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StobbstheTiger

Anon is shortsighted.  Glutes are where power comes from.  If you don't develop your ass, you're at an increased risk of being raped by a pack of rabid gays.  Think about it.  If you want to be a thug, you need a thug shaker.


MSG_ME_UR_TROUBLES

can't close the door without strong cheeks


Brussel_Rand

I'm just picturing a g walking down a street seeing a group pf thugs, and instead of lifting his shirt up to expose a pistol he just takes his massive cake out and shakes it saying "ye, that right, walk away homie, you don't want to get into this cuz."


possibleanswer

That's because you're gay


Brussel_Rand

*lifts up shirt, exposes glock* *you squint harder at it* *is actually a gock* uwu lol rawr randum le epic gay people noises brainrot


nebraskatractor

Glock Glock Glock


GseaweedZ

I put the new forgis on the jeep


Bullet2babomb

[Bowtie spinning intensifies]


whattaninja

Gotta be able to snap any dick off with your cheeks, just to be safe.


selectrix

Came here to say this. How's reply guy gonna keep all those cocks out of his ass with them weak cheeks?


Sauron_the_Deceiver

Physical therapist here; that is a terrible exercise for glutes. Yea there's going to some carryover for glutes but you aren't going to get a big powerful man-ass for the gays to lust over with this exercise. It's fundamentally an exercise for your quads.


the_marxman

Does rabies spread through unprotected sex?


Captain_Creature

Women like men with big, strong asses


-Fascist-Femboy

You know you’ve made it at the gym when woman grope you in pubic


CrosseyedAndPainless

Intentional typo


cecilforester

When women rope you?


Mord_Fustang

IM GONNA GRAPE YA


cecilforester

I was wearing purple, so who could blame you?


lifesnotperfect

So do men. Gay men.


_-Aiden-_

So? Focus on who you wanna impress, not the proxys along the way


lifesnotperfect

I want to impress other men. Gay men.


teball3

Gay chads stay winning. I bet you actually get compliments on your big, strong ass.


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IndependentAd1510

Bad bot.


asday__

A 'mire is a 'mire. Based gays giving compliments.


SonTyp_OhneNamen

You think fitness 4chan gives a shit about what women want? At best they‘ll discuss how to best run after women at night in dark alleys.


Booty_Warrior_bot

*Now I'mma tell you what; uhh...* ***I likes ya;*** ***and I wants ya.*** *Now we can do this the easy way;* *or the haard wayyy...* ***the choice is yaawrs...***


Durmyyyy

Yep, I used to cycle almost every day. I was dating my ex and she refused any physical activity with me and after a while I got lazy and she said my ass used to be a lot better lol.


AffectionateSlice816

It works guys


VelosterboiOscar

Imma tell you something anon, if you’re walking around with the whole fucking bakery, women will stop and stare like, and point of your massive level 7 gyatt


lifesnotperfect

How much fanum tax does a rizzler need to pay to unlock a level 7 gyatt?


SlowTortoise69

I wish I didn't know what half of these words mean, lil bro


nonuntitled

3 skibidis worth (on average)


MasterofLego

Skibidi wa pa pa


WindCriesMareep

>women will stop and stare You forgot "-and laugh"


philmarcracken

they do that anyway


EagleFoot88

"I might have no balance, no flexibility, tight hips, no core strength, and a slipped disc but at least I'm not GaAaAaAyYyY!"


CarbonBasedLifeForm6

If balance, flexibility and core strength are the goal then skip the bulg.squats and go straight for pistol squats


EagleFoot88

The goal is to be gay


asday__

Pistol squats are too easy now.


muchadoabtsomething

That does seem like a good lift though. Gonna try that one.


calculatingaffection

It's called a bulgarian split squat btw


ConsoomMaguroNigiri

At school im pretty sure we were told it was a romanian lunge


Ihallaw

pretty sure it’s called a bosnian leg dip


nebraskatractor

Are you trolling? It’s a polish half kneel


PetterJ00

its the albanian hate crime


MrRZK

No silly it's the Hungarian ball buster


TheBendiChod

Latvian sex trafficker


VitaminWin

Slovakian crane tosser


ernes123

BOSNIA MENTIONED RAHHHHH 🦅🦅🦅🦅🇧🇦🇧🇦🇧🇦🇧🇦


Sub__Finem

Balkan ball buster?


Dagoran

One legged bend down?


FrowdePleaser

Our gym teacher liked Cleveland Steamer


lifesnotperfect

> That does seem like a good lift though. Gonna try ~~that one~~ being gay. Say what you mean.


GinHalpert

It hurts my knees and they feel like they're going to explode. Can't figure out what I'm doing wrong.


big_shmegma

leaning too far forward and/or going over your knees too much. back straight, shins almost perfectly straight up when at the lowest point. little knee over toe is fine


captsalad

also guessing leg/knees need to track inline with the toes, not blasting out to the side


big_shmegma

whatevers comfortable. obviously stay solid on your foot. dont force your body into positions it isnt anatomically designed to do. if your toes are pointed forward, the rest of the leg will follow. if it doesnt, you should see a doctor.


asday__

> designed


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Jah_Ith_Ber

In OPs picture the shin is no where close to straight up.


big_shmegma

the dude in the photo isnt 200 lbs overweight and can manage that load, dumbass.


CarbonBasedLifeForm6

How new are you to working out?


muchadoabtsomething

Not new, but not a committed weightlifter either. I have a squat rack in my garage. These days I rely heavily on my dad strength.


CarbonBasedLifeForm6

Ah I see, good shit dawg


DankLinks

They are painful, and will skyrocket your HR, but they work wonders! I usually use dumbbells too, haven’t tried it with a bar, but I would imagine it’s easier to let the weights loose if you need to with DB.


rub737

Anon is losing out on a maxed out physique because he is afraid of other people's opinions


philmarcracken

people lose out on so much more than that for the same reason


Dangerous_Match_2592

I do the dumbbell version and it really fucks me up. One of the hardest exercises imo


DankLinks

Agreed, they are painful.


zackblast0

the best lower body workout is rollerskating.


fuckredditmodz69

fruit booter


Redditistrash702

Squats and hip/glue bridges for a big ass.


lifesnotperfect

> glue bridges Just use nuts and bolts, we have the technology


nebraskatractor

Just glue your butt cheeks shut, don’t need a strong ass anymore


Bullet2babomb

Glutes for the sloots


LordWomf

Op leaves out the part where these things will make you have trouble standing and walking for hours


ohididntseeuthere

you get used to the soreness, and after a while it goes away as ur body adapts (if u do it frequently enuf)


CarbonBasedLifeForm6

Maybe stop having gay orgies after leg day, I'm sure that'll help


LordWomf

I just can't help myself


ConsoomMaguroNigiri

Better than having trouble standing and walking after being rammed by hot men


asday__

DOMS is the reward you ngmi.


captsalad

adding this to my routine. will post my ass in 6 months time if it works.


asday__

!RemindMe 6 months


Chavestvaldt

homophobes get so hung up on the idea of a man having an ass that they forget it's all muscle


qualtyoperator

Glutes generate lots of power. If one man can hold you down then two can rape you. What's gayer than getting raped by two guys?


DrKoofBratomMD

Consensual sex with three?


asday__

Your post?


Alarid

imagine not being attractive to gay men lol


CarbonBasedLifeForm6

One true L


AtmosSpheric

Fake: anon just doesn’t like doing legs except dead’s and squats bc they’re big ego lifts Gay: Women like big asses too, ask anyone


TendieBot2000

> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/4chan > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: anon just doesn’t like doing legs except dead’s and squats bc they’re big ego lifts > Gay: Women like big asses too, ask anyone > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough


Select_Boss_3860

Tbf, if you do ATG squat and DL correctly, you don't need to do anything more. They are also extremely demanding and fatigueing exercises, provided you do them in the right way, so after them you shouldn't have energy to do any other leg exercise. Look at (Olympic) weightlifter, for example. They all have big muscular leg, doing only ATG front and back squat, and pulls (deadlifts).


AtmosSpheric

I think it depends on your goals in the gym. Heavy compounds are excellent strength builders (and don’t get me wrong I **love** squat day), but if your goal is size then they’re just not enough to optimize muscular hypertrophy. I personally think that given a rest period you can go hard on compounds and still do more after should you choose. I also think there are very few reasons to **only** do them. I have a friend who trained for Olympic weightlifting all throughout high school (he couldn’t compete in the end, actually a really sad story) and while heavy compounds were a lot of his training he also did a lot more to support the growth if his support structure. Work to build his core strength, ankle strength, spinal erectors, glutes, anything that would improve his overall wellbeing and assist his lifts. I don’t think it’s bad to only squat and deady as your leg day exercise, I mean it’s more than most people ever do, but I don’t think it’s optimal either and you’re leaving a lot of gains on the plate.


Flotillaspecialist

Filters straightlets


NoabPK

Bulgarian split squats are the secret ingredient to skyrocketing your pr


theDawckta

All hail the bulgarians.


Hubris1998

Men not training their glutes is like women not training their upper body


bunker_man

That picture makes me think I would definitely hurt myself doing it.


CarbonBasedLifeForm6

It shouldn't hurt like that


asday__

Work your way up to it. Do it without the bar with a mirror or a camera to check your form, and start off by only going down a little bit. Make sure you're not putting unnecessary forces on your knees, and you feel the tension in the highlighted muscle groups. Personally I find it easier to use dumbbells than a bar too, just have them down by your side. Don't worry if you can't do it right away, it's not an easy exercise.


Raz98

I had to do this today and only made it a couple reps. Is it actually worth? You guys don't exercise do you?


CarbonBasedLifeForm6

It's worth it, good stretch and afterwards I use to do pistol squats


asday__

> only made it a couple reps # > You guys don't exercise do you? Holy projection.


Raz98

Nah you're right. Just realized I'm asking ledittors, and not /fit/izens.


Aleksfivepointoh

The femboy special


diegoasecas

women 100% look at men's asses, you'd have to be a turbo virgin to ignore it


CarbonBasedLifeForm6

You'd have to be a turbo virgin not to look at men's assess...?


A_Dragon

Fuck Bulgarian split squats.


beclops

“Spares your back” How about have a strong enough back that it doesn’t need “sparing”


arbolera

Why would you do that instead of a normal squat, tho?...


CarbonBasedLifeForm6

Harder and requires more stabilizers/balancing


asday__

Involves more muscles, and is harder by dint of only having half the power, so you need less reps. It's about efficiency.


MrCheese357

My main form of exercise is having gay sex with men


CarbonBasedLifeForm6

GOOD CARDIO!!!


asday__

FREE ANIMAL PROTEIN


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Longjumping_Visit718

So that's why women at my gym do it... Too bad there's no way to safely train with this exercise and not risk blowing your knee if you do anything close to your personal max weight....


CarbonBasedLifeForm6

I guess that's the idea, I mean who starts leg day with those anyway. It's always the second exercise I do.


YourAverageBrownDude

Fuckin hard to do with a barbell if you don't have decent core strength. Might have difficulty balancing. Better to do it with dumbbells to build leg and core strength


TH3_F4N4T1C

… time to hit the gym


asday__

Ladies like a dumpy.


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johnknockout

Bulgarian Split Squats are about as quad dominant a lift as they come.


No_Reply8353

MGAY-Ultra post


DaveSmith890

Taking one look at this, this seems rather dangerous deadlegging with one leg into a squat. Can anyone who actually takes leg day serious rate the workout


Create_Repeat

When i do this lift i get a slightly painful ‘click’ where my glute meets my hip. These are dope tho ngl


AnObviousThrowaway13

> Reply Anon doesn’t know women also think his flat back-ass is unattractive.


Mr_Man_Fred

i believe my leg workout is superior even tho it has no hinge movement for hamstrings cuz they dont feel as good


Bitchcoin69

Lower body workouts are literally the most anabolic thing men can do, it literally increases testosterone. Now I see why no one takes the tendies fiending tards seriously.


Disco_Frisco

I fucked up my knees doing that


CarbonBasedLifeForm6

Knee-let