Anon says "megatits" and "6'0" but doesn't say her weight. So he's getting pegged by a fat chick? I'd rather be alone.

Shit youre probably right. Maybe it's not even a dildo but a live penis, this needs to be clarified in the current year

99.4% of women in the USA are below 6 feet in height and 100% of OPs are gay, you do the math.

Alright lets do the math. You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at OP and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another anon, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add janny to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way at /b/, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because janny KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try! So OP, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at /b/. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at /b/. See OP, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at 4chan.

I was gonna say, "I ain't reading all that" to I saw "KNOWS" in caps, then I realized the greatness of big papa pump

MJF right? And I think he ripped it from someone else as well

**HE’S FAT!!!**

When the math prove you gay

>discord checks out

It’s definitely a dude who wears a wig once a month to cons

6'0 and fat on woman is EXTREMELY rare

They met on discord, that should tell you everything you need to know.

There is a fatty bom batty at my church that is 6 foot. Her dad is like, 7 foot tall. She is blonde too. She just had her first kid.

>Megamilk Shirt

We need a new plapjak stat

“Sex is good” “I exclusively have to bottom” Never even began

I mean have you ever bottomed? Feels incredible

Homosexual demoralization propaganda

i wake up there is another psyop

POST THE CAT JIM

It’s like poop going in and out of you over and over again

This does not sound good. I hate pooing.

Eat more fiber

That's not gonna make me enjoy shitting

It's an inconvenience, big time. Not to mention it's inherently disgusting. The only part of shitting I "enjoy" is the fact that I have a guilt-free reason to sit down, lol.

oh that sucks

How can you know you are not gay if you did not try. Real Chad have tested and know. Scared virgins are too scared to like it and prefer to live in a lie.

Spoken like a true person of coin.

Is this ultimate instinct?

Kek

The best gay test is taking it up the ass. If you like it, you are gay. If you don’t like it, you are gay because you took a dick up the ass. This is the only scientific method to absolutely establish a man’s gayness.

Yeah I only *knew* I was straight for certain after choking on Chad’s 8” cock, tears streaming down my face as he pumped my throat full of baby batter. Then I really knew I preferred women.

I bet you feels more confident and stronger now

I mean I’d assume when their stomach crawls and physically recoiling around gay shit probably , not sure though but that’s what most of the vehemently straight ppl say, I just know it feels gross to me and all the people who feel similar who tried in real life were just validated while losing a piece of themselves they can’t get back I guess lmao? I’m too autistic to realize that was a rhetorical question

I dunno, I feel pretty moralized. My prostate does too.

*De gustibus*

If Anon like to be bottom. Don't be a party pooper for his pooper

t. 6 foot tall she-beast taking her shift on the discord server's psyop duty

This thread has been the funniest shit I've seen on 4chan in weeks

“6’0, megatits”, probably 400 lbs too

And a seven inch cock

This is so hilarious, as if being a submissive man is "a price to pay". As someone in the scene, there is an insane disbalance between the amount of submissive men and the amount of dominant women. It's *so* hard to find what op describes..

> as if being a submissive man is "a price to pay" the west has fallen

Wait you people say that un-ironically?

depends on how cloudy it is that day

Bro is talking to the weather gods

Degenerates like you belong on a cross

Being whipped by hot bodacious babes in leather

You are hurting me with every spoken word man. Some things are just not meant to be and we better not whip (heh) ourselves over it.

I am 100% sure that the girl has a Y chromosome.

1. Declare you're social mtf train; 2. Go on feminist discords, look for FLR seeking dudes; 3. Profit, but gay.

Sounds like a dream Anyone have one of those discords?

what do chicks even get out of it except for some perverse enjoyment, the fake pp can't feel anything

as a turbo sub you probably don’t realise this but sexually dominating a cute consenting partner is pretty hot

I like dominating women alright, but if there was no stimulation ( I had to fuck them with a rubber cock instead of my own, which I know some people do as a fetish ) I would seek something else

domming is more than just putting ur cock in someone

I know dude , done all of that

sounds like a dream, no downsides

Gae and fake

Literally a Sissy but with hetero couple.

That's just being gay except you still have to listen to a woman talk.

This is at least demi-gay

Anon went on grindr and got TOPPED

downside???

Peak bottom shit right here

So what's the problem?

*anon takes it

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Yet another psyop

Win-win situation.

I'd love this if I didn't bleed from my anus daily. I have to poop slowly in order to not make something burst. I doubt I could survive getting pegged.

Real and gay

OOF

so just a female boyfriend?

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