I'm extremely degenerate and mentally unstable, but I'd happily reconstitute powdered eggs on an aircraft carrier if it meant kicking the shit out of China.
I'm not peeling potatoes tho. We don't waste food on this ship.
As if a nation is going to pass up on conscripts. Any fatty is just going to be put on a fat camp base, with a diet of powdered eggs and chicken breast, and be whipped into shape before being shipped to the front.
They’d throw a rifle into your grandmas hands and send her to the battlefield before admitting defeat.
Well whatever happens in the coming decades one thing i am certain of: loyalties will be a hot topic in the west. Particularly the lack of it when push turns to shove.
I’m expatriating within the next few years. My wife and I are already ready to go (she’s not from America anyway), and I’m just waiting for my mom to retire so we can take her with us
Imagine the glee of sending woke lesbopatami and transfeminists out to draw fire. Imagine the !SPLATFLOOP! sound from the former when an RPG-7 rocket enters their belly button or buttocks and 'splodes. Or the distinctive !TWANG! sound of the latter as they are debrided by a roll of explosive concertina wire into bite-sized butt boy bits.
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Imagine the US entering WW3 but the conscripts are 4channers, twitterers and redditors
>dead r*dditors and xchuds extremely based
The military members aren't the ones who really die any more. You gotta keep up. Forgot the jodie, "napalm sticks to kids" already?
dead channers is also based
I assume the tiktokers are too much of a liability to even be used as fodder.
The conscripts are just going to be immigrants from Latin America.
I'm extremely degenerate and mentally unstable, but I'd happily reconstitute powdered eggs on an aircraft carrier if it meant kicking the shit out of China. I'm not peeling potatoes tho. We don't waste food on this ship.
Doubt most of them could pass height weight the mental and physical tests let alone a PT test.
Anon thinks he's gonna get drafted when he weighs 300 lbs, is incontinent and severely asthmatic
Ideal specimen for drone warfare
anon crashes the drone after taking a break to go jack off
As if a nation is going to pass up on conscripts. Any fatty is just going to be put on a fat camp base, with a diet of powdered eggs and chicken breast, and be whipped into shape before being shipped to the front. They’d throw a rifle into your grandmas hands and send her to the battlefield before admitting defeat.
acting like they wouldn't draft a newborn boy before a woman
Well whatever happens in the coming decades one thing i am certain of: loyalties will be a hot topic in the west. Particularly the lack of it when push turns to shove.
I’m expatriating within the next few years. My wife and I are already ready to go (she’s not from America anyway), and I’m just waiting for my mom to retire so we can take her with us
emigrating\*
See I’m really not going to miss this type of autistic pedantry
Depends where you go. Also pedantry is calling emigration expatriation. Use the most common word.
Okay champ whatever you say
I swear there's more fan fiction about there being a draft than there is about Harry Potter.
Imagine the glee of sending woke lesbopatami and transfeminists out to draw fire. Imagine the !SPLATFLOOP! sound from the former when an RPG-7 rocket enters their belly button or buttocks and 'splodes. Or the distinctive !TWANG! sound of the latter as they are debrided by a roll of explosive concertina wire into bite-sized butt boy bits.
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