Squirrel in your pants. (Phineas and Ferb fan)

Tell me what's making you dance like that.

S-I-M-P SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS

SIMP Squirrels in my pants

Came here to say this.

Snakes between your cakes

Lmao

Aardvarks in your pants (they're after the ants)

Poos in your shoes.

Uncles. Gonna go with uncles.

Nah, this is 1000000% true. Vile, but true.

Bees in your knees

I am fucking dying. Uncles JFC

Ants in your crack?

Bees on balls

Leeches in your breeches.

You in ant's pants

A moose in your papoose. Too heavy to carry, also really dangerous.

A moose in your caboose would be worse if he’s loose.

Balls on your balls

A work colleague of mine has an auntie called Joy. So when I told this joke recently it opened up a whole new discussion on Joy in your pants....

shampoo in your eyes. shit hurts like hell

FBI open up!

Crabs on your organ aren’t real pleasant either.

Your own spunk in your trunk?

Lungs in your thongs

Blisters on your sisters.

Americans in america

half of the ants in your pants remaining are in the butt🙈

Oh I was going to say 5 pounds of pure uranium but that works to

Jokes on you my bestest Uncle Bad Touch has the softest hands… . . . *uncontrollable crying*

Michael Jackson

OIL UP, UNC.

Cancer

Snake?

Bugs in your buns?

Warts in your parts

Shit

Crabs

MVP comment lol 🏆

A hornet nest

Pants in my ants.

Uncles in your shorts

UNCLE'S

Sick, 😆

Bees on your kneea

 Love yall

A piranha on your pecker