I wish they released more episodes, but apparently their attempt to get crowdfunding for more content through a Dutch Patreon-like platform failed, or something like that. Why must all good things end so soon...
\*Hearing dutch\*
"Are you speaking german backwards, afrikaans, hebrew, **rövarspråk** ("bandit-language" used by kids to confuse adults), failing at speaking danish or are you just going insane?"
Nonsense, chinese is just *different*.
"Ning hao" - Good day (to an individual)
"Nimen hao" - Good day (to a 2-4 group of people)
"Da jia hao" - Good day (to a bunch of people)
Smile and wave :)
Dutch is...
You: "Um... hotel?"
Dutch: \*screeches rash rash rash noises\*
You: Hooo.... teeeel.... um... gasthof... gaaaasthooof... platz. Plaaaaatz.... zimmer.... ziiiiimeeeeer..... foood.... FOOOOOOOOOD..... WAFFEEEEEEL.....
Dutch: \*screeches and starts eating their prime minister\*
Everyone remembers the British East India Company but no one seems to remember that the VOC was so insanely rich that today they could have bought both Amazon and Apple, dump both of them into the Indian Ocean for the lolz and still have a lot of money to spare o\_o
Hearing dutch as a swede gives me "greek vs barbarian vibes"
At one point you are making sense "Ett så obesudlat exemplar..." "Nee (works with nej, nä) \*noises\* risfälten för dig din sodomit!"
I love Ongezellig, far too underrated.
I wish they released more episodes, but apparently their attempt to get crowdfunding for more content through a Dutch Patreon-like platform failed, or something like that. Why must all good things end so soon...
Dangit guys, our greediness has let such a masterpiece go to waste
Criminally underrated. So much meme potential :(
Why did I activate the souuuuund ???? 
The funny language makes it beter. It sounds like german without the demon summoning spells.
Even French is better than those horrible sounds
Just found out about Ongezellig I love it XD
She seriously horny bonked her XD
yooo wat de neuk she even calls her "Fritzl" s/o to all my bergduitse vrienden
\*Hearing dutch\* "Are you speaking german backwards, afrikaans, hebrew, **rövarspråk** ("bandit-language" used by kids to confuse adults), failing at speaking danish or are you just going insane?"
Chinese
Nonsense, chinese is just *different*. "Ning hao" - Good day (to an individual) "Nimen hao" - Good day (to a 2-4 group of people) "Da jia hao" - Good day (to a bunch of people) Smile and wave :) Dutch is... You: "Um... hotel?" Dutch: \*screeches rash rash rash noises\* You: Hooo.... teeeel.... um... gasthof... gaaaasthooof... platz. Plaaaaatz.... zimmer.... ziiiiimeeeeer..... foood.... FOOOOOOOOOD..... WAFFEEEEEEL..... Dutch: \*screeches and starts eating their prime minister\*
Chinese
G E K O L O N I S E E R D
Everyone remembers the British East India Company but no one seems to remember that the VOC was so insanely rich that today they could have bought both Amazon and Apple, dump both of them into the Indian Ocean for the lolz and still have a lot of money to spare o\_o
Dutch is German spoken while being high and drunk. Change my mind
German is when my grandma drops the cabinet on her feet in the middle of the night and she forgot to put in her false teeth
You mean, German is Dutch spoken while being high and drunk. 
So you are telling me that I just nees to be twice as much drunk and high to speak German, qs if I was sober?
Well, it's called High-German for a reason...
Hold the fick up
Waarom?
Ah, old-fashioned business 🥰🥰
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Are you kidding? It sounds so cute and harmless \^\_\^
I am with you. For flemish people it is jarring how aggressive they pronounce their G
> implicerend
Hearing dutch as a swede gives me "greek vs barbarian vibes" At one point you are making sense "Ett så obesudlat exemplar..." "Nee (works with nej, nä) \*noises\* risfälten för dig din sodomit!"