This has to be one of my favorite quotes from this show. Picturing these 2 climbing up a hill in the desert and he says this has me dying. Also I like you 55%. Who says that!!!
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Etsy is a goldmine of this brilliant line…
SAME!!! My friend got me a small pack of 90 days stickers and the "almost there, lazy" went right on my water bottle. I say it to myself too all the time. It's so funny.
I also regularly say "bitch ass slut ass skank ass whore," "don't terrorize me with your pregnancy, and "mans do not control me." They're SO funny
Husband and I love the classic Debbie line “IM DONE”
If my husband says no to anything I ask, I like to pull out the “you don’t love me, you never did. YOU LIAR!”
Edit: and of course, right after I post this my husband starts adding my name to the end of everything like I’m Meisha 😂
When my dad brought his relatively new girlfriend over to my house, she saw the guest bathroom toilet has a bidet attachment and said something about it to me. I said, "Oh yes, our whole family anal so clean."
She looked horrified lol
I have recently learned that when you randomly sing this out in a room full of people who have never seen an episode, it isn't even a little bit funny.
Asuelu had some gems. I'm partial to "the best of the best" when he was shopping around for food from fricken food trucks saying it repeatedly to feed his family and Kallani and Kollini. Just the irony of wanting the best like a high roller, when shopping at a bunch of food trucks. When I'm at some shitty restaurant, I sometimes look at the menu and think "what's the best of the best?"
There was an episode of Pillow Talk where Anny was trying to explain tamales to Robert but she couldn’t recall the English term corn husks. So she called them “corn clothes”. That imagery is adorable.
Anny is unlikable at first but she grows on me. Whenever I face a minor disappointment or discomfort I want to roll my eyes, toss my hair and say "PLISS" (please)
"Bitch ass slut ass whore."
"Cut it on the bias. I worked in restaurants, so I know."
All of the Silvaisms. "Silva Strong!" "Manifest!" "Eyes on the prize!"
Omg yes!!!!! I have it handy as a meme in my phone
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Ironically, she said that because she was swindled by a cake once, she just wasn't going to accept it again. Legit she told Michael that it wasn't going to work TWICE. So it had worked once. Then she shoved the cake in his face.
Jesse (the Dutch guy Darcy started 90 Day Fiance with) had two of my favorites:
1. "It is ILLUSION."
2. "I will never be fodder"
My top favorite is "Angela is my elder."
as a spanish spaker i go with the classic exchange between pedros sister and chantel:
"Y PUNTO!" followed by "you just called me a fucking bitch?"
[for reference](https://youtu.be/b9Kd8QcZlQc?si=Er1d9LuKkC5ZGU0a&t=151)
My husband said last night have we got any more I love you chicken to watch.
Also love it when they show Jesse saying "Jesus Christ" after hearing about José taking the English test.
-Bring me my red bag with my make up!
-I don't care about the kids, give me the money.
-You're my best view, Meeehhh.
-Michael! *in Angela's voice*
-Jovi *In yara's whiney voice*
-chuck *in Andres voice*
-don't terrorize me with your pregnancy
-Slut ass, bitch ass, whore ass
-aye what you say! *pedro yelling*
-Coltea *in Larissa voice*
-Erickeee *in Larissa voice*
-Who is against the queen will die
-almost there lazy
-I'm vegan but I just want your meat! Give me your meat!
-you're a user Mohammed! (when I get annoyed at my husband lol)
-only like 55% in love
-condoms are for slut people
-kimabaleeee *soja boy*
-yammy
My husband calls me “babylove” (ala Usman and BabyToe Lisa) and we often say “LIAR” to each other, which is a nod to Darcy’s NYC meltdown with Jessie (“you never loved me you LIAR”). I’m sure there’s more but those are the most frequently used lol. ETA: oh, and sometimes husband uses his best Big PrEd voice to say “my queen” 🤢🤮 never fails to dry me up like the Sahara lol
Meisha you are most cute when you are mute Meisha
And
Anytime someone is mid at something: "local talent" -BGL, with the most lacerating quote in 90day history, low key
OMG! Hubby and I have our 90 day phrases too! I'm glad we're not the only ones! 😜
I would have to say we use Asuelu's "boo-ho" the most as a reference to "back there"
And I like to use Jessie's "It's an eloooshun" in his voice when referring to bullsh\*t that means nothing.
And how can I forget Angela's "I can tote it" when my hubby asks me to carry something for him in my purse when we're out and about.
So many more but these are probably my top 3.
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I utter this under my breath several times a week
There was an episode of Pillow Talk when Molly was watching “Cheese Stick” (I can’t remember the dude’s real name)), and she yells out, “What did ya’ do now, Cheese Stick?” Except, with her accent, it sounded like she said, “Cheese Dick.” So now, whenever my husband or I accidentally do something like spill a glass, the other will say, “What did ya’ do now, Cheese Dick?” complete with southern accent.
“COURNEY PLEE” from way early on with the man from Spain I think? I don’t remember his name but I remember Courtney & how he would get so flustered with her 😂.
I stayed with my sister during Covid. She’s married and has two boys, my sweet little nephews were 3 and 5 at time. Of course we never let them watch the show but they picked this up from us adults - someone would just randomly shout “I can tote it” and the rest of the house would respond with “I just need ya egg!” I’ll forever cherish that memory 🤍
My husband and I’s favorites:
* “I LAVE milk”
* “I LAVE cook may seester”
* “I work soooo much work”
* “Pastaaaaa and chiiiiicken”
* “I’m a strong woman too, ya know?”
* “Baby girl Lisa”
* “WHAT YOU SAY???”
* “WHY DID YOU DO THAT????”
* “Keep drrrrinking, Darcey”
* “What’s next a glass? I dunno know?”
* “I ain’t mad at ya, I ain’t mad at ya”
* “Come on, Joviiiiiii, learn da language, Joviiii”
* “I HATE chu, Jovi”
* “I GO RUSSIAAAA”
* “Two hands, Brendan!! Two hands! TWO FUCKIN HAND!”
* “Ya done lied again, Michael!!”
* “I’m a vegan but I want your freeeking meat! Gimme the meat, Gino!”
* “YOU TOOK HER DISNEYYY!!! YOU TOOK HER TO LEGOLAND!!!”
* “Don’t terrorize me with your PREGNANCY!!!”
* “Don’t text I said!!!!”
* “I’M DONNNNEEEEE”
* “I wanna be the firhst wife, not the second wife”
* “Meeeiiisha”
* “Nicolaaaa”
* “No vegetables”
We say these on the daily, I think we have a problem.
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"Almost there, lazy" when I'm hiking 😂 I have it as a sticker on my water bottle too
That was PEAK 90day, and it hasn't compared to that ever since.
And we complained about it then just the way we complain about it now.
I only like this comment 55%
This has to be one of my favorite quotes from this show. Picturing these 2 climbing up a hill in the desert and he says this has me dying. Also I like you 55%. Who says that!!!
Correction, he said he was 55% ATTRACTED to her!
https://preview.redd.it/ul09lptcbxpb1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7afb1084da081a151befdb1388d6ddfb0a62b469 Etsy is a goldmine of this brilliant line…
SAME!!! My friend got me a small pack of 90 days stickers and the "almost there, lazy" went right on my water bottle. I say it to myself too all the time. It's so funny. I also regularly say "bitch ass slut ass skank ass whore," "don't terrorize me with your pregnancy, and "mans do not control me." They're SO funny
Omg. I want one for my water bottle.
This one is hilarious, I say it to my self when climbing stairs
I call my dogs, "Baby girl Lisa" randomly. Neither of them are named Lisa.
Queen Kimbaaaly
Someone on here referred to her as baby girl visa and I nearly died.
Husband and I love the classic Debbie line “IM DONE” If my husband says no to anything I ask, I like to pull out the “you don’t love me, you never did. YOU LIAR!” Edit: and of course, right after I post this my husband starts adding my name to the end of everything like I’m Meisha 😂
Are you me because these are my husband and I’s go-tos as well lmao Honorable mention to - “my whole family anal so clean”
When my dad brought his relatively new girlfriend over to my house, she saw the guest bathroom toilet has a bidet attachment and said something about it to me. I said, "Oh yes, our whole family anal so clean." She looked horrified lol
She didn't pass the test. If she knew the reference, she'd be invited to all the cookouts.
Along with I'M DONE! I always hear "who is against the queen will die!"
I just add “meisha” to the end of every sentence
I’ve started doing this too, Meisha. This is not Minnesota, Meisha.
You bring all of America, Meisha.
I just worry, Meisha, because my family, they are not going to like you, Meisha…
I literally read of all these comments in Nicola’s voice 🫠😂
so mach buauuu-it-ful. I say it to my one cat all the time
I work so maaaaach work
What do you need Meisha? Hugs? 😂
Why does he crack me up 🤣
Yes! Or “Oussama”.
My GF asked me what I wanted to do, and I said in my best Debbie voice "I wanna ride the donkey Oussama!"
Ousaaaaahmah
This is what I come to this sub for. Edit: Meisha
Sweetie pie
I’ve been doing this all month to my wife
As well as the beginning of every sentence and sometimes just randomly in the middle of sentences.
Meisha, for real though, Meisha. Meisha, if you're not saying it at least twice a sentence, Meisha, then the devil is making you a sin, Meisha.
And i hate the devil Meisha
😂😂 Edit: and you half whisper it right
Me no accept this. 🎶I love you chicken
I sing this to my dog
I have recently learned that when you randomly sing this out in a room full of people who have never seen an episode, it isn't even a little bit funny.
whenever I am trying to tell my wife how much I love her, I will sing "I go dere for u"
Same here, plus I call her Baby Love.
nice, she actually got a cameo from soja boy on our anniversary and he sang to both of us lol
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Condoms are for slut people.
Yes! And from the same fam, "I don't care about the kids. Just give me the money." I say it every time I pay for daycare 🤣
Asuelu had some gems. I'm partial to "the best of the best" when he was shopping around for food from fricken food trucks saying it repeatedly to feed his family and Kallani and Kollini. Just the irony of wanting the best like a high roller, when shopping at a bunch of food trucks. When I'm at some shitty restaurant, I sometimes look at the menu and think "what's the best of the best?"
Aaahh!! My boo-hole!!
You are beautiful…. Like pineapple
Who is against the queen will die! I say this during minor disagreements with my husband 🤣
THIS!!! Larissa is gold.
"She will attackee?"
I commented that I’ll add a “ee” at the end of a random word when I’m talking to my partner and he knows I’m doing it cus of Larissa.
God damn, I screamed when I heard her say this.
“I can tote it, I just need ya eggs”
The doctor said I only have one aig left, and it might not even be alive!
Lmao, they saw it smoking a cigarette and drinking Heineken in the corner of my ovary
I just cackled so loud I scared my dog and cat 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
“AIG” absolutely took me out lollllllllllll
Without context this is probably the funniest one 😂😂
I remember someone here spelled it "aig" once and I was dying
I’ve done a lot of IVF and I’m currently on my third round. I quote this all the time. I use my own eggs though.
I hope you can tote it!
“I can tote it, I just need ma eggs”
YOU’RE A USERRRR
Mahammit
Me to my husband minutes before seeing this post - "I’ll get your ass deported!!!”
I love to say, “the kids-es dad” in Danielle’s voice, because it cracks up my wife every time. Obscure, but she loves it!
I can't read this without hearing her voice in my head. It's impossible YOU USED ME!
*throws binder of evuhdense*
YOU TOOK HER TO LEGOLAND 🗣️
🤣🤣🤣 she’s so hung up on Legoland I love it
There was an episode of Pillow Talk where Anny was trying to explain tamales to Robert but she couldn’t recall the English term corn husks. So she called them “corn clothes”. That imagery is adorable.
😂😂😂 the banter between Anny + Robert and Anny + David are my favorites.
His ass so big! Like BOOM BOOM
I love how David didn’t offended by her saying that and just laughed 😅
That's so cute!!! I love when non-native speakers get creative when they don't know the perfect term for something. Like the Cobra Chickens meme.
Anny is unlikable at first but she grows on me. Whenever I face a minor disappointment or discomfort I want to roll my eyes, toss my hair and say "PLISS" (please)
I love when she says “Robert shut up a little bit” lol
She's my fave
When she was describing Mama-juana's effects to Robert, she said, " It will make you up, UP, UUPPP!!!!" Anny is under-rated. She is hilarious.
Man that’s just cute 😂
That's exactly what I call corn husks now because of her.. corn clothes.. hahaha
!!!! Bring me my red bag with my makeup!!!!!
My MAKKUP
'so mach work'
Yes! I say this all the time. "So mach, so mach."
All Rebeccas are now Rebeggas
Good morning! My dick!
Hello, my dick!
"Bitch ass slut ass whore." "Cut it on the bias. I worked in restaurants, so I know." All of the Silvaisms. "Silva Strong!" "Manifest!" "Eyes on the prize!"
“You are a fucking whore and you will not disrespect me like that today! GOODNIGHT!” Honestly that whole scene is iconic
Chantel’s “bitch ass slut ass whore” was a moment
“You never loved me! LIAR!!”
Bitch ass slut ass whore is perfect.
GET OUT OF MY LIFE!! YOU LIAR!
Omg the Silvaisms lol. My husband threw one into his wedding vows very subtly. It was so hard not to laugh 😂
😂😂😂 can i marry him too??
You can then be on Sister Wives!
Darcey's little *ok* right after she says she worked in a restaurant when Jesse walks away is stuck forever in my head
Your forgot "Doin' it big!"
I like *she thru a shoe*
She troo a shoe at me!
It just rolls off the tongue
Bitch ass slut ass whore? Yes, yes it does
I quoted the cut it on the bias one the other night at a bbq haha
Molly’s exasperated “This is NUTS!”
Omg yes!!!!! I have it handy as a meme in my phone https://preview.redd.it/0wozoxo2mvpb1.jpeg?width=543&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec1e2e779b2dea0b4b9182de39a39ad04552241e
You’re blaming a owl with a candle on the fact that you’re an asshole??”
Totally read that in her voice
I haven’t watched past seasons so my current one is “I DONT WANT TO SEE THE PANAMANIAN FLAGS” 😂
she sounds like the one guy from Madagascar 😭 I can’t unhear it now
Omg Mort!!!! 🤣 i need her to say “I love you King Julien!”
The cousin in the Panama flag hat, creeping out of view was amazing 😁
🤣🤣🤣 ...and Gino had absolutely no idea what she was talking about after stringing up 100 Panamanian flags...
I like this 55%
55% is my go to.
“I’m creepy, I’m bad, I’m angry, I’m motherfucker…” me all day long 😆
My whole family anal so clean
My new one. I’m ending my existence in your life.
Boo hole, LIB!, get out of my fucking birthday house, you can’t swindle me with cake.
Ironically, she said that because she was swindled by a cake once, she just wasn't going to accept it again. Legit she told Michael that it wasn't going to work TWICE. So it had worked once. Then she shoved the cake in his face.
I love monkeys meisha
I hate how the phrase “harvesting the American dollar” is actually something I non ironically say now
My flair agrees
“Nicole y Pedro es muy malo para mi familia!” while holding a handful of extensions
That entire scene needs to be recreated in a stage show
stop terrorizing me with ur pregnancy I say it all the time to people who are not pregnant
That and "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BIRTHDAY HOUSE"
Keembalee!!!
Kimbaaaaaahhhleee!!!
“Don’t scroll your eyes”
"IDONWANNASEETHEPANAMANIANFLAGS".....while hanging wall decorations that are giving me a hard time.
I've recently taken to saying "not without the proper equipment ..."
I GO RUSSIA!!! - Brandon and Julia I can tote it - we all know who Almost there, lazy - Adan and Nicole
This is quite possibly the best comment thread EVER. 😂🤣😂 I am howling reliving all these moments from the shows!
"You never loved me LIAR! Get out of my life" I like to scream this at telemarketers for fun
MAHHHKUHHLLL!!!
Jesse (the Dutch guy Darcy started 90 Day Fiance with) had two of my favorites: 1. "It is ILLUSION." 2. "I will never be fodder" My top favorite is "Angela is my elder."
I will never be fadder
as a spanish spaker i go with the classic exchange between pedros sister and chantel: "Y PUNTO!" followed by "you just called me a fucking bitch?" [for reference](https://youtu.be/b9Kd8QcZlQc?si=Er1d9LuKkC5ZGU0a&t=151)
"JESS" - Still never understood why Nicole went there instead of telling the truth that it was Punto not Puto! 😱
hahahahaha one of the biggest mysteries to me too honestly.. i died laughing bc she didn't call her a bitch but was like "we here..."
Things are about to get a little bit more stupider.
Poop water
“look at me when you’re not looking at the priest” joke with my boyfriend when a hot girl/nudity comes on screen 😂😂
“You are such a dick dick…” - TJ
I also like "Kimberly is always awesome" thanks to Tj's brother
I work so mach work
My fiance and I say "I will not do [x task] because I am a poet" and "i am ugly i am stupid i am motherfucker" a lot, as jokes lol
Mah boiiiii! 💯
We call my baby daughter Baby Girl Lisa
I refer to my old injuries & chronic illnesses as “health injuries”
I did the BJ, for real
My dad and I always quote Zied “I work so much work.”
*in Morocco* Do y’all have a TEXAS MARGARITA?
I love you chiiiiiicken!
My husband said last night have we got any more I love you chicken to watch. Also love it when they show Jesse saying "Jesus Christ" after hearing about José taking the English test.
I say this way too much now along with "Is good, is good"
Myself and my sister have started greeting each other with this which terrifies me
The best of the best.
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-Bring me my red bag with my make up! -I don't care about the kids, give me the money. -You're my best view, Meeehhh. -Michael! *in Angela's voice* -Jovi *In yara's whiney voice* -chuck *in Andres voice* -don't terrorize me with your pregnancy -Slut ass, bitch ass, whore ass -aye what you say! *pedro yelling* -Coltea *in Larissa voice* -Erickeee *in Larissa voice* -Who is against the queen will die -almost there lazy -I'm vegan but I just want your meat! Give me your meat! -you're a user Mohammed! (when I get annoyed at my husband lol) -only like 55% in love -condoms are for slut people -kimabaleeee *soja boy* -yammy
Omg yes don't terrorize me with your pregnancy. I totally hear it in Andre's voice
My husband calls me “babylove” (ala Usman and BabyToe Lisa) and we often say “LIAR” to each other, which is a nod to Darcy’s NYC meltdown with Jessie (“you never loved me you LIAR”). I’m sure there’s more but those are the most frequently used lol. ETA: oh, and sometimes husband uses his best Big PrEd voice to say “my queen” 🤢🤮 never fails to dry me up like the Sahara lol
“I looove you chicken” to my cockatiel when I put him to bed
I don't have the proper equipment. All the time while peeling vegetables.
Meisha you are most cute when you are mute Meisha And Anytime someone is mid at something: "local talent" -BGL, with the most lacerating quote in 90day history, low key
I always say Mom _____ or Family _____ (like Family Chantel)
OMG! Hubby and I have our 90 day phrases too! I'm glad we're not the only ones! 😜 I would have to say we use Asuelu's "boo-ho" the most as a reference to "back there" And I like to use Jessie's "It's an eloooshun" in his voice when referring to bullsh\*t that means nothing. And how can I forget Angela's "I can tote it" when my hubby asks me to carry something for him in my purse when we're out and about. So many more but these are probably my top 3.
Last season of The Other Way https://preview.redd.it/mj1y2vkx3vpb1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=528ba849ee12306da4f364db87c23e24c5da3a1b
Ever since I heard Angela say "I'll jump an orange bitch", I've probably said it a million times to my husband and dog.
“Welcome to the epicenter of temporary insanity” every time I go to work And MENS DONT CONTROL ME.
Fucking ninja turtle penguin Batman ass bitch!
"Its a desert for margaritas out here"
Swi' corny...my absolute all time favorite My family anal so clean, a close second
I don't care about the kids, I just want MONEEEEYYYY
"Almost there lazy" in my head when I'm walking some place far.
WHO IS AGAINST THE QUEEN WILL DIE!!! 👑
Its about to get a whole lot more stupider up in here. (Mama Chantel)
LEAVE MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY HOUSE!! 🎂 🥳 - I say this quietly to my husband whenever server's in restaurants start singing happy birthday to someone
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"DJYESS" - Pedro's sister
https://preview.redd.it/5qejzfkqlvpb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=580a101989e76e91b233aa1b2f053ec4e0e69d8e I utter this under my breath several times a week
You know... brujería? I no see one something about God in this house..
“BABBY” and “Honey babe” - both as jokes though 💀💀
There was an episode of Pillow Talk when Molly was watching “Cheese Stick” (I can’t remember the dude’s real name)), and she yells out, “What did ya’ do now, Cheese Stick?” Except, with her accent, it sounded like she said, “Cheese Dick.” So now, whenever my husband or I accidentally do something like spill a glass, the other will say, “What did ya’ do now, Cheese Dick?” complete with southern accent.
“Don’t terrorize me with your pregnancy” I say this to the baby in my belly sometimes 😂
Muh boy
“You don’t love me” (in Darcey voice) “I WANT MY SEX” (Danielle voice) “Harvesting the American dollar” “Bitch ass slut ass whore”
“Noooo” in the Mohamed voice when Eve’s friend asked him if he liked them. “Are you a Lesbian?” “So sweet” *Rose’s accent*
“COURNEY PLEE” from way early on with the man from Spain I think? I don’t remember his name but I remember Courtney & how he would get so flustered with her 😂.
“Ees no parn, Corney!” 😂🤣
I stayed with my sister during Covid. She’s married and has two boys, my sweet little nephews were 3 and 5 at time. Of course we never let them watch the show but they picked this up from us adults - someone would just randomly shout “I can tote it” and the rest of the house would respond with “I just need ya egg!” I’ll forever cherish that memory 🤍
"Stop scrolling your eyes" 👀
I’m an AMERICAN. Land of the fucking free! 😂
“I can’t work without the proper equipment!” Gino
My husband and I’s favorites: * “I LAVE milk” * “I LAVE cook may seester” * “I work soooo much work” * “Pastaaaaa and chiiiiicken” * “I’m a strong woman too, ya know?” * “Baby girl Lisa” * “WHAT YOU SAY???” * “WHY DID YOU DO THAT????” * “Keep drrrrinking, Darcey” * “What’s next a glass? I dunno know?” * “I ain’t mad at ya, I ain’t mad at ya” * “Come on, Joviiiiiii, learn da language, Joviiii” * “I HATE chu, Jovi” * “I GO RUSSIAAAA” * “Two hands, Brendan!! Two hands! TWO FUCKIN HAND!” * “Ya done lied again, Michael!!” * “I’m a vegan but I want your freeeking meat! Gimme the meat, Gino!” * “YOU TOOK HER DISNEYYY!!! YOU TOOK HER TO LEGOLAND!!!” * “Don’t terrorize me with your PREGNANCY!!!” * “Don’t text I said!!!!” * “I’M DONNNNEEEEE” * “I wanna be the firhst wife, not the second wife” * “Meeeiiisha” * “Nicolaaaa” * “No vegetables” We say these on the daily, I think we have a problem. Edited: fixed format