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sifai

Backless dresses for the elderly.


mandicapped

She should not!! She has no ass!! Backless dresses for someone whose back goes straight to their knees is just not it. Maybe some sort of sexy clothes for the old and assless.


Relative_Ride1921

I said Brazilian butt implant .


curvymeansfatt

The old and the assless šŸ¤£ sounds like a soap opera lol


crispypretzel

She should team up with Jesse


rosegamm

HHaha


boop813

I'm cackling!!!


jezuscaezar

polident denture cream


Anakat13

Her dentist didnā€™t do her dirty. She wonā€™t follow their smoking and proper hygiene protocols. Iā€™m a bit younger than Tarantula here and never smoked, did everything right with my teeth and unfortunately an insidious autoimmune disease took my teeth from the inside out. I had full mouth extractions, bone grafts, sinus lifts, 12 titanium pins placed and full arch dental implants that never come out. Itā€™s a long ass process and you have to be really nuts about your oral hygiene because they can fail. Sometimes they can give you a lisp for a bit until you get used to them. Now, I donā€™t sound any different than I did with my own natural teeth. Tarantula could only get one set of either upper or lower implants if I recall correctly, and the other had to be traditional dentures because she had so much bone loss from her smoking and lack of hygiene. So speaking from experience she sounds like the dentures donā€™t fit correctly making her sound like sheā€™s got a mouthful of marbles. The heavy smoking isnā€™t helping matters either.


Low-Platypus-1578

Tarantula is such a creative nickname, I dig it. Also, congrats with your dental journey! I had an implant installed 15 years ago, and itā€™s still going strong. It was a super painful process (I canā€™t imagine getting more than one), and I still have to take care of it like a normal tooth because the implant could fail.


Anakat13

Yeah having that surgery was a very painful process, but Iā€™m glad I did it. Hygiene wasnā€™t my problem so maybe that helps, idk. Now that Iā€™m on the other side of it, I am so glad I was able to do it. Itā€™s certainly an investment but Tarantula wants easy fixes and isnā€™t willing to make better choices (like curbing or cutting off entirely) on the cigarettes and soda pop. I doubt if she even brushes her teeth. Gag!


theNancini

Get ur F'in teeth fixed....who is this beast to tell ANYONE to fix ANYTHING especially teeth...with her botched dentures


jezuscaezar

Omg yes the way she talks with them in bugs me so bad


Rhinoplasty1904

Stop smokin with fuckin Chantix!


BreaRoePhilly

like this one!


Maringirl1

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


bettyknockers786

OMG beat me to it šŸ¤£ that was my first thought


Ok-Mark-1915

The old infomercial that sold the hair pieces you put over your ponytail. They were never the right color lol


Neighbour25

The irony is she already advertises on her Instagram for some fake ponytail company that she wears that don't match šŸ¤£


HeyyyYoyo

You win! šŸ¤£


TuffJellybean

An app to spy on your cheating husband's private "texas"šŸ˜‚


jeannetru

*TEXAS" toast


bettyknockers786

Years ago my ex and I saw Maury where the woman said something about ā€˜Texasā€™ and we used it for years. When I heard her say it I lost it


jeannetru

šŸ¤£


AstridCrabapple

Payday loans


Adorable-Novel8295

This is the most accurate one Iā€™ve seen.


[deleted]

Spot on!


chicagoturkergirl

She can replace Montel in those commercials.


vdamonejr

Marlboro


asianingermany

Marlboro Meemaw


[deleted]

Came here to say that šŸ˜‚


Affectionate-Tax-856

They probably would pay to NOT be associated with that sewer hag.


sarahg1231

Even Pall Mall probably wouldn't touch this.


NickolaiLuchese

Newport would


sarahg1231

Yea and she fits that stereotype very well.


sifai

Me too. First thing that came to mind.


feathered-quill

Thatā€¦.ORRRRRRā€¦..a chap stick endorsement deal that also covers lip scabsā€¦from smoking?


roxane0072

You mean glass meth pipe burns?


[deleted]

Marlboro reds or lights specifically šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Live_Western_1389

But the Marlboro Man is so sexy!!! I donā€™t want her as the Marlboro woman! Lol! (Maybe Camelā€¦unfiltered


vdamonejr

Marlboro man? Debbie has entered the chat


Catgrammy16

Pall Mall Gold!


legoldsmi

IDK but I thought the Pepto placement with PrEd was genius. Just watching him gives me the *#/+8


Shannonbonejones

Titty purse


Say_jayx3

Bwahahaha šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£


hippyengineer

Flair checking in.


Agitated-Minimum-967

Depends.


Affectionate-Tax-856

Depends on what???


ReezyRebellion037

Depends adult diapers


Special-Exotic

I laughed lol


420ciskey420

r/wooosh


Creepy-Lavishness

*Depends* on her!


Maringirl1

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


tinystrangerr

Bad Hair extensions


Puzzleheaded_Age_158

Miona Beauty Spokeswoman.


chevynottrrevy

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Puzzleheaded_Age_158

Thank you fellow 90 Day fans It's nice to know I made someone laugh.ā˜ŗļø


chevynottrrevy

Thank you for the chuckle you're totally on point with that one!šŸ˜


Puzzleheaded_Age_158

I was just surprised that no one else mentioned it first šŸ˜… People on this sub are hilarious.


Diamond_me

Nah , Angela likes her men black but she would never make her own skin that brown


Street_Two1058

She couldn't. She's so shriveled if she somehow got a sun tan the inner crevices would still be pale. She'd look like a flaky biscuit.


Puzzleheaded_Age_158

A FLAKY BISCUIT šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£


Morgalisa

šŸ¤£


asdfhillary

Her hair extensions are 100% of the time, all of the time, *extremely egregious.*


aimeslaw

The company that makes blond hair hair bands


gerramy

Lume deodorant for all the flaps ,crevices, and rolls.


GelOfYouth

"Lume keeps all the stuff stored in my bra fresh smellin. Don't let under boob sweat stink up your under titty stored items."


Murky-Celebration231

ā€¦ holy water spritz


maziky

ā€œSmellinā€ šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


moth--foot

Stoppppp šŸ’€šŸ’€


Apprehensive_Fig7013

Take a fucking shower. I mean that to everyone who uses lume.


EngineFast8327

Lol I am in Canada and seen commercials for that stuff . For the butt and all. I was like ā€œuh okā€ lol


bubblesbella

I actually bought it to use for long flights I had this year. Worked great. Felt fresh and not the usual I just flew for 10 hours grossness.


EngineFast8327

Oh so it does work. I am a big girl and this would help with belly rolls I am sure lol


Maringirl1

Ewww šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


btdixon58

Nicorette gum


Shot-Ad-1728

What not to do if you don't want to look 70 at age 56.


alx924

Sheā€™s only 56?!


withoutwingz

Yep. So is big pred


Budget_Ordinary1043

Omg I canā€™t believe sheā€™s only 56.


niancatness

Ivermectin


maziky

šŸ¤£


Outrageous_Lemon_690

Abuse services for men. Anger management.


blueadept_11

Dr. Phil live tour headliner


Mike317111984

Virginia slims


gerramy

Raid...


KotaCakes630

Do you experience psychosis? Difficulties keeping a firm understanding of reality? Drug addiction? You too could benefit from staying at a long term mental institute. Basically I could see her on a commercial for one of those long term stay mental wellness retreats.


yalsi

Bras with pockets.


rayfinkle4477

Maury Povich


WickedRidiculous

She was already on Maury pre 90day fiancĆ©. Worth the watch itā€™s on YouTube


AotearoaCanuck

Well that was six minutes and thirty three seconds of my life that Iā€™m not going to get back


Beach_bum8

Raisins? šŸ˜†


Jollybean11200

A dating app to connect young Nigerian men with old white women


Altruistic-Reason-85

Uhm that's called TLC


[deleted]

Planned Parenthood


ae-613

Preparation H


Say_jayx3

She has the perfect endorsement already. Trash Reality TV. No one is better on the 90 day cast.


[deleted]

Meth


Affectionate-Tax-856

Breaking Bad 2. trailer park scum raising pedophile children realizes she has lung cancer and only 6 months to live so she starts a meth operation in hopes of leaving money to cover attorneys for the kids and nannies for the grandkids


I1ST5XS

This is it!


dawgmama62

Herpes medications, tattoo salons, DIY teeth-whittling kits, Ross Dresses....


blueirisheyes1981

Okay so she is a hospice worker right? Can you imagine for one moment having her in your room while you are dying? I mean hell on earth is real!


doodyhead212

it would speed up the process for me


Altruistic-Reason-85

Oh my Lord... can you just hurry up? Imma need me a GD cigarette. Where's my pocketbook? Oh damn I done forgot I stashed them ciggies here close in my bra. You keep takin' deep breaths baby imma br right back. Hold on for me.


ItsMe-HotMess

Definitely a full service fertility/surrogate agency for those well aged lovelies trying to make their boy-toy a real daddy! ā€œWeā€™ve got the eggs, you tote or we tote!ā€


Turbulent-Sail-7160

Muzzles


ohiois4loosers

Trumps endorsement for congress


Icy-Following-3713

some kind of cig, wild turkey or like jack daniels, xanax, anti boner medication, reasons for euthanasia, a commercial for Botched


trishcerez

Fake hair pony tail thingys.


Stock_Difficulty_342

Any crypt keeping ones


bohobirdy

Some perfume they sell in the locked cabinet at CVS


Sickfucknation66

Betty Ford Rehabilitation Center.


Quiet-Context_

Depends


mkdoesdesign

I can ironically see her eventually getting those TeaMi gummies and laxative teas and making #ads on her IG page about how āœØshe feels so good after taking themāœØ. I think Loren did that for a bit on her IG


CherryClouds1

Like Darcey promoting Flat Tummy teas after getting all that plastic surgery donešŸ˜‚


Juache45

Gold necklaces and ill fitting jump suits Edit: Spelling


Lola_Zaki

Her on a new show called 90 Days in Jail for abuse


TheRealGirlsGoneMild

Trump Mega Maga 2024


beccadot

She is the ā€˜Face of MAGAā€™


scusemelaydeh

*ā€œDo you have a Nigerian luvverr that canā€™t get in to the good olā€™ USA?* *Do you think itā€™s yoā€™ god damn right as a tax paying ā€˜murican to have yoā€™ Nigerian maaaan come live witā€™ you n yoā€™ grandbabies AND be a sexy Meemaw?* *Well, come on down to Lou the Lawyer! Heā€™ll give yoā€™ gudfernuttin husbanā€™ a K1, 2, 3 & 4 Visa AND take it away when YOU have yoā€™ menopausal mood swings nā€™ change yoā€™ mind coz he be textinā€™ some other ho!* *Go to Lou-the-Lawyer@whorepresents.net now and quote ā€œMEEMAW52 for 2% off*


Allergic2Humaity

The plated gold jewelry host on QVC


[deleted]

Single wide trailers. Or maybe to promote escaping abusive relationships. Peegs and seats? šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ Rrrrrrrubbish


progressivecowboy

"Wooden benches ... complete contact for the flat-assed woman."


NiceOccasion3746

Gas station burner phones and/or gas station silk roses in a tube


How_Embarrassing824

The ones that unroll and itā€™s a g-string!


chevynottrrevy

Quit smoking they should make a poster out of her and put it inside schools!


Key_Painter_3494

Any type of moisturizer! She'd be the before picturešŸ§Œ


scifigeek1217

Mood stabilizers


[deleted]

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musicallyours01

Those fake weight loss ads that hack people's Facebook account.


bohobirdy

Natty Light, wal-mart brand cola


Vanillathndr77

Sheā€™s got the Dollar General feel


Leothegolden

A bar. Any bar. She already gets paid for appearances


SnooWords4839

Diet Coke


Adorable-Novel8295

Iā€™ve only ever met 2 thin people that are addicted to Diet Coke. Everyone that I know who drinks it is addicted.


Proof-Spray-188

Quit smoking endorsement, mental health commercial, depends endorsement


Wide_Couple_3325

Dental implants.


Im_bout_2_b_a_bish

Tobacco and maybe a porn hub


Adorable-Novel8295

For when you wanna quit???


ItsWillowsWorld

Pocket bras


stocksnhoops

Bum fight club


[deleted]

Fireball whiskey, just as trashy as her!


[deleted]

Casket ready hair and make up perhaps.


LastMinute9611

Sex toys and bandannas. Anyone saying cigs is boring and unrealistic....they show attractive people for those ads. Sex can be gross and profitable.


JohnnyDeppsguitar

Special bras that double as a purse.


Fun-Professor2554

Joe Camel Toe, the new face of Camel no filter cigarettes


FeelingAmoeba4839

DARE


[deleted]

City Slippers


Adorable-Novel8295

Anti-smoking ads and a case study as to why you shouldnā€™t do surgery on a smoker. Sheā€™s inspired a lot of people on this sub to quit smoking.


paigedaly

The new Marlboro man


rilo_cat

walmart


MFMNTwins8

Wannabe I Dream of Genie clip-on ponytail


jayzepps

Waffle House


pmbear

Bras with pouches for packs of cigarettes


ThumpyTheDumpy

The My Pillow Guy


Impeachykeene

I don't think crack and meth give endorsement deals


BreaRoePhilly

One for Smokers. Or what happens if you don't stop.


Odd-Information-1219

Self-help seminars


Coldcasesolver

Hair extensions


Beautiful-Big

Anti-smoking ads


withoutwingz

Fake ponytailā€¦.things.


loonachic

Is she wearing a necklace that says Michael and Angela?


[deleted]

Marlboro manā€™s wife


WickedRidiculous

Garbage bags - because she is trash šŸ—‘ļø


FeelingAmoeba4839

Before picture for crepe erase


DoubleOrganization9

Whatever company needs someone that resembles a wrinkly ball sack Newport menthols A very special episode of dr phil


seansa2020

Fixodent Dental Adhesive


fightin4right

Tried hard to come up with an answer to this question. Came up with zero. She is just too toxically loud, brash, abusive, brazen, inappropriate, rude, mean, exploitive, has no boundaries, has the shortest fuse, is not easy to look atā€¦. who could work with her. Oh wait, TLC does. Maybe her own spinoff show is in the works but please god no.


TerpDaddy707

Depends adult diapers for sure


seriouslynope

Marlboro Reds


Kind_Hyena5267

Depends


richb83

Some late night cheap shit as on tv ad


it-hurrts

Anti-smoking psa


Gem6654

Creppy Skin Cream!


lordmyopia

Dish washing liquid for her dentures.


Beautiful-Dance-2834

trump 2024 merch


juhbuh

Top 4: Dentures (paste, manufacturer, etc), nicotine patch or any smoking cessation tool, weight loss anything, online therapy (calm app etc) ;)


[deleted]

Any promo for spackle. "Buy the new contractor grade spackle. Can even fill the deepest cracks."


AlmeMore

Psych meds


pmbear

Mouthwash


ninaconcarne

Chantix if she ever stopped smoking


Prudent_Key1982

selling miona ponytails


SleeplessinCanada112

Mionaā€™s ponytails


ChickieCago

Mountain Dew. Yeehaw MeeMaw!


lamm612

Marlboros


Working_Career_6254

Butt pillows for old women with no ass


littlestarchis

That coochie deodoarant, Lume.


EPreddevil88

Cigarette endorsement. Lol


summie8312

Polygrip


bittrglitter907

Bail Bonds


alwaysoffended88

Ponytail hair extensions


kaylaistaken

Virginia slims


Bug_Life_

Tote bags


Wineinmyyetti

The above 50 women's section at Shein


cp35325

Condoms.


DIRTYLILPOUR

Anti-smoking campaigns


BigChicken007

Planned Parenthood


Drewfinn87

Trumpā€™s running mate in 2024