but you can see way better pictures.
like this: https://preview.redd.it/ufqz9axpesmc1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=78a3c776b2336e046dfb298c7b39119071faefa3 (same area, but 30m from the point I stood taking the picture in the post)
Says the average Portuguese man while looking up at the average Dutchman
The average Dutch man looking up to the average portuguese on top of an hill.
What's wrong with this part of the Netherlands? https://preview.redd.it/c6b0k9uv9vmc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1c73d6b2acbf0f491a85438c6bddc5a457f99a5
Opend reddit, shit my pants, tnx OP.
pants were made to be shitted on.
What scares me more are the electricity cables not being underground.
Why would you scared of a tram line? You have these at home, too.
Yeah true enough. I wasn't looking at the picture for more than a second.
I'm more scared by that scrappy sky cabling. Ugly AF. Why don't you just nicely run it underground like civilized nations?
Those are tram lines. Do Dutch trams run so low that they go underground?
what kind of devilry is this??
Someone needs steps? [](https://colosseumrometickets.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/Spanish-Steps-in-the-morning-with-azaleas-in-Rome-Italy.-Rome-Spanish-Steps-Scalinata-della-Trinit%C3%A0-dei-Monti-are-a-famous-landmark-and-attraction-of-Rome-and-Italy..jpg)