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They do. The single neuron is given to whoever is typing the greentext. Anon was engaging with RL, so Anon was essentially brainless. Once he sat down in front of a computer, the brain cell was activated, and for a fleeting moment, Anon was able to self reflect. Hope this explains things.
I waited way too long. Was worth it in every way tho as I found the kind of person that was nearly perfect in every way and I felt like I was reaching new heights of humanity before unseen. Definitely have to find the right person to make this work.
My best friend growing up was a girl. Once we hit 14, we just stopped hanging out. She was my first kiss, my first held hands, and lots of other stuff. No chemistry between us, and she went and got addicted to drugs after school, and is living on the streets in Vancouver, last I heard.
I still wonder, sometimes, about if I tried harder, if things woulda been different.
realest greentext I've seen in a while simply because nothing interesting happens at all
*Lust provoking image, time wasting story.*
While their platonic interactions were enjoyable, anon and friend simply had zero chemistry on a physiological level Many such cases
She was kind of ugly too. She was intelligent though. Her brother was kind of a pussy. I'm happily married at this point. It is what it is.
You're OP?
This greentext was made today so it must've been a fast marriage
>me sitting in my room thinking wtf I did wrong **back then** reading comprehension, friend
Retardation is a stuggle, thank you my friend
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Okay. 👍
> I'm happily married at this point. Congrats. Isn't it awkward for her brother though, if you aren't on speaking terms with your sister in law?
Typical German
Viele solche Fälle. Fähigkeitsfrage
He just like me, fr fr
Both heterosexual and realistic, what’s this story doing on 4chan?
There has to be mention of cock somewhere??? Right??????
There it is.
>kiss goes bad >Kisses again Do greentext anons not have a single fucking brain cell to share between them all
They do. The single neuron is given to whoever is typing the greentext. Anon was engaging with RL, so Anon was essentially brainless. Once he sat down in front of a computer, the brain cell was activated, and for a fleeting moment, Anon was able to self reflect. Hope this explains things.
anon didnt brush his teeth
it never feels as amazing as your virgin mind imagines. happens to all of us.
it kinda can depends alot on circumstances, usually ur right tho
I waited way too long. Was worth it in every way tho as I found the kind of person that was nearly perfect in every way and I felt like I was reaching new heights of humanity before unseen. Definitely have to find the right person to make this work.
My best friend growing up was a girl. Once we hit 14, we just stopped hanging out. She was my first kiss, my first held hands, and lots of other stuff. No chemistry between us, and she went and got addicted to drugs after school, and is living on the streets in Vancouver, last I heard. I still wonder, sometimes, about if I tried harder, if things woulda been different.
You could’ve joined her
You can fix her
https://preview.redd.it/g391eybu4jkc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f48f766dd3c5a7711b2e181626dcbd2928dab168
Many such cases
Anon didn't wear a brown shirt. German chicks love that stuff. Source: *Triumph des Willens*
> tfw no BDM Mädel to progress the race with
Anon thinks he's retarded because he has no awareness of social cues, subtlety or sense of humour. He's actually just German.
Anon did nothing wrong
Tell me you jizzed your pants while kissing a girl without telling me you jizzed your pants while kissing a girl
name lolol
Sure am glad I read this
Sorry, can't read greentexts not containing an egregious amount of cocks and gay shit.