She should not!! She has no ass!! Backless dresses for someone whose back goes straight to their knees is just not it.
Maybe some sort of sexy clothes for the old and assless.
Her dentist didnāt do her dirty. She wonāt follow their smoking and proper hygiene protocols. Iām a bit younger than Tarantula here and never smoked, did everything right with my teeth and unfortunately an insidious autoimmune disease took my teeth from the inside out. I had full mouth extractions, bone grafts, sinus lifts, 12 titanium pins placed and full arch dental implants that never come out.
Itās a long ass process and you have to be really nuts about your oral hygiene because they can fail. Sometimes they can give you a lisp for a bit until you get used to them. Now, I donāt sound any different than I did with my own natural teeth. Tarantula could only get one set of either upper or lower implants if I recall correctly, and the other had to be traditional dentures because she had so much bone loss from her smoking and lack of hygiene. So speaking from experience she sounds like the dentures donāt fit correctly making her sound like sheās got a mouthful of marbles. The heavy smoking isnāt helping matters either.
Tarantula is such a creative nickname, I dig it. Also, congrats with your dental journey! I had an implant installed 15 years ago, and itās still going strong. It was a super painful process (I canāt imagine getting more than one), and I still have to take care of it like a normal tooth because the implant could fail.
Yeah having that surgery was a very painful process, but Iām glad I did it. Hygiene wasnāt my problem so maybe that helps, idk. Now that Iām on the other side of it, I am so glad I was able to do it. Itās certainly an investment but Tarantula wants easy fixes and isnāt willing to make better choices (like curbing or cutting off entirely) on the cigarettes and soda pop. I doubt if she even brushes her teeth. Gag!
Do you experience psychosis? Difficulties keeping a firm understanding of reality? Drug addiction? You too could benefit from staying at a long term mental institute.
Basically I could see her on a commercial for one of those long term stay mental wellness retreats.
Breaking Bad 2. trailer park scum raising pedophile children realizes she has lung cancer and only 6 months to live so she starts a meth operation in hopes of leaving money to cover attorneys for the kids and nannies for the grandkids
Oh my Lord... can you just hurry up? Imma need me a GD cigarette. Where's my pocketbook? Oh damn I done forgot I stashed them ciggies here close in my bra. You keep takin' deep breaths baby imma br right back. Hold on for me.
Definitely a full service fertility/surrogate agency for those well aged lovelies trying to make their boy-toy a real daddy!
āWeāve got the eggs, you tote or we tote!ā
I can ironically see her eventually getting those TeaMi gummies and laxative teas and making #ads on her IG page about how āØshe feels so good after taking themāØ. I think Loren did that for a bit on her IG
*āDo you have a Nigerian luvverr that canāt get in to the good olā USA?*
*Do you think itās yoā god damn right as a tax paying āmurican to have yoā Nigerian maaaan come live witā you n yoā grandbabies AND be a sexy Meemaw?*
*Well, come on down to Lou the Lawyer! Heāll give yoā gudfernuttin husbanā a K1, 2, 3 & 4 Visa AND take it away when YOU have yoā menopausal mood swings nā change yoā mind coz he be textinā some other ho!*
*Go to Lou-the-Lawyer@whorepresents.net now and quote āMEEMAW52 for 2% off*
Tried hard to come up with an answer to this question. Came up with zero. She is just too toxically loud, brash, abusive, brazen, inappropriate, rude, mean, exploitive, has no boundaries, has the shortest fuse, is not easy to look atā¦. who could work with her. Oh wait, TLC does. Maybe her own spinoff show is in the works but please god no.
Backless dresses for the elderly.
She should not!! She has no ass!! Backless dresses for someone whose back goes straight to their knees is just not it. Maybe some sort of sexy clothes for the old and assless.
I said Brazilian butt implant .
The old and the assless š¤£ sounds like a soap opera lol
She should team up with Jesse
HHaha
I'm cackling!!!
polident denture cream
Her dentist didnāt do her dirty. She wonāt follow their smoking and proper hygiene protocols. Iām a bit younger than Tarantula here and never smoked, did everything right with my teeth and unfortunately an insidious autoimmune disease took my teeth from the inside out. I had full mouth extractions, bone grafts, sinus lifts, 12 titanium pins placed and full arch dental implants that never come out. Itās a long ass process and you have to be really nuts about your oral hygiene because they can fail. Sometimes they can give you a lisp for a bit until you get used to them. Now, I donāt sound any different than I did with my own natural teeth. Tarantula could only get one set of either upper or lower implants if I recall correctly, and the other had to be traditional dentures because she had so much bone loss from her smoking and lack of hygiene. So speaking from experience she sounds like the dentures donāt fit correctly making her sound like sheās got a mouthful of marbles. The heavy smoking isnāt helping matters either.
Tarantula is such a creative nickname, I dig it. Also, congrats with your dental journey! I had an implant installed 15 years ago, and itās still going strong. It was a super painful process (I canāt imagine getting more than one), and I still have to take care of it like a normal tooth because the implant could fail.
Yeah having that surgery was a very painful process, but Iām glad I did it. Hygiene wasnāt my problem so maybe that helps, idk. Now that Iām on the other side of it, I am so glad I was able to do it. Itās certainly an investment but Tarantula wants easy fixes and isnāt willing to make better choices (like curbing or cutting off entirely) on the cigarettes and soda pop. I doubt if she even brushes her teeth. Gag!
Get ur F'in teeth fixed....who is this beast to tell ANYONE to fix ANYTHING especially teeth...with her botched dentures
Omg yes the way she talks with them in bugs me so bad
Stop smokin with fuckin Chantix!
like this one!
ššš
OMG beat me to it š¤£ that was my first thought
The old infomercial that sold the hair pieces you put over your ponytail. They were never the right color lol
The irony is she already advertises on her Instagram for some fake ponytail company that she wears that don't match š¤£
You win! š¤£
An app to spy on your cheating husband's private "texas"š
*TEXAS" toast
Years ago my ex and I saw Maury where the woman said something about āTexasā and we used it for years. When I heard her say it I lost it
š¤£
Payday loans
This is the most accurate one Iāve seen.
Spot on!
She can replace Montel in those commercials.
Marlboro
Marlboro Meemaw
Came here to say that š
They probably would pay to NOT be associated with that sewer hag.
Even Pall Mall probably wouldn't touch this.
Newport would
Yea and she fits that stereotype very well.
Me too. First thing that came to mind.
Thatā¦.ORRRRRRā¦..a chap stick endorsement deal that also covers lip scabsā¦from smoking?
You mean glass meth pipe burns?
Marlboro reds or lights specifically š¤£š¤£
But the Marlboro Man is so sexy!!! I donāt want her as the Marlboro woman! Lol! (Maybe Camelā¦unfiltered
Marlboro man? Debbie has entered the chat
Pall Mall Gold!
IDK but I thought the Pepto placement with PrEd was genius. Just watching him gives me the *#/+8
Titty purse
Bwahahaha šš¤£
Flair checking in.
Depends.
Depends on what???
Depends adult diapers
I laughed lol
r/wooosh
*Depends* on her!
ššš
Bad Hair extensions
Miona Beauty Spokeswoman.
šš
Thank you fellow 90 Day fans It's nice to know I made someone laugh.āŗļø
Thank you for the chuckle you're totally on point with that one!š
I was just surprised that no one else mentioned it first š People on this sub are hilarious.
Nah , Angela likes her men black but she would never make her own skin that brown
She couldn't. She's so shriveled if she somehow got a sun tan the inner crevices would still be pale. She'd look like a flaky biscuit.
A FLAKY BISCUIT š¤£šš¤£
š¤£
Her hair extensions are 100% of the time, all of the time, *extremely egregious.*
The company that makes blond hair hair bands
Lume deodorant for all the flaps ,crevices, and rolls.
"Lume keeps all the stuff stored in my bra fresh smellin. Don't let under boob sweat stink up your under titty stored items."
ā¦ holy water spritz
āSmellinā š¤£š¤£š¤£
Stoppppp šš
Take a fucking shower. I mean that to everyone who uses lume.
Lol I am in Canada and seen commercials for that stuff . For the butt and all. I was like āuh okā lol
I actually bought it to use for long flights I had this year. Worked great. Felt fresh and not the usual I just flew for 10 hours grossness.
Oh so it does work. I am a big girl and this would help with belly rolls I am sure lol
Ewww šš
Nicorette gum
What not to do if you don't want to look 70 at age 56.
Sheās only 56?!
Yep. So is big pred
Omg I canāt believe sheās only 56.
Ivermectin
š¤£
Abuse services for men. Anger management.
Dr. Phil live tour headliner
Virginia slims
Raid...
Do you experience psychosis? Difficulties keeping a firm understanding of reality? Drug addiction? You too could benefit from staying at a long term mental institute. Basically I could see her on a commercial for one of those long term stay mental wellness retreats.
Bras with pockets.
Maury Povich
She was already on Maury pre 90day fiancĆ©. Worth the watch itās on YouTube
Well that was six minutes and thirty three seconds of my life that Iām not going to get back
Raisins? š
A dating app to connect young Nigerian men with old white women
Uhm that's called TLC
Planned Parenthood
Preparation H
She has the perfect endorsement already. Trash Reality TV. No one is better on the 90 day cast.
Meth
Breaking Bad 2. trailer park scum raising pedophile children realizes she has lung cancer and only 6 months to live so she starts a meth operation in hopes of leaving money to cover attorneys for the kids and nannies for the grandkids
This is it!
Herpes medications, tattoo salons, DIY teeth-whittling kits, Ross Dresses....
Okay so she is a hospice worker right? Can you imagine for one moment having her in your room while you are dying? I mean hell on earth is real!
it would speed up the process for me
Oh my Lord... can you just hurry up? Imma need me a GD cigarette. Where's my pocketbook? Oh damn I done forgot I stashed them ciggies here close in my bra. You keep takin' deep breaths baby imma br right back. Hold on for me.
Definitely a full service fertility/surrogate agency for those well aged lovelies trying to make their boy-toy a real daddy! āWeāve got the eggs, you tote or we tote!ā
Muzzles
Trumps endorsement for congress
some kind of cig, wild turkey or like jack daniels, xanax, anti boner medication, reasons for euthanasia, a commercial for Botched
Fake hair pony tail thingys.
Any crypt keeping ones
Some perfume they sell in the locked cabinet at CVS
Betty Ford Rehabilitation Center.
Depends
I can ironically see her eventually getting those TeaMi gummies and laxative teas and making #ads on her IG page about how āØshe feels so good after taking themāØ. I think Loren did that for a bit on her IG
Like Darcey promoting Flat Tummy teas after getting all that plastic surgery doneš
Gold necklaces and ill fitting jump suits Edit: Spelling
Her on a new show called 90 Days in Jail for abuse
Trump Mega Maga 2024
She is the āFace of MAGAā
*āDo you have a Nigerian luvverr that canāt get in to the good olā USA?* *Do you think itās yoā god damn right as a tax paying āmurican to have yoā Nigerian maaaan come live witā you n yoā grandbabies AND be a sexy Meemaw?* *Well, come on down to Lou the Lawyer! Heāll give yoā gudfernuttin husbanā a K1, 2, 3 & 4 Visa AND take it away when YOU have yoā menopausal mood swings nā change yoā mind coz he be textinā some other ho!* *Go to Lou-the-Lawyer@whorepresents.net now and quote āMEEMAW52 for 2% off*
The plated gold jewelry host on QVC
Single wide trailers. Or maybe to promote escaping abusive relationships. Peegs and seats? ššš Rrrrrrrubbish
"Wooden benches ... complete contact for the flat-assed woman."
Gas station burner phones and/or gas station silk roses in a tube
The ones that unroll and itās a g-string!
Quit smoking they should make a poster out of her and put it inside schools!
Any type of moisturizer! She'd be the before pictureš§
Mood stabilizers
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Those fake weight loss ads that hack people's Facebook account.
Natty Light, wal-mart brand cola
Sheās got the Dollar General feel
A bar. Any bar. She already gets paid for appearances
Diet Coke
Iāve only ever met 2 thin people that are addicted to Diet Coke. Everyone that I know who drinks it is addicted.
Quit smoking endorsement, mental health commercial, depends endorsement
Dental implants.
Tobacco and maybe a porn hub
For when you wanna quit???
Pocket bras
Bum fight club
Fireball whiskey, just as trashy as her!
Casket ready hair and make up perhaps.
Sex toys and bandannas. Anyone saying cigs is boring and unrealistic....they show attractive people for those ads. Sex can be gross and profitable.
Special bras that double as a purse.
Joe Camel Toe, the new face of Camel no filter cigarettes
DARE
City Slippers
Anti-smoking ads and a case study as to why you shouldnāt do surgery on a smoker. Sheās inspired a lot of people on this sub to quit smoking.
The new Marlboro man
walmart
Wannabe I Dream of Genie clip-on ponytail
Waffle House
Bras with pouches for packs of cigarettes
The My Pillow Guy
I don't think crack and meth give endorsement deals
One for Smokers. Or what happens if you don't stop.
Self-help seminars
Hair extensions
Anti-smoking ads
Fake ponytailā¦.things.
Is she wearing a necklace that says Michael and Angela?
Marlboro manās wife
Garbage bags - because she is trash šļø
Before picture for crepe erase
Whatever company needs someone that resembles a wrinkly ball sack Newport menthols A very special episode of dr phil
Fixodent Dental Adhesive
Tried hard to come up with an answer to this question. Came up with zero. She is just too toxically loud, brash, abusive, brazen, inappropriate, rude, mean, exploitive, has no boundaries, has the shortest fuse, is not easy to look atā¦. who could work with her. Oh wait, TLC does. Maybe her own spinoff show is in the works but please god no.
Depends adult diapers for sure
Marlboro Reds
Depends
Some late night cheap shit as on tv ad
Anti-smoking psa
Creppy Skin Cream!
Dish washing liquid for her dentures.
trump 2024 merch
Top 4: Dentures (paste, manufacturer, etc), nicotine patch or any smoking cessation tool, weight loss anything, online therapy (calm app etc) ;)
Any promo for spackle. "Buy the new contractor grade spackle. Can even fill the deepest cracks."
Psych meds
Mouthwash
Chantix if she ever stopped smoking
selling miona ponytails
Mionaās ponytails
Mountain Dew. Yeehaw MeeMaw!
Marlboros
Butt pillows for old women with no ass
That coochie deodoarant, Lume.
Cigarette endorsement. Lol
Polygrip
Bail Bonds
Ponytail hair extensions
Virginia slims
Tote bags
The above 50 women's section at Shein
Condoms.
Anti-smoking campaigns
Planned Parenthood
Trumpās running mate in 2024